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Joined 12-15-12, id: 4418425, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi! I am a big reader and sometimes write fanfics. I am a grammar Nazi, though. The majority of my time is spent reading, either my sisters stories or other authors. My sister also has a fanfic. She's an amazing author, read her stories. Her pen name is Lynn Jones. My pen name comes from the same story as hers: Everything Changed. Read it if you are a TF fan. Oh, and I am the person who wears black to school in mourning for a fictional character in a book I'm reading. And I love making Google Chrome themes!!

A lot of my fanfics will be partnered with hers (if I get around to posting those stories). However, I plan to do more stuff with manga than novels (I wen through my profile recently and read this, I had to laugh because I haven't done a single thing with manga). I love the stuff. The majority of the stories I write are one-shots, though. I write a lot of the stuff for Gavin. I wrote his origin story and all that stuff, though it hasn't been posted yet. That'll be coming soon though.

My favorite authors are: Cory Doctrow (Little Brother all the way!!), Brandon Mull (Fablehaven is amazing. The first manly unicorns!), Rick Riordan (Percy is kick butt), Sherrilyn Kenyon (The Ambrosius Malachai forever!), Andrew Klavan (all of his books are amazing), and then the last one I can think of right now is Takeshi Obata (killing people with a note book sounds fun!! Oh, and L is better than Light).

Okay I've thought of more... Hiromu Arakawa (Ed can be very creative with how he designs his cannons), Sean Beaudoin (carrying a lighter that looks like a gun, very convincing), John Flanagan (you can't see me, I'm a Ranger), and that's it for now).


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up

He then said:
"Listen sir...
when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


NERDS, WE PREFER THE TERM INTELLECTUAL BAD ASS


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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


If you could read that put it in your profile!

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If pinochio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventualy happen?


Here's a quote from a friend of mine who is somewhat into theater, because of his gf, that he uses on jocks-

"Yeah, I'm into theatrical arts. And you call me gay. 'Cause while I'm hanging out with a bunch of girls, your changing clothes with a lot of sweaty fat guys. I'm definitely the gay one here."


My favorite number of the alphabet is purple.


Just watched Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. Alex Rider is a ninja!!! And Sarah Bolger (Sabina Pleasure) is _HOT_!!


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


War does not determine who is right - only who is left.


Bertrand Russell

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off copy this to your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.


FUN THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Say "Ding" on every floor.

3.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

4.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

5.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

6.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

7.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

8.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

9.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

10.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

11.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

12.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

13.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

14.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

16.Swat at flies that don't exist.

17.Tell people that you can see their aura.

18.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

19.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

20.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

21.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

22.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

23.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

24.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

25.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

26.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

28. Go up to them, and say in an Italian accent, "Germany, I can't tie my shoes, will you carry me??"


FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Would lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take it and scream at you, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the girl rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call her and say in a childlike and creepy voice, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. God is our creator and savior, and even though sometimes I struggle with the fact, I still believe.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

--Post this on your page if you're not embarrassed to tell others that you're a Christian.


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This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


There are 3 kinds of people: Ones who can count, and ones who can’t.

We’re not retreating! We’re advancing in a different direction!


TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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DECEPTICONS


"You mean besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang, Maximum Ride

"What happened to the shield?" - unfortunate B1

"Get back up here, Sergant!" - other unfortunate B1

"Outnumbered? Wait. one, two..." yet another unfortunate B1


Funny Quiz: Student got 0% in his exam even when he didn't get anything wrong.

Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?

Ans: *In his last battle

Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

Ans: *At the bottom of the paper

Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

Ans: *liquid

Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce?

Ans: *Marriage

Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure?

Ans: *Exams

Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?

Ans: *Lunch and Dinner

Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple?

Ans: *the other half

Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become?

Ans: *It will simply become wet

Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping?

Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand?

Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It?

Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built

Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It?

Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART ... or just about any store...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.


PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him,

''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied.

''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want Mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy.

"Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Repost this if it touched your heart, or ignore it like this never happened and be known as a heartless jerk.


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason


Copy and paste these deep, philosophical quotes...

1.) Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

2.) Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

3.) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

4.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

5.) Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

6.) Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

7.) I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

8.) Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

9.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

10.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again.

11.) You wanna know why women always win 99.9 percent of fights? It's because they are mental terrorists. We are BRAIN NINJA.

12.) Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

13.) Relax, I'm just as sane as I look, which is not very sane at all.

14.) I believe in a world where chickens can cross the road, WITHOUT having their motives questioned!


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia) Sheened (UK) Shadowed (UK) DrewTheSeagull (USA)


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know you're different, know that no one will ever understand you, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (haha!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Add another if you want.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (see above quite from my friend...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST wear a kilt

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (If you're a guy, and a cheerleader, I applaud your intelligence)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (somewhat am actually...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (somewhat. I prefer reading to writing)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (If you don't bold this one... there's something wrong)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a homosexual who's looking for attention.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I have a GOOD RELATIONSHIP with my parents so I MUST be a stuck up goody two shoes who never does anything fun.
I DON'T HAVE/HARDLY EVER GO ON a Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr ect account so I must be an unsociable wierdo with no wifi.


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Andrew Jones

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Andizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Komo (komodo dragon)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Benjamin Drew

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Jonankle

6.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Silver Pepsi

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Nneilen

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynn

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Simmon, Black Smiley, Black Honey, Black Cometee


So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.(yep dont let those words get to you)

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.


You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (I did this, and sometimes uncapped it menacingly at people, but stopped when no one understood)

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

-You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism!


Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

That student was EINSTEIN.

Forward this to increase others knowledge … or FAITH.


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO Fan, Lil Mexican, ASSASSIN OF ARTEMIS, DrewTheSeagull


The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca Di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.


The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca Di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.

The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca Di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.


If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, I must say, that's isn't the weirdest thing I've seen people do to a computer. I swear that kid was fondling one...)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and or the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Percy Jackson and the Forgotten God by Selacha reviews
AU story. When 7-year old Percy Jackson runs away from an abusive home life, he is found and rescued by an ancient god, forgotten by humans and ignored by Olympus. The ancient deity only wants a family, and Percy needs a father. How will his life differ when Percy is raised by the eldest and most powerful of all the Gods? -T rating for child abuse and language.
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You Found Me by WElaine21 reviews
Annabeth Chase a Senior at NYU meets Peter a successful song writer and hits it off with him right away. What happens when Peter turns out to be Percy Jackson the multi platinum recording artist? ALL HUMAN (No Olympians), OOC, Citrus- Nico/Thalia- Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,079 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by lucky14now reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,711 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
You And Me Against The World by PhoenixSong2013
Luna has lost everyone and everything she ever loved. Death had never seemed to inviting to her. Harry has everything he ever wanted, except one: the love of his life is alive, and he and everyone she loved is dead. Can she ever bring herself to move on, or will she go home to the life she deserves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Tech Support by Lynn Jones reviews
Arlua works for a tech support company as a service technician and is also a skilled hacker. She can handle anything any piece of technology has ever thrown at her, but can she handle the one client no one else in her company will deal with, or her friend's hidden desire for vengeance? ShizuoxOC, IzayaxOC. rated for swearing, contest in last chapter, to be continued in Attenuation.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC - Complete
Strings of Fate by HummingEnigma312 reviews
The Strings of Fate are peculiar things. Love is not something easily controlled, but an enigma that drags the soul to its proper place. For Percy Jackson, his place is with a certain Goddess of the Hunt. The toils of the past mean little to their newest adventure: being together. Strong language, humor, couple's stuff and a question.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,639 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23752 - Favs: 13,393 - Follows: 12,302 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Snowball Fight by Lynn Jones reviews
Arlua, Tania, Malcolm, Supai, and Shizuo are meeting in Ikebukuro the day after a snowstorm. Their plan is to get some sushi and relax, but a certain informant has other ideas. Rated for a bit of suggestiveness at the end.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Water and Wisdom by halfchickensquirrel reviews
When Athena is raped and there is an unplanned birth, her child is taken in by her long time rival. Unfortunately this child should not exist so how will he cope with being an outcast.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,770 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Athena, Percy J., Poseidon, Triton - Complete
Terrible by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo and Thalia Grace have hated each other for years. They can barely stand to be in the same room with each other. Then they get assigned a project for Health class and things get...complicated. High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth, rated for swearing and sexual themes, nothing explicit.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Bloodline by Timeframe reviews
Harry was always ignored. His rightful title was taken by his brother. But he doesn't care. Why? He discovered the power that only he can use. The power he knows not. Join Harry as he goes through Love, Loss, and Triumph. Will he be able to accomplish what no man has ever done? Sharingan!Harry HP/FD/GD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,978 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
A Nice Way To Meet Your Soulmate by PercabethFanatic reviews
There were many ways Annabeth Chase imagined that she'd meet her soulmate. Spilling her coffee on him certainly wasn't the way. She also didn't expect her soulmate to be such an idiot - a Seaweed Brain, in fact. Neither did she expect her soulmate to have a daughter. (AU. Maybe some OOC moments because they are not demigods) I don't own the cover image - burdge-bug does!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, seventeen-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. However, as his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,317 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 3696 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
A Night Exercise by KarelaTheRedHawk reviews
Alex is kidnapped and tortured by Scorpia. A short time after being rescued, MI6 sends him to Brecon Beacons for 'protection'. One night during a midnight swim, K-Unit is startled to learn who Cub really is. Please R&R. Glacial updates...sorry.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub
What they said by Mazken reviews
His first psychiatrist labelled him as paranoid. She couldn't understand. She hadn't seen that man in the alley, his eyes dark with hate. She hadn't heard the malice in his voice, hadn't seen the hand clutching the gun behind his back. Alex saw it. Alex acted first. *please give it a go, I'm not sure how to write a summary for this without giving anything away or being misleading*
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Army of Betrayed by Destruction's Daughter reviews
The Heroes of Olympus are betrayed by the gods, and a child of Nyx brings them to The Army of Betrayed; forgotten heroes who train to overthrow the gods. But when new threats arise on Earth, things harder to beat then the gods, will they help, or leave them to their ultimate demise? Percy x Bianca. Smart manipulative Percy, OCs, possible OOCness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Bianca A., Percy J.] Annabeth C.
Everything's an Illusion by Icarus K reviews
Having grown up with no one but himself to care for him, he's always had his independence and intelligence to depend on. With no prior knowledge of magic Harry enters the wizarding world brimming with wonder and hope. Epic Length, Cold, Independent, and Cunning. Pairings won't show up until much later most likely the 4th or 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,999 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Little Angel by The-Council-with-Queen-Crimson reviews
A War is brewing like no other; The humans have been lead to war against the gods with the technology of the modern day. But is it truly the humans making the call or is it there a puppeteer behind the scenes. Anemos, Adopted Son of Artemis and Percy, must answer the call to war while struggling with no knowing who or what he truly is. Warning Pertemis, for some that is a bonus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,055 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Artemis, Percy J.
Preview: Son of the Crossroads: the Lost Children of the Sea by TheseusLives reviews
This is preview of a new story that I will begin after my others are complete. This is the story of the godly son of Hecate and Poseidon. An alternative universe story filled with magic, adventure, romance and drama. My first Percy x Artemis story. The first chapter is now up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Artemis, Hecate - Complete
The Night's Son by Atrox-Aro reviews
Raised and born as a Primordial, the Son of Nyx must now step up to the challenge and defeat Tartarus. Will the Night's Son accomplish this task or vanquish in the process? R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,553 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Nine Seconds by Anaklusmos14 reviews
One-Shot for Battle of the Fandoms. Just a short little story and Percy and Annabeth's death. First attempt at a one-shot or a Percy x Annabeth fic. Just read and let me know what you think... You won't hurt my feelings if you think it sucked. Also, check out the contest on Lunknownl's page and vote for your favorite in the contest. Battle of the Fandoms Round 1.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Friendly Fire by PenNoire reviews
Alex never intended to work for MI6 again but when an old acquaintance calls in a favour he just can't say no, even though this mission will be his most uncomfortable and embarassing yet. Set after Crocodile Tears.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,919 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Potter Legacy by ochosime reviews
Lily and James survived that night at Godrics Hollow and Harry and his boy-who-lived brother Ed along with them. Harry is going to show the world that the Potters are not the lightest family by living out the true legacy of the Potters. Darker Harry, not super evil or anything, James/Ed bashing most likely also weasly and draco bashing. Harry will be strong deal. M for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Noble Romance of Otters by impassionism reviews
In which Annabeth and Percy go to the zoo, but Annabeth feels insecurities about their relationship, and Percy calms her down in only the way that he can. One-shot, post TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
One Night in October by WElaine21 reviews
Thalia drags stick in the mud Annabeth to a party at her brothers apartment during Fall Break, during the party Annabeth comes back into contact with her long standing raven haired crush, Percy Jackson. Can one night change their entire life? ONESHOT. All human. OOC. Thalia/Nico- Jason/Piper- Percy/Annabeth- CITRUS Warning.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
First Glance by courtara reviews
Bianca di Angelo didn't believe in love at first sight. She didn't believe in falling in love for that matter. Family and friends is all she thought she needed. But a small encounter with a boy with twinkling green eyes might change her thoughts and turn her whole world around. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Bianca A., Percy J. - Complete
The Trouble With Spies by authorwannabe101 reviews
These are one-shots: 26 of them, each having to deal with what the trouble with spies is. Some will be short, some are long. They will be from just about anyone's POV. Alex Rider, Ben Daniels, K-Unit, Ian Rider, Sabina Pleasure, assassin, etc.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,746 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
The Unknown by CourtingTheMoon reviews
The war is over, stopped when a sacrifice was made. Percy ended the war with his life but what if he wasn't just a demigod, rather much more. Percy is the unknown and now he watches over his family and friends. But he pays special attention to the only one to capture his heart, the goddess of the moon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,626 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Wanderer's Apprentice: Clash by UnseenRangerGal reviews
Continuation of "Wanderer's Apprentice". Vontade is struggling to figure out right from wrong. Sylvia and Halt help him as he tries to take on the Wanderers and figure out the true meaning of their group.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Halt
Assassin of the Dark by aLazyButSmartFanPJO reviews
That happy and easygoing son of Poseidon is long gone. He is replaced by a merciless, cold-blooded assassin, very loyal to his Masters. A voided expression never leaving his face, the assassin longs for an ichor-stained blade. My first story! formerly titled "Champion of Night, Hell and Darkness"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Altered Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,347 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Zoe N., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades - Complete
A Way Around by LeifIsAUnicorn reviews
Alex escapes yet another assassin, but this time he's hurt. K-unit are assigned to protect him. Bad summary sorry! No longer a oneshot! Rated T for extremely mild cussing at the beginning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
Goode Luck by DazedDoxie reviews
Annabeth transfers to Goode along with Clarisse, Chris, the Stolls, Thalia, Nico, and so many more! This is the first story in my "Cliche's Quest" in which I will be writing my version of all the cliche fanfics out there. *All rights go to Rick Riordan I do not own this series or anything that has to do with this series* Rated T, though an extremely mild one
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,674 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Son of Chaos Book One by kevin1984 reviews
Perseus has lost it all. Olympus has turned against him, Annabeth has dumped him and he has lost his family. In his last few minutes of life, Percy is visited by a mysterious figure, who gives him a chance to re-do everything, but this time not as a Son of Poseidon, but as a Son of Chaos. Percy/Thalia Pairing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,988 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Percy Jackson The God of Monsters by t0mbr1d reviews
Set after the books, Percy is captured by two giants and tortured, his one year of capture however is nearly two thousand years in the outside world, a lot has changed and Percy is believed to be dead, My first fiction, going to be Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,650 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
The Return by TheRoneBone reviews
Left out by his family, in favor of the boy-who-lived, Harry Potter leaves home. He ends up in Australia, and gains power, friends, and ends up reforming the country. Now Harry must go back to the UK to reform the country, chosen as tri-wizard champion. Rating T, may go up. James, Lily, BWL bashing, Harry is not the Boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Kidnapped by Full-on-nerd reviews
Alex Rider is kidnapped by Hugo Sweissen, who was employed by SCORPIA and other organisations who want Alex's final breaths to be the most painful of his life. Torture after chapter 3, and it's really gruesome. Seriously. K-Unit, N-Unit and Yassen Gregorovich involved. *ON HOLD FOR EDITING AND A SEVERE NEED FOR INSPIRATION*
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Taking Flight by ovolamp reviews
With Jack out of town, MI6 decides to send an old acquaintance to look after Alex for the weekend. Rated T for swearing and some mature themes.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
The End Starts Here by 14horcruxes reviews
Post SCORPIA Rising: Alex has moved to America with the Pleasures with the hope of starting a new life. But as always, danger has a way of finding him and soon he is on the run from new criminal gang The Slashers who hope to finish what SCORPIA started but this time, Alex has a girl on his side.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Ulterior Motives by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
In which Rachel has a bad habit of painting at odd hours of the evening, and Nico just wants his personal space heater to cuddle with him. OneShot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Omnia Iusta Sunt Amore Belloque by SpaceAstronautCapt.RobotKoala reviews
Addison Daniels works for the CIA. When she and Alex Rider are forced together under discreet circumstances, they vow to keep things between them strictly business-related. The thing is, they're anything but that. The stakes rise and Alex & Addie soon learn why all is fair in love and war... Rated T for language. Set 4 years after Scorpia Rising. COMPLETED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,593 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Back in Action by ForgottenStory reviews
After Scorpia Rising. Alex is sent to the US to live with the Pleasures after Jack's death. After adapting to the US, he is eventually thrown back into the world of espionage. DROPPED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Live and Let Live by Monster Mads reviews
Grace Dearborn is vying to earn herself a permanent fixture at the prestigious Brookland School - but first, she'll have to get to know the more… colorful students. Enter Alex Rider, school enigma. Oneshot, T for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Triwizard Tournament: Take Two by Moonlight Ace reviews
While chasing the last remnants of the Death Eaters still loyal to Voldemort, Harry is unexpectedly thrown back in time to the start of his fourth year of Hogwarts. This time round, things are going to be a little different. Harry/Fleur pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,726 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Wanderer's Apprentice by UnseenRangerGal reviews
The Wanderers are a group of people who were created to oppose the Rangers. This story follows a little boy named Vontade through his ordeal with the Wanderers.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Halt - Complete
Artemis Discovers Pertemis by OceanFlameEagle reviews
In which Artemis discovers Pertemis. Poor Percy... it was nice knowing you... Rated T. CHANGE OF PLANS: NOW IS A THREE-SHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
A Dance by Immoral Pidgeon reviews
After the Aphrodite Cabin composes a dance, Percy decides to participate in it. Are the dance partners legitimate, or is something a little more that meets the eye? Pseudo-Relationship, PercyXArtemis, more friendship than anything. Hint of Romance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Scar & Bones by phantomace13 reviews
Harry had died one too many times thanks to his older brother, John, the Boy-Who-Lived. Now, Death orders him to go back to the world of the living and fix everything along with his soul mate Susan Bones. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,033 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Susan B.
Enemy, Guardian, Lover by KennHyrulian reviews
He was the greatest hero who lived. He had done seemingly impossible quests. He was granted immortality at a young age of 18. He was assigned as a gaurdian for the Hunt. He did everything that all demigods wanted to do. But he had died 450 years ago.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Monster in the Abyss: The Abyssal of the South by Fangking2 reviews
During the 7 year time skip...The Ghosts grew in strength and power...However, a certain boy, now a man, has made a difference. He turned to the cliff that is monsterhood...And threw himself over it. Now he is one of the most feared Awakened Beings on the continent...The Abyssal of the South.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,764 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Raki
The Thirteenth Olympian by Rexadex reviews
Percy is not a kid anymore, he has trained for 3 years undersea to calm his hurt over his girlfriend betraying him. He is now 20 and has matured immensely. What happens to him when Zeus gives him godhood without withdraw.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
The Unforgiving by Dearest Destiny reviews
Rewrite of an old story, just a little plot bunny that popped up in my mind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Percy J., Zoe N. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Two For Christmas by pegasusdmac reviews
"Are you laughing at my tree?" he gaped as she laughed hysterically. "You are laughing at my tree. Look, it's the best I could do." "It looks like the tree from A Charlie Brown Christmas," she laughed. He shook his head, "Who's Charlie Brown?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Siren's Song by hermyd reviews
When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,229 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 reviews
What if instead of dying, the Killing Curse sends Harry two years into the past into the Department of Mysteries? Will Harry be able to save those who died for him and destroy all the Horcruxes without Voldemort knowing or will he end up dead himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Rekindled Flame by ZizzyBelle reviews
A new school is always hard. Moving house is harder. So how will Alex cope with moving, not only house and school, but country too? And how will he cope when an old face reappears? ROMANCE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
The Kissing Contest by Hydrochloric Cutie reviews
The twins set her up in a kissing contest when a bunch of the Gryffindor's are bored... who does she really end up with because of this fiasco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Angelina J., Harry P. - Complete
Black Lightening Roses by Traviosita9124 reviews
Tris and Briar are left to fend for themselves for a week, with interseting results from their blooming romance. But can they weather the consiquences? RR COMPLETED
Circle of Magic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
Match Made Through Blackmail by Romulus Magnus reviews
Harry Potter and Susan Bones. After being told that no Fourth Year boy will get a date for the Yule Ball if no one asks Susan Bones, Harry offers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
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The New Son of Leto reviews
I'm not sure how good this will be, let me know in your reviews. I DO NOT OWN PJO. This has a different ending than that of the TLO, I'll probably do the HoO storyline as well. Onwards to the summary: Percy requests for the gods to leave him alone as his reward. On his travels, he meets Leto, mother of Artemis and Apollo, who adopts him. R&R. Unsure of the pairing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Percy J.
Dead Moon reviews
Percy is a son of Poseidon, but not of Sally Jackson. No, his mother is Izanami, the Japanese Death goddess. Percy must deal with the difficulties of his mother along with his sudden forced engagement to a cetain daughter of Zeus. Begins in Roman times, but will skip a bit after the second or third chapter. I don't own PJO or HOO, they are Rick's.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,378 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Prince of the Pit reviews
When Percy and Annabeth fall into Tartarus, Percy finds an unlikely, and powerful ally. When the Olympians think he betrayed them and sentence him to eternity in Tartarus, he learns the need for vengeance. First fic, sorry if it isn't good. Begins after MoA. Rated T for some cussing and possibly later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Percy J., Artemis