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Joined 12-18-12, id: 4425045, Profile Updated: 06-06-15
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fairy Tail, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, and Kane Chronicles.

I may not be the best writer but I am persistent. I will keep writing until I am finished. Critiscm only makes me better. If it's good, it boosts my morale and if it's bad It just fuels my rage which keeps me going. Thanks to all who read and people who like my writing( typing[ Who really gives a crap?]; I respect you for that.

I like Percy Jackson and Kane Chronicles. Mythology in general really, but Rick Riordan is my fav. author. To all you die hard reading fans (the same for Percy and Kane fans) thank you for your contributions to society by reading, even if it's on the internet. That's where I mostly do mine, though.

Man, I can't believe I forgot to mention I love anime, Doctor Who, the Saints,The Oakland Raiders, Houston Texans, and Green Bay Packers, Ole Miss Rebels, Chicago Blackhawks, Sherlock, Supernatural, Arrow, All things Marvel and all things DC, etc. etc. I'm just one big ball of everything.

HAPPY READING YOU GUYS!


Stats:

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Height: 6' 0''

Weight: 165 lbs.

Nationality: Mixed( African-American and White)

Nearsighted: I have to wear glasses, but I own contacts as well. I just prefer glasses.

Atk: 65/100

Def: 65/100

Sta: 69/100

Humor Ability: 98/100

Bi-polardness: 100/100( Only when I choose to be{All the time})

Reading Capability: 100/100

Overall: OFF THE CHARTS

Address: You Wish You Knew It St.

School: BMS( School initials) It's not in Arkansas( So you know)


Since My Lucky Number is Every One Else's Unlucky Number:
13 Things You Didn't Know About Me:
1. I've always dreamed of picking a fight with at least 1 of my friends.( And tons of people I despise)
2.My favorite sandwich is cold bologna and apple jelly.
3. My favorite ALL-TIME scripture is: And my father dwelt in a tent.
4.I am EXTREMELY flirtatious.( Everybody might already know that...)
5. I like screwing with peoples' heads.
6. i witnessed our fully decorated Christmas Tree fall on my little brother. At the time, I felt extremely sorry and guilty, but now that he's grown up and has NO moral compass, I wish the tree had knocked him upside his head a little harder to put some sense into that thick skull of his.
7. (Coincidentally)I used to be addicted to Pumpkin Spice Liquid Coffee Creamer.
8. At my first dance, my sister had the bright idea to take a picture of me and the girl dancing. Only drawback was that her phone couldn't take a clear picture so that memory was totally wasted.
9. I'm thinking of going to college to get a degree in teaching.
10. History is my favorite subject.( I might get a degree to teach history)
11. I'm working on submitting an idea for a cartoon project to the company that created classics like Fairly Odd Parents, Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.( It's seriously hard work)
12. I punched my best friend in the gut in 3rd grade because he wouldn't stop bragging. He later got me back by jumping off a hill and karate kicking me to the ground in 4th grade. We're still best friends.
13. *Courtesy of my dad* The number one thing I will say to my children is, " Just listen to what I say, and you know you'll be doing good."

25 Fun Things to do at McDonald's:

2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”

6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”

7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.

8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)

9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”

10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.

11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)

12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and when somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”

13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)

14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)

15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.

16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.

17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)

18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.

19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”

20. Act like annoying while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.

21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.

22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.

23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)

24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)

25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!"

18 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Go into the candy Isle and scream, " WHY DOES MY TOOTH HURT?"
17. Have a dance contest with yourself on the monitor when you first walk through the doors to see who wins.
18. Walk into the building with a ski mask and carry a gym bag. Go through your usual shopping list and when you get to the cashier and ask out of no where, " How would you like to die?"

I am that guy, the one who likes books more than most girls. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what he did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to his values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the guy...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the guy that people look through when I say something. I am the guy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the guy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the guy that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a guy friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the guy that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the guy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the guy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only he would like, who can express himself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!


My OC: Scott Arminlo- I pretty much modeled him after me and my personality.


Once upon a time in a small school in Oklahoma, there was a class that taught English. One day, when the teacher asked for the class's homework to be passed to the front of the room, a little boy did NOT turn his in. The teacher asked dissappointedly, " Sammy, did you not do your homework?" Sammy shook his head no, and put his head down, " Well, Sammy, you know what you have to do. Get up and say your ABC's." The boy walked up to the front of the room and asked a question, " Ma'am, may I please use the restroom first?"
" No, sir, you cannot. We will start class after you say your ABC's, and we can't wait for you to get done using the latrine." The boy nodded and began, " A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,..., Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z." The teacher replied, mystified, " Where's the 'P'?" The boy replied sheepishly, embarrased, " ...down my le~g..."

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Gajeel and Levy: From A to Z by Armageddon Angel reviews
26 one-shots on the life and love of Gajeel and Levy. Stories range from the humorous to angsty to fluffy and everything in between. Part of my Fairy Tail Project. Chapter 17: Q is for Question
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,199 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
The Blood Of Olympus by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The Giants have risen once again, and now Gaea needs the blood of Olympus in order to reawaken from Tartarus. Percy must protect his friend at any cost. Reyna needs to bring peace between the Greeks and Romans. Leo has been having dreams of a strange goddess veiled in shadows, who warns of the betrayal of his friends. Everyone has something to lose. . . Who will survive in the end?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna
Kane Chronicles and Heroes of Olympus cross-over by SadieKaneandAnnabethChaseLuver reviews
The Kanes chase a monster into Manhattan. Our heroes in Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter also chase a monster into Brooklyn. The teams meet by the border of the cities. The monsters disappear. This leads them to be enemies. But with a huge war coming up, greater than the Gaea war and the Apophis war, they have to become allies or the whole world will suffer under evil's control…
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,886 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
Inuyasha vs Hell by matthew.stephens.5836 reviews
This is the first chapter of my new story Inuyasha vs Hell. This takes place 10 years after the end of Inuyasha the Final Act. After 13 years since the defeat of Naraku and 10 years since the return of Kagome, it's been peaceful, but all that changes when one day the 9 most powerful enemies they ever encounter appear. Can the be beaten? I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA IN ANY WAY.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2013
The House Of Hades by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The House of Hades Holds the Key; To Destroying the World and Restoring Peace. Percy and Annabeth have been casted into the darkest parts of the Underworld to do the unimaginable. Meanwhile, their friends have to sail to Greece to close the mortal side of The Doors of Death. But the real leader of this quest isn't even part of the Prophecy of Seven... It's Nico di Angelo. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 130,440 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fanfiction Choice Awards Nominees by Lightning-at-221b reviews
FCA Nominees. Actual Award show now up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
The Greeks meet The Egyptians by DottedHearts reviews
Everything went out smoothly until Thalia blasted a mortal... without her knowing she blasted Carter... Please do a Review! thanks! (I suck at Summaries) but hey i love writing! (So suck it all up!) JK!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012
Breaking The Gods by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,442 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Not a Coincidence by SugarIsHEALTHY reviews
Is it a coincidence that Carter and Sadie have to go to a school that already has more than enough magical beings? Maybe. Probably not. I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Percy J., Carter K.
Nico's Quest by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Crazy Feelings by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nephthys is Anubis' mom. Nephthys possessed Zia. Anubis possessed Nico. Now where does that leave Zia and Nico? The two manage to find some common ground after a bitter argument.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Nico A., Zia - Complete
Escape From Camp Half Blood by Asilda reviews
Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
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The Song Has Changed reviews
Years after the Music Meister's stint of almsot ruling the planet with song, he breaks free from Arkham a changed, smarter man. He only wants to live in peace and settle down as opposed to seeking revenge on Batman. But what if he finds out Batman's true identity! Does his plan change? (I've always found it unfair that the Music Meister was a great character with only 1 episode..)
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/2/2014
Gajeel: Early Beginnings reviews
This is my guess on how Gajeel lived after Metalicana abandoned him to fend for himself plus many other mysteries that were introduced in Fairy Tail. I hope you all enjoy! "M" for language. It's Fairy Tail, what do you expect?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Gajeel R., Rogue C.
Rebellious of a Certain Kind reviews
Scott was leading a normal pre/ teen life with his mom. But after he finds out that Jim Arminlo isn't really his dad, violent events take place when a rebellious side of him comes out in his personal life. When his mom decides to send him to jail for a preview of his future, his ancestry comes to light. Set after TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J.
This Isn't a Love Song
At the end of Blood of Olympus, Leo and Calypso are reunited. Well, I decided to continue this story for one more go. The trio of Calypso, Leo, and Festus must survive an auto-mechanic junkyard, a love god, a god who can't be loved, and save those who have risked it all in the name of love and friendship. And hopefully, they tie up a few loose ends along the way. Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/19
Death Rides on a Storm reviews
Sequel to Who Are You? After the fight with Parava, Percy, Carter, Annabeth, Sadie, and Zia must deal with a naga threat. This time, the group won't be together. They will to split up and take on this new threat. But on the inside, a new development occurs; Nico di Angelo has been added to the mix but a new ally might be more chaos than help. "T" for mild language.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Zia, Walt S.
Who Are You? reviews
Percy just wanted to drive to the library and pick up a book on architecture for Annabeth's birthday. After all, it is his duty as her boyfriend. As he is looking for the perfect book for her a curly-haired dude runs into him. They clash and soon find out they're just part of the bigger picture of fights soon to come. Set after TLO and TSS. Except Percy doesn't have COA.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Percy J., Carter K. - Complete