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Italic: Daniel'sGirl1995
Bold: Ginger Pineapple of Doom

We've decided to join forces and take over the world, now transfer the money of perish at the- wrong website. FML


Er... Thor? Not to burst your bubble or anything but... I'M THE KING AROUND HERE!

B-BUT BROTHUUUUURRR I LOVE YOU! I just wanted you to love me...see, I even told the humans to kneel for me? ...Want a pop tart?

... I will not be in your shadow any longer! You're just here to drag me home!

But...I have pudding? *waves pudding in front of Loki's face*

*tries to resist the temptations of the pudding* Thor... stop it, we should be explaining why - GIVE ME THE BLOODY PUDDING! *Pounces*

*Crawls out from under Loki* Hehe, that's my little brother. *smiles warmly* Now, Loki, if you come home with me I'll let you have all the pudding you desire! Annnd I'll let you keep all those kittens you have grown rather fond of.

Fine! But pudding first! *grabby hands*

I shall allow it, my love. *Hands over the rest of the pudding*

*Nomming on pudding* And stop stealing my lines too! Anywho, we've combined our accounts on this new account because SOMEONE *death glares Thor* won't write any FanFics, and hopefully this will encourage that someone to write their own FanFics... pah, yeah right... anything you want to add Thor?

Yes, I, Thor, am awesome. I think that is the Midgardian word most suited to my person. Don't you agree, brother?

I'm not your brother... as a last notice this is a MULTIFANDOM ACCOUNT so in any Author Notes/ Disclaimers you will see the following nicknames:
-Irene -- Wow you're female for once!
-Thorin -- Another Thor!?
-Sam(antha) -- actual name-- you have one? --
Better than yours. -- Bitch please! Your name is "Sammie" how much more sucky can a name get? -- It's SAMMY DARN IT WOMEN LEARN YO SPELLINGS SUSAN, SUZIE (HA I TYPED SUZIE NOT SUZY HOW DO FEEL), SUE, SUBO, QUINNNNNNNNNN!! *RAGE*

-Merlin -- My magical personality got loose... hence why we have both Merlin and Emrys. -- I’m fabulous. --Nawh ya not -- Yes, I am.
-Suzy/ Susan -- actual name -- it sucks.-- No one asked for your opinion.

-Susam Names combined.

Final note: circles are hard to draw.


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Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 246 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Under the Sea by ThreeOfWands reviews
Disney crossover with Merlin and the Little Mermaid. Merlin is the youngest son of King Balinor of Atlantica. He saves a drowning prince and makes a deal with a sea witch.
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Merlin - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 1,088 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All in the Timing by queerteaoop reviews
They may be sworn enemies, but when magic beyond their control sends Harry and Draco back into the time of knights, royalty, and the great sorcerer, Merlin, it may just be their differences that save them. Not slash, no pairings. spoilers: season 1, HBP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 232 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete