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Joined 12-09-12, id: 4408385, Profile Updated: 05-29-13
Author has written 6 stories for Glee.

Hey guys!

I'm thirteen and from NJ, and I love writing and reading (fanfics and regular books). I also am a singer, and I'm in a band called Infinity. You can check us out when we release our first album if you want :)

Ships: Klaine (My OTP), Brittina, and Niff!

I don't really watch many TV shows or anything like that besides Glee, so all of my fics are for Glee.

I am currently working on Abandoned, beause Switched is on Hiatus. Sorry Switched fans! I also started a new story, The End Of It All. Check it out please :)

I hope you like the fics! Please leave reviews!

These next few I liked:

Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!!!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot..
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear kilts.(Part scottish)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and MURDEROUS!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFESTS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

PASS THIS ON IF YOU THINK STEROTYPES ARE INSANE! The ones in bold are me.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Glee who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP!

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read and write fanfictions obsessively instead of doing homework, just because said homework is not due for a few days, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If FANFICTION (especially for GLEE) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you shamelessly look through other people’s profiles, looking for more things to copy and paste on your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your room is in constant disarray, but your book shelf is nice and tidy, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’ve ever been so sugar-high that you scared someone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile

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There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin?"

I will not watch Glee episode re-runs.

I will not read fanfiction when I am supposed to be doing my homework.

I will not say one word about Klaine for one hour.

I will not stay up until four in the morning reading fanfiction.

I will stop obsessing over fictional characters.

But you knew I wouldn't actually do any of those things, didn't you?


*GLEE*

Randomly list twelve Glee characters:

1. Blaine Anderson

2. Santana Lopez

3. Britney Pierce

4. Kurt Hummel

5. Noah Puckerman

6. Finn Hudson

7. Sebastian Smythe

8. Mercedes Jones

9. Jeff Sterling

10. Nick Duval

11. Artie Abrams

12. Sue Sylvester

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Finn/Artie... um, no...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kurt? Well, yeah, he's pretty hot I guess... like 7?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Sue got Mercedes pregnant? Oh god, I don't even want to think about that...

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Jeff!? Um, YES! Can't remember any specific names at the current moment... there's Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving... but that's Jeff/Nick.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple ?

Santana and Finn? Um, no. One, Santana's a lesbian, and two, even if they were attracted to each other they would destroy each other within a week.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Puck/Jeff or Puck/Nick? I've never really thought about that... I think that Puck and Nick would get along better I guess...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sebastian walks in on Santana and Sue? Um, first, gross... second... he'd probably report Sue or blackmail Santana.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Britney/Nick...

Summary: When Kurt and Blaine introduce the ND to the Warbler's, Britney meets Nick Duval. She immediately decides she's going to hook up with him, even though Nick keeps insisting he's gay and is with Jeff. She will stop at nothing to succeed...

9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Blaine/Mercedes? No...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sebastian/Sue?

Plotting Together?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Well he already did ;)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No, we all despise Sebastian, we are Klainers all the way.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What's het?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, no one I know writes/draws Artie.

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Santana/Kurt/Puck? Nope.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I have no idea what Nick would scream...

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

About Mercedes... hmm... I would have to think about that... I'll fix this later.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning!May cause puking

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Nick/Santana?

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I was admittedly reading a Puckurt fic the other day... what they're cute! I was bored of my usual so I went searching!

21. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Blaine and Jeff are in a happy relationship when Jeff suddenly runs off with Kurt. Blaine, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Artie and a brief unhappy affair with Sue, then follows the wise advice of Puck and finds true love with Britney.

I have no apparent idea what that catastrophe would be called...

22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would probably be happy because than Sebastian will stay away from Blaine.


GLEE

The First Character I Fell in Love With: Kurt Hummel

The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I do Now: Noah Puckerman & Santana Lopez

The Character Everyone Loves that I Hate: Finn Hudson

The Character I Love that Everyone Hates: None

The Character I Want to be Like: Kurt Hummel

My Three Favorite Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and Santana Lopez

My Three Least Favorite Characters: Figgins,

My Favorite Guest Star: Gwyneth Paltrow (Holly Holiday)

My Favorite Group Performance: You Can't Stop The Beat (The Purple Piano Project)

A Couple that I want to See Sink: Bram

The Best, Most Perfect Couple out There: Klaine!!


GLEEK OUT

Best Male/Male Duet Candles, Blaine and Kurt

Best Female/Female Duet I Feel Pretty/Unpretty, Rachel and Quinn

Best Female/Male Duet Dammit Janet, Finn and Rachel (Yes I hate them both but I love that song)

Best Overall Solo Being Alive, Kurt

Best Male Solo Against All Odds, Blaine

Best Female Solo What I Did For Love, Rachel

Best Non-New Direction Song Teenage Dream, Warblers.

Best New Direction Song No apparent idea...

Best New Character I don't really like the new characters...

Best New Direction Male Group Number It's My Life/ Confessions

Best New Direction Female Group Number Not Sure :/

Best Guest Star Gwyneth Paltrow

Best Mashup Halo/Walking On Sunshine

Best Overall Song Ack! Too many to choose from!

Best Dancing Performance of New Directions Valerie

Best Kiss (One Per Episode at Least) Blaine/Kurt first kiss in Original Song or on the stage in The First Time

Society: Everyone's beautiful.

Society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.

Society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!

Society: You're a size 12 (4)? You're supposed to be a size 6 (0)!

Society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?

Society: You're a C cup? That's my mum's size.

Society: You had sex?! Slut!

Society: You haven't had sex? Ha, you're frigid!

Society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!

Society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?

Society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!

Society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic idiot!

Society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!

Society: You cut yourself? Still an attention seeker!

Society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!

-Someone kills themselves-

Society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!

Repost this if you care

Gay Marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Australia.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage (and you can change the country to the one you are in)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, Yunih, Rannaty, Kuro Ookami Hatake, Yaoifangirl42, 20eKUraN10, Wickaholic, SergeantGullible12, icheeseflip13

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42, 20eKUraN10, Wickaholic, SergeantGullible12, icheeseflip13

On a totally different note, what is it with people and smut? I'm reading a perfectly good story and all of a sudden they're naked and having sex and I'm just like... UGH! 'Cause I'm thirteen! I don't want to read about that yet, thank you very much!

Not saying smut is bad. Just that sometimes it's unneeded.

Or people should put warnings before chapters with smut, maybe. I like it when people do that.

-Jordan

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Prince Kurt by xoxoACH reviews
Kurt is the Prince of Denmark, but when his dad is fed up with his attitiude and scandulous actions he sends him to Dalton with an ultimatum-clean up his act or lose the crown to be king. Can Kurt find himself and maybe even some romance along the way?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,359 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Little Klaine Magic by NeverTooOldToBeNerdy reviews
Kurt and Blaine recieve a very SPECIAL gift from Blaine's eccentric Great-grandmother. Perhaps the family legends about her having 'the Sight' and other magical powers have more truth to them than anyone knew. The boys lives will never be the same again!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 340,127 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Things I Am Not Allowed to do in Glee Club by Falloutboy99 reviews
Rules of what cannot be done in Glee Club. Updated Weekly and Excepting Ideas for new rules.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The HummelAndersons by GryffindorCriss reviews
Sequel to Weekend with the Andersons. Well, it uses the same characters. Kurt and Blaine decide to start their own family. Laugh, Cry, and just fall in love with the Hummel-Andersons. Klaine, obviously. This story is dedicated to Cory Allen-Michael Monteith (1982-2013).
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 150 - Words: 352,538 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Big Brother by JustCallMeObsessed reviews
Kurt has been shipped off to live with his big brother Carson in New York. They haven't seen each other in 8 years. The last thing Kurt wants is to be here. Will things work out eventually? Will Blaine, Carson's room mate make the stay worthwhile? & Seb.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 447,745 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Three Strikes by Gleeful Scribblings reviews
Chris has been Carson and he's been Kurt. He loves them. But they're both fictional characters at the end of the day. Not like they exist... But lightning flashes in their 3 alternate worlds. Hit at the same time, Carson and Chris are thrust into Kurt's world. Worse still, everyone else thinks they've always been there. Only five people remember reality.
Crossover - Glee & Struck by Lightning, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Kurt H.
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Bricks by shipperofinsanity reviews
At Christmas, instead of Burt having prostate cancer, Blaine has pancreatic cancer, and it leads to a turn of events that shatter things he once thought stood tall.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
We Found Us by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Gavin-and-AJ-centric futurefic with appearances by the dads, Kurt and Blaine! Find out how the boys met at Dalton. Some events in this series are based on the later chapters of Daddies. While it might be helpful to read Daddies first, it is not required!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,511 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Being Gay and Falling in Love by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Three summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Last year, they became best friends. Now, they're juniors, trying to survive in a homophobic high school and deal with their ever growing feelings. Sequel to 'Rocky Friendships' AU season 2
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,497 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which New Directions is Cool and Blaine Isn't by SpookyClaire reviews
AU: Anderberry, Cheerio!Kurt, Nerd!Blaine: When Rachel finds Blaine's youtube channel and shows the Glee club, Kurt sees how much it upset Blaine he runs after him. A friendship buds between them, but at McKinley it won't be easy...Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Once In A Lullaby by arainymonday reviews
On his way to Dalton to spy on the Warblers Kurt is transported to another world where all lost things end up. There he meets Blaine and gets a chance to find himself again. An AU Season 2 modern fantasy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 163,681 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let the Guilt Set In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Francey never admitted it, but she always blamed herself for what happened to Blaine. Spun off chapter three of "Knife Going In." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Links and Kinks by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Never click on a link Noah Puckerman sends you, especially when it's to a strange site called Fanfiction.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Rocky Friendships and Finding Yourself by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Two summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Now Blaine is a sophomore, trying to follow the prearranged mold his father made, all the while dealing with his sexuality and the reappearance of Kurt in his life. An AU rewrite of Season 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,180 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Halcyon Days by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The members of glee club all remember third grade differently. A new sibling, a father's abandonment, a mother's death, a life changing wreck, a cross country move. But even then, they stuck together. The club reminisces about the 2001-2002 school year.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
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The End of It All reviews
"How could he leave me, tell me!Tell me why I couldn't do anything, why I have to be such a screw-up that I couldn't save my boyfriend,I couldn't save my sister,I couldn't help anyone!"I'm screaming, and my throat is red and raw.Tears are steadily streaming down my cheeks."I want to understand!"I shriek shrilly, hysterical."I want to understand!"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Abandoned reviews
Kurt's father disowns him and it's up to Blaine to take Kurt in! Set after the substitute, in this Kurt doesn't come out until then. I suck at summaries, please read and leave reviews! Thanks :)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Love The Way You Lie reviews
Blaine swore he'd never hit Kurt again. But after one too many drinks... Songfic. One-Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'd like some more water for my husband, please reviews
A short little drabble where Kurt gets mad at a flirty waitress.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Switched reviews
Kurt wakes up one morning and finds he is Chris Colfer ..based off a story I read switching Rachel w/ Lea, but this is longer and Chris is also stuck in Kurt's life!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kurt H.
Finally Married reviews
Kurt and Blaine are finally married :) Lots of flashbacks and stuff- better than the summary, please read and it's my first fic so be nice please!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.