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Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Phantom of the Opera.

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Squirrel: To World's End by ICRepresentative reviews
PostDMC to preAWE, some spoilers. Jack Sparrow is dead, but the crew, including Will, Elizabeth and Squirrel, are sailing to the ends of the earth to bring him back. But the journey won't be easy, especially now that not everyone shares the same agenda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,513 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
The Trouble with Women by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004
A Pirate's Past by Black Charity reviews
Post POTC1. Jack decides to set right some past errors, and hopefully help Will save Elizabeth in the process! More pirates plus supernatural stuff. NOT related to POTC2. Mostly JOc, slight JA and JE, mostly WE. Just read it! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Silas and MarySue by FuchsiaII reviews
If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Squirrel: Deux by ICRepresentative reviews
In the setting of Dead Man's Chest, Squirrel finds herself in danger along with Jack, Will, Elizabeth and the crew. Davy Jones has come for Jack's soul and all hell's breaking loose. POTC2
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,106 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by solitairebbw218 reviews
In order to protect an innocent girl in her charge, a young woman must go head to head in a battle of wits with one of the most infamous pirates in the Caribbean. Which of the two will surrender first........the Sparrow or the Linnet? Please R & R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005
Beneath Your Eyes by Wandering Child reviews
OH HOLD. After DMC. James Norrington stands before the mirror in his bedroom, contemplating everything that has made him a colder, harder man, including the woman that he is now forced to marry, and a decision that will bring him to the world's end...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Closing the Circle by Mr. Peabody Hawke reviews
[Patrick Suskind's Perfume] Grenouille left a rather distinctive mark on everyone who deigned to take him under their upturned wing, and Antoine Richis was not the sort of man to be excluded.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
The Rag and The Pint by MendaciousMinx reviews
Ragetti was an orphaned thief when Sparrow found him and deemed him a worthy pirate. He was thrown into a world full of only two things: survival, and Pintel. RagettiPintel slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
The Devil All Over by sandysoul reviews
Young Jack meets a townful of people stranger than he is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
A Pirate's Daughter? by Examun reviews
If you were expecting Captain Jack Sparrow's long lost daughter to be rebellious, fiery, money hungry, and adventurous, then the author laughs at you. Read on to see another version of a favorite fanfiction storyline.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Leading The Blind by Furious Angel reviews
UPDATED. Madeleine is a more than pleasurable cure for the Marquis' illness, but he has more to show her than she imagined...
Quills - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003
The Secret of Hell Water by Raya reviews
post PotC: I've done my absolute best to keep Jack in character! Jack Sparrow sets off on a new adventure filled with excitement, danger, rum, and unexpected romance! This is NOT a Mary-Sue! JackOC and WE- THE END!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
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Petites Affaires reviews
Adopted son, chicken boy, nude model and prostitute: what else was Jack before he turned pirate? A spirited tale of love and loss, angst and adolescence, childhood and, er, chickens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B.
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted II reviews
Obviously a sequel, in which our heroine is confronted with the reality of grief, the possibility of fate, and the greatest question of them all: Is there such a thing as life after Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,275 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Snowflakes reviews
Logically, Jack knew that visiting a brothel would heighten his chances of contracting all manner of unpleasant and unsightly diseases: even so, he still hadn't expected to catch a cold... Pure Speckett fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Spawn of Satan: A Cautionary Tale reviews
When you're dead, unbaptised, the daughter of Jack Sparrow, and have committed the grave sin of learning to bounce before you could walk, threatening to kick God's arse really isn't a good idea... [Part of How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Love Egg reviews
Swoon worthy eunuchs, an unwanted mistress, and the custody of an illegitimate 'child' that doesn't belong to him: it's no wonder that Jack hates the opera. Sequel to 'The Quack Act.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted I reviews
This is a typical story about a typical woman who travels back in time in a most typical manner, encounters a most typical drag queen, and has a most typical adventure with a most typical pirate and his most typical crew. Rated to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
And Sappho Smiled reviews
Father Dickinson suddenly realises he is on a gay pirate ship: what's a fanatically Protestant cleric to do? Part of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Quack Act reviews
“I don't want your ducks! I hate your ducks! I spit on your ducks! I DAMN your ruddy ducks, be they rubber or no!” And so begins Jack's great campaign to rid the world of duck ponds... 'Sequel' to 'The Legacy of Pandora's Box.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Legacy of Pandora's Box reviews
A teenage boy by the name of Jack goes a wooing... with very unexpected results. [One shot, pointless fluff, spin off of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.']
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
What's In A Name? reviews
A mild disagreement over baby names leads to Jack jumping out of the window... One shot, spin off of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted', which you don't need to read to understand this.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Scroll Of Kesmehet reviews
There's yet another cursed treasure buried deep within the earth,waiting for a certain pirate captain to lay claim to it. Within this story are old friends, new foes, blatant disregard concerning ancient history, science, nature...and a drag queen? ON HIA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,391 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Gentlemen And Rakes reviews
The elusive enigma that is Jack Sparrow’s life is revealed as he searches for a clue leading to the treasure hoard of an unmarked island in the Pacific Ocean before his one time friend can acquire the plunder... DISCONTINUED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
A Witch's Daughter reviews
Skipping straight to the author's notechapter 13 would be an extremely good idea here... DISCONTINUED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
My Dear Phans reviews
Erik addresses his general worshippers with a few MINOR corrections...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete