Slight Confusion
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-17-12, id: 4423002, Profile Updated: 03-21-15
Author has written 14 stories for Sly Cooper, and Sherlock Holmes.

Disclaimer: Sly Cooper belongs to Sucker Punch, Sanzaru Games, and Nihilistic Software. I don't have ownership of anything within the game series. Neither do I hold ownership of any game corporation, development team, or videogame trademark. I DO own all characters and creations that I create myself, such as Sasha Lionne. If you wish to use them, you must first ask me. Also, I mainly rate my stories in Teen ratings, but that's only a precaution. Most often, any age would be able to handle the content within them.

"Don't ruin my story with your logic!"
Richard castle

I write words. Other people write legible words.
-Me

...Well!
This is awkward, ain't it?

HI!! I'm Slight Confusion. I used to be Thievius Authorious, then I took an arrow to the knee (And a very, very long lazy period). Why'd I change my username? I dunno! I'm confused about it myself.

Why am I back on FF.Net? I got a little tired of writing boring Composition papers, and I grew my video game library (a little too much, in my opinion), so I thought "Hey, why not write some Fanfiction again? So... yeah!

And then I stay dormant for months anyway!

...*sigh*...

Anyway! Thanks for visiting the profile! I hope you enjoy what I've written here, and what I hope to write in the future. :) And if I confused anybody by changing my username, my sincerest apologies.

Oh, and... I've got a Deviantart account... not much there, but... it's there if you want it... meh. :P

http://thievius-authorius.deviantart.com/

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Nightingale Syndrome by Neassa reviews
"Oh, I know what I'm getting myself into. An epic adventure where nothing will go right except the improvisations. Bentley being smarter than all of us, Murray being REALLY confusing, me laughing while Carmelita tries to shoot you... actually, is that a thing that's going to happen? Or has she sworn off raccoon murder during your fake amnesia?" Sequel to Lima Syndrome. Set in Sly 4
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,145 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - OC, Sly C., Bentley, Murray
Sly 5: Return of the Thievious Raccoonus by Fanus Obscurus reviews
Alright, my first fic. This is a story that I am also publishing on the Sly Cooper Fanfiction wiki. This is my vision of Sly 5, a darker tale of the raccoon's adventures. I wish not to give away to much, so read away fair readers. Also, while not listed, this will include romance and a bit of whatever I decide to add. Reviews are appreciated. Bugs fixed, I'm back in business.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F., OC
Sly Cooper: Sly as a Fox by Deags reviews
A mysterious figure only known as "A.C" has just looted the most famous piece of art known in the anthropomorphic world, the Mona Lisa. Not only that, the thief has also bested some of Interpol's greatest agents, and for the trifecta; aims to beat the Cooper Gang at their own game.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,230 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012
By A Thread by An Amber Pen reviews
Sarah's whole world just got turned on its ear. She's lost in another dimension and is all alone on the perilous streets of Megakat City. Little does she know that she's about to cross paths with two guys who could help her out if she could just connect the dots. There's just one little problem: keeping secrets won't help her get home. Rated T for later chapters.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Chance F./T-Bone, Jake C./Razor
One Lil' Gal by Ramona Bandicoot reviews
When pulling off a heist with Carmelita to save Sly and the gang from Toothpick in the Old West, Tennessee is reminded of one special lil' gal. -Oneshot-
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Tennessee Kid - Complete
Sly Cooper: Betrayal of the Heart by Emile The Watcher reviews
Suspended, threatened with dismissal. Carmelita takes fate into her own hands and quits before shes fired. Now, she has to turn to her former prize to help her put her life back together. But not everything is as it seems for the two of them. Sly now has to work with Carmelita, training her to be a part of his crew, while working to have her open up to him again. Read and Review.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,933 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Samos Sure Has a Green Thumb by DuckofIndeed reviews
During the events of "Jak II", Daxter is busy bothering Keira in the race garage as she works on the Rift Rider. While pondering some very difficult questions concerning time travel, he inadvertently comes upon Keira's greatest secret….
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Daxter, Keira - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

To Learn the Science of Deduction: A Crime in Cobalt reviews
Think Sir Galleth was the only Cooper of England? Think again! Meet Sylvester 'Sherlock' Cooper, and Benjamin Watson; England's best crime SOLVING team! Can this duo stop a world-renowned thief's attempts for glory? Or is there more than meets the eye to this mystery?
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013
Pranks for the Memories! reviews
Hmm... a raccoon with a fear of water, a genius turtle, and another raccoon with pranking in his blood... what's the worst that could happen?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, OC - Complete
Don't Cash in, Cooper reviews
CASH IN: To obtain retire from a gambling game; to settle accounts and draw for an involvement. Used in 19th century Western cities and towns, most notably those that house Gunslinging, Bandit-Robbing Expert Raccoon Thieves: To Die. Can Tennessee pull an ace from up his sleeve?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Tennessee Kid
To be a Thievius Raccoonus reviews
Sly's been having troubling dreams lately; each more confusing and seemingly meaningless than the last. And, currently, more violent. What happens when one of these dreams leads him to a great ally? And to an even greater evil? What shall time have in store for the Cooper Gang? Sly and the gang, in... To be a Thievius Raccoonus.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray
The Game of Wings reviews
The elegant Game of Kings, chess, takes a turn for the wierd with the Cooper Gang. Who will emerge victorious? A short one-shot.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
Don't Blink, trust me reviews
"My toes stubbed into rocks, into the fallen branches, into what seemed like everything in this entire danged forest. I didn't dare to look back, worrying that when I turned back that it would be in front of me. And if it was, I could blink. And that's something you really shouldn't do. Blink... and you die."
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
And the man in the back said reviews
Sly and the gang travel to a ball to steal a massive diamond! But Carmelita and Interpol is here too... will Sly be light enough on his feet to make Carmelita's heart dance?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Bentley, Murray - Complete
To never be forgotten reviews
Sly and the gang are after something grander than coins this heist... One-shot for Memorial Day. Rated to be safe. Want more Fan Fiction? Check out my DA page! (link in profile)
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Bentley, Murray - Complete
Raccoons Writing Wrongs
It's a wierd feeling when you're own character starts to write. What happens when Gregory decided to create a book of Sly and the Gang's adventures?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sly C.
What happens in War reviews
I love the smell of bullets in the morning... it smells like... victory... And apparently, so does the Cooper Gang!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Panda K. - Complete
To Fabricate a Faberge
Sly and the gang (including Gregory) are out on another heist! This time, they're to steal a fabled treasure from Russia's lost history. But can they steal it before they get egg on their faces? Two part story for Easter.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,606 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray - Complete
To Be Smoke on the Water reviews
The greatest part of a heist is the escape, any good thief can tell you that. But due to a shortage of supplies, can Sly keep his getaways clean? A small story that I'll try to work on over the coming weeks. (Put on Hold for lack of inspiration to continue)
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray
To Stand for Truth, Justice, and the Raccoonian Way! reviews
Sly and the gang take a much needed vacation in D.C., for the upcoming President's Day. Can the gang stop whatever heinous plot might be unfolding?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sly C. - Complete
To Steal a Woman's Heart reviews
Even master thieves can be lonely on Valentine's day, and boy, is Sly a good example of that! But this Valentine's Day is going to be different. Can Sly steal the keys to her heart, or will they never be together again? A One-Shot I thought up a while ago, for Valentine's Day! (Placed JUST before To Be a Thievius Raccoonus)
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete