Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, and Sherlock.
Welcome to my humble abode. Please, call me Pan or Hatta, or Pan Hatta (formerly Krow Bainnir). Although none of these are related to my real name I feel they're very... me. I love to procrastinate and I sometimes dabble in writing. I'm a college student by day and an aspiring writer/borderline alcoholic by night. I'm starting a PhD in philosophy soon, but I still hope to write fanfiction as much as I can. Thoughts are constantly swimming around my mind, but sometimes it gets overpopulated up there and for the sake of sleep I have to write them down.
A bit more about myself...
I hail from Ireland, the land of wind, potatoes, ginger people and Bono (Don't judge me)...
Food. Food is awesome! I'm also a lover of good beer and occasionally, a nice Merlot (Lidl's cheapest ;D). I like to read now and again, but I'm a very slow reader *side glances at the first Wheel of Time book*. British/Irish comedies are major influences of mine. Dylan Moran is the greatest man alive! I obviously love Pokemon and Sherlock. I'd like to say I'm not a Cumberbitch, but...
Anyway, moving on...
My Current Projects:
A Study in Sinnoh (Sherlock x Pokemon crossover fic)
Connections to the Past: Kanto Chronicles (Pokemon adventure fic)
The Fresh Trainer of Pallet Town (Pokemon Parody rap)
A Study in Sinnoh
Sherlock is a genius, freak, sociopath, consultant detective and in general, a well-rounded asshole! With a thirst for solving human murders and mysteries he never had time for Pokemon or their unjustified high status in the world. "Pokemon are boring." -- that is, until now. Intrigued by a new case and a chance to trump his brother, Sherlock delves into a world he is completely clueless about and triggers a game that spells trouble, not just for him, but all of Sinnoh!
Chapter 5: Released
Chapter 6: Released
Chapter 7: Released
Chapter 8: In progress
The Fresh Trainer of Pallet Town
This was literally drafted up in an hour and is a product of procrastination. It's basically a parody of the theme song to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-air", but as rapped by Gary Oak. I may do a second one on "99 Problems" rapped by Brock, as well as other drabbles. We'll see... Also, if you have a request of another Pokemon character rapping, I'd at the very least consider it.
Having his Pokemon stolen was never scripted. As for travelling with a thief? Yeah, that wasn't planned either... With his growing team of misfits, Wyatt takes on the Indigo League and a revitalized Team Rocket. Oh, don't forget about t
Possible Future Projects:
The Darkrai's Advocates (A Pokemon Mystery Drama fic)
Children of the Vale (A Pokemon Adventure/Friendship fic)
I, Pan Hatta, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo, the Existentialist
"Death is a very dull, dreary affair and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it." - W. Somerset Maugham
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" - Hatter (Lewis Carroll)
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