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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.

Greetings, mortal! Thanks for checking out my profile! As you probably know by now, I’m silentwolf111, author of the ‘Not Anymore’ series. Feel free to check out my fics, send me a PM, or vote on my poll!

Oh, and if you’re not interested in reading a bunch of Percy Jackson quizzes/fangirl junk, then go ahead and click that “hide bio” button over there. :) Just letting you know…


ABOUT ME

So, anyway, here's some basic stuff about me:

NAME: silentwolf111, duh.

AGE: I’ll let you figure that out on your own. Here’s a hint: I’m one of those things they call "teenagers".

GENDER: Eh, I guess I'll tell you this one; I am of the female species.

GENRE: I mostly write for the PJO Humor genre.

INTERESTS: Books, music, art, sports, the usual stuff. (Oh, and writing. Can’t forget that!)

LIKES: Fun! And pranks!

DISLIKES: Party poopers, sore losers, gossip, and people who think they're better than everyone else.

HOBBIES: Mainly reading, drawing/painting, and music.

TALENTS: I can play 3 (and a half) musical instruments. I also write/transpose music; check me out here!

FAVORITE BOOK SERIES: Definitely PJO! But some of my other favorite series are the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Divergent, The Maze Runner, Legend, and a ton more; the list goes on and on.


THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE... IN GREEK!

Ο Percy Jackson Pledge

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

Όποτε είμαι στη θάλασσα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ

Κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα

Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης

Για λόγους Grover της πορεία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά

Όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια πινακίδα που να λέει'' Δωρεάν Ride Pony''

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ζωή

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel

Κάθε φορά που ένα αυτοκίνητο περνά λιμουζίνα μου.

Ναι υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO

Όπου και να πάω


THE PJO QUIZ!

1) Favorite guy character? Percy and Leo

2) Favorite girl character? Annabeth

3) Favorite god? Apollo and Hermes

4) Favorite goddess? Artemis and Athena

5) Favoriteminorgodgoddess Hestia

6) Favorite minor characters? Travis, Connor, Katie

7) Favorite monsters? Tyson and Medusa cuz she's awesome like dat.

8) Hermes just asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Sure! I’ll go grab you some adoption papers.

9) Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Leo. I would say Percy, but NO ONE messes with Percabeth. Like, ever.

10) Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Annabeth

11) Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Drew

12) You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy, since we’d be surrounded by water. Plus we could probably get a lift from some hippocampi or something.

13) Favorite PJatO Pairing Percabeth, duh. :)

14) Favorite PJatO Quote?

'"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."'

-Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and Zoë Nightshade, The Titan’s Curse.

15) Favorite Percy Moment?

I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious.

"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."

"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."

The poodle growled.

I said hello to the poodle.

-Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief

OR

"How did you die?"

"We, er... drowned in a bathtub.

"All three of you?"

"It was a big bathtub."

-Percy Jackson and Charon, The Lightning Thief

16) Favorite Nico Moment?

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point I was ready to stick the kid in a meat flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

-Percy Jackson and Nico DiAngelo, The Titan’s Curse

17) Favorite God or Goddess Moment?

“Dreams like a podcast,

Downloading truth in my ears.

They tell me cool stuff.”

"Apollo?" I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.

He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."

"A god named Fred?"

"Eh, well..."

-Percy Jackson and Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

18) Favorite Grover Moment? BURRITO FIGHT!

19) Favorite Rachel Moment?

Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?"

Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?

Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.”

-Rachel Elizabeth Dare and Annabeth Chase, The Battle of the Labyrinth

20) Favorite Random Moment? Tyson uses “Peanut Butter” as a battle cry


ONLY IN AMERICA (POST THIS IF YOU LIVE THERE)

Why America has some Issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


GODLY PARENT QUIZ!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.

You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia

5/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
Youenjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

2/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

You're valedictorian in your class

8/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

10/10 Aww yeah!

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

4/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

Well, overall it looks like I'm a child of Apollo with some relation to Hermes and Athena, and I may or may not be a hunter of Artemis... Interesting.


Well, that's about it! I congratulate those of you who made it this far without getting totally bored. :) Thanks for reading my profile!

Peace out,

-silentwolf111

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Blood on Stone: The Fourth Quarter Quell by SkyeBird128 reviews
"For the 4th Quarter Quell, as reminder to the rebels that the death rates of children in the districts quadrupled after the rebellion, each district will be required to send in four times the usual tributes, from ages 5 to 18." Set in the ruins of a city, with 96 tributes, this year is sure to be good. I don't own the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 372,836 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/25/2013
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,432 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Apollo's Lover by Bexxgrrl46 reviews
Apollo has always had bad luck with love. This is a story about one of those lovers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,306 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Apollo
Broken Bow: Hunter Tales by Xed Alpha reviews
Retired or not. Sometimes it's just not possible for a demigod and those around him to stay entirely out of trouble. A series comprising various one-shots focused around the different characters from the Broken Bow series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2014
Boy? by TheRivalRose reviews
Annabeth Chase was raised a girl, until 5 years ago when her father forced her to be a boy. She starts at Goode High School where she meets Percy Jackson, will she be able to contain her feelings? Will Percy be able to understand his strange attraction to this new boy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,663 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
Being Normal by percabeth1212 reviews
Annabeth Chase, the famous celebrity from London, wants a chance to lead a normal life -at least a day when no one is telling her what to do or who to be. Granted two months in America, she meets someone named Percy, who she can't decide her feelings for. Does freedom really cover what she wants, or is it something completely out of the circle?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,491 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Baby Sister by Sonata Appassionata reviews
Artemis and Apollo, and the ups and downs of their relationship. In the end though, she will always be his baby sister. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Fearless by HecateA reviews
In which the fear gods are in for a rude awakening. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Phobos, Deimos - Complete
Musings of a Goddess by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Artemis' thoughts during the reward ceremony on Olympus. Done for round two of Lunknownl's Battle of the Fandoms. Just a short drabbling of thoughts. Nothing special but check out the contest, it's pretty cool.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sunrise by genuinemermaid reviews
Collection of oneshots featuring Artemis and Apollo brother/sister fluff. Chapter 34: Competition. / "Your dedication to the Hunt has led me to believe that you deserve a...'day off,' but, considering what you would have to subject yourself to..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,049 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artemis, Apollo
Got Caffeine? by greekgeek25 reviews
It's science fair time! Rachel Dare has decided to do her experiment on the effect of caffeine on demigods (and one satyr!). What happens when your favorite PJO characters consume too much caffeine?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Rachel D., Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Altered Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,790 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades - Complete
Gods in Goode High School by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Zeus turned everybody into teenagers to teach them a lesson. What will happen when they go to Goode with Percy and the other demigods? Read and find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zeus - Complete
Promises by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Artemis never thought that she would fall in love with anyone. But when Orion comes along, she wonders if she would be willing to forget her eternal promise and make him a part of her life forever. Unfortunately, Apollo isn't too happy about it.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,677 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Artemis, Orion - Complete
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 128,670 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Aloadae by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Twin Giants attempt to take over the throne of Mount Olympus, and to further enhance their claim, they take a god hostage and demand the impossible. Will Artemis find a way to stop the absurd from happening? Or will she be defeated and forced to succumb to their orders? *Follow-up of Who I Am: A Tale of Artemis*
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,106 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Artemis - Complete
15 Songs We Are Not Allowed to Sing on Song Night by Gryphon-Door reviews
Unsatisfied with the love in the world, Aphrodite decides to make the campers sing "modern songs" instead of the usual campfire ones; however, it doesn't go well...with certain songs. This story is also a parody of a typical PJO Karaoke fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,830 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Aphrodite, Apollo - Complete
Who I Am: A Tale of Artemis by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Artemis believes that she does not belong with the others on Mount Olympus. As a result, she exiles herself to Earth, trying to find comfort. But when she is forced to return home, she tries to find the strength to face her challenges.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,542 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow: The 12 Years of Christmas by Xed Alpha reviews
Some people have Christmas traditions. Some people have mortal enemies. Rarely do these things overlap. Several short chapters over 12 years. This is the tale of Armani's Christmas Eve.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Broken Bow Book 5: The Lost Prince by Xed Alpha reviews
As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,050 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Olympians Attend Group Therapy by Liberated Marionette reviews
I can't be! But it is... Zeus is officially done with his immortal family's bickering. He finds help... Help in the form of an annoying lady with a PhD that charges 300 dollars an hour... Hilarity will ensue! Currently: Demeter vs Hades
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Zeus, Apollo
Happy Birthday? by Chick With Brains reviews
So, Apollo messed up and forgot to give Artemis a birthday present. Can he come up with something in time? Random little one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
The Titan's Curse by the ghost king reviews
Thalia, Artemis, Percy and the gang read Titan's Curse.This is the continuing of Shrrgnien's fic obviously with her permission.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,528 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Ten Days by Akatsuki Child reviews
Apollo x Thalia "Just hang out with him until I come back. It's only for ten days. I'll even let you take a month of Hunting off." Thalia really hated being blackmailed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
Broken Bow Book 4: A Boy Called Artemis by Xed Alpha reviews
Lost, stranded and alone in a strange alternate reality. Armani Dove's only hope of ever returning home rests solely in the hands of a young Irish criminal mastermind who shares his mother's name. Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Veritas OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,193 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Di Immortales! by Klbooks reviews
When the gods quarrel about a certain incident that included the son of the sea god and a daughter of the goddess of wisdom kissing in a particular sea god's domain, things get a bit...random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Broken Bow Book 3: Counterpart by Xed Alpha reviews
The son of Artemis meets his match and in the process is forced to juggle married life, an old flame, some interfering gods and a mission to prevent the total collapse of the universe. So, yeah... An average day for Armani. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow Book 2: Shadows of the Hunt by Xed Alpha reviews
Condemned to the insanity of Camp Half-Blood. Armani is swept up in an infuriating world of curious deities, resentful half-bloods, prophecies of doom and ghosts from the past. Why can't people leave him alone? Beta by Shrrgnien. Veritas OC Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,843 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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Olympus Weekly? Not Anymore! reviews
4th fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. What do you get when you mix 12 all-powerful Olympians with a newspaper read by all of Olympus? If you guessed total chaos, you are correct. Fasten your seatbelts, folks: we're taking freedom of speech to a whole new level.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,530 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013
The Twelve Days of Percabeth reviews
A series of Percabeth one-shots, one for each of the 12 days of Christmas. (Warning: contains lots of lovey-dovey, cutesy gonna-make-you-barf fluffy stuff. Proceed with caution.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
FanFiction? Not Anymore! reviews
3rd fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. Hephaestus has done it again! This time, he has found FanFiction, a website in which the gods publish their (not-so-great) writing! But what happens when a mysterious person starts leaving harsh flames on the gods' stories? One thing's for sure; things are going to get ugly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 30,117 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
YouTube? Not Anymore! reviews
Sequel to 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore'. Hephaestus has just discovered YouTube, a website in which the gods can interact with mortals and their demigod children without their knowing it! When Hephaestus has the gods each create their own YouTube channels, watch videos, and post their own videos (sometimes to the dismay of other gods), craziness is definitely going to follow...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore! reviews
Ratings are down for Hephaestus TV, and Hephaestus is out of ideas. In his opinion, who wouldn't want to see the worst wife in the world (though she is very beautiful) caught red-handed? Apparently, the gods are bored of this. That's when Hephaestus comes up with the idea for the gods themselves to come up with their very own shows; and things are about to get really whacky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
HARRY POTTER IN THE HUNGER GAMES- TWO WORLDS COLLIDE reviews
"One minute. That's how long we had to stand on the platform if we didn't want to be blown to bits. One minute to compose a strategy and get familiar with my surroundings. One minute that may change my life forever. It was now or never." Join Ginny Weasley in her attempt to win the annual Hogwarts Games with the help of some friends and, of course, magic. PLZ READ AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012
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