Adopted son, chicken boy, nude model and prostitute: what else was Jack before he turned pirate? A spirited tale of love and loss, angst and adolescence, childhood and, er, chickens.

Obviously a sequel, in which our heroine is confronted with the reality of grief, the possibility of fate, and the greatest question of them all: Is there such a thing as life after Jack Sparrow?

Logically, Jack knew that visiting a brothel would heighten his chances of contracting all manner of unpleasant and unsightly diseases: even so, he still hadn't expected to catch a cold... Pure Speckett fluff.

When you're dead, unbaptised, the daughter of Jack Sparrow, and have committed the grave sin of learning to bounce before you could walk, threatening to kick God's arse really isn't a good idea... [Part of How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.]

Swoon worthy eunuchs, an unwanted mistress, and the custody of an illegitimate 'child' that doesn't belong to him: it's no wonder that Jack hates the opera. Sequel to 'The Quack Act.'

This is a typical story about a typical woman who travels back in time in a most typical manner, encounters a most typical drag queen, and has a most typical adventure with a most typical pirate and his most typical crew. Rated to be safe.

Father Dickinson suddenly realises he is on a gay pirate ship: what's a fanatically Protestant cleric to do? Part of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.'

“I don't want your ducks! I hate your ducks! I spit on your ducks! I DAMN your ruddy ducks, be they rubber or no!” And so begins Jack's great campaign to rid the world of duck ponds... 'Sequel' to 'The Legacy of Pandora's Box.'

A teenage boy by the name of Jack goes a wooing... with very unexpected results. [One shot, pointless fluff, spin off of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.']

A mild disagreement over baby names leads to Jack jumping out of the window... One shot, spin off of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted', which you don't need to read to understand this.

There's yet another cursed treasure buried deep within the earth,waiting for a certain pirate captain to lay claim to it. Within this story are old friends, new foes, blatant disregard concerning ancient history, science, nature...and a drag queen? ON HIA

The elusive enigma that is Jack Sparrow’s life is revealed as he searches for a clue leading to the treasure hoard of an unmarked island in the Pacific Ocean before his one time friend can acquire the plunder... DISCONTINUED

Skipping straight to the author's notechapter 13 would be an extremely good idea here... DISCONTINUED

Erik addresses his general worshippers with a few MINOR corrections...