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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey... I'm Essie or Lala. I like to write and Roleplay. I was on a hiatus for a while but I'm back. My old stories are shit. Don't Read Them.

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A New Cullen Sister by CriminalBones92 reviews
*Book 1* It has been a few months since the last encounter between the Cullens and the Volturi. Carlisle and Esme travel to New York for a medical conference. Alice has predicted that they will return to Forks with a new member to their family, a chronically ill human at that. With the Volturi battle still fresh in their minds, how will everyone cope with the new addition?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 170,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 7/23 - Carlisle, Esme, OC
Everything In Between by elewho reviews
A (mainly) Vauseman fanfiction that begins from their first encounter. It will always follow canon, but I filled in the in betweens, and then some. Figured the Vauseman ship can do with a bit more buffing, y'know?
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,417 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/4 - Piper C., Alex V.
Last Call by beanflickingmotherteresa reviews
COMPLETELY AU: Nicky Nichols is coming up on her eleventh year of life. Having spent the majority of her years being bounced around countless foster families with the promise of a forever home, she had stopped hoping for a happy ending a very long time ago. Can a certain red headed Russian lady prove to her that there is such a thing as happily ever after? Also Piper/Alex pairing.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/18 - [Alex V., Piper C.] Galina R./Red, Nicky N.
Rebuilding by Trekkie Lmo reviews
Voyager has returned to the Alpha Quadrant, but it hasn't been the happy ever after Kathryn Janeway was wishing for. J/C Chapter 6 complete (August 22, 2016). Updates to follow.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 8/10 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, B. Torres, Adm. Paris
Crossfire by FrozenPhantasm reviews
The story of Sam Healy and Red Reznikov before, during and after OITNB's first season. Like my other fics, this isn't a song fic, per se, though it was inspired by the song I've chosen as the title.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 12/1/2015 - S. Healy, Galina R./Red
The Day I Found Out by Laura W reviews
In an alternate universe, some things are very different, and one by one, the crew finds out. J/C.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 10/24/2015
The Holiday by MilkshakeKimxx reviews
Esme Platt and Carlisle Cullen work at the same school. So when they are offered the oppourtunity to take 12 7-year old children on an adventure-packed holiday for the week, how can they possibly refuse? Especially when a new found friendship seems to be blossoming into something new, something unexpected. All human, filled with love and appreciation for all the characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 141,513 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 5/26 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Dust to Dust by mandd reviews
Healy left Litchfield to fight his own personal demons. Red was forced into a war behind the prison walls. What will the fallout be when Healy returns?
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/29 - S. Healy, Galina R./Red
Take My Hand, Take My Heart by fivesauce'n'YAbooks reviews
When fraternal twins Prince Liam and Prince Noah turn 19, they expect to find out who is the Heir. Instead, they find out about something much bigger- a double Selection. Forty girls will be Selected making it an even twenty for each prince. And to make the stakes bigger, one prince will not only win the girl of his dreams, but also the throne. *Formerly Selecting A Wild Heart*
Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 1/18
Flaritza One Shots by fuckmeflaritza reviews
Just some one shots based on our favourite Latina duo, Flaca and Maritza. We need more Flaritza in our lives.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/29 - Marisol G./Flaca, Maritza R.
Can You Feel That by Old Russian Lady reviews
Red looked down at her right hand where she held a serrated metal knife, 8 inches long. Red had to stop the tears before she went in the office again. She couldn't show any weakness. She was doing this for Nicky's own good.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N. - Complete
Take Me Home by nofearonlylove reviews
"That is your problem, little girl. You DON'T care, do you? Don't you realize you could be ONE hit away from being buried in a pine box? This addiction, this battle that you have fought, that I have fought with you, it's a joke to you, isn't it?" - A filled request for StonerSammi. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N. - Complete
I'll Always Need You by nofearonlylove reviews
Because of her mistakes, she had been behind bars for many years. Unable to be a wife, unable to be a mother. She had failed her family. Her love couldn't save them. Their love couldn't save her. Angsty Red/Nicky mother-daughter interlude. Oneshot.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N.
