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Joined 08-21-03, id: 442728, Profile Updated: 06-06-09
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter.

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Changing Tides by acidroses reviews
Professor McGonagall places a spell on Draco and Hermione, making them unable to be further than 3m apart... until they can get along with each other. This is due to the big fight between Hermione and Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Nightmares by Trinity Day reviews
Jean and Scott are having nightmares. A preseries look into the beginning of their friendship. Complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Masquerade by ShoeThrower reviews
Valentine wears many masks. But he doesn't understand why. ValtineHelena.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
That Last Goodbye by ShoeThrower reviews
Helena returns for one hour after her mom's recovery. Valentine has to say goodbye again, and this time, it will be even harder. ValentineHelena
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Hedwig, I Don't Think We're At Hogwarts Anymore by PotentialDarkWizard reviews
What does it mean when a twister hits Hogwarts? That it's time for a Wizard of Oz parody of course! A humourous tale in which Harry finds himself somewhere over the rainbow, and though everyone looks familiar, no one is who they seem!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,710 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Registration by Wyrmskyld reviews
Just a little trip to the Ministry of Magic. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Book Worm Blues by dont-forget-your-start reviews
Hermione's sixth year,She finds some things out about her past,She starts to drift away from Ron and Harry thinking it was for the best,Can a slytherin help her?Shes still not a Pure blood!HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Hate You, Yet I Love You by Purple Goddess reviews
COMPLETE. Yes, another HGDM fic. Hermione and Draco get Head Boy and Girl. But Hermione starts falling into a deep depression and starts being anorexic. She tries to commit but someone steps in and saves her. Atmptd Suicide, (Happy Ending.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreams by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Good morning," she murmured, but there was no answer.' Happy Birthday, Sticky!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Some Things Never Change by NewSecretRose reviews
In their 7th year, Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl.... Everyone knows that it's impossible for them to be even civil to eachother, but will romance blossom?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Girl Scouts by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Sirius, sick of James obsessing over Lily, puts him on a 12-step program to help him become a true Girl Scout. What have the Maruaders gotten themselves into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Sirius' New Friend by PadfootPrints reviews
Sirius' pet fish has passed away and he's very depressed. The Marauders must find a way to cheer him up again! Will they ever find a new friend for Sirius and will he be happy with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Amaranthine by Ihelia reviews
Scott Summers has always been mesmerized by Jean Grey. During their Senior Year, will his deepest desires come true? *CHAPTER 8 UP*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK TWO! by Sarah Noble reviews
Sequel to the first SDOH. Read all about the tortured love lives and wardrobes of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
A Story About Love by She's a Star reviews
A different time, a timeless story....When Christian Matthews is forced into going to a nightclub by his friends, he never dreams one of the prostitutes there will change his life. Now finished.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,252 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002
Laundry Day by joanofarc15 reviews
Scott and Evan are on laundry duty
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Cyclops/Scott S., Spyke/Evan D., Jean Grey
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
In the Path of the Green Yo-Yo by Millennium Queen reviews
Jean thinks deep thoughts about Scott. Short, sweet and to the point.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2001
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The Adventures of Sissy Britches reviews
Voldemort and his lackies in hilarious adventures. Sockem Bopper wars, America's Next Top Model, Pastries, Jeoporady, and a Dementor Rave? Has the Matador his name this week gone mad! Quite Possibly so...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006
Duct Tape? reviews
The Marauders get duct taped to the wall. And when you're duct taped to the wall, with no means of escape, some pretty interesting converstaions can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 11/9/2004
The Absurd Gameshow of Absurdness reviews
Dumbledore decides to combine all the Muggle gameshows into one toture fest for the students...includes Whose Line is it Anyway, Match Game, Dog Eat Dog, Price is Right and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 7/18/2004
Yet Another Interview With Harry Potter Characters reviews
The Harry Potter character's opinons on the 6th book. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/30/2005
Masculine Marauders No More reviews
When the Marauders get into trouble for biased behavior, they are sent to a woman's appriciation class. Will they finally learn the errors of their ways? Or will they be turned into a manbeater gang?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
The Marauder Adventures reviews
Randomness, biscuits, pansies, curvy knives, pidgeons, talking walls, elevators, cakes, twigs, vaccuums, puppets, and conquistadors? What's this world coming too? A collection of the Marauder's Hilarious Adventures
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004
The Challenge of Sirius Black reviews
Sirius Black can sleep through a nuclear attack, so how are his friends, let alone the school supposed to wake him up? Tasers, girls, member-wacking and bunches more won't work, so what will?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 10/17/2004
The Quibbler reviews
Auron from Final Fantasy X Dead and Unsent.......for this and other stories, look inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004
The Marauder's BashSongs reviews
The Marauders decide to write some bash songs. Chapter 1: "The Filth Which is Filch" to the tune of "Toxic" By Britney Spears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2004
Oh, I Remember! reviews
What was the ONE SINGLE thought that kept Sirius Black sane in Azkaban? Extremely short! Sorry! But funny I think...you'll just have to read it to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sirius B.
Another Interview With Harry Potter Characters reviews
What do the Harry Potter characters think of fanfiction? What do they think of YOUR'S?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004
Dear Purple Bunny Diary reviews
The Diary of Sirius Black while he was Number 12 Grimaud Palace. Sequel to Dear Fuzzy Diary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sirius B.
Dear Fuzzy Diary reviews
What went on in Azkaban while Sirius was there? Well on a visit, the authoress found his fuzzy diary. Rated for: L SC & President Bashing! LOL FUN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Sirius B.
Confessions of a Drama Squid reviews
Have you ever wondered about him? Well now the Giant Squid tells his story..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004
Long Curly Lashes and the Mystery of Bologna reviews
What's Bologna made out of? What's mascara for? The super sluthes, unfortunately find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/1/2004
The Mystery of JellO reviews
What's Jell-O really made out of? That's what the Marauder's are wondering too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2004
No Sexy People Allowed reviews
The Marauders take an interesting trip to Diagon Alley which involves a certain sign...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
It Was Just Honest Fun! reviews
Fred and George screw up bad and try to defend themselves. What could they possibly have done now? A whole lot of things, that’s what. Dying Professor Snape's robes pink, Creating Magical Wind to lift the girl's robes up, and too much other stuff too good
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2003 - George W.
An Interveiw With Harry Potter Characters reviews
The Harry Potter character's opinions on the 5th book, and the beggining of something new! FUNNY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2003
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