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Joined 12-14-12, id: 4417535, Profile Updated: 10-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for Minecraft, and Naruto.

My favorites

Food: Chicken tikka masala (an Indian dish)

Animal: Tardigrades (they're awesome)

Anime/manga: Kore wa Zombie desu ka

Song: Dream of Utopia by ShibayanRecords

Pokemon: Sceptile

Pokemon type: Grass

Pokemon game: Anything 3rd gen

School subject: The highest level of math I can take

Element: Technetium


Quotes for some major Naruto characters

Naruto: It is by acts and not by ideas that people live. -Anatole France

Obito: It is never too late to be what you might have been. -George Eliot

Minato: We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. -Joseph Campbell

Lee: With self-discipline most anything is possible. -Theodore Roosevelt

Hashirama: Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. -Warren Buffet

Sakura: Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. -Dale Carnegie

Nagato: Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world. -Tommy Douglas

Kakashi: Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. -David Ogden Stiers

Itachi: If a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sasuke: Love has its place, as does hate. Peace has its place, as does war. Mercy has its place, as do cruelty and revenge. -Meir Kahane

Shikamaru: Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying. -Rowan Atkinson

Madara: If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities. -Maya Angelou


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Stupid Devil Dog by The Real Lee is here reviews
Slightly AU story. Saito Hiraga refuses to let people walk all over him. He had plans, he was going to join ROTC, he was going to outrank his brother and sister, he was going to help people. He was smart enough for it, he was strong enough for it, he was determined to be at the top of his future class. But one summoning spell changes everything, and he loses control of his future.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,239 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/7/2010
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 413,663 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,159 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Be careful what you wish for by Vanishing Trooper reviews
Louise wished for a powerful familiar. Yuka wanted a change in her life. Both will get what they want...just not in the way either of them expected. Currently on Season 2.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 478,597 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Louise, Yuka K.
The Chords of Paradise by Zap797 reviews
When a young man tries to get a job on his travels, he ends up getting thrown into something he never expected that was possible! With only his trusty guitar by his side, he tries to get by in this new world the only way he knows how: Keep moving foreword with a song at hand!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,461 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Alice M., OC] Mystia L.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 297,899 - Reviews: 5090 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,962 - Reviews: 4020 - Favs: 6,921 - Follows: 7,531 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,655 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/8/2011
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 5,737 - Follows: 6,620 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Temper by Enthalpy
Without the heat of the forge, even the strongest steel will chip and shatter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2014
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,791 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Louise, Saito
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 5,781 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Pokémon Pirates: Monsters of the High Seas by AlphaEph19 reviews
An otherworldly storm transports Ash and the gang to the One Piece world. Before they know it, they're facing pirates and the World Government alike. With Pokémon appearing mysteriously in the Grand Line, the newly formed Pokémon Pirates become key players in a game they don't fully understand. Answers await them in the Grand Line, but can they survive in the Great Pirate Age?
Crossover - Pokémon & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,893 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Compendium of Creative Bloodlines For Naruto by Barzu reviews
While I'm working on something new, I just thought I'd share a few dozen bloodlines while I do so. Rated M because some of my bloodlines may contain adult material with them, reader discretion is advised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 183,032 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,059 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. I'm still alive and still working on this!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 340,963 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kyon
Mahou Shinobi Obito by Chosha Kurenai reviews
Because of an odd letter, Harry is raised not with the Dursleys, but in Konoha. Years later, Uchiha Obito discovers just how strange and mysterious his past truely is when he and his team discover the existance of Magic, as well as a mysterious school...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,662 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Obito U./Tobi
From the Garden of Gods by Sythe reviews
In a barren land incapable of sustaining life, a Miko, whose most basic and most principal of powers is to give and nurture life, must seem divine in nature. It's not simple Mokuton, said Sunagakure village eldders, Mokuton only affects wood and cannot give life to dead crops. It definitely does not resurrect a village on the brink of historic financial depression either.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,916 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Kagome H., Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage, Naruto U.
Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 163,494 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara
The Seven-Colored Puppeteer in the Land of Fire by Shareon reviews
Stuck in an outside world unlike any she had heard of before, Alice Margatroid strives to return to Gensokyo. Just because she was a bit of a loner didn't mean she was ready to abandon her life in the Land of Fantasy. Meanwhile, an encounter with a blond orphan could change the fate of a boy and possibly the world.
Crossover - Naruto & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,329 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Naruto U., Alice M. - Complete
Wizard Troubles by MusicalMuse.87 reviews
Sent on an undercover guarding mission at Hogwarts, Shikamaru dreads the long-term mission, quite convinced that it'll be a drag. Forced to go to school (and keep up with classes), he must guard Harry Potter and the rest of the school against the lurking dangers planted unknowingly in the very corridors of Hogwarts. HP pairings as canon. Sixth year. ON HIATUS for a few months.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,446 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,631 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Monsters In Paradise by Curtis Wildcat reviews
Odd creatures are showing up around Gensokyo, bypassing the Hakurei Barrier completely. As these creatures interact with the residents in various ways, Yukari goes on a cross-reality trip to solve this mystery, seek a means of getting them home, and get reacquainted with a magnificent world. UPDATE: See my profile for an important announcement.
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Ninetales/Kyukon, Yukari Y.
The Tale of the Gallant Familiar by RedhathackerSin reviews
Beautiful? Not really. Divine? He really didn't get along with divinity. Wise and Strong? He supposed those fit, every once in awhile anyway. Louise summons the original Toad Sage to Halkeginia. The bathhouses should beware.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,136 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Jiraiya, Louise
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,482 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Field Research by Antimatter625 reviews
Akyuu heads into the underground with an escort to get some more information on the Youkai there.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2014 - H. n. Akyuu - Complete
Gray Morality by DeltaNovember reviews
When Touhou's Izayoi Sakuya is snatched away from her master by some low-level magician from another world, she has no choice but to bide her time serving a false mistress. Just how far will the Scarlet Devil Mansion go to reclaim their lost property?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 152,720 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Louise, Sakuya I. - Complete
A Magician's Plight by Guumin reviews
Patchouli Knowledge is a magician of great prowess and skill far surpassing that of the bumpkin magician. Within her great library; she has dedicated decades of studious research and tiring practice to become a master at the delicate art of magic. Unfortunately, it is this very dedication that makes her the prime candidate to become Myoznitnirn for a questionably sane human King.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,339 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013
Ritual of Spirit Restoration by Antimatter625 reviews
Kyousuke receives a mysterious gift.
Crossover - Touhou Project & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Yatsuhashi T., Kyosuke K. - Complete
Chaos Incarnate by sakurademonalchemist reviews
We all know Ranma Saotome isn't the most responsible of people. But when he gives a box full of Jusenkyo Curses to the Number One, Hyperactive ninja of all time, he has no idea that he'll be throwing destiny and fate completely out of whack! Now Sasuke is a half girl, Naruto has begun his own reign of terror, and Ranma is laughing about it all! Will Konoha ever be the same?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,550 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 4,964 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Boundary Between Light and Shadow by Enthalpy reviews
In which Gensokyo, a hidden land of illusion and fantasy, is thrust into the harsh reality of a new land Outside.
Crossover - Naruto & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013
Child of Zero by Schlub-NoogieRat reviews
She had asked for a sacred, beautiful, and powerful familiar. Whatever was inside this egg, she was certain that it would at least fit the powerful part of that description, if nothing else.
Crossover - Godzilla: The Series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,615 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Godzilla 2/Zilla Jr., Louise
The Wandering Trainer by Tammy Two Paws reviews
New place? Cool. New friends? Even better! Crazy organizations and hypocritical, nutty professors? Manageable. Getting home? Nigh impossible. "How hard can it be to find a flying, pink, monkey-thing?" Apparently extremely hard if his current adventure was anything to go by.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Charmander/Hitokage, Naruto U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Professor's Journey by AlphaEph19 reviews
When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,355 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Hiruzen S.
The Amazing Adventures of the Time Traveling Team 7 by Red Moon Lollipop reviews
Tobi has been defeated, but everything has been destroyed. To save the future, all of Team 7 travel to the past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Minato N.
Kitten Shinobi by Red Moon Lollipop reviews
Fifteen ninja, not all allies, find themselves trapped in our world as cats. They decide to work together until they can get back to normal. But nothing goes as planned, especially when they're found by an anime fan. Eventual pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, Gaara
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
A Nose in Need by Laira Evans reviews
Ranma finds death isn't all it's cracked up to be. Still afflicted with his curse he is now trapped in Naruto's body, with Naruto's consciousness nowhere to be found. Ranma/Naruto crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Ranma
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 174,098 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Deja Vu All Over Again by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ranma
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Reimu and the Anime Characters by Red Moon Lollipop reviews
A birthday gift for Firexia. Reimu has not had a good day. Especially since all these strangers keep coming and wrecking her house. Oneshot.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Reimu H. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Retrospect by Lanelle reviews
The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Exciting Investigation of Eastern Mysteries by Nathan Huss reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya has always been looking for aliens, time-travelers, espers, and sliders, but has yet to find any... at least to her knowledge. However, who's to say that those are the only kinds of mysterious beings out there?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Boredom Breakage: A Vacuum In Feline Form by Curtis Wildcat reviews
A sequel to Boredom Breakage. Some time after their initial meeting, the competition between Garfield and Yukari continues. Once it concludes, who knows what will happen?
Crossover - Garfield & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Garfield, Yukari Y.
Ranma Falls on a Snorlax by Laira Evans reviews
In an altercation with meddlesome magical girls Ranma is through freak accident sent to the Pokemon dimension. Will this provide Ranma with much-needed relaxation or will it be the start of a whole new train of troubles?
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Ranma
School of Thieves, To Clan of Thieves by Maltrazz reviews
Sasuke finds a secret room in his clan's library, and a story about the origins of the Uchiha Clan within. It tells about how they were descended from a family called Saotome. Finding a scroll of Ki techniques, he starts to learn them to help in getting his revenge. Unfortunately, with the awakening of his Ki, he also awakens a long dormant family curse. SasuNaru, gender bended.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
How Harry Got Past The Age Line by Zero Rewind reviews
One Shot. Harry finds a rather simple, yet devious way to get past Dumbledore's Age Line protecting the Goblet of Fire during Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Chaos Fantasy Chronicle by Blidnga reviews
A demon hunter from a world of steam is chasing his most dangerous target when he suddenly finds his pursuit taking a strange turn. A world of monsters and magic known as Gensokyo has taken in this very dangerous witch, and now he has no choice but to follow her there in order to stop her before she gets away with whatever twisted plan she has. Can he survive this foreign world?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 4,959 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Intellectual cruelty is the worst kind of cruelty by Frog-kun reviews
Yuki Nagato was created primarily to observe the life form known as Haruhi Suzumiya, but she was also created with a secondary purpose – to prevent her from falling into the hands of the Incubators. A tale told in drabble form.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Yuki N., Kyubey
Love Note by Derekloffin reviews
Kasumi runs across a rather particular notebook, death note fusion.
Crossover - Ranma & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,786 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kasumi, L
The Perfect Hero by Myst Eternally reviews
"I want to be the best! The strongest! The single, absolute greatest! Because…I want to make everyone around me happy!" So he did. So he shall. And so he will. [A test story for a Mary Sue/Gary Stu that can still have a character. And a challenge, I suppose. What is the challenge? Try to guess.]
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Fantastic Shrine Tales of Hidden Romance by Vanishing Trooper reviews
A side story to Be Careful What You Wish for that depicts the life and times of the Shield of the Eastern Wonderland and the others around him. Set during the events of BCWYWF.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Yukari Y.
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Apples to Apples: Marauder Style by DaniZaraki reviews
The Marauders are bored and the Room of Requirement doesn't seem to be helping until James decides to cure their boredom by introducing the other three to an amusing game of hilarious comparison. The cards might say more than the boys realize, however. Rated T just because.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Marauders - Complete
How You Know You're Obsessed with Touhou by GreatMountainTengu reviews
A few humourous ways you know you're addicted to Touhou. I fervently hope that nobody takes any of this seriously, as this is a mere joke.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/10/2012
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Team Zero by Cataquack Warrior reviews
Familiar of Zero/Pokémon crossover. Team Rocket has always wanted to serve a Boss that truly cared for them. Louise Valliere has always wanted to prove that she is not a failure as a mage. Together, the new Team Zero will find the strength to achieve their dreams- so run for cover!
Crossover - Pokémon & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,881 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Meowth/Nyarth, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Louise
Sanguine Spirits by Luminous Beginnings reviews
The Boy Who Lived, a Dead Man Walking, and a Poltergeist walk into a bar. Or rather the Leaky Cauldron. And there was a certain Miss Granger trying to make sense of the whole hullabaloo. For a matter of fact, so am I. Series of oneshots, punny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Merlin P.
Mind Your Head by Chairisse reviews
What would've happened to Hidan's head had Kakashi gotten to him first. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Stan S., Hidan - Complete
The Dark Lords Strike Back by claymade reviews
As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,297 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Wish of Haruhi Suzumiya by krizzlybear reviews
I couldn't fathom the possibility that Walpurgis leveled the entire city in a few days, and did so at the end of every time loop. Like the fifteen thousand Kyons before me, it was my responsibility to stop it. Chalk up yet another ridiculous Conversation.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kyubey - Complete
Velle Anima by AlfheimWanderer reviews
Familiar spirits are the mark of those born with magic, their proof of nobility. To partake in their summoning, the most sacred act of all. Come, oh beautiful, sacred, strong familiar spirit, and grant us our heart's desire...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Louise
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Time and Tide by Discordia19 reviews
Response to Thanatos' A New World challenge. Hidan is sent to the One Piece world after being buried alive, and joins the crew of a future Supernova. No Slash, Yaoi, or any other kind of pairing.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hidan, B. Hawkins
New Game by Misheard Whisper reviews
What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Light by Soelke
She slipped in one day, unbeknownst to the rest of the underground, holding in her hand an overwhelming power.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Utsuho R., Kanako Y. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
If Harry Really Did Go To The USA by LightningHunter reviews
Short light-hearted parody directed at the many, many fics that send Harry off to the USA after he has a full blown mental breakdown because of evil backstabbers and pages of bashing, etc, etc. Surprisingly, this isn't that offensive at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness by Talos Angel reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this; I was drunk when I did so. I am leaving it up for archival purposes.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Cherry Blossoms and Pigtails 2 by Irritus185 reviews
You didn't want it, didn't ask for it, but too bad! We're giving it to you anyway! Ranma, welcome to the afterlife! Unfortunately, you're not gonna get any respite even after dying, because let's face it – death is a-oh, hello, Yuyu- *squish*
Crossover - Ranma & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ranma, Yuyuko S. - Complete
Magical Girl Ranko vs Z Fighter Ryouga by Rowan Seven reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when Ryouga returns to Nerima with a Dragonball Z power-up Ranma resorts to drastic tactics to defeat his rival. Sequel to Ryouga vs. the Road Runner.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,294 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Cats and Crows by Iced Fairy reviews
Two species. Two ideas on love. A change in circumstances brings these things to a head.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Rin K., Utsuho R. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5735 - Favs: 8,669 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Cherry Blossoms and Pigtails by Irritus185 reviews
Genma is well known for selling his only child. This time, however, he might have made a tiny mistake. The phantom princess is looking for Ranma, and heaven knows what she'll do when she finds him...Probably eat, sleep, and annoy Youmu. Hoorah!
Crossover - Ranma & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Ranma, Yuyuko S. - Complete
Waaagh! Ranma! by rewind gone nuts reviews
The remastered version of my original epic Ranma/Warhammer Fantasy crossover. A mishap with Akane sends Ranma into the Warhammer world, where he accidentally takes control of a tribe of Orcs. Pity the world, or pity Ranma...?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,193 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ranma
Takahashi's Inspiration by muishiki reviews
Do you ever wonder where Takahashi got the idea to do Ranma 1/2? Well, I imagine it might have been something like this...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ranma - Complete
Leaf by Ozzallos reviews
Kushina Uzumaki found herself in the last place she thought she would ever return to... Home. A ZOMG!RANMACHAN production.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 454 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ranma, Minato N.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10091 - Favs: 12,161 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Taniguchi Kimura's Nostalgia by The Hidden Lostar reviews
Azumanga Daioh's bizarre English teacher, Taniguchi Kimura, thinks back to his high school days and calls up an old habits in front of our beloved Azumanga Daioh girls! This be a one-shot, yo!
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kimura, Taniguchi - Complete
Godhood by Iced Fairy reviews
Consuming deities, even dead ones, can occasionally have side effects...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Utsuho R. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beneath Between Beyond by AvocadoLove reviews
Sequel to Duality. Azula makes a surprise attack, and Aang is hurt. With the Gaang trapped, Zuko seeks help from the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet. But dealing with Draco Malfoy may be like jumping from the pan and into the fire. HP/Avatar:TLA Xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 515 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 828 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 431 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
WAAAGH Ranma! by rewind gone nuts reviews
RanmaWarhammer Fantasy crossover. Sorta. Ranma gets sent to the Warhammer Fantasy world and, after one of his usual mixups, finds himself leader of the Fikskull Orc tribe. Who else predicts trouble?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,067 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Dualitys by AvocadoLove reviews
An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
Wild Reincarnation by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,200 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
What's in a name? by muishiki reviews
AU Harry Potter & Ranma 12 cross over. Harry Potter and Ranma meet later in life. Both bear scars from their own battles, but who suffers more? Is it the person that has to let go, or the one who has to start over?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,926 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Ranma, Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The day when Naruto was cool, and Sasuke was not by Kieren reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accidentally swap bodies during a mission, resulting in moronic consequences and incidents. [NonYaoi, Pre-Shippuuden.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7035 - Favs: 5,371 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ryouga vs the Road Runner by Rowan Seven reviews
The title explains itself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
The End by Taure reviews
OneShot. A little exploration of what would happen if wizards and Muggles could not coexist as peacefully as they have so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
The Great Crossover Crisis by Hung Nguyen reviews
[Multicrossover] One is magical, the second is technological. The third is wild and the fourth is the epitomy of calm. The last is just plain bizarre. What do all five of these people have in common? They were all born with the name Ranma.
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,752 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 12/11/2000 - Ranma
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,051 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/14/2001 - Published: 7/7/2001
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A Day to Remember reviews
August twelfth. To most people, this is just another day. To Gai and Lee, though, this is a day worth remembering.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Lee R., Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Steve and the Squid reviews
On his daily walk, Steve sees something strange. Oneshot.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete