Author has written 6 stories for Glee.
I'm thirteen and from NJ, and I love writing and reading (fanfics and regular books). I also am a singer, and I'm in a band called Infinity. You can check us out when we release our first album if you want :)
Ships: Klaine (My OTP), Brittina, and Niff!
I don't really watch many TV shows or anything like that besides Glee, so all of my fics are for Glee.
I am currently working on Abandoned, beause Switched is on Hiatus. Sorry Switched fans! I also started a new story, The End Of It All. Check it out please :)
I hope you like the fics! Please leave reviews!
These next few I liked:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
PASS THIS ON IF YOU THINK STEROTYPES ARE INSANE! The ones in bold are me.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Glee who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
THAT'S MESSED UP!
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read and write fanfictions obsessively instead of doing homework, just because said homework is not due for a few days, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If FANFICTION (especially for GLEE) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you shamelessly look through other people’s profiles, looking for more things to copy and paste on your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your room is in constant disarray, but your book shelf is nice and tidy, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you’ve ever been so sugar-high that you scared someone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile
If you like to read what people have in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin?"
I will not watch Glee episode re-runs.
I will not read fanfiction when I am supposed to be doing my homework.
I will not say one word about Klaine for one hour.
I will not stay up until four in the morning reading fanfiction.
I will stop obsessing over fictional characters.
But you knew I wouldn't actually do any of those things, didn't you?
Randomly list twelve Glee characters:
1. Blaine Anderson
2. Santana Lopez
3. Britney Pierce
4. Kurt Hummel
5. Noah Puckerman
6. Finn Hudson
7. Sebastian Smythe
8. Mercedes Jones
9. Jeff Sterling
10. Nick Duval
11. Artie Abrams
12. Sue Sylvester
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Finn/Artie... um, no...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kurt? Well, yeah, he's pretty hot I guess... like 7?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Sue got Mercedes pregnant? Oh god, I don't even want to think about that...
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Jeff!? Um, YES! Can't remember any specific names at the current moment... there's Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving... but that's Jeff/Nick.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple ?
Santana and Finn? Um, no. One, Santana's a lesbian, and two, even if they were attracted to each other they would destroy each other within a week.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Puck/Jeff or Puck/Nick? I've never really thought about that... I think that Puck and Nick would get along better I guess...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sebastian walks in on Santana and Sue? Um, first, gross... second... he'd probably report Sue or blackmail Santana.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Summary: When Kurt and Blaine introduce the ND to the Warbler's, Britney meets Nick Duval. She immediately decides she's going to hook up with him, even though Nick keeps insisting he's gay and is with Jeff. She will stop at nothing to succeed...
9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well he already did ;)
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
No, we all despise Sebastian, we are Klainers all the way.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No, no one I know writes/draws Artie.
15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I have no idea what Nick would scream...
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
About Mercedes... hmm... I would have to think about that... I'll fix this later.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning!May cause puking
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I was admittedly reading a Puckurt fic the other day... what they're cute! I was bored of my usual so I went searching!
21. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Blaine and Jeff are in a happy relationship when Jeff suddenly runs off with Kurt. Blaine, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Artie and a brief unhappy affair with Sue, then follows the wise advice of Puck and finds true love with Britney.
I have no apparent idea what that catastrophe would be called...
22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would probably be happy because than Sebastian will stay away from Blaine.
The First Character I Fell in Love With: Kurt Hummel
The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I do Now: Noah Puckerman & Santana Lopez
The Character Everyone Loves that I Hate: Finn Hudson
The Character I Love that Everyone Hates: None
The Character I Want to be Like: Kurt Hummel
My Three Favorite Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and Santana Lopez
My Three Least Favorite Characters: Figgins,
My Favorite Guest Star: Gwyneth Paltrow (Holly Holiday)
My Favorite Group Performance: You Can't Stop The Beat (The Purple Piano Project)
A Couple that I want to See Sink: Bram
The Best, Most Perfect Couple out There: Klaine!!
Best Male/Male Duet Candles, Blaine and Kurt
Best Female/Female Duet I Feel Pretty/Unpretty, Rachel and Quinn
Best Female/Male Duet Dammit Janet, Finn and Rachel (Yes I hate them both but I love that song)
Best Overall Solo Being Alive, Kurt
Best Male Solo Against All Odds, Blaine
Best Female Solo What I Did For Love, Rachel
Best Non-New Direction Song Teenage Dream, Warblers.
Best New Direction Song No apparent idea...
Best New Character I don't really like the new characters...
Best New Direction Male Group Number It's My Life/ Confessions
Best New Direction Female Group Number Not Sure :/
Best Guest Star Gwyneth Paltrow
Best Mashup Halo/Walking On Sunshine
Best Overall Song Ack! Too many to choose from!
Best Dancing Performance of New Directions Valerie
Best Kiss (One Per Episode at Least) Blaine/Kurt first kiss in Original Song or on the stage in The First Time
Society: Everyone's beautiful.
Society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
Society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
Society: You're a size 12 (4)? You're supposed to be a size 6 (0)!
Society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
Society: You're a C cup? That's my mum's size.
Society: You had sex?! Slut!
Society: You haven't had sex? Ha, you're frigid!
Society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
Society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
Society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
Society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic idiot!
Society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
Society: You cut yourself? Still an attention seeker!
Society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-Someone kills themselves-
Society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Australia.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage (and you can change the country to the one you are in)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, Yunih, Rannaty, Kuro Ookami Hatake, Yaoifangirl42, 20eKUraN10, Wickaholic, SergeantGullible12, icheeseflip13
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42, 20eKUraN10, Wickaholic, SergeantGullible12, icheeseflip13
On a totally different note, what is it with people and smut? I'm reading a perfectly good story and all of a sudden they're naked and having sex and I'm just like... UGH! 'Cause I'm thirteen! I don't want to read about that yet, thank you very much!
Not saying smut is bad. Just that sometimes it's unneeded.
Or people should put warnings before chapters with smut, maybe. I like it when people do that.