The Savior - Carlisle&Esme by LovinDrCullen reviews
Esme is in an abusive marriage with husband Charles. She doesn't see a way out until meeting Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Their meeting leads to a complicated series of events. She finally falls in love, but must overcome the wrath of Charles and the expectations to stay with him because of the complications of the times. She becomes pregnant, and doesn't know what to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,485 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 1/1 - Carlisle, Charlie S., Edward, Esme
If You Go, I Go by Old Russian Lady reviews
"Gonna…die..." These were the first word Red had spoken since this has happened. "No, no. No, you're not. Stop it." Nicky was crying uncontrollably thinking just how true Red's words probably were.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/4 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N. - Complete
A Green House by RuthlessBallard reviews
Sam Healy finally claims his love after her release from prison. An epilogue (sequel?) from "Every Shade of Her". Red/Healy. Smut.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 8/1/2015 - S. Healy, Galina R./Red - Complete
The Chosen Tributes - The 25th Hunger Games by RageHer0 reviews
(This is my first fanfic. Rated T for violence.) It's the first Quarter Quell and a young President Snow has decreed that the Districts select the tributes for the 25th annual Hunger Games. Who will be chosen to compete in this year's Games? Who will be betrayed by there own allies? Who will win? SYOT CLOSED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/21 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow, OC - Complete
Meeting with Dad by pecannutespresso reviews
Sam and Red hook up, but what happens with Sam finds out he has more family than he thinks.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 11/2/2015 - S. Healy, Galina R./Red, OC
Learning to Fly by FrozenPhantasm reviews
Sequel to my earlier story, "Breakdown." This story chronicles the evolution of Red and Healy's lives and relationship after Red is released from Litchfield. They formed a strong bond behind prison walls, but will it all fall apart now that Red is free?
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 8/17/2015 - S. Healy, Galina R./Red
Crimes of the Heart by mandd reviews
Red told Healy that their ships "passed too late in the night for one of them to change course." But will she change her mind when Healy has a heart attack and she is confronted with the possibility of life without him?
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,802 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - S. Healy, Galina R./Red
Vampirism for Dummies by Jessica314 reviews
In which Carlisle writes a textbook on vampirism, and Emmett rewrites it. New chapter: The Gifted Vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Carlisle, Emmett
Wanted: You, Forever (A Carlsme Christmas Tale) by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! Lonely doctor. Lovely waitress. Both longing for more and afraid to take it. Will they summon the courage to reach out for their Christmas miracle?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,316 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Stuck in the Twilight Universe What could go wrong? by AgxntMxy reviews
The cast of Twilight, Peter facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Nikki reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kristen stewert, Robert Patterson, Ashley Green, Kellen lutz, Taylor lautener, Dekota Fanning and a few more from the cast, all find them selves in another universe, The twilight universe to be exact. The location: Forks. What do they do? What happenes when they meet the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 65 - Words: 90,309 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/30/2012
The Cullen Family Goes to Walmart! by NumberOneTwihard reviews
One day, Emmett gets a chain e-mail with the list of "Things Not to do at Walmart". Follow the Cullens as they do items from the list! Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Lots and Lots of laughs! by Ashleyangel70
A Cullen Prank Week to remember! This is my first EVER fanfiction ! so... don't be to hard on me.. please ! ... Ashley xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012
Song moments by Tori-Bird627 reviews
Bella can sing but keeps it a secret from the Cullens/Hales, until she gets cought that is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella
Smile by Celine The Human reviews
Isabella Marie Volturi. One of the rulers of the Volturi clan who does not remember her human life. What if she goes on a mission to protect a seven member vegetarian coven who is being chased by a particular red-head? What would the Cullens' reaction be?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
Walmart and the Waffle Theft by Bird That Flies At Dawn reviews
Alice and Bella lead the group of Cullen siblings to Walmart. Along with stealing waffles, what else could these crazy vampire kids do? Nothing could go wrong, could it? Sequel to Shopping: The Horror. CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Fun at walmart! by Alice Cullen444 reviews
So what do the Cullen's do in their spare time? Sit around doing completely nothing? No, no, no! They go over to walmart with a list called "65 ways to get thrown out of walmart" And who made it? Alice of course! Full summary inside xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Marry Me by amyelewis reviews
A fortunate meeting in the departure lounge of LAX between a newly qualified doctor and an illustrious Architect, does fate have other plans? Inspired by Train's Marry Me. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Roses Behind Mirrors by hushedgreylily reviews
"You're gonna be ok, I promise." He said, and it was probably a stupid thing to say, certainly a damn stupid promise to make, but he knew he had to say it. Because he knew, whatever it took, he would keep it. RxEm, AU, AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,958 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
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Life Through Lenses
Elsie is a new student at Forks High, adopted by the illustrious Cullen family. Alfie is a Forks native who wants nothing more than to leave. When the two are shoved together in photography club, will romance kindle or burn out? Rated T for mild language. Sorry about the heinous summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8 - OC
Mr Right reviews
Esme Platt is a young new divorcée beginning a new life as a teacher. Carlisle Cullen is another young divorcé with five young children. Their similar paths collide when the Cullen children are placed in Esme's Kindergarten class. For the first time in their lives, Carlisle and Esme find real love and companionship in each other. AH, AU, Carlsme. Rated T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16 - Carlisle, Esme
Among Many Uncertainties: The Diary of Esme Cullen reviews
We know just a bit of Esme Cullen's backstory, true, but we're ignorant of her inner thoughts. This is my not-so-official account of those thoughts. Rated T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2015
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