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A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight reviews
Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Ficlet that Wouldn't End by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius - Sirius gives Remus a valentine, and Remus doesn't realize it's for him, leading to a lot of misunderstandings and even more parenthetical speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Death of the Internet by curiouserxcuriouser reviews
American Gods: Something must happen when gods die.
American Gods - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Maternal Instincts by The Rabid Toenail reviews
MWPP era, SiriusxRemus, oneshot. Sirius has a great many secret desires— kissing Remus, holding Remus, doing dirty things under the sheets with Remus… oh, and being read to. Can’t forget that one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Wet Cement by The Rabid Toenail reviews
Sitting on his cold driveway, Ryou thinks back to a happier time... oneshot slight mentions of tendershipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2006 - R. Bakura - Complete
Deshret by Ryuujitsu reviews
It is noon at an Egyptian bazaar, and purchases are being made. Something of a twist on the usual MasterSlave AU. eventual slash.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Inspire Me by Sayuri1 reviews
[COMPLETE AT LONG FREAKING LAST!] Life will never be the same for 18year old high school student Shindou Shuichi after he falls under the spell of his new, sexy, Japanese literature sensei. [AU] [yaoi] [Eiri x Shuichi]
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,274 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sick and Unwell by The Demonic Duo reviews
Sirius is a patient in an asylum for the curably insane. One day, however, Remus is enrolled as another patient. Tempers, hormones and sparks fly while they try to become cured from themselves. Slash. AU. SiriusRemus. Read, review and please don't flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,588 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
dysfunctional by Ryuujitsu reviews
Ryou has two problems with his head: Migraines, and one Yami Bakura. Drabblefic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Tsuzuki's Devious Scheme by The Rabid Toenail reviews
TsuSoka Tsuzuki's scheming the night before had been devious. Evil Chibi Malik's birthday gift.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/24/2005
Growing Up Piaget by Jaylee1 reviews
[Complete] "By the age of seventeen, and in the aftermath of the war, Harry Potter was convinced that there was little left in his life that could actually surprise him..." [HD, Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Steps by Ryuujitsu reviews
Bakura must learn to walk again.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2005
Strange Kevlar by Fate VII reviews
[for ryoubakurayaoi contest] When you wake up to the sky on fire and watch your house burn, what thoughts will you have? Of dice, of possessions, and of thievery. [bakurae]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2005
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Kibethan reviews
[COMPLETE] A better name for this would probably be "The Birds". Or "The People"...Oh Gods...The people!
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
murphy ' s law by Ryuujitsu reviews
Murphy’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Therefore, it pays to have a plan B. And C...and D... Are you catching on yet, Bakura? (Tendershippy shounen-ai)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004
Get Over It by The Mysterious Mr. Black reviews
PG13 for language and themes. Sirius pledges his undying love to Remus... in full view of a whole corridor jam-packed with students. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Haunted by Dragon Mistress reviews
The sequel to ‘Black’. Sirius and Remus thought their bloody past was finally buried. But now, two decades later, it looks like someone knows their secret.... and this someone is looking for revenge. NOTE: Has become an R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,569 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Therapy Barn by Idiom Laurels reviews
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE! --Ryuichi's a dentist, Tohma's a therapist, and when an old woman's evil plot is set against the latter, Ryuichi & his pal Shuichi will stop at nothing to save him!
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Summer by The Hallowed Cat reviews
Remus Lupin and the long, boring summer Holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was seduction personified. Sirius Black, a top agent for Lord Voldemort. Remus Lupin, an auror unwillingly sworn to save the fallen man. When a chance meeting throws them together, a dance of seduction begins.AU SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,712 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Room For Rent II by The Rabid Toenail reviews
(COMPLETE)(Shounen-ai, BxR, YxY, MxM, etc.) The insanity continues with the sequel to RFR! Ryou's dad shows up after 5 years of wandering Egypt! How will this affect Bakura's and Ryou's relationship? Badly, I'm afraid...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Short People by Evangeline Henri reviews
Sirius and Remus 'come out' to baby Harry. RSFQF first wave response. (SiriusRemus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bubble Bath by The Rabid Toenail reviews
ExR Birthday fic for my imouto, Evil Chibi Malik! Erm... what will Eclipse do when he is faced with wet Raenefs, evil towels, and bubble baths? Will he run away in terror? Or will he... be OOC?
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Eclipse, Raenef IV - Complete
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Potholes in Tokyo II by The Rabid Toenail reviews
(Complete)Shounen-ai Yyxy, bxr, mxm, etc. Sequel to Potholes in Tokyo, obviously. The insanity continues, and this time, there's even a plot! Muhahah!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,558 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
Eden Rising by Ryuujitsu reviews
[complete, eppy up] Eden had fallen once before. In a group where membership means peril to the soul and perhaps even death, how long can the golden children stay afloat? (yaoi, Bxr etc.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,955 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Snow on the Sahara by Jaswinder reviews
Set in Ancient Egypt. A young thief named Bakura is rescued from the brink of death by a farmgirl named Ryou, who's more than 'she' appears... (AU, shonen-ai, Bakura X Ryou) Finally completed. And fixed, I hope..
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,662 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Complete
The Hikari Strikes Back by Fate VII reviews
Ryou finally acts on advice about what to do with his yami...Jou's advice. He's not -evil- now, you see, just a different part of the whole. And he's killing Bakura by doing it. [finished]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
The Good Child by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
A good spirit somehow slipped into the murky depths of Hell. What happens when Death can't bring himself to kill it? YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Complete