SarcasmIsMySecondLanguage
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Joined 12-12-12, id: 4413120, Profile Updated: 06-29-13

Roar.

Hello. I'm really bad at this whole socialising thing so I mainly roar.

My name is Blair, but my friends call me Sherlock because I like mystery novels and I ask questions all the time.

I have no social life, I just sit on my couch all day reading. Feel free to PM me about anything, I love talking to people!

Thanks for reading my profile!

Sherlock:)

lHonesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defence.
lI'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
lA positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
lLove your enemies.. it pisses them off.
lThe human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.
lIf you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?
lI don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
lI used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
lDon't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
lYou're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
lEarth is the insane asylum for the universe.
lI'm not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing.
lOut of my mind. Back in five minutes.
lThe trouble with life is there's no background music.
lIt IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
lEver stop to think, and forget to start again?
lA committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
lA conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
lBasic research is what I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.
lDon't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
lI intend to live forever - so far, so good.
lI'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!
lLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
lLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
lPeople are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are.
lPeople who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
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