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But please take time to look at mine. Though I must warn you that they tend
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come on grab my hand
I'll be by your side whenever I can
My kisses are yours
and my heart is too
Our love will never end.
It's Adventure Time.
I've been called many things.
The popular ones called me ugly.
The teachers called me slow.
The boys called me fat.
The smart ones called me stupid.
The quiet ones called me obnoxious.
The loud ones called me nothing.
The normal ones called me gross.
That doesn't matter to me.
My mum called me pretty,
My dad called me smart
I am 160 pounds and prefer salad over chocolate.
I may not get into Harvard,
I may be shy,
but I can speak my mind when I want to.
And being normal?
It doesn't matter to me.
Normal is the minority
Odd is the majority
And throughout this odd life of mine,
I have friends to carry me through.
And now a little song I made for you. It goes a little something like this
That Umbridge witch
a bloody bitch
Has appeared at Hogwarts door.
We'll cuss and shout
We'll kick her out
Down with the Minsitry bore.
We have our scars
but not from wars
instead from a bloody pen.
This can't go on
she must be gone
Her reign of terror must end!
-repost this if you hate Umbridge with a passion.
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