Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Fairy Tail.
Hey! I'm MusicMyEscape, but you can call me Amanda. I'm a Daughter of Hades, who spends the summer at Camp Half-Blood and the school year at Hogwarts in Slytherin.
10 Random facts about me:
1. I'm a girl.
2. I love reading and music.
3. My favorite colours are Black, Blue and Green.
4. My favorite Bands/Singers are: Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Escape The Fate, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Veil Brides, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Green Day, ACDC, Sum 41, Blink 182, Bon Jovi, Red Jumpsuits Apparatus, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Panic! At The Disco, Lostprophets, Papa Roach,
Paramore, Queen, Scorpions, The Script, Daughtry, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, All American Reject, Skillet
5. My favorite books are PJO and HOO and Huger Games and Maximum Ride and Harry Potter. And Divergent- Tris! T-T And The Infernal Devices, as well as The Mortal Instruments. And theKane Chronicals. And about a hundred other books i can't name off the top of my head. I read a lot
6. I get bored easily.
7. I have a short attention span.
8. I Love Pizza.
9. I love funny Movies.
10. My eyes are Hazel but turn Dark brown in the dark and gold in the light.
Favorite Male PJO/HOO Characters:
5. The Stolls
Favorite Female PJO/HOO Characters:
Favorite Male Gods:
Favorite Female Gods:
Jily - James/Lily - Harry Potter
Wolfstar - Sirius/Remus - Harry Potter
FourTris - Four/Tobias/Tris - Divergent
GerIta - Germany/Italy - Hetalia
USUK - America/England - Hetalia
Merthur - Merlin/Arthur - Merlin BBC
Arwen - Arthur/Gwen - Merlin BBC
Sherlolly - Sherlock/Molly - Sherlock BBC
Johnlock - John/Sherlock - Sherlock BBC
Jarry - John/Mary - Sherlock BBC
Drarry - Draco/Harry - Harry Potter
Gratsu - Gray/Natsu - Fairy Tail
Percebeth - Percy/Annabeth - PJO/HOO
Perico - Percy/Nico - PJO
Solangelo - Will/Nico - PJO/HOO
Jasico - Jason/Nico - PJO/HOO
SasuNaru - Sasuke/Naruto - Naruto
NaruHina - Hinata/Naruto - Naruto
LoLu - Loke/Lucy - Fairy Tail
NaLu - Natsu/Lucy - Fairy Tail
KakaIru - Kakashi/Iruka - Naruto
ShikaTema - Shikamaru/Temari - Naruto
DeiTob - Deidara/Tobi - Naruto
Fax - Fang/Max - Maximum Ride
Niggy - Nudge/Iggy - Maximum Ride
Thalico - Nico/Thalia - PJO
Tratie - Katie/Travis - PJO
Jasper - Jason/Piper - HOO
Liper - Leo/Piper - HOO
Frazel - Frank/Hazel - HOO
Lazel - Leo/Hazel - PJO/HOO
Jason/Leo - HOO
Ganiss - Katniss/Gale - Hunger Games
Catoniss - Cato/Katniss - Hunger Games
Karvel - Katniss/Marvel - Hunger Games
Finnick/Annie - Hunger Games
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18. When it gets really quiet grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in their noses.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
Things to remember:
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Blonde joke (no offense blondes)
This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'
The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,
'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'
The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracingYou cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.
-I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.
-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it! You thought I was going to say 'to get to the other side' didn't you! I tricked you!! eh heh!
-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!
-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT
-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something
-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.
-When in doubt, make up words
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-Im not saying your stupid im just implying it
-I had a freind once... but then hs rope boke and he ran for it.
-I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.)If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
4.)Would you like a cookie? So would I.
5.)You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear
6.)A day without sunshine is like... night.
7.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
8.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
9.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
10.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
11.)America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom untill you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills...
12.)A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
13.)Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
14.)Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
15.)I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
16.)My favorite word is sarcasm.
17.)It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
18.)I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
19.)At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely.
20.)I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
21.)When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
22.)I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
23.)When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
24.) The dark side has cookies, but we have pie. Blueberry, to be exact.
25.)Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
26.)Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?
27.)Education is important. school however, is another matter.
28.)What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
29.)Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
30.)Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
31.)Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick
32.)A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
33.)If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
34.)Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
35.) When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
36.)When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.
37.)My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
38.)1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
39.)there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.
40.)dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future
41.)The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
42.)Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
43.)Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
44.)When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
45.)When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
46.)Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.
47.)EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
48.)Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.
49.)Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
50.) (ok this ones long) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that trash up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
51.)Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
52.)Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
53.)You're intoxocated by my very presence!
54.)I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends jk u guys r awsome(gravy)
55.)I ran with scissors, and lived!
56.)Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (charlie and the chocolate factory)
57.)I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
58.)BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
59.)Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
60.)BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
61.)There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
62.)Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
63.) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
64.) "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
65.)A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
66.)worst excuse for not turning in nomework: i couldent find anyone to copy it from
67.)the only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
68.) he who laughs last didnt get it
69.)when theres a will i want to be in it
70.) Do not lead me into temptation. I can find it myself
71.)the number of people watching you is directly proportinal to the stupidity of your action
72.) when everything's coming your way, your in the wrong lane
73.) i couldnt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder
74.) Everyone makes mistakes. the trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking
75.)Being mature is overrated
76.)Being weird is like being normal, only better.
77.)I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
78.)Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
79.)it takes 42 muscles to frown 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
80.)I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
81.)Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
82.)If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
83.)I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
84.)Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
85.)Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
86.)WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
87.)Person#1: Happiness is just around the corner!
88.)Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
89.)If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
90.)I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
91.)Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
92.)I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
You know your obsessed with PJO when:
When there’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
You think forget twilight and go percybeth.
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHYDO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase ofemergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You give all your siblings god parents
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO anduse it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that Ihave any experience.)
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You copy/paste this onto your profile.
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. I'm a daughter of Hades :D
You make sure all of your friends have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You have something on your school things, that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
"One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
"'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.
"As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
"So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."
"He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"
"There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
"We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.
"Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.
"Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.
"I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
"Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!
"Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
"As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."
"I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.
"He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
"I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth."
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
This is who I am.
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping that one day,
Someone will take my place.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians Prophecies:
The Lightning Thief
You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own;
But fear for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The Titan's Curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, and the lost one, raise;
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with a hero's final breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY
A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep;
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days,
Olympus to preserve or raze.
Heroes of Olympus prophecies:
THE GREAT PROPHECY
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call;
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.
The Lost Hero
Child of lightning, beware the earth.
The giants' revenge, the seven shall birth.
The forge and the dove shall break the cage,
And death unless through Hera's rage.
The Son of Neptune
To the west, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown.
Falling from ice, the Son of Neptune shall drown--
The Mark of Athena
Wisdom's daughter walks alone;
The mark of Athena burns through Rome.
The twins snuff out the angel's breath
Who holds the key to endless death.
The giants' bane stands gold and pale,
Won with pain from a woven jail.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
X You love hoodies.
You watch sports on TV.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
X You own a cell phone.
X You love the computer.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
XYou like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!)
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Johnny brought a gun to school,
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
When Johnny shot the gun,
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
And tell my little sister;
And tell my wonderful friends;
Mommy, tell my teachers;
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
And Mommy, tell the doctors;
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to get married,
But Mommy, I'm must go now,
I love you Mommy, I always have,
--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
How the PJO characters command people to shut up:
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will bring you to war and kill you!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Bibliophobia: Fear of books.
Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting.
Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking.
Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news.
Geliophobia: Fear of laughter.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
Mnemophobia: Fear of memories
Pantophobia: Fear of everything
KILL STEROTYPES! I bold the things that are like me
BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a REBEL.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself
A black man walked into a room where a white man was sat.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
I'm skinny, so I must not eat.
I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner.
I'm brunette, so I must be poor and stupid.
I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd.
I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup.
I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy.
I like to run, so I must be a health freak.
I like to relax, so I'm not responible.
I am loud, so I must obnoxious.
I like to eat, so I must be fat.
I like to have fun, so I must be childish.
I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp.
I don't tell people eveything, so I'm a liar.
I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy.
I have insecurities, so I must not like myself.
How about you stop sterotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them.
Remember that girl you called fat today?
she went home and made herself throw up
Remember that person you called ugly?
they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college
Remember that guy you called gay?
he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years
Remember that person you laughed at for passing out?
they're dying of a brain tumour
Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgusting?
she cuts herself every night
Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?
They will never trust themselves to fall in love again
Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?
He's going to jail for four years
You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Guy: I can tell you want me
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
Add this to you profile if you think it's funny,
Father: "You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Good Friends vs Best Friends
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying, "DAMN! We f*ed up!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried, but will make fun of you privately
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you that she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into a lake so you can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when you go away. A best friend won't let you go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after you in the first place.
A good friend never asks for something to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls them by MOM and DAD
A good friend won't let you do something stupid. A best friend wont let you do something stupid ALONE
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
A good friend is only for a few years. A best friend is for life.
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME"
Have never seen you cry.
Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
Asks you to write down your number.
Has you on speed dial.
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through high school/college.
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say "It's because your aren't straight, isn't it?"
Will help you when you're lost
Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
Will go with you to a concert
Will be helping you kidnap the band
Will hide you from the cops
Are probably the reason they are after you
Will buy you a pregnancy test
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you
Will pick you up when you fall down
Will pick you up, then trip you again
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
Will leave when they feel insulted
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
Will offer you a soda
Will dump theirs on you
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month
Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Will help you move a body
Will say "call me when you need a shovel."
Try to help you when you get hurt
Sit there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
Ask why you're crying
Already has a sword ready to kill the loser that made you cry
Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen
Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parent's house.
Ask before they go into your room
Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes
Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster
Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" when you explain your predicament
Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class
Laughs, and never let you forget it.
Never borrows money...
Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."
Will give you your phone back
Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.
Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
Will be singing along with you
Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Are jumping with you
Comes over every couple of months for a sleepover
Are your weekend boarders
Are offended when you make fun of them
Kick your ass and all's forgiven
Are shy around your boyfriend
Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
Don't see you if you're sick
Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Dares you to scream into the street
Dares you to go streaking
Calls you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Are screaming and running with you
Meets your boyfriend and says 'nice to meet you'
Meets your boyfriend and scares the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
Will tell you they know how you feel
Will sit down and cry with you
Ask nicely for your stuff
Just shout "GIMME"
Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
Will call you at two in the freaking morning
Won't let you do stupid things
Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
Will buy you lunch
Will eat yours
Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry, she's here with me, find your own date."
Would ignore this letter
Will re post this crap!
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. By the Hulk. On an adrenaline rush.
Im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re- post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!
She paints a pretty picture,
But the story has a twist,
Her paintbrush is a razor,
And her canvas is her wrist.
She paints her pretty picture
In a color thats blood red
While using her sharp paintbrush
She ends up finally dead
Her pretty pictures fading,
Quite slowly on her arm,
The blood is not racing through her,
She can no longer do harm.
She painted her pretty picture,
But her picture had a twist.
You see her mind was her razor
And her heart was her wrist
Add This To Your Profile If You Aren't Against People Who Cut Themselves Or If You Try And Help People Like This On A Daily Basis
If you are in LOVE with fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big)
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.(Hades yeah!!)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(obviously)
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot.
A Victorious Oath:
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER TORI WHEN I SEE SOMEONE SCARED TO SING
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ANDRE WHEN I SEE A PIANO OR ANYTHING MUSICAL
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER BECK WHEN I SEE SOMEONE WITH GOOD HAIR
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER JADE WHEN I SEE SCISSORS
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ROBBIE WHEN I SEE A PUPPET
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CAT WHEN I SEE SOMEONE WITH RED HAIR
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER TRINA WHEN SOMEONE IS SELF- ABSORBED
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER SIKOWITZ WHEN I SEE COCONUTS
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER LANE WHEN I SEE LOTION
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
50 Ways to Annoy Your Parents
-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.
1 - Follow them all the time
2 - Say "Muu" when they call you
3 - Pretend you got amnesia
4 - Keep walking backwards
5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"
6 - Run on the walls
7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear
8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
9 - Stay in fron of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"
10 - Run in circles
11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.
12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.
13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"
14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"
15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept
16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass
17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue
18 - Talk to a pen
19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.
20 - Pretend you're a viking
21 - Try to climb on the walls
22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"
23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn
24 - Do what they tell you to
25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."
26 - Eat non-eatable things.
27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"
28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."
29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"
30 - Chase an imaginary tail
31 - Demand your own telephone number
32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say
33 - Pretend you're 268 years old
34 - Stay upside down in your closet
35 - Pretend you're a telephone
36 - Try to swim on the ground
37 - Knock on their door all the night
38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities
39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"
40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend youdon't understand
41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"
42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"
43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"
44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"
45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!"
46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer
47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."
48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"
49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton acent
50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them
I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad.
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT i''m also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
Im the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?
Here's a joke...
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
So, so true:
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
The girl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills.
The Insanity Test
(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.
(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
(X) You have run into a tree/bush.
(X) You have been called a blond.
( ) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
(X) You just sang them to make sure.
(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
(X) You type with three fingers or less.
( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling
(X) You have fallen asleep in class.
( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you
(X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.
( ) You have eaten a bug accidentally...
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
( ) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
(X) You break a lot of things.
(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(X) The word "um" is used frequently.
(X) You don't know what "um" means.
(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Grand total: 30
Now divide that by 38 and times by 100.
My score: 79.9% Insane.
Now take the test,or else! (MUWAHAHAHAH...) >:D
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish I could go to Camp Halfblood!
Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.
There are 2 rules in life.
Rule #1 is that rules don't apply to me. Rule #2 is if they do, rules were meant to be broken.
What Would Finnick Do...Say something flirty
What Would Johanna Do...Say something sarcastic
What Would Prim Do...Heal someone/something
What Would Ms.Everdeen Do...Block everyone/everything out
What Would Rue Do...Ask about someones fake relationship. or say something sweet
What Would Katniss Do...Hunt in the forest
What Would Gale Do...Rant about something unfair and injustice
What Would Cato Do...Kill someone/something
What Would Marvel Do...laugh at something/with someone/make a joke
What Would Foxface Do...Eat some berries
What would Thresh Do...Be indifferent
What Would Peeta Do...Bake some bread/throw bread at people's heads
these are the utensils that are essential to life... Use them wisely in the time of need
Let's just get ONE thing straight. If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.
“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shalt not sneak out whilst thy parents are sleeping.
You got a problem with me?
Can't stand me?
Can't face me?
You think I'm tripping?
Tie my shoe.
If you like me, great.
If you hate me, even better.
You think you know me?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!
A message to haters:
You don't have to love me.
You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me!
Haters gonna hate.
Heaters gonna heat.
Potatoes gonna potate.
Waiters gonna wait.
Alligators gonna alligate.
Skaters gonna skate.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. (yup)
calling me UGLY, wont make you pretty.
calling me DUMB, wont make you smart.
callling me a LOSER, wont make you cool.
calling me FAKE, wont make you real
calling me WEAK, wont make you strong.
calling me FAT, wont make you skinny.
calling me POOR, wont make you rich.
so why bother?
Max: Do I ever cross your mind?
Max: Do you like me?
Max: Do you want me?
Max: Would you cry if I left?!?
Max: Would you live for me?
Max: Would you do anything for me? At all? Fang: No
Max: Okayyy...Choose--me or your life
Fang: My life
Max knees him, glaring, and runs away in pain and anger. Fang runs after her, wincing, and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Max bites her lip and says, "Ohhh...You need some...er...ice?"
If you find this to be incredibly Faxish, copy and paste it into your profile
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[Konan Score: 5]
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[Sasori Score: 5]
[X] - I'm an artist.
[Deidara Score: 2]
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[Kakuzu Score: 3]
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[Hidan Score: 5]
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[Zetsu Score: 7]
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[Tobi Score: 2]
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[Orochimaru score: 3]
In Remembrance to Severus Snape…
In rememberence on Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us…
Things I Am NOT To Do At Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while patrolling the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will not shoot Harry's dad and roast him on a spitfire.
25) I will not pin up a photo of Voldemort and play 'Pin The Nose On Moldywart' with everyone who will play.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
52) I will not sing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” to Draco Malfoy, unless I want to reside in the corner of shame.
54) I will not laugh when Voldemort starts Tap dancing.
55) I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
56) I will not throw a book at mourning myrtle
56) I will not hiss at harry potter instead of talking
57) I will not add “according to the prophecy” At the end of all of my statements to raise my divination grades.
58) I will not convince first years that the new password to GryffindorTower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.
59)I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.
60). I will not refer to Aragog as "Charlotte."
62). I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.
63) If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"
64) I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign..
65) Asking Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times.
66) I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
67) I will not dress in long black capes with hoods
68) I will not hand out shirts that say "Potter 6, Voldemort 0."
69) Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.
70) I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.
71) I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don't send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."
74) I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.
75) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
76) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
77)I shall not try to get hagrid married to Charlie Weasley, However Interesting the Childs fascination to Dragons might be
77) Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny.
78) I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being. I will also not suggest that he isn't even human.
79) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
80) I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?".
81) I will not set a Ravenclaw on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.
82) Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time.
83) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts.
84) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it..
74. I will not point out that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet.
75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the AstronomyTower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore's memory.
76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.
77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense….Neither does Hermione Granger
79. I will not insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical,".
80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying.
81. I will not imitate Miranda Kerr while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent.
82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the AstronomyTower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.
83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers.
86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers.
87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye.
89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles."
92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.
93. I will not suggest that we read cocoa beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change.
94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it..
96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees.
97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects.
98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.
99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.
100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon.
101.Trying to sell Hagrid’s hair as Broom bristles is apparently offensive.
101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction.
Harry's the bravest
Ron's the most oblivious
Hermione's the smartest
Ginny's the toughest
Neville's the clumsiest
Luna's the weirdest
Dumbledore's the greatest
McGonagall's the strictest
Snape's the greasiest
Nick is the ghostiest
Crabbe's the scardiest
Goyle's the dumbest
Fred is the funniest
Cho is the sappiest
But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
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Harry and Lupin's conversation:
If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Harry: Are you really a werewolf?
Lupin: Yes Harry.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?!
Lupin: All the time.
Harry: O-o What?