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Joined 12-07-12, id: 4404708, Profile Updated: 07-28-13


I'd like to get a few things out of the way on here, before I start posting my stories.

I do have another profile on here, so if my writing comes across as familiar, there is a chance you've come across me before on said profile. I will not say what my other profile name is, because I want this profile to focus on the stories I plan on putting up here, and my other profile to focus on the stories I've put up there.

I do write guyxguy, guyxgirl, girlxgirl, threesomes and moresomes. However, I will not write anything explicit on this site. I will be putting up another profile on a different site for those kind of scenes. Once that profile is up, I will put a link to it here. If I put a mature rating on my stories, it will be because there is violence, and/or swearing, and/or heavy make-out scenes. I will put warnings in my stories so that you are not caught unprepared.

Be warned, any flames will be ignored and deleted. As will any comments about how 'I am ruining your childhood'. And of course, death threats will be reported and deleted.

Depending on the fandom, I am open to requests.

On the odd chance that you are curious:

I go by QumquatQuiet, Qumquat, Quiet and Q3.

I am a Christian. And I happen to have friends who are Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans, other Christians, and those who are 'spiritual, but not religious because a lot of religious people are full of hypocrisy'. I will not shove my beliefs down your throat, but I ask that you extend the same courtesy to me. Should you want to know more about my faith, I will happily talk with you.

I have gay friends, bi friends, straight friends, asexual friends, and pansexual friends. I do not care about your sexual orientation, so long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, good for you.

I am in my twenties. I like love triangles. For the most part I do not write rape, unless it has happened in the past and is not the focus of the story. Real life is very hectic where I am, so I can only promise to try and update at least once a month. With any luck however, my chapters will be fairly long.

I do enjoy making friends on this site. I enjoy role-playing, chatting and hats. Other things as well, but I don't feel like putting them up right now.

I have no idea where I came up with my penname, but I blame my muses because they were snickering when it popped into my head. I have a lot of muses.

If I favorite your story, I will review it. I would ask, that if you favorite my stories, that you also review them. If I follow your story, then I will review it, even if I don't do so right away.

Despite my penname, I don't like kumquats. I just like the word.

When I think of more things to put up, I will put them up. But feel free to contact me.

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Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by bgtea reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe by The Emcee reviews
Jack is a new high school student who transferred in the middle of the fall semester. E. Aster Bunnymund is an avid art student who is part of a small band of misfits. Jamie is the kid who's friends with the popular and the unpopular kids and who befriends Jack on his first day at school. Pitch is the guy who hates everyone. Everyone except Jack, that is. What's a new kid to do?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,006 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Loneliness and Denial by WretchedEscapist reviews
Jack is afraid of Pitch, or is that what he is feeling? Takes place a few years after the Guardians defeated Pitch, Jack goes to see him and ask him why he is sending him strange nightmares… Slowly building, consensual, not for those with short attention spans. Currently on HIATUS.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost
Wedding Blues by touchinghearts reviews
[Cupcake/Jamie] Hours before she's due to wed, Cupcake finds herself dealing with a culmination of the doubt and uncertainty she's been harbouring inside her for years. (Kink meme fill, Cupcake-centric with Jack Frost somehow weaseling his way into a main role.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Cupcake, Jack Frost
To the Kangaroo From the Person You Love to Hate by JackFrostSexySauce reviews
Try not to gasp, but I'm not a fan of Christmas. I admire the wonder North brings, but for 318 years I didn't even get coal to show that somebody knew I existed. Sadly, North is not only making me embrace Christmas by going to his party, but he's also making me participate in his "Secret Santa" tradition. The worst part? I ended up with Bunny. Joy to the world. SLASH Jack's POV
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Deck the Halls by The Emcee reviews
Christmas is a magical and wonderful time of year. And who would know that best other than the Guardians? 25 Christmas drabbles.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
The Mistletoe by MusicAngel002 reviews
Unfortunately, Bunnymund and Jack Frost were caught under a mistletoe and were dared a kiss. Fortunately, they enjoyed it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
Hope for Fun by BloodyWar2411 reviews
North had always been big on showing off a new invention on Christmas morning; a time when it was too early to party but the deliveries were already done. This time, his invention holds unexpected results for E. Aster Bunnymund, but the overly large rabbit isn't going to suffer through it alone. Not while has the ability to take Jack Frost down with him that is. (Humanoid!Bunny)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by touchinghearts reviews
Having had a taste what it's truly like to feel invisible to the children he protects, Bunnymund feels that maybe he owes Jack an apology. And then the mistletoe comes in.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by TenebrisCor reviews
A more unlikely pair you will never find.. and yet it works. The question is.. how? WARNING: Smut can be found here.. when it is, you can't say you weren't warned.. ONESHOT
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Shining, Shimmering, Splendid by Bukkunkun reviews
Co-written by Cas and Bukkun. Nicholas St. North, thief king and the best of the Cossack tribe bandits, got more than he bargained for when he came to search for a fabled sword.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2012
Trapped in a Corner by KudaKano reviews
Bunny arrives at the North Pole to find a frightened Jack frost hiding in the corner with no memories of the guardians. Its up to Bunny to show the boy that they aren't nearly as scary as they look. Slight Bunny x Jack, and a whole lot of Fluff!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 401 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
A Kiss at Midnight by Lady Talla-doe reviews
New years is a time to celebrate beginnings and jobs well done. But Jack isn't into the whole 'party festive gathering' thing;When Bunnymund finally finds him, it's three hours past midnight, and past traditional kissing hour, but three hundred years is a long time to go without being introduced to an old tradition.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Night Light by V.Evergreen reviews
There were many things Pepper supposed could annoy her about Tony Stark but it's just her luck that one thing that does is the one thing that he depends on. This time she's going to have to be the one to adapt.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Dark Prince by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Three years after his imprisonment, Ghost King Pariah Dark breaks free from the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep. He gives his nemesis Danny Phantom a choice; to have everything Danny ever loved laid to waste, or to become Pariah's bride. DP/PD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,112 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Danny F., Pariah D. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.