TinySparklySharpenedSporks
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Joined 12-15-12, id: 4418248, Profile Updated: 05-27-14
Author has written 1 story for Star Trek: 2009.

Update time! I've actually been neglecting writing for reelz for the past several months ( :( ) because I have 25 exams this summer and I don't want to fail them. However, I'm about half way through them now, and in a month of so I'll be free for a whole eight weeks, to write to my little heart's content. I'll also finally be able to finish working on a fic I'm writing from a plotbunny someone lent me back in February (which I got as far as roughly sketching out before I received my exam timetable and narrowly avoided a total mental breakdown.) It's a good bunny as well, so hopefully I can do it justice and make up for taking so long to write it.

...Then I have about four million bunnies of my own to deal with, which probably means none of them will get written, because they all keep trying to get out at once.


Here are some haiku poems which more accurately express my experiences here than anything else I might say:


Homework is stressful

Concentration elusive

Rather read slash-fics


Can't think, just writing

It makes no sense, all just crap

Have to start over.

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Cupid's Cove by Spockaholic reviews
Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,318 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Spice by eimeo reviews
It's a question of biology... Vulcan biology. Towards the end of the 5 year mission, Kirk realizes that his feelings for Spock are requited, but Spock has already decided they can never be together. Kirk/Spock pre-slash to slash, with plenty of angst. (A full, clean copy for download - minus author notes, but including translations - is linked from the author's profile.)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,757 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Bone Studded Collar by Zinc10 reviews
McCoy is recently divorced and quickly becoming addicted to alcohol when he unintentionally begins a strange relationship with a man who calls himself Master Jim. D/s Rated M for McCoy's swearing, adult relationships/situations and sexual scenes. Surprisingly fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,262 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
You Will Not Kiss Me by Prosperosdaughter reviews
Dark creatures can be deeply seductive, even against your will. RL/SS. Rated M for a reason. Slash M/M. Alpha!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 116 - Words: 611,064 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Severus S., Remus L.
Corridor by Fuzzy Blue Owl reviews
A chance meeting turns into determined seduction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Khak by The Plastic Owl reviews
Kirk finds himself mysteriously drawn to the prisoner aboard The Enterprise, arousing Spock's jealousy. Something is wrong with Kirk... Khan just can't put his finger on it...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan
Containment by LFuCkToY reviews
Request fic for bakerstreetboyz Just a dirty little fic. Warnings guy on guy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Spock
Unexpected Effects by RussianWolf7 reviews
Two years after being impaled by the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry starts noticing some...odd changes. During eighth year he can no longer pretend, and has to deal with what he's become. In order to do that, he has to get help from someone less-than-ideal. Over the years, Harry and Snape's relationship grows; now with an alternative Snarry ending. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,209 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two's Company by PirateTurtle4 reviews
It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Starched Cuffs by RussianWolf7 reviews
Draco trips Ron, who trips Harry, who is knocked into Snape and accidentally brushes his cuffs. Such a little thing, yet it's all he can think about. Everything he's been holding back since the Final Battle comes bursting forth, and Harry is determined to get Snape to stop ignoring him and actually talk. Unexpected allies, botched potions, detention, and Legilimency afoot! SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,947 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Almost Well Thought Out by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry/Severus Christmas fluff! It's eighth year and Headmistress McGonagall has decided there should be a Secret Santa for those staying over the holidays. Who does Harry get? Our favorite dungeon bat, of course! Cliched and fluffy, just as all Christmas stories should be :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Too Late by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Great Affection by VergofTowels reviews
While on a strange planet, Spock is affected with a mysterious affliction... Can Kirk reverse his transformation? kid!Spock, K/S preslash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
When in Stockholm, Make the Best of it reviews
Kirk is living on Khan's ship as a hostage after the events of Into Darkness when Khan tells him he has a present for him. The present turns out to be a collar. The beginning of Khirk, tickling, minor D/S themes and two guys kissing. dom!Khan sub!Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2014 - John Harrison/Khan, J. Kirk - Complete