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The following are true facts:

1) the Twilight series inspires confidence: if crap like that can be published and become a massive teen phenomenon, your crap can, too.

2) I do not make typos. I make new words.

3) too all those girls who think gentlemen don't exist any more: gentlemen exist, but they're attracted to ladies, not sluts. Sorry.

To Harry Potter fans:

Voldemort: why so sirius?

Sirius: why so nosy?

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Finnick's Story by glittergirl20 reviews
Finnick Odair's story that starts with him being reaped for the 65th Hunger Games and shows the hardships he had to endure while being a victor. Rated T for language, violence, and sexual content .
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 268,658 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Finnick O., Annie C.] Haymitch A., Johanna M.
Tanta Est Fallacia Tecti by nb41 reviews
"I need a labyrinth," he says.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Saving Wendy by Liss123 reviews
Five years after Peter left, Wendy is dying. She knows it, her family knows it and even her dog knows it. Her heart is failing, each of its beats numbered. Peter is the only one who can save her. He must take her back to Neverland, where she cannot age, and together they must search for a cure...or a new heart. Will they manage to save Wendy or are they running on borrowed time?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,841 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Don't Miss The Curtain Call by Elodie.Haven reviews
"Under her tutelage he will learn to create night skies full of stars and rivers that glisten silver in vintage lamplight." Character sketch of Mal, and the story of her destruction.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Mal, D. Cobb - Complete
The Guardians by CaptainHooksGirl reviews
Some people call them imaginary friends. Some people call them angels. Most people don't realize that they are sometimes one and the same.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
Watch Me Come Alive by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
The techs whispered. The media worried. The government argued. The pilots knew. In which Jaegers began to develop sentience and react to the world around them.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Cherno Alpha, Striker Eureka, Gipsy Danger, Crimson Typhoon - Complete
Shadows and Echoes by imlaughingnow reviews
Tori and Beck weren't so different; they both cared about Jade too much. It was a selfless sort of love for a girl too lost in her own world to realize just how much she meant to everyone. /\ In which Tori is willing to help Jade find herself, when Jade can't find the strength to do so herself. Jori friendship. Bade.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,221 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Tori V., Jade W., Beck O.
S-c-a-r-s by JustlikeWater reviews
"I lost my mother, Ron, I know how this feels. It gets better, never completely, but in pieces and bits until one day it isn't so much a wound as a scar." Her small pink mouth bends into a tired smile. "And as ugly as they can be, scars mean healing." Romione. Angst/Tradegy/Recovering. R&R please and thank you :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pacific Rim : A Rant, Review and Revamp of the Story by FrizFr0z reviews
Disclaimer: This is not purely a fanfic, nor just a review. These are my thoughts on how Pacific Rim should have been, and a darker, edgier, more sympathetic and honest rewriting of the script. Features a major plot change midway through the story. I am hoping this becomes an interactive discussion on the plot, so please feel free to comment & critique!
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Raleigh B., Mako M.
In Place of a Kiss by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Wendy's a grown-up now. Written for the prompt of, Peter Pan, Peter/ Wendy, Forget them, Wendy. Forget them all. Come with me where you'll never, never have to worry about grown up things again. (from the 2003 version of Peter Pan).
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
How to be Certified Insane by FlorenceBradbury reviews
(COMPANION TO HEAVY IN YOUR ARMS) Growing up is pretty rough. Having a mental issue and being in an asylum doesn't really make it any easier. A series of one-shots about the teens of Half-Blood Recovery Center. *username formerly XxbethamphetaminexX*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Calypso, Rachel D., Leo V., Reyna
Apocalypse by Volenta reviews
Apart they were fractured, pieces of an incomplete puzzle. Together they were whole, a force of nature that will bring the world to its knees and break it apart, only to rebuild it again. They are the Apocalypse, the riders of a crimson dawn, and their will is absolute.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
R e w i n d by JustlikeWater reviews
It's been years since Hogwarts and Ron is still stuck in rewind. Angst. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Obliviate by thegirlwiththedreams reviews
She woke up to the sound of a red-haired boy calling her name. The trouble was that she had never seen him before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Hermione G., Ron W.
A Thief in the Night by ancientdragonduelist reviews
Gru's worst nightmare has always been a kidnapper coming for the girls. Villains make enemies, and those enemies are not picky about how to exact revenge. Now Margo, Edith, and Agnes must pay for Gru's sins. Not even One Big Unicorn can protect Three Little Kittens from A Thief in the Night... Rated T for minor violence and language
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Gru, Edith
When I Come Around by ashl3yfor3v3r reviews
George will save them even if he must let go. Fred imagines himself Prince Charming, but will never reach her tower. Lee was never in the right time and place to do the right thing. Oliver could hold up the sky if he didn't want to. Katie lives in moments and looks for eternity. Angelina is too weak to not be strong. Alicia thinks too much to ever find answers. The end starts here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,510 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - George W., Angelina J., Katie B., Fred W.
To Lose My Life by nowarning23 reviews
After a devastating betrayal, Arthur & Ariadne are forced into a dangerous job, watching their relationship & humanity crumble away... How far would you go to save the one you love? (Slow beginning; gets better, or so I've been told)
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,154 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
The Way Things Work by Apprentice To The Dark Side reviews
Superheroes are the new fad in the world of villainy. Unfortunately, the one who is determined to fight both Gru and Vector is a rich trophy wife with too much time on her hands. Gru didn't expect he would have to teach his superhero how to fight him. Meanwhile, the girls want a mother and sign Gru up for an online dating site. This simply can't end well. Gru/OC
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Gru, Vector
Whimper by TheInkredibleHanny reviews
Death is imminent. I'm in a situation much worse. Escape is impossible, but I have to try- for both myself and my little sister. My name is Wren, and this is my story. Read and review PLEAAASE!
Chemical Garden Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011
pity for ghosts by jonsnows reviews
Every cannon that goes off, he doesn't look at the sky, he doesn't bother, he doesn't want to know. He thinks, this could be hers. —haymitchmaysilee.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Behind the Mona Lisa by M. D. Jensen
Maybe he falls in love with Mal because she's French and Arthur's always had a thing for French women; maybe it's because she is completely and utterly unattainable, and he just somehow gets off on feeling like hell. Char study. Rated for language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Arthur, Mal - Complete
Life as a Ghost by sunrise over boston reviews
The head-first impact with the concrete hurts, but not as much as it does when Mal wakes up to find Dom, still asleep next to her.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Mal - Complete
Mind Games by Ironwood Ashes reviews
New characters and old favorites in an original story, filling out some of the missing pieces from the original plot. What went on before Wanderer/Melanie arrived on the scene? Can Wanda's lessons help gain acceptance for the souls that join Jeb's group?
Host - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - The Seeker, Wanderer/Wanda