Romance and drama are two of the most entertaining things in the world.

Things about me:

My name is Alex and I am a Hardcore (tm) lesbian. I also deleted all my fanfics everywhere ever.

Somethings that really relates to me:

"The ships that I end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first I'm like, 'Meh, I guess I can see that,' and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and I can't control myself... it's like demons possessed me and I'm going 900 mph to hell."

"I shipped so hard and got so far, but in the end it wasn't even canon."

Asexual pirates don't want your booty.

Want me to return the slab? Well, what's yer offer?