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Joined 12-17-12, id: 4423585, Profile Updated: 07-06-15
Author has written 7 stories for Web Shows.

Hey guys!

So this thing used to be hella long but then I was like... meh

I'm Bethany. I'm 21 years old. I'm most easily reachable on tumblr, where I go by realityisnoplacetolive. I'm currently in college, studying American Sign Language with the hopes of becoming an interpreter. I also read WAY too many fanfics and I write almost constantly, but I very rarely publish anything (oops).

If you know me for anything, it's probably my parody fic, When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody (cheesy name, I know... it was a long time ago). It actually came in 3rd place in the 2013 Tumblr Phanfic Awards for Best AU and 2nd place for Originality (thank you so so much to everyone who voted!!)

Otherwise, you might be here for our group's massive Phandom Big Bang collab fic, Nerdfighteria Island: In Which Drama, Miscommunication, and Peer Pressure Threaten to Destroy an Entire Civilization, which was written, edited, and illustrated by a team of 16 amazing people, ranging in age from 13-26, over 11 months, from six different countries which was one of the most difficult, insane, and rewarding things I've ever attempted.

Credits for that are as follows:

Authors: Jamie, Lilly, Emma, Katisha, Val, Stephanie, A, Naomi, Holly, Chelsea, Boots, Angela, and me

Betas: Gina & Brittani

Artist: Alex

(click here to see Jamie's epilogue for our story)

Please do be aware that this particular fic contains both Tom Milsom and Alex Day as fairly prominent characters. For the record, the story was completely written and published long before any of the allegations against these men came to light and we do not support them any longer.

Besides those two chaptered fics, I've just got a few oneshots here. They all contain way too much dialogue, not nearly enough description, substantial plot holes, and took a ridiculous amount of time to write. Enjoy.

If you're here for some other reason... well, good luck to you! I sincerely hope you find what you're looking for!

Best wishes,

- Bethany

EDIT: the link to read Problematic on my tumblr is here!!

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The Johns Green by CertainlyUncertain reviews
Formerly titled "Journeys Begin in Lovers' Meeting." The story of how Other John Green came to join the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers and met his coach, his team, and his bald, mustachioed future husband.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,822 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
You're My Morphine by uhnonniemiss reviews
Phan Oneshot. Phil's mind has been broken; whenever anything worries him, his body reacts with some kind of injury. He begins to push away those he loves, but what will happen when the person he loves most of all threatens to leave forever? Angst with a side of fluff. Warnings for alcohol abuse, blood and scenes of paranormal harm. Please review for my love metaphorical socks xxx
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Adhesive Ducks by uhnonniemiss reviews
Oneshot. Dan slips in the shower during an intimate moment, and fluff ensues. Contains strong language and suggestive themes/ very mild smut at the beginning, but mostly fluffiness :) Phan obviously. Free lobster marriage for all reviewers xxx
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Through The Lies Comes Clarity by xoRosiePosiexo reviews
When Dan wakes up after a car accident, he is missing the memory of the last few years of his life. With the help of Phil and his old youtube videos, he slowly rediscovers himself, but some things may have been better left forgotten.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Swing at the End of the World by uhnonniemiss reviews
AU where humans are given a watch at birth that shows you how much time you have left before you die. The year is 2025, and Phil's watch has ticked down to his final day, so Dan helps him carry out his last wish. Warnings: Character death, mentions of cancer.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Maybe Not Then by ijustlovemesomefriedchicken reviews
If Fanfiction had a behind the scenes, this would be it.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Perspective by RedHershey reviews
A different perspective on an AU Phan (DanisotonfirexAmazingphil) story. My first one-shot. This one's hard to summarize, so give it a shot, please. K. Thanks.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
A Cry You Can Hear at Night by hurleycat reviews
If they had crossed paths only a moment later, neither of them would have seen tomorrow. (Phan, a little sadness, etc…)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,465 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Icepacks and Birthday Parties by amijusttumblinalone reviews
dan and phil go to pj's house for dan's birthday party but phil gets hurt. dan comforts him and it's all really cute, fluff
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj - Complete
A Sick Phil by phanomatopoeia reviews
Basically, Phil is sick and Dan takes care of him. Lots of fluff.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Chance Encounters by fatedfortunes reviews
The adventures of an American abroad when she crosses paths with two of our favorite British YouTubers Straight Phan-fiction, Dan/OC, Phil/OC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,714 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
cherries by livvylovesyou reviews
"Alone I can still feel his lips. I can still taste the cherries." or, Phil receives an unexpected kiss at a party / Potential Phil/Dan. Oneshot.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Demons by HarryPForever reviews
Dan self-harms and is anorexic. Can Phil help him battle his demons, or is he too tightly held in their grip? (Phan) WARNING: may be triggering.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Hide and Seek by W1ndeh reviews
The Fantastic Foursome are having a sleepover. They decide to play hide and seek in the dark which leads to a few small unexpected events. Phan, Cherimon, and Kickthestickz. A story from Dans POV, orriginally a one shot, but now is going to have multi chapters. (I am considering writing more to this. If i get enough interest, i will. PM for ideas and i might include them)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Tale About Llamas, Horror Movies, Star-Patterned Pajamas, And OTP by whydis reviews
Dan and Phil, a horror movie, tipsy action and lots of irony from the author
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Stronger by thedayyoufindoutwhy reviews
Dan gets attacked and fights back. Phil is there to help him through the aftermath. Violence warnings. Phan from the get go.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Cold by schautomatic reviews
Yes, Dan decided, extreme measures needed to be taken. It was time to begin Operation Steal Phil's Blanket. (crack!fic w/ smidgen of fluff at the end)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
I Won't Ever Leave by SyneFurrier reviews
It's the middle of the night and there's a thunderstorm. Dan can't sleep but he doesn't want to wake Phil.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Take Your Time by thedayyoufindoutwhy reviews
Dan is acting weird after coming home from a date, so Phil approaches him. danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. Not what you expect..ONESHOT.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Country of the Heart by Mousme reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sam finds himself put in foster care after being hospitalized for meningitis. For a while he thinks he's found "normal," but when John and Dean go missing on a hunt, he sets out to reunite the family he's always truly wanted.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Internet is for Badly Written Porn by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
The members of Chameleon Circuit are taking the piss on badly-written Cherimon. But Alex and Charlie aren't the only ones who have been written about badly, which Liam finds hilarious, and Edd finds terrifying.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011
Brother's Day by HappyChaos3D reviews
Sammy faces a problem when everyone in his class has to make cards for Mother's Day. But when he recalls the last week when he and Dean were left alone, he finds the answer. Brotherly shmoop, suspense and some hurt/comfort for good measure. Sam 6 Dean 10
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Remember When by Selecasharp reviews
After landing in the hospital with meningitis, Dean has to take care of Sam, who's made himself sick worrying about him. Featuring sick!Dean AND sick!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Run by kokoda2007 reviews
An accident, a concussion, things quickly spiral out of control for Sam when his family fails him. Teen Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
You Okay? by QuMerc reviews
Dad, that's the way it works. Sam sounded like he was talking to a child...well, someone younger than him anyway. We watch each other's backs. PreSeries.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Nothing Better To Do by CrazieDasie reviews
While at number 12 Grimmauld Place, Hermione and Ginny develop crushes on Sirius Black. Possible pairings of: SBGW, RLHG, SBHG, RLNT, CWNT, RWHG (finished)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,267 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Sirius B., Ginny W.
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Problematic reviews
Late one night, Dan stumbles across the blog phanfic and is captivated by the reality tag. He wonders, if these writers had access to a few more choice details about his and Phil's relationship, just how close to reality could they get? He decides to find out.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
A Twisted Surprise reviews
Twister: it's all fun and games until someone's honor is on the line.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, TomSka - Complete
Nerdfighteria Island reviews
*Complete!* (In which drama, miscommunication, and peer pressure threaten to destroy an entire civilization) There has been a very grave incident on Nerdfighteria Island. Phil is in the hospital, Alex Day is in protective custody, and rumor is Carrie Hope Fletcher started a guerrilla war. Drama and miscommunication abound, but thirteen testimonies promise to set the record straight
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Nerimon, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody (deleted scenes) reviews
As the title states, this fic will be a collection of deleted scenes from "When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody". It will not make much sense and it will be updated on a "when I feel like it" basis. Reader discretion is advised...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody reviews
*Complete!* Fifteen-year-old Melanie Ruso didn't mean any harm; she just wanted Dan and Phil to be happy. That's why she wrote them eighty-three phanfics. But what happens when, through some magical circumstances, she accidentally forces her idols to live out her fantasies? Strap yourselves in folks, this is going to be one wild ride! (Rated T for language)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,507 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
A Secret Shame reviews
A story in which Dan and Phil finally come clean... (This story was originally intended to be the second chapter of my ridiculously long fic, "When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody", but was converted into a one-shot when I decided to take that story a different direction)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
A Fanfiction About Fanfiction reviews
Basically, I just get meta about fanfiction (One-shot: Charlie McDonnell/OC/OC... I guess)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete