Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.
Hello I am Williamgbirkin (no it's not my real name his is just awesome!!!)
I also have a Skype account under the same name, so if you'd like to chat, I'm always up to it. Or you could just P.M. me, whatever floats your boat.
Truths About My Stories
I will never write harem
I will never write Yaoi
I may write a threesome, but that will be just because I can and will not affect the pairing (the only exception being NatsuxErzaxMira or NatsuxErzaSxErzaK)
I will call out those coward flamers who use the 'Guest' option to leave their 'opinion' so I can't read their stories and give them mine
I will never write Naruto x Hinata (I personally hate this pairing, I've even stopped reading and removed some of the, in my opinion, best stories on this site from my favorites and/or follow tab in my personal page.)
I will always give Naruto a bloodline
My stories will be Natsu x Erza (S or K), or they will be Natsu x Mira
I will not write Natsu x Lucy
If I had my way, Jellal would go to the worst place imaginable, Danny Bonaduce's bedroom
Sanji will never get a girl
Nami is either with Luffy or with no one
I will never write Ichigo x Orihime
Black Blood: On the night of the Mizuki Incident, the fox gives Naruto a bloodline. How will this effect his life? My answer to Bown Phantom's Hidden Bloodline challenge.
A Fox And A Cat Make What?: Kirabi has left his village again for fun and he watches the Namikaze Minato, the Fourth Hokage, seal the Kyuubi no Yoko into a small child and sees an opportunity for his village. Shoton/Sensor Naruto. Naruto X Yugito.
The Elemental Swordsman: Naruto is a wandering swordsman who wants two things. To collect interesting blades, and to be the best in the world. Naruto X Samui, Ranmaru's doujutsu Naruto.
The Fire Brothers: An abandoned Dragon, a broken God, and a vengeful Demon. Natsu first arrives at fairy tail as part of a three man team of slayers, but no two of them share a father, what will happen to Fairy Tail? Personally, I have no F*cking idea myself, but read on to find out! Natsu x Erza / (Ooc)Zancrow x Mira / Oc x Cana
A Taste Of The Desert: On one of his diplomatic missions to Suna, Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage, brings a five year old Naruto and he hits it off with the Kazekage's children, especially a certain fellow blonde. Shakuton Naruto. Naruto X Temari.
Story(ies) Coming Whenever The Hell I Feel Like It:
Not So Secret: Namikaze Minato, the Fourth Hokage, and Oonoki Of Both Scales, the Third Tsuchikage, make a pact for peace involving a granddaughter and a son. Live Minato and Kushina, Chakra Chain Naruto, Naruto X Kurotsuchi.
The Kit And The Pup: Naruto is born five years earlier, and instead of the Kyuubi, the village is attacked by Roshi, the Jinchuriki of the Yonbi. He is aided in his life by his friends: the fellow genius Uchiha Itachi, the sadistic Mitarashi Anko, the sword crazy purple-head Uzuki Yuugao, and the sweet but feral girl Inuzuka Hana. Live Minato and Kushina, Yoton Naruto, Naruto X Hana.
The Sound Of Love: After randomly encountering Orochimaru, Jiraiya attacks and drives the man away, only to find a five year old girl with beautiful red hair. Jiraiya then decides to take the girl with him to Konoha, where she becomes the adopted younger sister of Kurenai. Live Kushina, Hyoton/Sensor Naruto, Naruto X Tayuya.
Red And Silver: Naruto is Minato's twin brother, and becomes rather 'interested' in a red-eyed heiress. Live Minato and Kushina, Naruto X Mikoto, Tetsudamashi (Soul of iron) Naruto.
The Love Of Sixteen: Naruto is banished from Konoha when he is five for accidentally blowing up the hospital, and eventually meets a girl covered in dirt and whose eyes are his favorite color. Naruto X Fu, Bakuton Naruto.
Scales And Fur: When humans are born, they are given limiters which restrict the use muscles to only ten to twenty percent, saving the full use of their strength for emergencies. Naruto, however, has no such limitations, allowing him to use one hundred percent of his muscles from the time he was born. Naruto X Anko, Hurculean Naruto.
Origami Kitsune: It's the era of the Clan Wars, and the eight year old heir to the Uzumaki clan finds a mysterious blue-haired girl washed up on the beach of Uzu no Kuni. Naruto X Konan, Jiton (magnet)/Sensor Naruto.
Lightning Across The Moon: Ichigo has a twin brother, how will this affect his life? Read and find out! IchigoXSenna OcXTatsuki
Luffy's Assassin: What happens when the crew gets a member that's a world class assassin? LuffyxNami OcxUndecided
June 8, 2013
I am about a quarter of the way through the fifth chapter of Black Blood at the moment. Right now I am considering starting another story, it will be a Naruto x Kurotsuchi fic based on Advent Of Shadow's Secrets. I don't know whether to finish Black Blood first or write them at the same time though. I'll write and post the first chapter and go based off reactions. I'm at my parents' for the summer and my cousin is apparently trying to get me to use my size 14 boot to turn him into a woman.
June 12, 2013
I'm watching those BBC Life DvD's and I have to say, the images are the most beautiful I've ever seen. A little confused as to why they chose Oprah to narrate it, but whatever. I'm almost done with Black Blood Chapter 5, and should post it either today or tomorrow.
June 16, 2013
I have decided to continue on with my story Black Blood and have started chapter 6. I may occasionally write for my story 'Not So Secret', but more than likely I will not.
June 25, 2013
I was almost finished with chapter 6 of Black Blood, and my flash drive broke and now I have to start over. My apologies for any inconvenience.
July 1, 2013
I have had a new flash drive for a few days now, but I honestly haven't been working on anything cause I'm so damn bored. I have no muse. There is no fire in the cracker. There is no ink in the pen. There is no...I got nothing. I may not update for a while. Sorry.
July 4, 2013
I have the beginning and the end done, but I have no motivation. I know how I want the chapter to go, but I don't really care at this point.
July 18, 2013
I honestly should have updated by now, but Internet explorer decided to be a douche and I lost some of my chapter so I had to do it again and it pissed me off, should update tomorrow, but I might not.
August 12, 2013
I'm like ninety percent done with Black Blood chapter eight, but I'm also writing chapter one of Taste Of The Desert, so that might cause a few setbacks.
September 1, 2013
I've written the first chapter of A Taste Of The Desert, and I think that I'll either go for the first chapter of either The Kit And The Pup, or Not So Secret
September 9, 2013
Sorry I haven't updated anything for a bit, but I've gotten caught up in reading a lot of the Mass Effect fics. I usually read the ones that are either complete or at least forty thousand words, so that should explain why it's taking so long.
October 11, 2013
Just finished A Taste Of The Desert chapter two, and posted a new poll.
November 2, 2013
I'm done with Black Blood chapter 9
November 23, 2013
Just finished A Taste Of The Desert chapter 3, the first chapter of A Fox And A Cat Make What? might take a while.
November 27, 2013
I'm just now starting A Taste Of The Desert chapter 4, but it may take a while since I don't have a lot of time to write nowadays.
December 25, 2013
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 31, 2013
I am going to make another chapter this year if it kills me!
December 31, 2013
I DID IT!!!
January 21, 2014
Sorry, but this is my first day back in college, so I'm not going to be able to update even as sporadically as I used to.
February 15, 2014
First chapter of The Fire Brothers is out, hope you enjoy!
March 31, 2014
I was going to post the first chapter of The Elemental Swordsman, but I decided to make the chapter longer, since the average length for one of mine right now is a little over six thousand words.
April 13, 2014
I'm like ninety percent done with Chapter Two of The Elemental Swordsman, but I've got certain parts that I need to fill in.
April 22, 2014
I've been wondering this for a while, but who the fuck is actually moved by Naruto's 'precious people' speil? I mean, come on! If that phrase were any more sugary I'd get diabetes! You're a f*cking ninja, not a Disney cartoon, kill some f*cking people!
April 24, 2014
I posted Chapter 3 of The Elemental Swordsman, and now I'm focusing on A Fox And A Cat Make What. I don't care how long it takes, I'm going to do it, and I'm not updating anything else until I'm done! Then A Taste Of The Desert, because I haven't updated that since before the new year!
May 6, 2014
I decided a week ago that I wasn't going to update until after my college semester ends, which will most likely be on the sixteenth, I just forgot to tell you guys.
May 9, 2014
HOLY F*CK! I just realized that, as of the sixth, Black Blood has been on this sight for a year! A YEAR! That is awesome for me!
May 14, 2014
It's about eight in the morning right now, and my last final is later today, so I will be getting back to writing within twelve hours.
May 14, 2014
It's almost three thirty in the afternoon now, and I am completely finished with this semester of college! I've also changed my major from General Biology, to Criminal Justice. Don't know why I put that there, but hindsight is twenty twenty.
June 20, 2014
Can't F*cking sleep.
July 16, 2014
Yeah, I haven't updated in a while, and I'm really sorry. I've been incredibly lazy with this, as well as the fact that I have a subscription to Star Wars The Old Republic that's about to expire.
July 29, 2014
Once again, I'm sorry. I still haven't updated, but this time there's an actual reason. I've been helping out with the renovations around the house, and I spent nine hours painting yesterday.
August 31, 2014
I'm about seventy five percent done with chapter four of The Elemental Swordsman, and will be done within the next few days.
September 12, 2014
Alright, the chapter is ninety five percent done, just one part to go, and I just can't do it! I know what I want to happen, I just don't have the inspiration to finish it. I don't know why, I want to finish this F*cking chapter, but I can't for some reason.
September 18, 2014
Finally, after three long months, I've finished chapter four of The Elemental Swordsman! I've sent it to BlackSeaReaper, and as soon as he sends it back, I'll post it, and get started on the second chapter of The Fire Brothers!
September 25, 2014
Well, I've started school, and on Saturday, I start my job, so this might take a bit of time. Though, this job is at a Halloween festival, so it'll only take little over a month.
October 10, 2014
Happy birthday, Naruto Uzumaki!
October 13, 2014
I have just found the greatest thing I've ever found on the internet.
An online port for the original Legend of Zelda!
This is a GAME CHANGER!!!
November 5, 2014
I just want you guys to know that I am working diligently on Kokketsu, and I will most definitely be posting it before the New Year.
January 6, 2015
I guess I lied. Sorry everyone. My current college is strange and so my fall/winter semester doesn't end until June 15th, so I have finals coming up. Other than that, I'm just an extremely lazy douche who loves to procrastinate.
Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling.
This concludes experiment log No. 0058