PaintedBlank
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 440928, Profile Updated: 11-18-13
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
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My Deliverance by twinsuns09 reviews
Voldemort's rising reign of terror, NEWTs, death attempts, a Headship, a tangled affair with James Potter, hilarity, grief, love, secrecy, maddness... it's almost hard to believe that I've survived to graduate. I am Lily Evans, and this is my 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,857 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8703 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 5,961 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Spring Ranting by Orane reviews
AU. After her dad gets promoted and transferred to New York, Sora has no choice but to live with her mom in Odaiba, a place she'd been trying so hard to forget. Now she's forced to face certain events and people she'd been avoiding for four years. Ch. 14 is finally up!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T., Yamato I./Matt
Of Crossing Lines and Changing Minds by HoneyLake reviews
In which James asks Lily out... only once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Every Bollywood Film Ever Made! by jennifer snape reviews
Short Spoof! Starring Sue and Steve Wimalarathkaryjayarachchigeparathanalopakaweera and their family of four thousand, wedding plans, and family feuds!
Bollywood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
The Famous Five by Susanna Anna Hannah Potter reviews
A short summery of this series in a spoof play form. Hilarious, If I do say so myself.
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
RJ Convention by Ba'alzamon reviews
Funny parady about RJ holding a convention with all his characters trying to pitch ideas for book 12. Please read and review!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2006
If Harry Potter took place in the 60's by gymnast92 reviews
What the wizarding world may have been like in the 60's. Will Voldedude and his meat eaters ever peace out? Maybe if we do the hustle enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Mogget and the Seven Bells and Orannis too by Black Mage Leah reviews
Um. This was written under the influence of sugar. Know that as you read.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005
Seven Days by Inconnu reviews
[TAIORA] In a turn of events, Sora and Tai, both at the age of 21, end up living together in the same house for seven days. Can Sora keep herself from falling for the chocolate haired man? Or will Tai charm his way into her heart once more. [COMPLETE]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Betrayed by Tenebres d'Eden reviews
Heartbroken and betrayed, James seek a way to end his pain by becoming Voldemort's highest-ranking assassin. Can Lily truly get him back? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love, War And Calculus by YamatoIshida3 reviews
Taiora Fanfic!. It has everything you ever wanted it has humor, romance You can't stop reading this it is not my fanfic but it's not here so I give credit to Funkiechick da girl who wrote it.Read and Enjoy R&R please. Now fixed ch.6 and added 3 more ch!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.
What Do You Really Want for Christmas? by RenaissanceGrrl reviews
What SHOULD have happened on "A Very Digi Christmas". TAIORA!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K.
The Confessions Booth by Topaz reviews
"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2000
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The Art of Flirting
Lily's friends are giving her advice on how to flirt with James Potter, the object of her desires, but the results are disastrous due to a combination of misunderstandings, Lily's version of "flirting", a rubber chicken and general teenage awkwardness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily, I will kill your bunny reviews
Lily is on vacation with her family and has asked James to look after her pet bunny while she is away. This is postHogwarts, but premarriage. James has a few problems with the bunny and writes her a letter about it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shoes reviews
The newlyweds are having their first fight as a married couple. Lily has too many shoes and James has a problem with it. Completely in conversation form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Self control reviews
After a little talk with Mcgonagall the Marauders realize they have no self control. So they set out to prove her wrong by abstaining from sugar for a week.Sequel to Lazy Summer days sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
My Karma ran over your Dogma reviews
A story about a tree and a boy one rainy afternoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Lazy summer days reviews
The Marauders have the Potter's house for two weeks in summer.What will they do with all the free time and general lack of parents? Sun tan of course, well among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Had to be sure reviews
One shot James has a fever dream and is thoroughly shaken. He needs to find Lily to make sure the dream wasn't true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter's Bad Morning reviews
James tries to make a smoothie and it all goes downhill from there
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mushroom hunting: A Merry and Pippin story reviews
Its mushroom season and our favourite little hobbits are off hunting,rather scavenging.They meet a few characters on the way including a lonely Nazgul horse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
You should reviews
You should take risks, you should give others a chance, you should let go of insecurities. So read on. LilyJames set in sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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