Lady WhiteHaven
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 441175, Profile Updated: 10-26-10
Author has written 8 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Harry Potter, and Discworld.

I'm a poor grad student, so my posting tends to be erratic. I also hate abandoned fics, so I don't post unless I am sure I will finish the story. As a result, I have a notebook half full of ideas in which I lost interest. A friend and I are writing a Stephanie Plum fic called "Don't Drive Faster," under the name Lady White Dragon. The link is under my favorites.

My fics have a tendency to reflect what I've been reading. 1984, Fahrenheit 451, and Brave New World resulted in "World Without War", and four Robert Ludlum novels in a row resulted in "Enemy Within".

I read Harry Potter and various fantasy and science fiction fandoms, but don't write in them because they're overcrowded. Or at least I didn't, until my evil beta kept giving me plot bunnies.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
-Mitch Hedburg, 1968-2005

"A neat and orderly living space is the sign of a seriously deranged mind"
Mercedes Lackey

-Shannon Foraker, Ashes of Victory by David Weber

"First, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards."
Mark Twain

"Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat of the company when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila."
-Douglas Adams

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
-Douglas Adams

"Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack."
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

You had to admire the way perfectly innocent words were mugged, ravished, stripped of all true meaning and decency and then sent to walk the gutter for Reacher Gilt, although "synergistically" had probably been a whore from the start.
-Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Unintended Consequences reviews
Lord Voldemort left as many as seven horcruxes, any one of which could have brought him back. Wormtail brought him back once, but what if another was activated? AU from Harry's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Tom R. Jr.
Adventures in LSpace reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
KISS reviews
Keep It Simple, Stupid. How Harry could have faced the dragon in the first task of the Triwizard Tournament. GoF Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Dossier of RE Hogan reviews
Sometimes, it's not the Germans that cause the problems. One shot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - R. Hogan - Complete
Epikeia reviews
Epikeia: the virtue by which one rightly judges that obeying a law will not in a particular case lead to the good intended because of circumstances unforeseen by the lawmaker. From the episode No Names Please
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
An Enemy Within reviews
Complete. A look at the operation at Stalag 13 from an unusual viewpoint.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
A World Without War reviews
A traumatic event causes Carter to wonder if the war is worth fighting. Complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - A. Carter - Complete
Crisis of Conscience reviews
A one-shot from the point of view of any of the prisoners in camp.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete