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White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 6,278 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In My Mind, You're A Palace by TheVenturer reviews
Sherlock's Mind Palace has been remodeled and warped around the idea of John Watson. There he can play out his fantasies: the exceptional doctor is finally his, to hold and touch and love freely. But reality will always permeate the happiness... till Sherlock's imaginary relationship becomes suddenly very real. -POV Sherlock, stream-of-consciousness, Johnlock! Warnings inside-
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Catalyst by BelstaffJumper reviews
A new doctor and a case prompt John and Sherlock to realize what they feel for each other. Awkward situations, hopefully some humour, and an honest-to-good case. Johnlock, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley reviews
Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
A Very Determined Universe by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is determined that his first time with Harry will go absolutely right. That means checking all the circumstances to make sure they don't get accidentally telepathically bonded, like all their friends. No unexpected astronomical conjunction, ritual they didn't mean to perform, or hidden creature heritage is going to make things go wrong for them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bronze Pressed Invitations by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are trying to send the invitations for their Christmas party that will make it clear, in some acceptable way, that they're together. It isn't going well. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inconvenient Timing by TheMadKatter13 reviews
When John's heat failed to appear three times in a row after he was shot, he figured it was just another broken piece off the broken toy soldier. So he was rather surprised to feel it start out of the blue...and not at all pleased with it starting while he was on the tube. CU: TBB alpha!Sherlock/omega!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Wolf Pack by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Pandorica Seen Through Time by WhooligAni reviews
What happened to the mad Centurion and his big stone box all those centuries?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rory W.
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Most Luminous of People by lirodendron reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes discovers what it's like to really want something, John Watson is not too bad at deductions, and everything gets surprisingly bright for a minute. Rated M for language, case-related violence, sexual themes and discussion of sex. Pre-slash/developing relationship. Johnlock. Complete - first story in my Conductivity series.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Graveyard Shift by Leraiv Snape reviews
Set during Night Watch. When in Ankh-Morpork of his past, Vimes sleeps with a young Vetinari. When launched back into the Ankh-Morpork of his own time, he has to deal with the repercussions. Implied Slash
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Harry Potter and the Jam Situation by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rules Were Made To Be Broken by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Potter was positively ruthless when he was on one of his 'mischief rampages'-Draco had been forced to discover this over the many months with the blossoming acquaintance and had at first been shocked by it, but recently he liked to refer to it as a match made in hell. Because Potter could quite literally be the Devil and Draco would not be surprised. *Hogwarts 8th year AU.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twist of Fate by OakStone730 reviews
Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. SLASH DRARRY Pairings: HP/DM Timeframe: 1994-2002 Goblet to 4 yrs post-DH EWE Rating M for language, angst, content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 312,468 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The First Time I Met You by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
What's really going through Draco's head when he fights with Harry? *based on artwork by mizorekibishi on LJ* Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Mistletoe by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Oh, look, it's Christmastime at Hogwarts! Let the badly-named plans and misplaced mistletoe cliches begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5608 - Favs: 12,974 - Follows: 1,747 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 8,738 - Follows: 1,477 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Are Kings and Queens by DeviantSlashGod reviews
My Lord is rather affectionate this morning, isn't he?" Kyouya x Tamaki, eventual yaoi. The twins decide that enough is enough, and they will sort out this sexual frustration one way or another, even if it meant locking them in a closet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,855 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 352 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3557 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5126 - Favs: 10,398 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not Personal by Deborah Peters reviews
While Harry's fifth-year Care of Magical Creatures class was studying Bowtruckles, the N.E.W.T.-level class was studying Jarveys. What is a Jarvey? Well, just ask it, and it'll probably have something to say to you... although you might not like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2004
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete