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…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3937 - Favs: 7,598 - Follows: 9,232 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Take Time On A Wounded Heart by Hitenssecrectlover reviews
After the Garuda's defeat Kenzi is feeling a little left out and goes to Vex's bar where the mesmer fae offers her some help. This is a Kenzi x Vex story.
Lost Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Kenzi, Vex
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 7,201 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24583 - Favs: 12,365 - Follows: 11,252 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Red Like Roses by Polariswarrior reviews
Harry's first failed case as an auror causes her to end up in an alternate universe where 1) magic doesn't exist and 2) some people don't understand what it means to stay dead. Steve just wanted to help clean up the mess left over by the Chitauri invasion. Harry and Steve becoming friends wasn't a part of either one of their plans. Fem!Harry, BWL!Neville, eventual HP/SR.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,041 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Online and Anonymous by SunMonTue reviews
By day Dave is a quiet attentive school student, but by night he's a smut-writing fanfic-writer who ships Johnlock. Kurt's never heard of fanfiction before Blaine tells him about it but he's about to be exposed to a whole new world. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,559 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Everything I do by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) ON HIATUS - As any parent will tell you, there is nothing they would not do for their child. Running from the sinister world that is Wizarding England, Lily Potter nee Evans has only one person she can trust to protect her son: His father. A very different Harry grows up with his genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Ringer by BIFF1 reviews
Mac gets roped into helping win an assassin game between the Thetas and the Pi Sigs. She needs the money and it just so happens that she happens to be pretty handy with a gun. It's hard not to notice when she's slicing through the targets like nothing. Dick's on a mission to win the game himself, the big bedroom is at stake. He's just surprised that Mac is the Ringer to worry about
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,282 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Mac, Dick] - Complete
XMen meet the Potters by Kileam reviews
AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,850 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
Freak Like Me by black.k.kat reviews
A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 154 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Nightcrawler] - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Unexpected Effects by RussianWolf7 reviews
Two years after being impaled by the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry starts noticing some...odd changes. During eighth year he can no longer pretend, and has to deal with what he's become. In order to do that, he has to get help from someone less-than-ideal. Over the years, Harry and Snape's relationship grows; now with an alternative Snarry ending. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,209 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things That Go Bump in the Night by magalena reviews
The Ministry won't let Hermione Granger take her NEWTs, so how's a witch supposed to find a decent job? Severus Snape is an acknowledged war hero, but no one will to do business with him. In order to make a living, the two decide to try their luck in the Muggle world in very unusual occupations. Then one day their paths cross... the rest, as they say, is history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,619 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Many Last Names of Darcy Lewis by 8. B. R. Adford reviews
When Phil arrived at the hospital after a woman claimed to have secretly had Tony Stark's child, he hadn't planned on taking it, hadn't planned on being a father, and certainly hadn't planned on raising the genius known as Darcy Lewis at SHIELD. But Coulson knows that very little goes as planned. Coulson!Dad/Darcy, Stark!Dad/Darcy, Darcy/Steve (Working on a huge update 05/17/2014)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye
Three for All by Warviben reviews
Harry and Hermione grow closer after Ron leaves them during the hunt for horcruxes. Their lives become even more interesting when Severus Snape joins them after the final battle. Strong warnings for sexual content (see inside for details).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 69,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 8,677 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Normal by onewealthyhobo reviews
Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5093 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Everything Stays the Same by astopperindeath reviews
In spring 1980, Severus Snape hears a portion of a prophecy that will change the course of wizarding and Muggle history. The Dark Lord must choose a boy, but which? Snape is sent to discover the boy's identity, but the answers he seeks are not to be found in his world. Rated M for violence and eventual sexual situations. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,021 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 5,869 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Towards the Light by Mione5 reviews
Harry came back from his summer at the Dursleys very different from when he left...and not in a good way. What happened and who's to blame! HP/SS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,943 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life Is The Dance by StarstruckLily reviews
Clint hadn't planned on falling in love in New Mexico- but that was before he became personally responsible for Darcy Lewis. Contains spoilers for Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Lost Boys by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Best friends share everything by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,077 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Simple, Not Easy by LJC reviews
Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,422 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
When The Man Comes Around by johngirlwalton reviews
Zombie madness Glee style. All major characters. Klaine Friendship, eventual Kurtofsky Romance. Something strikes the east coast of the United States, causing a fast moving Zombie plague virus. Rated Mature for violence, language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,440 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Love Letters by Lolee Ann reviews
Love Story between Dave and Kurt. Now complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,870 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
What was she doing? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Another Man's House by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU EWE. Love for Snape has always been like looking in the windows of another man's house. A pensive threnody with a touch of hope. Complete in one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Loba Bella's tale by lifelesslyndsey reviews
All to suddenly her world falls apart. The Rez call's to her. Edwards makes her feel sick. Jacob's looking better every day, and she's practically crawling out of her skin. "Renee? Who's my father?" BxJ M for Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,987 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Talent for Comforting Small Sadnesses by dressagegrrrl reviews
Retelling of Cinderella. Set at an all-girls boarding school in a world where your lot in life is determined by the Talent with which you are gifted at your coming of age. Humorous and sweet. Quite fluffy. Finalist in the CatsCurious Contest w/Jim Hines.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 568 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete