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Joined 12-17-12, id: 4423112, Profile Updated: 12-17-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hi, I'm j45to7. I like reading, order, and learning new things. My hobbies are reading, learning languages, playing go, and studying laws. I dislike driving but I like biking. I also dislike the idea of a federal Europe so don't ever talk to me about that. I think kitties are super cool even when they're ugly. Cat videos are even cooler.

I write very slowly and only submit stories that are 100% written so rhythm of new stories publication will be sporadic but updates should flow if the stories are multi-chaptered.

I don't have much experience with writing because though I have been on ffnet since 2006 I'm a super slow and unreliable person who never completed an entire multi-parts story, but I'll do my best.

I'm aware that my grammar is shoddy and my vocabulary is virtually non-existent as English is not my first language and the Internet only takes you so far, but believe me when I say that I write better than I talk (= stories are better than profile page) because I can pace the sentences better and have a better use of commas in writing while everything I say tends to run on and on.

Let's get along!

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361 points by ylg reviews
recueil de drabbles autour d'un goban :: 1ère vignette : où Hikaru donne une partie soi disant pédagogique à Akari. 2e: l'importance d'avoir un partenaire pour jouer. 3e: et le respect d'un adversaire ? 4e: chaque partie est un combat. 5e: tout ne se résoud pas avec une partie de Go... MàJ, 6e: mais toutes les parties de Go peuvent se résoudre. 7e: l'appartement de Waya ! ::gen::
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai, Akira T., Y. Waya
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,830 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Et maintenant by DjinnAtwood reviews
Ses parents sont morts. Son frère est mort. Comment Sasuke réagit-il à ces deux évènements à neuf ans d'intervalle ?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Inari by insertxcoolxnamexhere reviews
Promise: To commit oneself by a promise to do or give; pledge. Kakashi x OC Slow burner. I don't own Naruto (only the OCs)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 128,717 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Ottimi presupposti per un'amabile ossessione by kyuukai11
Hashirama era stato solo alla disperata ricerca di aiuto, una fonte di calore che lo potesse salvare da un mondo gelido ed ostile che voleva rubargli ogni briciolo di umanità e giovinezza. E l'amore che tanto avrebbe voluto diffondere nei cuori delle persone. E lo avrebbe trovato, un'anima ardente e ribelle, più di lui. Ma non avrebbe mai pensato di rimanervi bruciato.
Naruto - Rated: T - Italian - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Izuna U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
C'est quoi cette odeur? by Maeve Fantaisie reviews
Watanuki ne voulait pas l'avouer, mais il connaissait donc Dômeki par coeur. C'était bien pour cela que ce jour-là, dans la cour de Yûko, quand Dômeki prononça son traditionnel "C'est quoi, cette odeur?" et que Watanuki n'avait rien cuisiné, ce dernier resta bête un moment. Il avait bien le droit. - DômeWata - Pas de spoil.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/21/2012 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Things That Don't Exist by shadoedseptmbr reviews
After the war, Hermione is being watched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Ce que l'équipe 19 n'est plus autorisée à faire by White Damon reviews
Traduction d'une fic de H.E. Gray. L'équipe Dix Neuf. Senseï: Morino Ibiki. Genins: Umino Iruka, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo. L'Enfer va se déchaîner sur Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009
Nepenthe by Rayneken reviews
Sasuke wakes up without a memory, and struggles to understand a world he has no place in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sasuke U.
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled genius. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,212 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 597 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by janually reviews
Of all the ridiculous missions Tsunade has assigned Sakura in the past, this one takes the cake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,092 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Deux by Maeve Fantaisie reviews
Sasuke haussa un sourcil dans un regard qui signifiait: "Qu'est-ce que j'en sais? L'idiot ici, ce n'est pas moi". Naruto eut la furieuse envie de lui envoyer son dentifrice à la figure. - Tout léger SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Scenes Over a Goban by opalish reviews
Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Fully Alive by LynLin reviews
Waya doesn't believe the rumors going around that Shindou is walking down the streets holding hands with a man. Well, not until he sees with it his own eyes. Wait. Wait a second. Oh crap. SaiHikaru, but more friendship than anything
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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Apple of your eye reviews
Obito always thought that, by surviving the war, he had stolen the life that rightfully belonged to Kakashi. A look at what may have been had different eyes been exchanged. fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruko U.
End of the World, Luna style reviews
The story of how Professor McGonagall became convinced that there was a deity somewhere that hated her, and why, on the contrary, Headmaster Dumbledore really likes cute little Luna Lovegood. Time travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Luna L., Minerva M. - Complete
Life of Remus reviews
Before being Professor Lupin, Remus went through several names that defined his existence. Remus, from before his birth to the moment he met Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Remus L. - Complete