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Joined 12-07-12, id: 4404440, Profile Updated: 07-27-14

How old are you?

-18,472 million years

what do you look like?

-like some clearish liquid in a jar. Sorta like old dressing, but purple.

Are you a guy or a girl?

-do jars of primordial ooze have genders? I'd think not.

What kind of things do you like to do?

-Oh I'd like to do a lot of things, but again, ooze in a jar ... So, many things.

How are you even typing?

-Very carefully. You have no idea how long it took me to figure that one out.

What do you plan on doing with this site?

-oh not much really just write some stories. Don't you worry it's not they'll be filled with subliminal messages aimed at world domination or anything like that, i mean who would even want that? Definitely not some all powerful being trapped in a jar ... *cough*