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The Pie Equation
by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,161 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Heir and the Spare
by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6590 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 6,065 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
by chinchin unicorn reviews
They are young, dumb, and full of...yeah, you know what. Then their parents go ahead and get married. Well, dang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 78,148 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 4,686 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/31/2012
Pick Up Line
by SingoftheLionandLamb reviews
"Hello, I'm Edward Cullen and I would shake your hand but that sign over there says not to touch the masterpieces." Edward is a wealthy businessman who's not really looking for love. But when he gets dared to pick up a feisty Bella Swan in an art museum, it worked out better than he could have ever imagined. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,171 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
You Came Too Early
by Elliania reviews
Complete, but for the epilogue. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,290 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 3,695 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
by Beware Drop Bear reviews
High school is brutal. With it's cliques and soulless rumour mill, we're lucky if we make it out unscathed. My name's Izzy Swan and I planned to coast through high school without getting caught up in either of those things, but one stupid mistake has landed me in the number one spot of the latter. I'm no longer Izzy Swan, I'm 'That Girl.' My new plan? Try to make it out alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Bella, Edward