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Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect.

Hey folks! I'm Professor Fart Burger.

First of all: My name. Yes. You read that right, and no, I won't change it. [Not only is it absolutely awesome.. But my go-to name was taken.]

Secondly: Me!

Age: [Redacted]

Name: [Redacted] Also known as ProfFartBurger, or [Redacted] On other sites.

Interests: Video Games, Movies, books, writing, and being a nuisance around my friends.

Favorite Games: The Mass Effect Series, the Legend of Zelda Series, the Metal Gear Solid Series, COD: WaW, COD: MW2, Brutal Legend, and the Fallout series [To name a few].

Favorite Movies: The Toy Story series, The Back to the Future Series, the Terminator 1 and 2 duo, The Pirates of the Caribbean Series, and the Expendables series.

Favorite Food: Sloppy Joes [I can only have then once a year, and as such, I make them in bulk! . . . They last a week, tops.]

Favorite Quote:
After invading Greece and receiving the submission of other key city-states, Philip II of Macedon sent a message to Sparta: "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever."
In another version, he warned: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."
According to both accounts, the Spartan ephors replied with one word: "If"
Subsequently neither Philip nor Alexander attempted to capture the city.

Favorite Number: Any permutation of 6, 1, and 2, in that order. [Whether it's 612, 6,001, 002, 6 and a half {6 1/2, geddit?] or 61.2, I'll take it!]

Goals and aspirations: Become a fireman, succeed in life, sixteen and a half second fart. Once I think of some better ones, I'll let you know.

I'm also on FictionPress! I've only got one story so far, but check it out nonetheless!

I'm ALSO also on DeviantArt!
Check me out:

{Memorable Milestones:}


1,500 favorites, folks.


That puts Mass Effect: The First War at the SECOND most favorite Mass Effect story on Fanfiction(Dot)net! (As of this date, at least) You've all, seriously, NO DAMN IDEA how thankful I am for this!

Thank you all for this, so very much.

1,000 Followers, for The First War!
Folks, I can't say enough how much I appreciate this.
Only THREE Mass Effect Stories have 1K Followers (Mine included), this is a huge accomplishment.

We fucking did it!
The First War hit 100,000 views today!
Give yourselves a pat on the back, folks!

Today The First War hit twenty five thousand views!
Not only that, but a few hours later, it went on to gain twenty five hundred views, and surpass Hearing the Call!
I seriously can't explain to you how good this makes me feel, thanks so much, guys!

Mass Effect: The First War hit two hundred favorites today!

HtC Hit twenty five thousand views, today!! Thanks a lot, folks!

Mass Effect: The First War hit ONE HUNDRED follows today!
In less than a week since it's publishing date, the two-chapter [So far] story has gotten over ONE HUNDRED follows!
Thanks a lot guys, you're really making me happy.

1/29/13: Mass Effect: The First war hit 2,200 views today!
AND it surpassed Hearing the Call in favorites/follows just a few hours ago. It's been up for THREE DAYS, and it surpassed my first story already.
Thanks a bunch guys!!
My newest story [Mass Effect: The First War] just hit SIXTEEN HUNDRED VIEWS!
And it was only put up the day before yesterday!
Thanks a million guys!

Hearing the Call just hit fifteen thousand!
Thanks for the fifteen thousand views! Here's to fifteen thousand more,

Hearing the Call has hit
ten thousand mother f*cking views!
It's 9:59 PM right now, and I'm looking at the view counter: 10,000!!!
You guys are awesome, it feels incredible to know that I've got so many people coming to read my stuff, so many people coming that I hit a number I never thought I'd hit: Ten Thousand Views.
Damn, I feel good right now. Enjoy the treat, you guys've earned it a day ahead of time.
And in case I haven't said it,
Thank you, to everyone who came to read my stuff,
A bigger thank you to those who are *still* reading my stuff,
And the biggest thank you to everyone who's going to *continue* to read my stuff!
Thanks again, and I'll see you guys at [Dare I say it] 20,000!

1/3/13: 4000 views!
Not just that, but nearly 4,500!
That means I got almost five hundred views in one day!
You guys are awesome!

12/30/12: 2000!
Not just that, but 2200!
I just hit 2200 views!
God damn, I'm going to be honest here, I did not expect this.
Less than a month ago, I found myself wandering through this site, looking for some good Mass Effect Self Inserts, that were different in horw they were executed. Because I noticed a pattern, in a vast majority of the SI's on this site. [A majority! Not an entirety!] This similarity was, the characters were basically turned to killing machines by the time they'd gone to Shepard. And nine times out of ten, when they met Shepard, was the first time they'd have killed someone. Yeah, they'd focus on it for a paragraph or so, but then they'd throw caution to the wind, and turn their characters into killing machines, who had little to no remorse when it came to killing. [I'll concede, a majority of the enemies in ME1 are the geth, robots, but that's not all of them.] Some even went to find creative ways to go nuts and kill everything. And to be honest, it was getting kind of stale.
So I found myself wondering, 'Why hasn't anyone focused on the mental aspect of the Character? In a Self Insert, you are, literally, taken from your home, and put into the game world of a 'deity''s choice. I'll admit, there are probably one or two soldiers, or cops out there, writing for us, but other than that, I'm pretty sure most of us are just regular teens, or regular guys, who go to work every day. So how can we become such efficient killers in a mere chapter? The way I see it, it would have to be a process, an intensely physical and mental process.
But I'm getting off track. A few hours later, I found myself writing the prologue for Mass Effect: Hearing the Call, a Self Insert story [hopefully] like no other. My plan going through this was to just soldier through it, I severely doubted I'd get so many views, reviews, and favorites in less than a month. As long as I could entertain one guy, I'd keep going.
So the prologue goes up, and as I start to draft Chapter 1, I see I got a review. Not just a review, but a favorite! And a follow!! This made me twice as determined to produce quality content. And as the reviews, follows, and favorites kept climbing, I kept writing, and puting more effort into my writing, to the point where I'm going over every sentence with a fine toothed comb to see if there's anything - -anything - - I can improve.
And when I got reviews from authors I actually happened to read, with both of them saying they'd be back!, I nearly fell out of my chair.
Now, here we are, eight chapters in, and I've gotten thirty eight reviews, twenty one favorite, and twenty nine follows. I can honestly say I didnot expect that, and am very pleasantly surprised.
So, over two thousand views in, I'd like to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to say thank you, to everyone, who took time out of their day to read my stuff, and to those who went one step further to review it. You guys are why I write, and I can't explain how happy I am to be entertaining you all.

The Insert Break Poll:

Mass Effect: Insert/[Prophet:

David 'Tor' Westor. An eighteen year old slacker, no true plans for his life after his planned stint in the United States Military. Chosen by a government he hadn't thought even existed, the Salarian Union forces upon David their one true technological marvel, that even the highest ranking STG Personnel could not explain its origins, Specimen Six of the Genesis Project is grafted with the one, the only, CryNet Nanosuit 2. Armed with a feat of engineering that shouldn't even be feasible in his universe, now the escapee Specimen Six, David must evade the Gaaxy's most secretive, feared para-military special forces unit: The Salarian Special Tasks Group. To do so, David is sent to the one true place where any alien can go to ground and disappear, after all: There's only one rule. David's difficulties will only be the beginning, however, as he is forced to do the dancer turned ambitious warlord Aria T'Loak's bidding, David must unravel the mysteries surrounding himself, first, and hopefully even find a way home during the journey; after all: Being the only Human being on Omega isn't all it might seem to be.

Mass Effect: Insert/[Conduit:

David Westor, leech-Conduit, Bio-Terrorist, survivor of Empire City, and wielder of two fearsome powers. For years, David has fled the para-military group formed in the wake of the Empire Event, and subsequent New Marais Pulse, wishing only to bunker down, hide his abilities, and lead the normal life he'd wanted to lead before The Blast. However, the Salarian Union has other plans entirely. After discovering a planet filled to the brim with beings who are able to manipulate the very fabric of reality, the STG begin their own hunt for the 'Leech' breed of Sapiens AquƦductu, Conduits with the ability to absorb - or, 'leech' - the abilities off of their fellow Conduits. After discovering Westor as he moves towards an unassuming settlement on the Canadian border, the STG abducts the Conduit to begin experimenting on him. Months of experimenting ensue, and after an STG Agent grows a heart, and lets David escape, she guides him to the one place where any alien can go to ground and disappear, after all: There's only one rule.
But as the STG Agent fights to allay suspicions, David works to unravel his own mysteries, being discovered by the then-Dancer Aria T'Loak. She sees David as her golden ticket, and uses him to kick-start her plans to take Omega for herself. 'Aria's Conduit', however, would soon come to find himself at a crossroads: In a world where the strongest survive, and none are stronger than him, did the possibility even exist that he could go home?
Does he even want to?

The FartBurger FAQ, the top ten questions I get on a weekly basis:

1) Where did you get the idea for TFW?
The story specifically? Well, I simply wanted to know: What would have happened had the Protheans never left anything for the Humans? I took that and ran with it, and I apparently did something right along the way.

For the Humans of the Systems Alliance? Well, I've got a Project, I call it Project Universe. In it I've got dozens of species, governments, societies, and wars. I took the canon Humanity from PU and started integrating it into Mass Effect, with some changes of course.

2) Dude, this is Halo.
No it's not.

3) How did TFW get so popular?
Simply put: I attribute it to the fact that I love doing what I do, and what I do, is write. Whenever I've got free time, I'm either playing video games, or I'm writing. It's always one or the other. That seems to show in what I write and publish, because everyone seems to like it. I can't please everyone, of course, but I do talk to the nay-sayers to see what they don't like, and I try and improve upon it.

4) Seriously?

5) Where did the idea for Christopher McGraw come from?
Christopher McGraw is, and essentially always was, my ace in the hole. I wanted a character who was part Einstein, part George Carlin, and part Me all in one. I wanted a genius who could crack jokes. I wanted an idiot who could outsmart a nuclear physicist. I wanted a nuclear physicist who could outsmart the guy who made nuclear physics!
The idea for McGraw came from me, as I do serve as the basis for his personality. But his purpose is, as said, the Ace in the Hole. The Comedic Relief, the Scientific Genius, and the Brain of the story. I wanted a guy who could make a particle weapon that shoots antimatter, just as easily as he could explain it in dumb-guy's terms; but I also wanted a guy I personally could relate to. The funny guy, who could crack a million jokes, but still know when to bunker down and get the work done.
Of course, I've also got to fix a walking Deus Ex Machina in there... Somewhere! How else would I explain half the stuff McGraw does?

- - - 6) When is the next chapter/story coming out?
I get this a lot, and all I can say is I'm definitely working on it! Check the updates section below, though, I might have a reason if I'm not, and I'm constantly updating the profile to keep everyone on the same page.
The process with the chapters and stories go: Draft, Edit, Continuity Check, SendToTheBeta, WorkWithTheBeta, Edit More, repeat. This takes a lot more time than you'd think.

7) I'm serious, this is Halo!!
Okay, man, loo
k. This isn't Halo! I know there are a lot of similarities, but I attribute it to Great Minds Think Alike. Yes, Halo and The WarVerse have Railguns, Warp Drives, and Super Soldiers. But they aren't the same! They are different! Similar, but different!

Comparing TFW with Halo is like saying Lord of the Rings is the same thing as Zelda. Saying I ripped it off is like saying Nintendo ripped off J. R. R. Tolkien.
I admit the similarities, I recognize them, and I am trying to change them, but the fact of the matter is: I'm not ripping anyone off, and this is all Original Content!

8) Dude, you're awesome!
Why... Thank you!

9) Do you plan on getting published?
Yes, but not any of my sci-fi stuff. At least, not initially.
I've got a story I've been crafting for years, that I want to get published at some point, and that I will publish, period. When it happens I don't know, but I do know it will happen. If my writing career takes off because of it, I'll surely start writing my sci-fi stuff for the public! But, not before I write the novel I've been working on since fifth grade.

10) What is your creative process? How do you get around to writing these stories?
As anticlimactic as it sounds, I daydream. I see the world around me, and place my world atop it. I think about what would be ten different kinds of cool, imagine it ten different ways, and then I draft the best amalgam of all the imaginings.
As to my ideas themselves, they come contextually, funnily enough. My Sci-Fi, for instance, came entirely from hearing an advertisement for some military movie. I heard them chanting their cadences in the boot-camp scene, and I got to thinking of soldiers. Then Supersoldiers entered my mind, and one thing led to another, and I was crafting the UNiverse.
You read that right, all of my imaginings for my OC Humans, stemmed from the cadence chantings from a trailer for a movie I've never actually given the second thought to look up. Rail Guns, Warp Drives, SIGMAs, they all came from that one Cadence Chant... Those five seconds spawned a universe.


- - In Progress:

(Dates Subject To Change)

Mass Effect: The Hopeless War (Next Chapter: TBA)

Mass Effect: The Saltorian War (Next Chapter: 4-20-14)

- - Coming Soon:

Mass Effect: Insert/Break (Subject to Change)

- - Completed:

Mass Effect: The First War

Mass Effect: Hearing the Call



Blargh, allergies have been killing me, school's been fighting me, I've gotten next to no work done the last week. A lot of DeviantArt done, but no writing.


Hey folks!

Firstly: Poll's still up, I'd appreciate votes, that way I know which of the two I/B drafts to focus on.

Secondly: I'm working hard on the next Hopeless War chapter, I hope to have it ready and published soon!

Thirdly: Holy FOLK folks!
I just put up my first WarVerse concept art on my DeviantArt! Say hello to the one, and *only, Christopher McGraw!
My next WarVerse Priority is putting up two Shepard Concepts, both in-armor and out.

That's all for now, folks!
'Till next time!



New Poll, folks!

For those of you that don't know, for the last few months I've been trying to tackle a new Project. I call it 'Insert/Break', essentially it's a Mass Effect Insert story. It's like a Self Insert, but at the very same time, it isn't.
In other words, I'm taking a Human, who doesn't belong in the ME Universe, and I'm tossing him there.
But, unlike Hearing the Call (and its sequel, Answering the Call, which I am actually working on.) this won't be a story that features a character going headfirst into the universe, with the intention of joining Shepard and her crew. Instead, it's going to have a completely original plot, that ties into one of the ME Universe's more important, but far less talked about, defining moments: Aria's Takeover. Not of Afterlife, but of Omega.
The Inserted Character is going to - willingly or unwillingly, and wittingly or unwittingly - become a key player in this event, while simultaneously going through his own character-defining plot.
In other words, it's a Break from the usual OC Insert plots... It's Insert/Break.


I've got two working drafts for this story, both of which I'd back whole-heartedly, and both of which I can safely write to the best of my ability and feel proud doing so.
But I can't choose which one I want to go forward with.
Which brings me here! I'm coming to you folks, what story do
you want to see?
If you'll go to the top of my Profile, you'll see a new poll, one option for each story.
And, to break from my usual pace, right below the Milestones section, you'll find a
description for each story. These descriptions are temporary, meaning that they'll go down once the poll is finished, as they are there primarily so you can make an informed decision.

That's all she wrote, folks!

'Till Next Time!

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Lost Legacy by Andrithir reviews
There are stories about them, myths and legends of once majestic species overseeing the galaxy and exploring into the space that lay beyond. There were stores about them, tales of shock and awe. Humanity's missing link. (Rewrite Chapters 1 to 3 now posted)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 309,459 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Rise Of The Phoenix by bale626 reviews
In a twisted experiment gone right, Ethan Barrow finds himself thrust into a world not his own, and must find a way not only to survive, but reclaim his lost memories. S/I x FemShep *REVIVED*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,541 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Shadow Broker
Massive Shock 2: Infinite Mass by Mockingbird79 reviews
In late 2181, I woke up on the Citadel, in another Universe. Of course, that's not so strange, considering I'd just spent 6 years in Rapture. But now, one year later, it's time for Shepard, Saren, the Reapers... Mass Effect. The epic continuation of the Massive Shock Self Insert Series. Cover by Skyline19.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,401 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/20/2012
Fortitude by Ingie reviews
Nearly fifteen years after Ocarina of Time, Link and Zelda struggle to preserve political peace after their controversial marriage. But when disaster strikes, Zelda finds herself facing far more than political turmoil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 300,114 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 400,509 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Mass Effect: inFamous The Second Coming by Follower38 reviews
In a single stroke, Cole ended both the Beast, and the Conduits, and finally had a chance at rest. But fate has other plans. Thrust into an unknown future, where his past comes back in a way he never expected, and new faces rise from the old, with a familiar enemy fighting for a familiar cause, will he find the strength to stay the course?
Crossover - Mass Effect & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Cole MacGrath
Control That Which You Cannot Destroy by jay8008 reviews
Cerberus' goal was simple in concept: resurrect Shepard to be precisely the same. They failed. Pushing forward, the result was a powerful, untested cybernetic soldier who doubts his own humanity. Now, he will need to lean on his new crew of unknowns, old friends, a past love, and a new one even more fragile than he. [Many thanks to my fellow authors 'JacksAreWild' and 'Bebus']
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 226,627 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Jack, Shepard (M)
InFamous Vampire by Wraith002 reviews
Cole wasn't the only Macgrath to get powers after the Ray Sphere blast. Now his brother Michael is also preparing to fight the Beast when it comes. But when a surprise invitation offers the young Conduit not only a chance to learn, but also to improve his skills how could he refuse? However, his new school could prove to be just as dangerous as the city that made him what he is.
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,933 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Moka A., Kurumu K., Mizore S., OC]
The Day the Arms Closed by thesarge400 reviews
Humanity, as a whole, has been deemed 'too violent' as a species to be permitted within the Citadel and Council-controlled space. Follow those who dwell within as civil uprisings and chaos spread across a once-peaceful and grand Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,072 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011
Antiquated Love by Detective-Mason reviews
When everything is taken away, how can you have a second chance? This chronicles the story of a SSV Normandy soldier that rejoins after losing everything precious to him . Along the way he earns his keep on the SR2, puts life and limb on the line to stop the Collectors, and finds salvation in the form of a lovely thief. Contains adult and mature themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,363 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kasumi G., OC - Complete
Alternate Humanity: The Lost Sol by Orez Lanrete reviews
Based on the Vsauce youtube video "What if the Sun Disappeared?" This is what happens when the very thing that gives the Sol system its name disappears from Earth. Also a crossover with "Lost Planet" and the film, "The Core".
Crossover - Mass Effect & Lost Planet - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 342 - Published: 11/16/2013
Halo: New Horizons by creamofwheat2311 reviews
The year is 2559, and the UNSC has discovered a large anomaly on the edge of the galactic rim. What it turns out to be has the potential to change history, but maybe not in the way the UNSC intended. Meanwhile, with the first Death Star destroyed, the Rebel Alliance is desperately trying to overthrow the Empire, but it will take the help of new allies to liberate the galaxy. AU.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 155,059 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Luke S., G. Marek/Starkiller, T. Lasky
The Matrix Effect by unity9 reviews
Imagine what if the Human/Machine war ended with a truce and humans merged with the machines only to find a Mass Relay many years later. Read as humans explore this relay and find out where this rabbit hole will take them.
Crossover - Matrix & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,280 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Neo, Shepard (M) - Complete
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Mass Effect: Spade by Kad Dawn reviews
Join Adrian Dawn as he is transported from our world to the Mass Effect world. Trained to be an assassin/bounty hunter, he must use his skills to help Commander Eden Shepard and her crew fight Saren and the Geth. However, he has demons of his own. Can Shepard save him? Or will he be taken before the war is over? SI/OC, with some AU. Rated T but may change. Possibly OCXFemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,243 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Shepard (F)
The Prodigal by Coilerfan35 reviews
Miranda Lawson was supposed to be the image of perfection, but to what extent of torture did she have to go through to prove her own humanity? A story of imperfect perfection, starting from the beginning. Future Miri/Sheploo
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,161 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Fallout: Supremacy One by eaglescorch reviews
The Courier, John Hollister, has walked the Lonesome Road, met Honest Hearts, secured a fortune in Dead Money, lifted Old World Blues, and waged war for New Vegas's independence against mighty super powers. Now, three years later, when a far more dangerous enemy looms, threating all he cares about in the wasteland. John may discover that his greatest ally is his oldest foe...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Courier, Ulysses - Complete
Time Trax of the DEAD by Draco38 reviews
Takashi stood on a hill, his dead lover at his feet, her sword in his hand. He was awaiting the nuclear fire that would end it all. As it washes across him, he blanks out...but why is there a alarm clock buzzing in his head? A story for a challenge sent to me by VA842867. AU, all characters plus a few extras. Updated for content, spelling and word usage 1/3/14.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,732 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Massed Up by DelVarO reviews
When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,504 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Crysis Effect by DemonFireX reviews
To some, Death is an End. To others, Death is a new beginning. Alex Drake will learn that his death will lead to a new purpose. Armed with a powerful suit, his combat skills and his knowledge of the universe he finds himself in, he will strive to save the innocent. But will this soldier gain more than success in his mission? OC/FShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,270 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Sheogorath's Curse by bale626 reviews
S/I; When the Daedric prince of madness gets bored, he branches out from Tamriel, and looks for ways to make life fun... for him, anyways. Unfortunately for those involved, his fun usually ends in hell on earth for everyone else. - *Discontinued*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Mass Effect: ODST by Helljumper 1337 reviews
A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him. Follow Rookie the young helljumper as he attempts to piece together to how did he ended on this messed up place...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rookie, Shepard (F)
Displaced Hero by Captiosus reviews
In a desperate attempt to save his life, after narrowly destroying an alien incursion, Tony Stark is forced to use untested technology... placing his body in stasis until a cure can be found. Stark wakes far into the future finding a vastly different world... one which he will change forever. Inspired by DN7's Oneshot. Movie Ironman, Femshep, Stark/Pepper (maybe)
Crossover - Ironman & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Shepard (F)
A Massive Problem by DeanneYunFarron reviews
What do you get when you throw me, a cynical smartass, into a battle for the fate of the universe? You get a serious problem. Why I'm helping to fight a war I have nothing to do with is beyond me, but I'm here now, and it's better then just sitting around complaining about everything.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ashley W., Shepard (F)
The Fourth Option by commandocucumber reviews
Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Bright as Night by Allendra reviews
Zelink AU - Unfinished business in the past comes to haunt the present, a princess trains to be a Sheikah in the Rebellion, and Link finds himself caught in a struggle amongst agents of evil - each wanting to use him for their own purposes. A tale of forgiveness, redemption, love, and inner darkness that proves the absence of war is not the same as peace. Strongly rated T.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 254,140 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Into the Fire by bale626 reviews
S/I; what happens when myself and other fellow FF authors are flung into the world of Mass Effect and beyond. - *Discontinued*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,556 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: Massive Shock by Mockingbird79 reviews
Bad luck seems to follow me wherever I go. I've been pulled from universe to universe, forced to put skills I didn't know I had to the test. But now I'm in Mass Effect and I have a chance to make some good luck for myself. I have a year to prepare for the events of Mass Effect. Self Insert.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,057 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,584 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Things Whispered In The Dark by Stephensmat reviews
She was very much like a wild animal. He had to let her come to him. Hard T, for heavy topics, but nothing explicit. Paragon Male Shepard/Jack fic. Jack had the most potential in the game. Now includes ME3, so Spoiler alert.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
OLD: Mass Affect by CuHnadian reviews
Our lives have gone from teens quietly living in BC Canada, to detectives fighting crime on Mass Effects Citadel. Somebody out there is responsible for this and we will find him, hopefully. Self inserts, Car Chases, Explosions and...Zombies?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Garrus V., Lia'Vael - Complete
Cold Bronze by Jonas Grant reviews
A Mora of Lacedaemonian warriors -Spartans- find themselves within Skyrim, as part of a Dwemer machination, and decide to rebuild Sparta. Doesn't sit well with pretty much everyone, but they're not in the business of making friends, never were.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2012
Parallel Realities by InHarmsWay reviews
Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own. ME1-3. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 287,688 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Renegade Reinterpretations by College Fool reviews
A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Fallout 3: Modus Operandi by commandocucumber reviews
A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,171 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Snow Girl by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka never ran into Tsukune on her bike? What would happen if he found another reason to stay at Youkai Academy? Tsu Miz
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 109,172 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tsukune A., Mizore S. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Why Wasn't I There?: A September 11 fan fiction by Stephensmat reviews
Even superheroes can't fix everything. But they sure do try. SpidermanShadow crossover.
Shadow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Complete
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Mass Effect: The Saltorian War reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy, in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species enters the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/26 - Shepard (M), OC
Mass Effect: The Hopeless War reviews
A/U- In the 21st century, the Batarian Hegemony discovers a beautifully violent species known as 'Humans'. After deciding to enslave the entire race, and turn them into their own personal slave warriors, the so-called Masters of War must go against the Makers of Slaves. But is it truly possible to combat an alien threat, when your own species can barely even leave its only home?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,643 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/11/2013 - OC
Mass Effect: The First War reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 195,052 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Mass Effect: Hearing the Call reviews
They said 'War Never Changes', well let me tell you, there's more wisdom in that statement than I realized. After being torn from my home by an entity I would have *sworn* didn't exist, I've got to make a life in a universe I'd never thought I'd visit. Self Insert, several OC's present, Pre-Mass Effect 1. Rated T until further notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 190,871 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - OC - Complete