How old are you?
-18,472 million years
what do you look like?
-like some clearish liquid in a jar. Sorta like old dressing, but purple.
Are you a guy or a girl?
-do jars of primordial ooze have genders? I'd think not.
What kind of things do you like to do?
-Oh I'd like to do a lot of things, but again, ooze in a jar ... So, many things.
How are you even typing?
-Very carefully. You have no idea how long it took me to figure that one out.
What do you plan on doing with this site?
-oh not much really just write some stories. Don't you worry it's not they'll be filled with subliminal messages aimed at world domination or anything like that, i mean who would even want that? Definitely not some all powerful being trapped in a jar ... *cough*
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