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Joined 12-07-12, id: 4405127, Profile Updated: 03-26-15
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

I think I rarely write what people like

But that is just the way I roll

I prefer to feel my way, day by day

And often stumble as I go

But then again, I am certainly having fun

In every sense of that word

Because I write exactly what I like

I am as free as a literal bird

I've been writing for a few years, and for those who like my stories I am also on AFF and you're more than welcome to take a look at some of my stories there as well. I will be moving some (not all) of them to this site in the coming months but there are some of them that are a little... ahem... heavy on the heat.

I write where the whim takes me and I like writing exploration pieces (though I am not good at them) I do like to pretend I write them well :) Ignorance is bliss! Constructive crit is always welcome from where I stand! Just don't be mean! Reviews should be nice, it's o' lawsa a phizzix Captain! I'm a Trekkie fan too :P

And something funny for those who like to laugh:

"My other grandfather never threw anything away. He died in the war hanging onto a hand-grenade"

- I have no idea who said this.

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Love me as an equal by junjou yaoichick reviews
I feel like I know this guy Tenten thought. This guy ...Gai Oh my fuck! She felt as if she'd collapse. Gripping onto the wall for support,she shut her eyes. That unbelievably hot guy in there was her SENSEI. As in Gai Sensei whom she considered to be a loud,green spandex wearing freak. Why would he hide all of that hotness under that hideous outfit? She thought Lemons to come
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/23 - Tenten, Gai M.
Duty by kawaiisparukuru reviews
"If you asked me right now, I wouldn't be allowed to say no, right, ANBU-san?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.]
Faded Green by watchingthewind reviews
Gai visits his father's grave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Gai M. - Complete
The Longest Road by Kitsune1978 reviews
Chuunin exams. Gaara fights Rock Lee and Shukaku takes over. The invasion has been triggered much earlier than it was supposed to, and Gaara doesn't have a chance to fight Naruto at all. That's why he's still a psycho, and there is no one left to subjugate him since the Fourth Kazekage's been killed. Multi-chapter, in progress, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 58,955 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Gaara
Ramen Soup for the Soul by tineyninja reviews
Kakashi decides to tell his best friend about Ayame, the girl he has been seeing. Gai acts even weirder than usual. Post cannon, beware of spoilers! KakaAya GaiKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Gai M., Ayame - Complete
Pond of Glory by AshakiranTheTenthBeast reviews
Kyoraku/Ukitake. The long-time partners are relaxing at Ugendo when a surprise in a basket floats towards them. Jushiro is overjoyed at what he calls their "blessing" but Shunsui knows something is amiss. Who left the basket in the pond and why? Jushiro may be lying to himself but the truth isn't nearly as simple or as loving as he wishes it to be... HIATUS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Sex Education by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Set 2 years after Kyuubi's attack. Kakashi finds himself enmeshed more and more in a situation that is bound to reveal his feelings to Gai - starting with the insidious premise that he should teach Gai about sex in order to be a good friend. Kakashi x Gai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,732 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Marriage of Hard Work and Genius by bgreenwivy reviews
They say that there is a first time for everything. Gai had never refused a mission before and Kakashi never expected to get married. Now a mission has Gai and Kakashi bound by blood in marriage and secrets that both wished to keep hidden are coming out. To stay sane and married the two will have to work smart as well as hard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,367 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Out of Sight by thisloser reviews
After Kakashi loses his memory, he has to deal with the life and the strange boyfriend he can't remember. Pairing: Kakashi/Gai established relationship
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,935 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.]
All Was Well by myblackbadger reviews
"I'm sorry," he said quietly, echoing the other times he apologised when something like this happened, when he thought he had inconvenienced me because of his illness. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Day by Day by missingkitsune reviews
Done for the 30 day OTP challenge on Tumblr. Drabbles and short stories with Juushiro Ukitake and Shunsui Kyoraku. ShunUki pairing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Spreading a little Joy by missingkitsune reviews
I had this idea pop into my head just as I was trying to fall asleep thanks to one of the pistachio commercials airing right at that moment. And since Ukitake's english VA does the Voice over for those commercials I just …. well I envisioned Ukitake skipping down the streets tossing out hands-full of nuts and candies to everyone. This is what came of it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Fish and Dragon by Ability King KK reviews
Toshiro goes to the Realm of the Living to visit Karin. Unfortunately for him he was followed by a certain pair of zanpakuto spirits who wanted to play with their Niichan. This then leads to a meeting between the Kurosaki family and the Shiro family. Toshiro just can't catch a break can he? Sequel to 'Single Father of Three' and 'A Peachy Meeting'.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, Sogyo no K, J. Ukitake, Ichigo K. - Complete
Youthful Appearances by extraordinary geek reviews
An accident leaves a team member in a different state. Now he has to rely on his friends as he copes with the consequences and as they search for those responsible.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
I'll send you flowers by missingkitsune reviews
Ukitake owns a flower shop and gets a bit of a surprise one day. ShunUki story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Soul Mate by YaoiLord reviews
-Modern- In which Shunsui Kyoraku is a wealthy company president who doesn't believe in supernatural beings. But when he met a lost soul named Jushiro Ukitake, everything changed. ShunUki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
A Game of Romance by Nebiru reviews
I don't know when the need to win the bet turned into the need to see Jyuushirou. -ShunUki, AU, one-shot-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
First Kiss by Biscuit15 reviews
Ukitake takes a blow for Kurotsuchi, leaving him to wonder why the Thirteenth Captain would do that for him. MayuriXUkitake one-shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Mayuri K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Candy Wrappers by drtillscret reviews
Graphic Yaoi Warning: This is meant to be a fun, hilarious story. If you're not prepared for kinky situations, don't read this. [Lemon][One Shot] Renji goes to check up on Captain Ukitake as a favour to Rukia. What he finds is far from his expectations.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Renji A., T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Repairing Shattered Trust by Biscuit15 reviews
After the betrayal on Soul Society, Kira Izuru is left heartbroken and more depressed than ever. Can he find it in himself to trust the unofficial counsellor of Soul Society, Ukitake Jushiro, and let him in? Or is Izuru too damaged to know how to love again? UkiKira, KiraUki, hinted GinKira, yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - I. Kira, J. Ukitake - Complete
Your Flaws Make You Perfect by Biscuit15 reviews
After a particularly bad bout of illness, Unohana orders Jushiro to rest. Rukia 'convinces' him to spend a few days with Ichigo to get away from the stress of Captain's duties, but what will happen when Ichigo discovers he has feelings for the older Shinigami? Yaoi, IchiUki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Aren't You Glad You Came Along? by Biscuit15 reviews
Shunsui drags a reluctant Jyuushiro to a brothel where he discovers the pleasures he had been missing out on. Shunsui can't help but watch, his hidden desires becoming harder and harder to hide. Two-shot, yaoi, ShunUki.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Runestar Melodies by Misty Mina reviews
Musical meme challenge. 10 drabbles for Freed/Lucy. Hope you'll like it. Update: Just a small one XD
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Freed J., Lucy H. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Biscuit15 reviews
Shunsui, a recovering alcoholic and drug user, takes in Jushiro, a drug-addicted prostitute off the streets. But with Jushiro not understanding kindess or the fact that not everyone wants him for his body will make things very difficult for Shunsui. Yaoi, Shunsui/Ukitake, drug use, abuse.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,940 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Chikara by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
'You're a jerk.' I glanced up. The white-haired teen before me just smiled. Then he laughed. That was the first time I met Ukitake Jūshirō.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
If All Bleach was Yaoi by Arden Tenjou reviews
Collection of stories, mostly one- or two-shots, about different pairings all through Bleach. Huge number of pairings including: Kyouraku x Ukitake, Kensei x Shuuhei, Ukitake x Hitsugaya, Ikkaku x Yumichika, Kenpachi x Ikkaku, Byakuya x Renji x Ichigo, and various other parings for Ichigo and Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,700 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Renji A., Ichigo K.] [J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.]
Little Crow by Shadow of Arashi reviews
"He hadn't planned on hurting Jonathan at all but the Bat didn't know that." A 'What if' take on some of the events in the Arkham Asylum game. Romance, minor angst and slash/yaoi/boy-love. Rare pairing. Rating for safety.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Killer Croc/Waylon J.
New Beginnings by YaoiLord reviews
After the battle with Aizen, there were two Espada survivors identified and brought in Soul Society. Starrk and Grimmjow must cooperate with everyone. But, they never thought they'll find a new life as they continue to get along with others. Starrk x Ukitake, Gimmjow x Yumichika, and maybe Shuuhei x Kira.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - J. Ukitake, Yumichika A.
Reconsider by springsamurai reviews
Ukitake Juushirou is absolutely evil. The only person who seems to be aware of this fact is the 8th Division's taichou. In hindsight, Shunsui should have always reconsidered his options.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Origami by Tuliharja reviews
Ukitake tries entertaining his Zanpakuto, Sogyo no Kotowari, with his origami skills. But what happens when Byakuya comes for a visit? And it seems the twins haven't been so well behaved. Can Ukitake manage to clean the twins' reputation? R&R!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - J. Ukitake, Sogyo no K - Complete
A Great King by SandraS reviews
Greatness has to be achieved and wisdom to be gained. At the start of his great journeys Aragorn visits Mirkwood. And learns a lesson for life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Aragorn, Thranduil - Complete
Do Elves Pick Their Nose? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
The Fellowship have only recently set out from Rivendell, and Pippin is bored. Are elves really as graceful as they appear? Pippin's curiousity gets the better of him... again. Hope it makes you laugh, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Drift by Empatheia reviews
-Shunsui x Chad- He was the first to break him. He will be the last.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Shunsui K., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
A Lapse In Judgment by The Illegible reviews
The beautiful plan that failed horribly. Oneshot.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Killer Croc/Waylon J. - Complete
Serendipity Is by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
Once again, the Captains just can't control themselves when it comes to meetings. And once again , Yama-jii gets stressed. Only rated T because Ken-chan uses a naughty word : Please R&R, I like to feel wanted...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2008 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Voice of Reason by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
What I imagine would be a typical captains meeting. Set before the soul society arc, and no spoilers unless you didn't know that Ukitake is ill, but I think we're all past that point. Please read, make my day! XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
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Different Shades of a Smile reviews
Jushiro Ukitake Stories featuring many other characters: CH7 Jushiro sees the result of War through reports and numbers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Suì-Fēng, T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake, Sentarou K.
Hymns to the Wind reviews
Byakuya hears the song of the Flutist, and falls in love. Eventual Slash, There is NO OC in this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Byakuya K., Renji A., Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Gift reviews
Kakashi hates Gaara, but he doesn't think the Sand-nin really gets that. (NOT SLASH) (K for one swear word, takes place just after the Chunin exams, before Sasuke retrieval ark)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
Bound by Legend reviews
The sake, the women, the lightening, and the sea. Remind you of anything? Seven short drabbles on how these things bind Shunsui and Jushiro together. No Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Forged Confessions reviews
He'd learned to fake Shunsui's handwriting years ago. And never in his wildest dreams had he ever thought he would use it like this. Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete