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Joined 12-09-12, id: 4408141, Profile Updated: 06-22-13

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Just so you know, this profile will be updated more time's then I can count, mainly because I'm always thinking of new thing's to add to it.

so, here are some more details about me,

I am a proud Helenaist, Burtonator and Deppster.

according to "http://aggressivetoast.tumblr.com/post/38662974418/which-baby-are-you" I'm a May baby, I hope this is true...

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

Feel free to P.M. me about anything. I don't bite, but mainly because chances are I don't know you, and will probably never see you... sadly... and I do bite just so you know... just ask my friend who has a mark on her arm from when she said harry potter suck's. I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT!!! If you do P.M me, feel free to call me by my self-proclaimed nick-name, "BB12." We're all friends here!

The reason I chose 'BellatrixBlack12' as a profile name is because Bellatrix is my favorite HP character. I used 'black' instead of 'Lestrange' because... well I just prefer it. And the 12 at the end of my name is there because that's how old I was when I discovered FanFic.net!

I like(In no particular order): Black, Harry Potter, Bellatrix LeStrange, Japan, Vocaloid, Emo stuff, YouTube, Sock's, Sweeney Todd, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-carter, Tim Burton, Fanfic's, Gothic stuff, Doritos, Courage the cowardly dog show, Victorian dresses, Dress up games, random stuff, Wareing lace glove's, wareing funny hat's, Pixle horror games, MEIKO and KATIO 4EVAR!!!

I dislike (In no particular order): A lot of thing's. That's all ya' need to know.

Fave food(s): sweet stuff...

Fave drink(s): tea(with lot's of sugar... noticed a pattern yet?), monster energy drink(the green one), Tango.

Fave YouTubes: JennaMarbles, Smosh, PewDiePie, ShaneDawson.

Age: between 1 and infinity. Okay, under legal drinking age...

Born: 13th may. In the 1900's. That's all ya get.

Gender: ... Can you really not just guess? Girl...

Random fact(s) about me: Both of my thumb's are double jointed, my middle name is Grace, I would give anything to have a Victorian dress, I hate the new Pokémon.

Personality: Well... I have many side's to my personality, one is Emo, another is Punk, Bubbley, old-fashioned and loooode's more! None of my personality's like Justian Bieber or Twilight, they SUCK!!! Sorry if you like them, but I really can't stand them!

Hair: Very dark blond. It look's brown.

Hair style: shoulder length, side fringe (a box fringe would suite me best but it need's too much styling, and I'm not very good at that) and straight. I often wear a headband. I don't often have it up.

Makeup choice: I wear dark brown mascara(almost black) and black eye-liner. Sometimes silver eye-shadow, and red lipstick. (red is my best colour.) Not sure if it counts, but I use moisturiser. And if I have an annoying spot I use concealer. Again, not sure if it counts, but my nail polish vary's from whatever I feel like. As I write this its black with a pink sparkly overcoat. It's surprisingly cool! :D

Eyes: They seem to change colour. one minuet their blue, the next their green, or sometimes they go mossy green-blue. But I've always considered them to be blue.

Height: Tall. I don't know how tall exactly, but I'm tall.

Built: Hourglass.

Skin: Pale ivory skin. I LOVE pale skin, I'm Gothic like that

Nose: Kinda big, but feminine.

Eyes shape/size: small and... thin almond shape I think. ether that or Asian shape. Just look at Google images for an eye chart.

Mouth shape: thin.

Head shape: round I think.

Clothing choice: skull's, black stuff with splashes of random colour. I wear skirts(mostly for my school uniform), but when I wear pants there always skinny jeans.

I have two insane friend's, one of whom I have introduced to fanfic.net! Basically we annoy people until their insane just like us, so we have brainwashed slaves when the zombies take over the world. I have a habit of talking in the 3rd person every once in a while. unlike other girls my age, I an obsesion with Marilyn Manson, avenged sevonfold, black vial brides and wolf's.

I want to work in child care when I grow up, and secretly always wanted to be an actress. I adore animals, especially wolf's in case you didn't get that.Helena Bonham-Carter is my idol, my role model, and the best actress ever!!! Johnny Depp is a god, I love him, I love him, I LOVE HIM!!! Tim Burton is the best director ever, if I was an actress I would want so desperately to be in one of his movie's or even just to get him a latte(what ever the hell a latte is)! Danny Elfman is so amazing at music, I love his batman theme!

things I have always wanted to do: get a Victorian dress and go shopping in it, whilst talking in a cheesy cockney accent ETC. "'ello 'ello, love!"\ throw a fudge cake at someone\ go to harry potter world\ go to my primary/elementary school teachers and say "I'M A LOT STRANGER THEN YOU REMEMBER, I BLAME YOOOOU!!!"\ go to China and Japan\ be sucked into the T.V. and live in 'adventure time' to be princess of darkness, now that's a cool job!\ voice an anime character.

My religion: pagan/white witch. Don't like it? Well I'm afraid you'll have to deal with it, I'm not changing anything about me for a few people's liking. I am, however, open to the idea of it being wrong. As long as you don't shove you're beliefs down my throat, I'll accept any religion. Please note; I don't worship Satan. Some people are scared enough of me.

opinion on political things:

War: Totally against. Who in their right mind would be for it?

Gay marriage: For. It's no-ones business who marry's whom. It really isn't.

Suicide: Against. If your depressed, even though I don't know what you may be going through exactly, I have been depressed to a certain extent, but I got over it. Just talk to someone. It gets better. Wow... I must sound like a therapist or something... :)

Abortion: for. the hell? if a girl is to young, or a child is born of incest, or what if she was sexually assaulted or something? It seem's only right for the girl to make the decision of keeping it. If you disagree, then fine, but this is my opinion, and I feel strongly about it.

If I was an animal, I would be a wolf. complete coincident, but it's because I'm very loyal to those I love and care about. I would never let anyone hurt my friend's or family. I know because every test that has a wolf as a result said so.

If given the choice between being a werewolf or a vampire, I would not be able to choice. I'd want to be a vampire because their super bad-ass! but werewolf... the moon is my master!

I also have an adorable cat named Caspar. He's so cute!

Rocky horrot picture show: Bradgenta

Repo! the genetic opera: Blind MagXNathan

Blind MagXPavi

Blind MagXLuigi (I really like Mag.)

Sweeney Todd: Sweenett(THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!!)

harry potter: HarryXBellatrix(I know, I know, but there are some amazing fic's about them) VoldemortXBellatrix(she can teach him to love!)

dark shadows: BarnabasXJulia (damn you Vicky! you stole him from her!)

Merlin: MerlinXMorgana(they are so cute!)

fave famous couple: Tim Burton X Helena Bonham-carter(perfection!)

Johnny DeppXHelena Bonham-Carter (only in the movie's. In real life, Tim Burton is her soulmate!)

fave movie(s):Sweeney Todd, all the Harry potter's, the Simpsons movie

fave actor(s): Johnny Depp(do I need to give a reason?)

fave actress(s):Helena Bonham-Carter(she's my idol!)

fave director(s):Tim Burton(he's so creative and he's a genius!!!)

fave colour: black(I know it's not a colour, screw you!), green, blue

people I hate from movies or books: Lucy 'Sweeney Todd'(she seemed like an airhead bitch) Ginny 'Harry Potter'(I don't know why, but she get's on my nerves...) Vicky 'dark shadows Tim Burton'(she's way to innocent! Barnabas X Julia all the why for me!Plus she's so Eck, what doe's Barnabas see in her?!)

random quotes!:

me: makes sense...

friend 2: seems legit...

friend 2: MOO!

me: yes I'm retarded, but at least I'm not boring!

friend 1: why do you always blame me?!

me: because you're the easiest to blame.

me: Your never successful unless you have a fanfic about you.

friend 1: REALLY?!

me: DON'T YOU DARE DIS' HARRY POTTER!!!

friend 1: IT'S A DUCK!!!

my granddad: why are there socks tucked in your bed?

me: *whispers* because their sleeping!

my granddad: *O.e back away slowly(yes, this actually happened!)

me: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!!

friend 1: ...dirt?

me: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!?

So, that's all there is to know about me, the rest is just copy and paste stuff. Unless your looking for some copy/paste for your profile, I suggest you just go to my fanfic's now. Please R&R!

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

I Hate Everything About You (Three Days Grace) well that's a bit harsh...

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

The Beautiful People (Marilyn Manson) uhh... I hope they don't think of me like that! :( (if you've not heard it, listen to it and you'll understand)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Dear God (Avenged Sevenfold) actually very fitting, if someone I know is in danger.

4. WHAT IS 22?

Perfect (p!nk) well I thought it was a number, but okay...

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Funny Happy Birthday Song (Arrogant Worms) Somewhat reasonable...

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Best Friend (Toy Box) yeah, this works!

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Perfect (P!nk) this song again? oh well, it fit's very well, but I've never cut myself, and hopefully never will.

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Personal Jesus (Marilyn Manson) well I think 'I wanna be a millionaire'(I've never actually listened to the full song) would have suited me better!

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Nightmare (Avenged Sevenfold) Ummmmm... NO!!!

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Welcome To My Life (Simple Plan) if they don't like me... then yes.

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

The Sailor Song (Toy box) Surprisingly likely.

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Blow Me One Last Kiss (P!nk) that would be nice...

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Born This Way (Lady Gaga) How do's that work?

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

The Lazy Song (Bruno Mars) well it's no secret that I'm lazy. XD

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Shut Up (Simple Plan) when she talks about glee, then yes.

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

The Voice (Celtic Woman) Umm... no comment. I can't think of anything funny.

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Welcome To The Family (Avenged Sevenfold) Um... lovely?

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

End Of All Hope (Nightwish) Am I going to insane when I lose faith in life or something?

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

U.G.L.Y (Daphne And Celeste) actually this song is kinda funny, but I'm very embarrassed to say I've listened to it... AND LIKED IT!!! DX

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

A Little Piece Of Heaven (Avenged Sevenfold) Well... it's a better love story then 'Twilight'.

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

By The Sea (Sweeney Todd Playlist) um... there is a wedding in this, sooo... yes?

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Grow Up (Bratz (sadly)) yeah... growing up kinda scares me...

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Stupid Girls (P!nk) yeah, I guess I would stop myself from being a stupid girl, wanting to put powders and chemicals on their faces, looking like hookers. Like most of the girls from my school. Man, if I didn't have my friends I would be in a strain-jacket by now!

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Angle With The Scabbed Wings (Marilyn Manson) Is this a sign? Am I going to become evil as opposed to the 'sweet little girl' I use to be? wow, I must sound like a real bitch/drama queen right now! XD

List twelve of your favorite characters in Harry Potter, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Bellatrix Lestrange

2. Harry Potter

3. Voldemort/Tom Riddle

4. Minerva McGonagall

5. Severus Snape

6. Neville Longbottom

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

9. Rita Skeeter

10. Gilderoy Lockhart

11. Garrick Ollivander

12. Remus Lupin

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

OllivanderXNeville? OHHHHHHH, THE INHUMANITY!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

McGonagall? um... not really... I'm just trying to be nice, but It's kinda of an awkward question. Ya know because she's like 60 year's old or something like that.

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... Dumbeldore... and Remus Lupin... *throw's up in toilet*

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Rita? yeah a few, and some of them are really good! I love Gilderoy LockhartXRita Skeeter, they would be good together.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Neville? No fucking way.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rita/Severus or Gilderoy/Severus. Rita/Severus, I've read a good fic about them actually.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Luna walks in on Harry and Remus having sex. I'm so very scared now. Poor Luna...

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Bellatrix and Dumbeldore? I've read one, but it was hurt/comfort no romance at all.

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Luna and Remus... um... "Eye's like moons and werewolf bites" got the idea because Luna is described as having big pale eye's like moons. And, well, Remus is a hot-damn awsome werewolf sooo... yeah.

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

No... but I do... it's a guilty pleusure... I'm not proud...

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No. That's all I can say.

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Harry/McGonagall/Severus... AGGHHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dumbeldore... not sure.

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bellatrix/Neville/Remus? WARNING: THIS IS PURE CRAP!!!

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Snape? A while ago, it was a Snape/Bellatrix fic.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). What title would you give this fic?

Bellatrix and Luna are in a happy relationship until Rita runs off with Luna. Bellatrix, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ollivander and a brief unhappy affair with Remus, then follows the wise advice of Snape and finds true love with Voldemort. What title would you give this fic?

Pure stupidity.( Though I do like Voldemort/Bellatrix.)

You know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when:

You have the DVD and soundtrack, and know all the lines and lyrics.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping food.(All the time. there's nothing wrong with me!)

You smile/laugh/giggle every time someone says, reads or introduces you to someone named either Todd, Nellie, Toby, Johanna or Lucy.(I have a friend named Lucy, and someone I hate named Lucy!)

Every time you walk past a barber shop or pie shop you think of Sweeney Todd.

You dress as Nellie or Sweeney out in public.

You wear your hair like Nellie or Sweeney in public.

You've bought at least one clothing item that looks like it belongs to Mrs. Lovett.

You want to name your children or pets after characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've written a Sweeney Todd fanfiction.

When handed a bottle of hair product, you've said "Smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss, piss with ink."

You constantly quote lines from the movie, not caring if people give you strange looks.

When you hear the word 'baker' you immediately think of Mrs. Lovett.

When you hear the word 'barber' you immediately think of Sweeney.

When you get angry, you sing "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it," and if you're angry at SOMEONE you add "but not for long...".

When you get annoyed at someone you sing "They all deserve to die!"

When you eat a pie, you ask "Who's in this?" or "Is this priest or poet?" or something similar, even if you're alone.

When you've finished said pie, you say "I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu" and leave.

When you friend says they're going for a haircut or a shave, you say "Good luck and be careful"

When they come back with their haircut/shave, you gasp and say "You survived!"

When you are trying to get someone's attention, you sing "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please!"

When somebody asks "What is that?" You answer with "It's priest, have a little priest."

You've called someone/been called "Nellie" or "Mrs. Lovett". (Yes actually, I've been called Mrs lovett and Bellatrix! XD)

You've called someone/been called "Sweeney", "Mr. Todd", or "Mr. T"

When someone scares you, you start singing "you gave me such a fright! i thought you was a ghost!"

You have one of Sweeney's razors and you sing "My Friends" to it.

You go to the beach dressed as Mrs. Lovett and sing "By the Sea" not caring if people think you're crazy

You waltz around your kitchen with a rolling pin while singing Mrs. Lovett's parts of "Have a Little Priest"

Whenever you see a cat, you say "watch out for Mrs. Mooney!"

You say old-fashioned words and speak with an accent unknowingly


If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg there's no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile. (i mean come on she is, her fashion, movie choices and just her plain self!)

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile

If you tend to like the evil characters more than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Helena Bonham Carter is SO Beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

98 of teen population immedietly think of swan whenever they here "Bella", copy and past this if ur part of the 2 that thinks what a cute nick name for "Bellatrix".

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself more than your friends, copy this to your profile

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If you panic everytime they serve something meat at school because you believe there's a person in it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wanted to murder Toby for killing Sweeney, yet wanted to murder Sweeney for killing Mrs. Lovett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know why the rum is always gone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've got a jar of dirt and you know what's inside it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that life is for the alive, copy and paste this to your profile!

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!" Sweeney Todd.

If every time you hear the phrase 'Poor thing' you mentally or verbally add: "Ah, but there was worse yet to come, poor thing!" Copy and paste this to your profile

Crazy is whenever you hear the name Lucy Barker, you cringe and curse at the person telling them Nellie Lovett is better

In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance of James Potter
Who was the leader of the Marauders
And died to protect his son and wife
In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin( who is amazing! )
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run ( so true, he should of had more time with harry...)
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex us for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too ( and me, but i love him really)
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger ( 'cute' is a understatement)
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end ( NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! )
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us(not me! :))
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the 'almost killing Harry' thing (lol!)
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra ( not my bella you bitch!)
She deserved everything she got and more(...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*GASP*OOOOO-OO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO*GASP*OOOO!!!!!!)
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn't know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry ( come on, he was kinda cute :))
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING ( I'd like to go the same way!)

Everyone keeps saying that they don't want Harry Potter to end. But the thing itself will never end, as long as we all remember and pass down the legend that is Harry Potter. What's ending is the waiting in line for books, or packed midnight showings of the movies. There will be no more count downs, and no more going to the movies theater 5 times to see the movie, even though you memorized it all the 1st time. No more premieres and nothing new to talk about. But we will all celebrate May 2nd, in memory of those who died, and celebrate Wizarding Independence. We will celebrate our favorite character's birthday. We will go to the WWoHP and celebrate Harry Potter in general. And watch the movies over again until we die, and then we will take our love for everything J.K Rowling created with us in our hearts. Long live Harry Potter If you are a Harry Potter fan, and you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you wanted Draco to have a happier ending.

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Copy and paste this if you're obsessed with the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.

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If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile. (*yells up chimney* I'm still waiting!!!!)

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If you day-dream so much, you have your own little world, copy this into your profile, because I know I do.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drug
[x] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[ ] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favorite colors are red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL:7

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[ ] Michael Jackson was talented as a musical artist.(he was alright, but not my type of music.)
[x] You’re an optimist.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You've made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL:6

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.(long gone. I'm a lot happier now! :))
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck. (Most of them do.)
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL:7

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[x] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You've lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You've done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.(only if someone is being a horrible person to me/my friends. It makes me angry and upset.)
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL:12 (yay! slytherin on pottermore, and on fanfic.net!)

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IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGES, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

IF YOU ARE PROUD OF WHO ARE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU LIKE YOURSELF JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile. (I will never eat popcorn again...)

If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names ( hehe ) for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you say "Accio Double Stuff!" every time you eat a Double Stuff Oreo, copy paste this to you profile

a friend will plan ways to hurt the guy that hurt you. a best friend will actually do those plans.

a friend will bail you out of jail. a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "HELL YEAH!! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"

a friend will ask bout your romantic live. a best friend can blackmail you with it.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. a best friend will laugh at you and trip you again

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will let you win at video games. A best friend will kick your ass and cheer.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are against all forms of sparkly "vampire".

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time Judge Turpin says, Mr. Todd you think he'll say Mr. Potter

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think Captain Jack Sparrow would be a gangsta in this day and time.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think evil deserves to win sometimes; it works as hard as anyone else.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you watch Tim Burton movies just because you like deeply disturbing things.

If you know why the rum is always gone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've got a jar of dirt and you know what's inside it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that life is for the alive, copy and paste this to your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (i have given someone a good slap on the face some one, he had it coming!)

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. ( almost all day)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the phrase 'Poor thing' you mentally or verbally add: "Ah, but there was worse yet to come, poor thing!" Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux. copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to perform "accio" or any other spell with a stick. copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time. copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' liking's If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you're different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects. copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.(Johnny Depp is still alive...RIGHT?!)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

(\_/) I'm Bubbles.
(='.')Copy & Paste Me On Your Page
(")_(")If You Are Against Animal Abuse(give one good reason to be for it, and I'll do your chores for a decade)

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this on to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this on to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me")

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.(duh...)

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this on to your profile.(random does not begin to describe my dreams)

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"They say, 'Guns and wands don't kill people. People kill people.' Well, I think the gun and the wands help. If you stood there and yelled BANG or AVADA KADAVERA, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Reality is more fun when you make it up.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed!

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

Normal people worry me.

Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you go to other people's profiles just to look for stuff to copy and paste into your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried yourself to sleep when Johnny Depp got married, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laughed victoriously when you found out Johnny Depp's marriage was just a stupid rumor, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.(that is what I love about songs!)

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

A sane mind is a boring one.

If you’re IN but not OF this world, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, siriusblackrox123, laya14, JDeppIsMyLovely, bellatrixblack12

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition- Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have boys chained up in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Voldemort needs prison bitches.

13. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

14. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

15. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

16. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your butt at everything.

17. Never wound what can kill you.

MORSMORDRE!

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THIS IS THE DARK MARK.

All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.

Long live the Dark Lord!

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen

4. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

5. Instead of saying "the beach" you say, "by the sea"

6. You sing "My friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (If you don't copy it, its because you can't because you are dead).

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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The Top 16 Reasons You Know You're Obsessed With Sweeney Todd:

1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bouns points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

2. If someone asks you to explain the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

5. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

6. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

7. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

8. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.

9. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one) mine is in my diary, that I talk to tom riddle with. >:)

10. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' whenever you see pies in a shop.

11. When a friend or relative says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survived? You...you...you're not a meat pie."

12. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"

13. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

14. Whenever someone happens to sat "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

15. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.

16. You carry around straight razors just so you can sharpen and clean them.

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.


I say Sweeney Todd You Say Paris Hilton

I Say Helena Bonham Carter You Say Justin Bieber

I Say Johnny Depp You Say I'm Weird

I Say I'm Different… And That You All Are ALL THE SAME

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter

You say Vampires I say Wizards

You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire I say Professor Snape, the Half-Blood Prince

You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward I say Team voldemort

You say Robert Pattinson I'll say 'It's Cedric Diggory'

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I'll say that's the dark lord and bellatrix

You say Bella I say 'It's Bellatrix'

You say Stephanie Meyer I say 'It's She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named'

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD are the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz( my hair is very dark blonde, it looks brown, but it is blonde.)

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be easy

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a VIRGIN.(people other then my mum and dad have told me I'm pretty, but a lot

of the time I don't believe but I have more self-esteem now, and feel a lot better about myself! :))

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I want to dye my hair when I'm older so I

guess it counts)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(It's called individuality.)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(big for my age...)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.( again, it's individuality)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO(I don't know any gays, but if I did, I would be fine with it UPDATE: my friend recently came out that she's bi, I'm so proud of her!)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (only a bit goth really)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.( my art teacher says I'm good and shouldtake art, but I'm not to sure... maybe!:))

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(only a little defensive, I am open to other peoples opinions.)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.(being polite to your teacher is put in your record, andtells your employer a lot about you. sorry if I sound like a old lady there. when with friends I let my hair down. :))

I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a (bit) GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(well I am kinda spoiled, but at least I'm grateful for it, unlike some of the slut's at my school.)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(well I am kinda emo.)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(OMG, that would be awesome!!! but if I was sparkly, I would shoot myself.)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I do like tea, and people tell me I sound posh, but not all English people are like that! And I hate cricket, it doesn't really make sense to me.)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBIC

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(INVADER ZIM!!!)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.(No, I'm not a person, I'm a blast-ended skrewt. Notice the sarcasm.)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.( I don't need a man to complete me. but I do want to getmarried and have kids, when I'm old enough of course.)

I'm not CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love choir, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.(only if it's my friend's who I can trust not to be offended. And if it's someone I hate, I'll just walk away shaking my head.)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down and cold-hearted

No Means No!

Guy: Can we have sex now?
Girl: Can we do what?
Guy: You know, can I be your first, finally?
Girl: Um…no.
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend…
Guy: So, if you don't tell, I won't tell.
Girl: Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special…someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first.
Guy: I'm not special to you?
Girl: You're my friend. That's all.
Guy: [looks forward and keeps driving]

Five Minutes Later…
Guy: [starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh]
Girl: [moves his hand] Don't touch me…!
Guy: [tries to kiss her]
Girl: [screams] Would you stop?
Guy: [continues trying]
Girl: [moves to the back seat]
Guy: [parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl, then starts to kiss her]
Girl: [pushes him off and scoots over] Please, don't do this…
Guy: Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes… [moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants]
Girl: [pushes him harder] No! don't!
Guy: [getting aggravated, punches her, causing her to cry] Stop playing hard to get!
Girl: [tearing up, continues to fight]
Guy: [punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down]
Girl: [screams as he penetrates her] NO! Please don't do this to me!
Guy: [puts his hand over her mouth, silencing her pleas…]

One Hour Later…
Guy: [finally pulls back and wipes himself off]
Girl: [sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing]
Guy[ glares at her] You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you. [reaches out his hand to touch her cheek
Girl: [pulls back] Just take me home, now.
Guy: Alright. [gets in the front seat and drives her home]

Two Months Later…
Girl: Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my period in two months!
Doctor: [looks at her] You haven't been having your period for a reason…
Girl: [looks at him] Why? [dreading the answer that she was sure to receive…]
Doctor: You're pregnant.
Girl: [faints in shock]

The Following Day…
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy…
Guy: It's not my fault! I'm not the father! That girl's been sleeping with every single guy at the school!
Girl: [sees this, about to confront him]
Guy: [takes her aside, so the two are alone] I'm telling you, if you tell everybody the truth and say that I raped you, I'll kill you.

That Night…
Girl: [completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant…then he lied about it. So completely depressed…the girl commits suicide by drug overdose…]

Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No Means No!"
Guys, if this story f*ck'ed you off, put in your journal as "I'll Kill Any Idiot Who Does this to My Girl, or Any Girl…"

If you go to people's profiles to find stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have homophobiaPHOBIA, as in where you hate homophobes, copy and paste this to your profile. And if your a homophobic jack ass go ahead and hate on me.

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Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms (COPY AND PASTE THIS)

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!"

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Sorry, your a bit late...)

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany I am three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up All day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself Against the wall

I try to hide From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And run to the door

He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--?(homophobia is just plain wrong.)

-A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

-People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .

-People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. We bet 95% of you won't.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and

noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple.

And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this if you're against racism!

Lost your pen=no pen

no pen=no notes

no notes=fail

fail=no diploma

no dipoma=no work

no work=no money

no money= no food

no food=skinny

skinny=ugly

ugly=no love

no love=no marriage

no marriage=no children

no children=alone

alone=depression

depression=sickness

sickness=death

LIFE LESSON: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LOSE YOUR PEN. YOU WILL DIE.

THINGS TO DO AT WALMART...
1. Get 24 bras and randomly put them in Men's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
18. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
19. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things(I've done a few already!)

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

Slinky Escalator Endless fun

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.(Actually, I'm the one who made them weird!)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you

You? Die? You're too mean to die.

Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago

Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.

Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS

Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitchslap that motherfucker upside the head.

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils,

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children..

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child.

A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"

It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...

Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!

I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Light travels faster than sound. This must be why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.

Never regret what once made you smile.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Shock me... say something intelligent.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.

Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.

You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.

Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail."

At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.

Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.

I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.

I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound that they make as they go by.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Reality is more fun when you make it up.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

"They say, 'Guns and wands don't kill people. People kill people.' Well, I think the gun and the wands help. If you stood there and yelled BANG or AVADA KEDAVRA, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

HATE EMO?

READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely covers anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

just laugh, I dare you

if you agree repost. SCREW THE EMO HATERS!

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. (Okay, normally I don't fall for this stuff, but this has a message that we should respect, DON'T BULLY!!! And I did search her story. It's totally legit...)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Ultimate-Apples (Australia),Immortal-Puppet-Otaku (USA), teiaramogami (USA), DanaBlood (Romania) BellatrixBlack12 (England)

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." ( I'm totally gonna try that!)

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


- Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."(Sigh...)

- I can't stand this weirdo. I am right here. I am not taking it back.

- My vocabulary = 50% swearing and 50% sarcasm.

- The moment you are forced to return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie.

- The awkward moment when you are talking and your gum falls out of your mouth.

- Admit it. You have practiced your signature over and over again just in case you get famous. (So, so, soooooo many time's, someday I will meet Helena Bonham-Carter, Jhonny Depp and Tim Burton!)

- I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

- The moment you are laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again.

- I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school.

- The scary moment when you are about to go to bed and then you realize you had homework.

- The human brain is amazing, it functions 24 hours a day and only stops when we are in the middle of exams. (so true!)

- The girl you want to punch in the face because even her presence annoys you.

- When you see the word 'explain' on a test. (I feel like dying)

- When you are trying very hard to stay awake during a very boring class. (every single day)

- When you lose your phone and realize you left it on silent.

- When you are in front of your mum and your friends friends and they start mentioning the stupid shit you did and you're like : I'll kill you.

- I hate when someone leaves my room but doesn't shut the door properly.

- My level of maturity changes depending on who I am around.

- If you don't do stupid things when you are young, then you haven't got anything to smile about when you are old.

- "I don't want to turn 19, then I will be old?" *cry* "What are you going to do when you turn 30?" *cries even louder*

- When you feel like crying your eyes out when you find out that its the last book in the series.

- Mum/Dad: You are going to look like me when you are older! *cries*

- My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display.

- Weird is just a side effect of being awesome

- Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before.

- I am a teenager and getting out of bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day.

- Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They are treated like children and expected to act like adults.

- Girl, your face is not a colouring book. Chill with all the make-up

- When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them (ugh gross Edward Cullen *gag*)

- The awkward moment when you are avoiding eye contact with the teacher, so you won't be called.

- We live in a world where losing your phone in more dramatic than losing your virginity.

- Dear internet, you should feel special, I am choosing you over sleep and homework.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(That is the best thing I have on my entire profile!)

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This was abnormally long. If you got this far, you deserve an award.

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The Prisoner by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,946 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
Dix Choses by ooosk reviews
Ten things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters. Chapter 9: Bellatrix Black Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., Draco M., Bellatrix L.
The Fall and Rise of Nellie Lovett by PrincessDaydream77 reviews
Nellie is badly hurt outside the barber's shop and Sweeney and Toby have to take care of her. Eventually blossoming Sweenett. Dedicated to littlezion, who gave me the idea with their story 'Times Forgotten'.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Taming the dragon by MonumentForTheDead reviews
Mary Poppins is sent by her friend, Flora, in a very important task in the Forbidden Mountains... The dangers are many, but one thing is certain: It will change the course of many lives... (Art of the cover done by the amazing Halewyn's Lady :D)
Crossover - Mary Poppins & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Mary P., Maleficent
Forever and a Day by aksonchick reviews
Relationships with the boss is always a tough thing. But what if your boss is the infamous Hunter J ?...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hunter J
Burn Now by Lamia of the Dark reviews
AU. After the fall of the Dark Lord, Lucius and Rodolphus end up in Azkaban. Narcissa has an emotional breakdown and quickly turns into a drug addict, and Bellatrix is stuck raising Draco on her own. BellaxVoldemort in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Draco M.
Darkened Halls by AnimationNut reviews
Dedicated to Marcia Wallace. The halls of Springfield Elementary were darkened by Edna Krabapple's passing. And Bart Simpson's life will never be the same again.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Bart S., Edna Krabappel - Complete
These Memories by neverlandisaplacefaraway reviews
A one-shot series of Barnalia moments. Based on the Tim Burton film. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, or place names.The basis of these stories comes from the movie and the original television series. Everything goes to their rightful owners.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Barnabas C., Julia H.
One Big Happy Family? by EleanorLovett55 reviews
The sequel to A New Beginning. Sweeney and Nellie Todd have everything they could ever want: a loving marriage, a baby and a house by the sea. But will it last?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Lost Then Found by grungeguitar25 reviews
Something happens to Mrs. Lovett that causes our favorite barber to slowly descend into a state of insanity, dragging Toby down with him. Will he ever be the same again?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Lives Before The Crown by Everlark-forever12 reviews
Ever wanted to know the lives before Ice King and Ice Queen were turned by the crowns? In this story you will find out so AAA suddenly appears in OOO. Who was the Ice Queen in her life before the crown? First story No flamers or haters please!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ice King, Ice Queen
Poisoned Future by HollieLolly reviews
Sweeney Todd is just about to throw Mrs Lovett into the fire when she realizes her fate and breaks free. But what happens when an old hag comes along and changes their fate forever? What happens when to reform Nellie and Sweeney are turned into immortals and have to live forever? See Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd face the future, will they eventually learn to love each other?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Tethered to the Story We Must Tell by Elphaba C. Snow Thropp reviews
Starts in Harry's first year. What if Bellatrix was the youngest Black sister? What if she was in Harry's year? See how The Golden Trio gets through Hogwarts, and Voldemort, with Bellatrix's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,368 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
A Forbidden Love by RegalChromaggia69 reviews
Her heart must have leapt into her throat after she made eye contact with him. He made her weak and feel so stupid, causing her heart to flutter and her brain to turn to mush. Her cheeks were warm and pink and her eyes were so soft and weakened with love, she couldn't believe that it was her own reflection in that mirror.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Blind Mag, Luigi
I love you by AlexanderSW reviews
Ice queen is having the wave o failure wash over her from being blocked by Fionna from making a husband out of the princes she captures. she remembers she had one boy of royalty that likes to hang out with her so she decides pays that certain someone a visit.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Marshall Lee, Ice Queen - Complete
Bowling by iPickleThings reviews
Finn and the Ice Queen go bowling.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Finn, Ice Queen - Complete
Romancing with Rita by Gamma Orionis reviews
In which everyone thinks Gilderoy Lockhart is magnificent, most especially Rita Skeeter. Written for Fireworks Show for Camp Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Rita S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Just Our Little Secrets by katie-viola-w reviews
Ben moves to Fleet Street and instantly sparks a connection with a shop owner's daughter. However, Nellie and Ben's romance is short lived when each of them is pledged in arranged marriage to someone else. The pair meets again years later only to discover their flame is not extinguished.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L.
Sectrets & Lies (Old Version) by Cissaflake reviews
Bellatrix postpones her marrage to Rodolphus because she is pregnant! with someone elses child. When her daughter is three months old her postponage year is up and she must hand over the child to its father, without telling him who she is. Will she ever meet her daughter and the love of her life again? or is she doomed to be a Lestrange forever? (Main paring isnt S/B)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
True Crime by XJasonX reviews
Norman loves his new flat over an antique shop in London, but will he love it's bloody history?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Her dream man by 404filenotfound reviews
The Ice Queen breaks down with the realization of what she's become.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Ice Queen, Ice King - Complete
Comfort by AngelZ Of DarKness reviews
Prince Gumball is just baking his desserts and reading his book when suddenly, Ice Queen pops in! But she's in tears! No matter how much he hates her...he can't just leave her be right?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Ice Queen, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Counting Things by Quantumphysica reviews
The war is over, but all have lost. Bellatrix is the only survivor of the last battle. At Malfoy Manor she finds Lucius in a catatonic state next to the corpses of his family, and she decides to take him with her to find out who killed her sister and avenge her. But is revenge really her new purpose? (BellaXLucius, eventually)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M., Andromeda T. - Complete
It was you by Cissaflake reviews
Bellatrix Black has one friend - a Black dog. She confides in him and one afternoon she discovers who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Regrets of Bellatrix Lestrange by YT12J reviews
Harry Potter destroyed all of Voldemort's Horcruxes, but failed to kill Voldemort himself. Ginny got murdered, so he lives alone, until he gets a knock on his door from none other than Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Achieved Ambition by chloekramer reviews
While commiting the assault on the burrow, Fenrir Greyback and Bellatrix Lestrange find out they have a lot in common - including a funny hunger for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Bellatrix L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Lies to a Lover by Bellatrix Nellie Le-Lovett reviews
When Julia spins a web of lies to save her life, it could lead to a happily ever after with Barnabas Collins, or it could end in disaster...
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Sweeney Todd Characters Q&A by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
I've somehow gathered all of the Sweeney Todd characters somewhat peacefully in the same room. Yes! Q&A time! Hurry before they start to kill each other! Submit your own questions for later chapters!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011
Invisible Mystery by AliceTachibanaMadness reviews
Aya is grown up and continues where her father left off. It is how she repays him for a gift he had given her...and because she is a complete sociopathic murder like her father.
Mad Father - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Aya D., Maria, Snowball
Lie by DragonScaleXV reviews
He hated that he had to lie. To the Moon, oneshot.
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Eva R., Neil W. - Complete
Am I Not Beautiful? by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Pavi Largo's first and final surgery both occurred when he was only 8 years old.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Pavi, Rotti - Complete
The Cycle Continues by xfilesfanatic reviews
"You are young. Life has been kind to you... you will learn." - Sweeny Todd. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Anthony H., OC - Complete
Red like by MissThenardierLovett reviews
Red Queen x Mad Hatter. The relationship between Iracebeth and Tarrant can be described only by one color: Red. They were friends, lovers, enemies...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
A New Beginning by EleanorLovett55 reviews
A Ben/Nellie fic. An eleven year old Benjamin Barker discovers a girl who is unconscious in the street. he takes her to get help from his mother. How will this affect their future? T for language in later chapters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,005 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Regrets And A Letter by SerpentEmpress reviews
DRABBLE (might add another chapter) Bellatrix goes back to Black manor and remembers the time when was also innocent
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bellatrix L.
Dark Shadows Dr Julia Hoffman and Barnabus Collins (chapters 1-4 of10) by a-posy-of-dandys reviews
This is parts 1-4 of what will be 10 chapters. 1. Julia and Barnabus meet for his second blood transfusion. 2. Julia follows Barnabus to his meeting with Angelique. 3. Barnabus Kills Julia. 4. Julia's past & plans
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Barnabas C., Julia H.
Out! by Nevermore - FightingDollDame reviews
Our dear demon barber pushes our favorite baker too far, causing her to make a choice. Will she come to regret her decision in time, will he come to realize what she truly means to his life? There is only one way to find out my sweet friends, read on. :3 )
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Mercury by Feyan reviews
VAMPIRE!HARRY, BELLA/HARRY, AU: As the Dark Lord begins his rise, Harry finds himself caught between a unbreakable vow with Cygnus Black and defeating Voldemort. Instead of fixing the past, he's only made it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Dangerous Conception by EverTheDreamer reviews
Voldemort always rewards those who are loyal to him and Bellatrix has been so loyal. But her reward affects many others as she brings a new reign of terror into the world. And what does it leave Bella with in the end? Will be M in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Trefn y Ffynci by PathKeeper reviews
As Master of the Deathly Hallows, Harry is thrown back into the past to save the future. Watch as he goes on three quest that will change the future from its dark destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Adventures of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the Death Eaters by QueenElizabeth3andCourtJester reviews
Voldemort killed for fun. Yes. The Death Eaters enjoyed killings and torturings. Yes. They weren't all that though. They were actually a hoot and a half. They weren't Sirius. Well obviously cause he's a member of the Order of the Pheonix, but you know what I mean. Voldy and the Death Eaters had many fun and havoc filled parties, vacations, missions, and regular mishaps. AU. Duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Forgotten by Jelli Monster reviews
She will never allow herself to forget the victims of her father's work. Never forget...Never forget.
Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Aya D., Maria - Complete
God Gave Me You by zuruckgekommen reviews
When Mrs. Lovett is attacked, Sweeney Todd must step into a role he is uncomfortable with, or risk losing his accomplice forever.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Sweenett Fanfic Nellie Come Closer by NellieLovesMrT reviews
So! This is my first fanfic and I was gonna do it in little chapters but this is just the first. This story will have a bit of violence and sexual references so I wouldn't recommend it to you young 'uns ! Please rate :)
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Give Your Heart A Break by zuruckgekommen reviews
Sweenett. Can anything soften Sweeney Todd's heart? When Mrs. Lovett falls ill, she'll test him in ways he never imagined.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Time is Fleeting by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
At age 26, Brad Majors is diagnosed with lung cancer. He has no idea how it developed, no idea what to do and no idea what's happening. Until he meets Magenta.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Brad M., Magenta
Broken Destiny by apple2011 reviews
When Arthur sentences an eight year old to death for having magic Merlin sees his friends have been ensnared by hatred for magic and realises he can no longer tolerate seeing his own kind sentenced to death for the crime of being born. Leaving Camelot with an adopted child he decides to forge his own destiny. But with Arthur out for his blood can he ever achieve this dream? Mergana
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Merlin, Morgana
Something in the Madness by Gamma Orionis reviews
It's wrong to feel anything but absolute hatred and disgust for someone like Bellatrix Lestrange. Harry knows this. But just because it's wrong, doesn't mean he doesn't feel it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Innocent by TheBitterAftertaste reviews
When Draco sneaks into Bellatrix's room he gets a lot more than he expected. Gift for Gamma Orionis xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bellatrix L., Draco M.
A Love of Chaos by Legacy55 reviews
Chrysalis is left broken and defeated at the edge of Equestria after her failed plan. Seeking revenge, she releases Discord from his stone prison. But after the Draconequus begins to grow on her, will more then revenge come from their partnership?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Queen Chrysalis, Discord
You Left Me No Choice by neverlandisaplacefaraway reviews
This is based on the 2012 film by Tim Burton. Set during the scene in which Julia is caught by Barnabas in the middle of the blood transfusion, and then after the film ends. Rated T for language. Enjoy x Disclaimer: I own none of the characters. Barnalia
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Barnabas C., Julia H. - Complete
By Reason of Insanity by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
A war is coming. People are dying. Sirius is dead, killed by his deranged cousin. What happens when Harry comes face to face with his Godfather's killer, Bellatrix Lestrange? Will he get his revenge or will unexpected circumstances alter his path? HPBL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Icy Passion by Ami670 reviews
Its revealed that Ice Queen poisoned by a mysterious thing, and she doesn't know what it is. And Marshall Lee finds her out in a cold night. She tells him only has nine hours left until...death. How will Marshall cope with this? IDK, summaries are stupid as hell (as always) ajdsfjfdskfdadjskalaLKasdSAK NL. Rated T, just in case. First Marshall Lee x Ice Queen on the site?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Marshall Lee, Ice Queen
A Lonely Little Corner by Jily Forevermore reviews
A ghost who no one has talked to or even noticed in years starts to find friendship in another soul as lonely as she is, but for different reasons. No pairings, and fairly cannon. Please read and review, it would make me happy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - OC, Luna L.
In the End by HOAnubisTS reviews
"Because really... all I've ever wanted to do was love you. And for you to love me back." A two-shot Neva story with two endings.
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Eva R., Neil W.
Forgiveness by neverlandisaplacefaraway reviews
After Sweeney's death he discovers the truth about his feelings. One shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Villain Files 4:From Villains to Power Rangers by Coin of Light and Darkness reviews
The sequel to After the Countdown. Zedd and Rita's lives change after Zordon offers them Power Coins and brings Rito, Goldar, Scorpina and Finster back to life. Add Divatox and Dimitria, a parallel Earth where an evil Zordon wants to take over, Thrax and their natural penchant for attracting/making trouble and then wonder if the new Earth will survive. Zedd/Rita and other pairings
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,492 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Rita, Zedd
If You Were Mag by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
A 'Choose-Your-Path' where you are Mag. You decide the path that leads to what happens next.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 62 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Blind Mag
Infernal Retribution by GAvillain reviews
After Maleficent's downfall, the sorceress is left bodiless and thirsty for revenge, and there is one kindred spirit who might be willing to help. *DISCONTINUED* Sorry.
Crossover - Hercules & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hades, Maleficent
Amnesia by MariaVonTrapp reviews
When Mary left Cherry Tree Lane, she had a huge fight with Bert. A new charge brings her to Paris. What if an accident comes in the way of her getting back to London and to Bert? What will Bert do if she has a problem remembering?
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012
Ash was brainwashed by SSDSSDSSD reviews
Ash is a loser
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Jessie/Musashi
Commander Neptune by Slug Prince reviews
Ash's mom gets killed my a flock of spearow at a young age. Cyrus finds him and takes him to Sinnoh where he is trained to be the fourth commander. Repost of original story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mars
It Will Not Last The Night by Defying.Expectations reviews
AU. Toddvett/Sweenett. What if Sweeney and Nellie's motives were reversed? What if the barber had been driven by love and the baker by revenge?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,466 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Bitter Freedoms by MoonlitSerenity reviews
After Johanna escapes Turpin, she wanders the streets until captured for stealing bread and sentenced to Botany Bay. While in captivity, she meets an agonized man who holds a piece of her past and guards her with a fierce protection. Her father.Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 259,110 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Johanna B., Sweeney T.
Not yours by Tempted Sacrifice reviews
Nellie Lovett is in love with Sweeney Todd, who doesn't care for her. But someone else does. *AU, OOC. Rated T to be safe. ONE-SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin - Complete
Come back, Meiko!: A Vocaloid Story by youremyplus reviews
It's been 10 years since vocaloids have been created, many things have changed. Meiko stopped singing some years ago, but life is giving her a second chance to fix things in her carreer and between her friends. Will she make it?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Meiko S., Kaito S.
No Pity In Her Heart by Defying.Expectations reviews
AU. Sweeney accuses Nellie of being a witch. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
My Daughter by xXHeart of GoldXx reviews
In the future, Ash has a daughter. However, since Misty died giving birth to his daughter, he blames her for her mother's death. Can a visit to Jessie's house change that? Edited on 5/25/11.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Jessie/Musashi - Complete
Keep on Living It by Todd666 reviews
Sweeney Todd is cursed by his late wife and the Fates to live out his life for what seems to be eternity, whereas Mrs. Lovett stays dead. Big twist. Eventual Sweenet. DON'T ASK! JUST READ, PLEASE! Rated M for mature themes.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Aunt Sweeney by Toph94 reviews
Have YOU got a problem? If so, just let Sweeney Todd, the world’s best agony aunt and his friends and enemies solve it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Loss by ShadowDaWolfGirl reviews
Mrs Lovett loses her memory, and Sweeney starts to lose his grip on her. If she doesn't believe he's the man she used to love, how much further will she slip away from him...? The rating may go up for later chaps...;D
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
Haunted by ShadowDaWolfGirl reviews
Mrs Lovett has a ghostly admirer, and it's just a matter of time before it gets a little too close...sorta sweenett, honest! probably better that it sounds XD
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2008
Sweeney Todd Questionnaire by Slashers R Us reviews
Test your fangirl knowledge! Read these questions and answer by review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Voice of Salvation: Alternate End by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Alternate ending. What if when Mrs. Lovett had actually been in danger when she screamed? What if Sweeney never got a good look at the beggar woman's corpse? What if he found out that the "lad" he'd almost killed was really Johanna?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete