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Joined 08-18-03, id: 441286
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.

About Me: When I started writing fanfiction in the Summer of '03, I had no idea that someday I would be writing humorfics about Saruman and Radagast.

I blame Christopher Lee and his sonorous voice.

But seriously, read the Unfinished Tales; Saruman/Radagast is more canon than one might think.

Looking for "Cooking (Sinisterly) with Saruman!"? Here it is, along with an inexplicable NC17 rating: http:///humor/cookingsinisterly.txt
Looking for "So Much for the Afterglow"? Here it is, despite being slightly scrunched: http:///frodosam/somuchfortheafterglow.txt

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Frodo Versus The Shire by cassiopeia3019 reviews
Frodo must defend his love for Sam (slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
The Best Laid Plans by Lamiel reviews
Just how does one surprise an Elf, anyway? A belated birthday gift for Ithilien. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete
Of Baths, Meals and Songs by illyria-pffyffin reviews
A chronicle of Frodo's days in Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Frodo B.
Quietly by Fennelseed reviews
Sam and Frodo find new ways to stay warm on the quest. They have to be quiet about it, though - wouldn't want to wake up the rest of the Fellowship. [SLASH. Finished!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Fire and Ice by cassiopeia3019 reviews
Frodo catches Sam spying...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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The Joy of Nature reviews
Radagast shares his love of the great outdoors with Saruman, much to the white wizard's dismay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Morbid Orthanc Adventures reviews
Radagast and Saruman start living together in Orthanc tower after Saruman's cooking show is cancelled. With two such different wizards, how could hilarity not ensue?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006