The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

I promise to remember the gods

and remember what they do

I do this for my love for them

and it will ALWAYS be renewed

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you think the Percy Jackson movie should be remade, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

I kind of got this from Daughter of Poseidon25434, but I just HAD to post it! Know here's a little something I cooked up.

I'm that carefree girl, who skips around enjoying life with her head in the clouds, while around her on the freeway cars are swerving and smashing into each other, trying to avoid hitting "that crazy girl in the middle of the road.".

Post on your profile if, like me, you're like that! :)

AGHHH! I forgot to introduce myself! Well, my name is _. I'm _ years old, and I live in _. ( Sorry for the secrecy! )

Okay, so now here are some quotes that I love, some funny some not. Enjoy!

-Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

-You can't spell BEAUTIFUL without BE YOU.

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

-It's a beautiful day-Now watch some idiot mess it up.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

-I'd rather have few days of wonderful then a lifetime of nothing special.

-I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

-When nothing goes right...Go left.

Here is something else to make you laugh!

10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE:

1) Name your dog "Dog".

2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

3) Begin all your sentences with "Ooh la la!".

4) Speak only in a "robot" voice.

5) Wear your pants backwards.

6) Ask people what gender they are.

7) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

8) Sing along at the opera.

9) Mow your lawn with scissors.

10) Honk and wave to strangers.

You like? Post this on your profile if you have done at least ONE of these things. Post this on your profile if you intend to do one of these things in the future. Post this on your profile if you like this, and tell people it comes from yours truly! This next stuff I got from AceOfSpades53001, but they said to copy and paste, so I'm NOT a thief!

Oh, and one more thing. Please check out my first fanfic! It's entitled "Percy meet the Cullens", and I would so appreciate it if you would read and review. Thanks!

Dear Math,

I am not your therapist.

It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.

Also, stop asking me to find your X.

She is NOT coming back to you.

Don't ask Y, just accept it.

Copy and Paste if you agree.

if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight

Dear Friend,

I just had two birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak

Truth. Just plain truth. If you are not a Christain and believe in something else, I respect your beliefs and apologize if that offended you.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes! And proud of it!)

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who's the crazy one here." 10 out of 10 times, it's me.

When standing next to me, don't ask, "What's wrong with you?" You'll get a PowerPoint Presentation.

When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who are you talking to?" 9 out of 10 times, I'm talking to myself.

When standing next to me, don't ask me a question. I'll start spacing out and come up with something completely random.

When standing next to me, don't ask what I've been doing. 8 out of 10 times I'll glare at you and say, "Why, what have you heard?"

When standing next to me, don't ask me how my day went. I'll either start screaming about how horrible or wonderful it was. There's no in between.

When standing next to me, don't ask to borrow something. Most times, I'll start looking for one, then get distracted by something else and end up telling you a story that's hilarious to me but makes no sense to you.

When standing next to me, don't ask, "Read any good books lately?" You'll be dragged to a library while I give a synopsis of every book in the place.

Copy and paste this if it applies to you!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

-You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

-You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

-You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

-You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

-When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any expierience)

-You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

-You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

-You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

-You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

-You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

-You look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

-You try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

-everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

-everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

-you talk about them nonstop.

-You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

-You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

-Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (Just in case)

-When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

-You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

-You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

-When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

-You cried when you finished TLO

-You eat, sleep, and breathe the characters

-Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (soooooooo guilty)

-You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough MAYBE cough)

-You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

-If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (she's SO gonna die!)

-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

-You know which pages the good parts are on.

-You start hearing Percabeth or other pairings in every song you hear.

-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

-You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Posiedon, i'd say, perhaps if it was my mom then: Athena Ya IK weird, but I love doing things I think Athena kids do, and posiedon kids do...)

-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

-You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

-You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

-You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

-You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

-You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

-You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

-The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

-On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

-You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

-You know PJO better then most sane people (Yup)

-You know what you would do if you were Percy

-You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

-At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)

-You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

-Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

-You are trying to learn Greek

-You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

-You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)

-You have an instant crush on Nico! (EW) -You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

-You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

-You want to learn Latin

Funny things to do on an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Thank you, Ace!

If you have ever started a conversation just by saying one word, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there is someone you know who doesn't like reading, and you have tried to convince them to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have pranked your sibling(s), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have been to a steak house, and ordered anything BUT steak, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the world running out of chocolate is just as bad/worse than global warming, copy and paste this on your profile.

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY;

#1 Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

#2 This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

#3 Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

#4 Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

#5 OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

NOTICE:

THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICE.

YOUR NOTICING IT

HAS BEEN NOTED

& WILL BE REPORTED

TO THE AUTHORITIES.

Movies, Books, Quotes, Songs.

Have You Ever Noticed How They're Always About LOVE?

Well, I'm In Love With Only One Thing.

BEING SINGLE.

Copy and paste if you agree.

TOP 10 QUESTIONS TO ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS

1) If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

2) When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

3) If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

4) Can you cry underwater?

5) Does the postman deliver his own mail?

6) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

7) Can crop circles be square?

8) Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

9) Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

10) How come lemon washing liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavourings?

Copy and paste on your profile if you have asked yourself at least one of these questions.

Copy and paste on your profile if you have asked someone else at least one of these questions.

OKAY, SO I WENT TO A HOCKEY GAME LAST NIGHT WITH MY FRIEND, HESTIA11, AND WE HAD A BLAST!!!! :D WE STARTED SINGING "SCREAM AND SHOUT", BY AND BRITTANY SPEARS, EVEN THOUGH THAT SONG WASN'T PLAYING. THE TWO PEOPLE SITTING NEXT TO US LOOKED AT US LIKE WE WERE CRAZY (WHICH WE ARE!). THEN THERE WAS ALSO THE FACT THAT WE WERE TALKING AS WELL AS ENJOYING THE GAME, AND I GUESS TO OTHERS IT LOOKED LIKE WE LOST OUR SANITY, BECAUSE WE LAUGHING OUR HEADS OFF DURING THE MOST INTENSE PARTS OF THE GAME. *SIGH, YOU JUST GOT TO LOVE HOCKEY! :P

WARNING: This quote is not meant to offend boys, girls who are dating a boy, or girls who are obsessed with boys.

If a boy is the best thing that has ever happened in your life, get a life.

-mom

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU AGREE!

I am bored now. I will now be spontaneously random.

(:) I EAT VIRTUAL COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST! (:)

WHY IS IT CALLED A HAMBURGER IF MADE OF BEEF?!

A DUCK WALKS UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND...:O

KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE? PANCAKES! PANCAKES WHO? JUST PANCAKES!!!!!!

CAPS ARE FUN!

IT'S RAINING, IT'S POURING, AND OLD ZEUS IS SNORING!

SIDE EFFECTS FROM READING THIS INCLUDE: SUDDEN URGE TO BE RANDOM, SPONTANEOUS BREAKING OUT IN DANCE, AND NASAL CONGESTION.

I LIKE PJs!

THE LEG BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE...

JELLYBEANS!

IF 1plus1=WINDOW, DOES 2plus2=DOOR?

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR PAPER TO BEAT ROCK? IS PAPER JUST GOING TO WRAP UP ROCK WITHOUT ROCK PUTTING UP A FIGHT?! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SCISSORS...

SOCKS ARE COOL.

WHY?!?!?!

BECAUSE MACARONI TASTES GOOD.

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE ALSO RANDOM!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy and paste if you are against RACISM.

I got this from Flying-DANDELION.

Why am I "borrowing" stuff from random people's profiles?...

Because that's just how I ROLL!!!!

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU DO THIS TOO!