Starjargon
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-20-12, id: 4427498, Profile Updated: 07-18-16
Author has written 54 stories for Doctor Who, Bible, Gilmore Girls, Beauty and the Beast, Misc. Books, Forever, and Back to the Future.

*MY COMPUTER CRASHED, SO ALL WORKS ON HIATUS UNTIL IT CAN BE REPLACED*

"There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m like, I dunno why, they’d all get their *butt* kicked by the Doctor Who fans." Craig Ferguson

Well, now that you're here, may as well tell you a bit about myself.

My likes:

Well-written crack. Creative AU stories. Introspection. Not into slash or femlash.

Generally refuse to even start reading a fic if the summary is misspelled or there's already poor grammar (ie: confusing there/they're/their).

Though I make some exceptions, if the summary has something along the lines of "I suck at summaries" within it, I rarely read it as well because I tend to doubt the quality of the whole work on which said summary is based- using the logic that if someone doesn't believe that even the 1-2 sentences describing their own work is okay, they themselves probably don't really believe in the story, meaning to me that it's probably not worth my time.

DOCTOR WHO:

The TARDIS. Enough said.

River/Doctor= my OTP

Amy/Doctor= my BrOTP

Rory is my favourite New companion. And so is River. All the Ponds, really.

Ian and Barbara are my favourite Classic companions- at least so far. He was an intelligent action hero, she was an clever woman who took action and command and argued with the Doctor when she felt he was wrong and solved her own problems when possible, never wallowing in her situation even when she was scared- she really knew how to be damsel in distress: don't scream, just be proactive whilst waiting to be saved. Or try to save yourself.

Twelve/Missy

I like stories involving the Doctor and family- especially his own (including TimeTot fics, Jenny, the Ponds, and Susan).

I like every Doctor I've seen so far, but am not caught up with much of the Classic series.

Jack and Martha need to come back at least for cameos in the Doctor's life.

The only Doctor I've liked faster than Jon Pertwee was Peter Capaldi! But don't get me wrong- the others had me fairly quickly. These two were just nearly instantaneous.

I've also been on a fierce Time Baby kick recently, and I ain't even bovvered.

Superheroes:

Favourite Male: Superman

Nightcrawler

Favourite Female: Wasp

Favourite Team: X-Men

Favourite Villain: Mystique (and not just because she birthed Nightcrawler- her "because we shouldn't have to" line in the 2nd X-Men film made me a Mystique FAN, homicidal tendencies aside)

Loki

Favourite Ships: Black Widow/ Hawkeye

Black Widow/Captain America

Mystique/Azazel

Peter Parker/Gwen Stacey

NOTP: Charles Xavier/Moira McTaggert (that's just weird and reaching)

Mystique/Beast (he likes her because she likes him, just as long as she's not herself)

Wolverine/Jean Grey (aside from despising "love at first sight," I'm a big fan of X-MEN Evolution, in which she's a teenager and this is just gross).

Black Widow/Hulk

Peter Parker/ Mary Jane

I dislike:

Clara- I just can't figure out her personality as it completely changed every week. So confused by her that I can't even begin to write any story with her in it, so with the exception of perhaps a passing reference, she will never be in my works (at least 11's version, she's a tiny bit more fleshed out with 12). [Although I should note I think Jenna-Louise Coleman is freakishly brilliant as an actress, it's just the modern Clara character I can't stand at all.] Though I'd come to appreciate bits of the Clara Show, I don't know if I can watch yet another inferior series of what was once Doctor Who. Perhaps I'll catch an episode here or there, but I just want her gone already!

Rose/Doctor= my absolute NOTP. This one is because, and I realize I may be dense, but I didn't see their love as romantic until that completely unexpected (for me- not joking) kiss in Journey's End. I truly thought he loved her as a best friend. (To me- she'd outright said they weren't a couple, even though, yes, that was at the beginning but they never changed that stance, she always went back to Mickey & flirted with new men. He had Madame de Pompadour who he treated very differently & acted differently around. Plus, he is 900 and she's 19- it truly didn't even enter my mind & I find the idea a bit icky. I even assumed when he briefly thought her pregnant it was because she and Mickey had gotten married and that was her telling him- again, not kidding). I completely thought their love platonic, perhaps with barely a hint of under-the-surface tension between 9 and Rose occasionally, so do NOT be surprised when my Doctor & Rose stories reflect that attitude of "BEST friends, but JUST friends."

That being said, I do like Rose as a character, especially during the 9th Doctor's tenure. Hate the ship. Adore the friendship.

Madame Vastra- Don't ask why, I have no idea. I like the Paternoster Gang without... the main detective? She just annoys me so much!. But, I could watch Strax & Jenny all day

Note- "That's Not How It Works- Yeah It Is" Hit over 36,000 views this last week- THANK YOU TO ALL WHO'VE READ IT!!!!!!

Also- A Tangled Web of Beauty: Spoilers hit 18,000 views- THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

ALSO, PLEASE NOTE I WILL NEVER WRITE ABOVE A"T" RATING FOR PROMPTS OR ROMANCE, SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR THAT.

Random Ships that we need more of/need to start:

Jack/Rose (which I dub Boe Wolf- and yes, I'm aware it's one of those combination names)

Master/Barbara Wright (she wouldn't let him get away with anything!)

Moira McTaggert (new films)/Wolverine

Storm/Nightcrawler

Wasp/Iron Man

Being Human

Annie/Mitchell

Miss Marple

Joan Hickson will forever be my Miss Marple

Leverage

Sophie/Eliot ========== Nate/Maggie ========== Sterling/Maggie ========== Hardison/Eliot Friendship

I should also note that it is my head canon that Parker is the Doctor & River's daughter. She's a brilliant thief, freakishly fast with solving problems, doesn't scare easily, has trouble with human emotions, goes by only one name, & has a mysterious past with only Archie & one scene of foster parents as a clue. Just saying- you cannot convince me otherwise. And when I get an amazing idea how to go about it, I will fic this!

Sherlock

Sherlock/Molly ========== Sherlock/Irene ========== Sherlock/Janine ========== Sherlock/John= my other BrOTP

Lord of the Rings

Since when does Arwen have such a large role in the stories?

Roswell

Cliffhanger (Michael/Isabel)

Broadchurch

Alec Hardy/Ellie Miller=BROTP

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon/Leslie Winkle- It could happen...

Frozen

Hans/Elsa

Gilmore Girls

Richard Gilmore is amazing! And Emily is wonderfully complex!

Lorelai/Chris ========== Rory/Pre-married Dean

Torchwood

Owen Harper/Toshiko Sato =========== Jack Harkness/Gwen Cooper

Harry Potter

Fred/Hermione ========== George/Hermione ========== Luna/Ron ========== Film: Harry/Luna

Firefly

Mal/Saffron ========== Simon/Inara

Still haven't tried writing stories in these other fandoms, but all in due time.

Forever

Henry/Abigail

BROTP Henry/Jo

Anything Abe

The West Wing

CJ/Danny

Bible

Non-parodies or mockeries

Modern day parallels

MY FICS:

Back to the Future

I've Gotta Take a Stand, But I am Just a Man (One-Shot)

Beauty and the Beast:

The Beauty in the Brute (Complete)

Bible:

who AM I? (One-Shot)

Stepping Out (Introspection)

Catullus:

Poetic Licence (Complete)

Gilmore Girls:

Softened at the Edges, Tempered with a Spine of Steel (One-Shot)

Doctor Who:

FIRST DOCTOR: You're Welcome, My Dear (Series of One-Shots)

You Need Someone to Stop You (One-Shot, Multi- Era with Donna)

TENTH DOCTOR: Killing You Softly (11th Era Episode Re-Write- 1/2)

Second to None (One-Shot)

Soldiering On (One-Shot)

Watching All the Dreams We had Turn into Static (One-Shot)

WHO are you? (One-Shot)

You'd Be Like Heaven to Touch (One-Shot)

TARDIS: A Beautiful Loss (Drabble)

A Mad Box and a Man (Series of One-Shots)

ELEVENTH DOCTOR: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men (One-Shot)

And His Madness She Did Possess (WIP- 2/8)

His Best Kept Secret (One-Shot)

Hold Tight, Amy (One-Shot)

I Promise You, You'll Never Be Alone (One-Shot)

I Love You, I At Rest With You, I Have Come Home (One-Shot)

Let Me Count the Ways (Poetry)

My Life in Your Hands (One-Shot)

Not Exactly... the DIAMOND Anniversary (One-Shot)

Quite the Dilemma (Complete)

Rewriting the Last Page (Two-Shot)

A Tangled Web of Beauty (SERIES)

  1. Right Place, Wrong Time (Series of linear, related one-shots in story form)
  2. Spoilers (Continuous, plotless story of fluff and episodic adventures)
  3. More than Just the Earth (WIP 9/10- missing epilogue, which is dependent on the upload of story 8)
  4. Healing Nature (Complete)
  5. Two Of You! (Under revision, WIP- 5/29)
  6. Mommies and Mistletoes (One-Shot)
  7. Learning to Do Domestic (Series of linear, related one-shots in story form)
  8. Not All That is Over is Past (WIP- 1/17)
  9. Companions for All (One-Shot)

This Awful Twist of Fate (Complete- possible series forthcoming)

Two Bodies, A Single Soul (One-Shot)

Undoubtedly Unconventional (One-Shot)

MULTI- ERA: All In Your Head (One-Shot)

A Healer, A Warrior, A Wise Man, Bespoken (Episode Tag)

At Close of Day (One-Shot 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th Era)

Bechdel Who? (One-Shot)

Eye of the Beholder (Remix; One-Shot)

Handy Developments (One-Shot 10th, 11th Era)

May the Best Woman Win (One-Shot)

Memento Mori sed Memento Vivere (One-shot 1st, 11th, 12th Era)

Mr. Song and Mrs. Smith (Series of One-Shots, mostly 11th era)

Not So Strange Bedfellows (One-Shot)

Que Tengo Miedo a Tenerte y Perderte Otra Vez (1/7)

That's Not How It Works, Yeah It is (Series of One-Shots, mostly 11th era)

Too Much that Time Cannot Erase (Double Drabble)

With a Capital T (One-Shot 11th, 12th Era)

Forever

Not a Hair on His Head (One-Shot)


NOTE: I still have more chapters to almost all of my works in the "Tangled Web of Beauty" series, so don't worry, I've not forgotten about any of them.

Also- "Two of You" is under revision, as my lovely beta has been giving me wonderful pointers to more clearly take the story where I want it to go, and cleaning up some Parallel World problems. Don't worry- it's all fleshed out and will hopefully end up being absolutely worth the wait... but there will definitely be a wait, as well as for the other stories until I can catch up on some prompts and some editing.

"Not All That's Over is Past" will also be updated as soon as possible, but upon reviewing it, a detail in a later chapter ended up destroying the entire vision for this story I had in my mind. I have to figure out how to fix it, and though there will be no major character changes, I do have to rework this story sans said destructive detail, so again, that may take me a little more time than anticipated.

Fun facts/Random, unsolicited opinions: Despite what you might think from the majority of my works, my username has absolutely nothing to do with Doctor Who.

I've lived in a lot of different places with a lot of different dialects. So I'll try to always choose the most universal terms and phrases, to the best of my ability when writing.

Firmly of the belief that a drabble is a work consisting of 100 words, not any random amount under 1000.

Rants: Yes, I read Twilight. Yes, it did legitimately give me nightmares. What kind of relationship is this?! We're supposed to root for the 100 year old who's trying to not kill the teenage girl he's stalking? I don't... understand where the romance is... Hopefully, any person she'd deemed worthy to date/marry/have a relationship with would have felt that killing her would have been a bad thing. Because you know what is romantic? Not having homicidal thoughts toward your partner. But maybe that's just me.

I have a VERY large WIP folder and an even larger "ideas" folder worth of writing. Ergo my constant procrastination.

The Hobbit: what are they thinking making three movies out of the one amazing book?! Sure, it's my personal favourite, but not nearly enough material to warrant 3 movies. Perhaps make a tv series about the Silmarillion. More material, more fun, lends itself to special effects and vignettes.

Frozen was so entertaining. The end. Skip over the flaws.

Despite it's now-common usage as a verb, "impact" is a noun. Unless referring to the act of being constipated, or "being impacted," the verb is "to affect." However, the verbal usage of the noun is gaining loose recognition due to its overuse, but is still technically incorrect.

There are some characters in fandom who I've begun to despise. Not because I despised their characters in canon- quite the opposite actually. But overzealous fans (shippers, mostly) can be so aggressive and ruin great characters with their single-minded contempt of anyone who disagrees with them or who doesn't ship their couple.

As a rule, I won't tag relationships that aren't in the fic, but I may tag relationships that are (though not when it might give away spoilers). EG: I won't put "Not Doctor/Reinette" in the summary, but I may put "Reinette/Doctor" if their relationship is relevant, or just tag them in a pairing. I will, however, usually try to explain the rating & occasionally the genre in my summaries.

Oh- and if I'm responding to you, as I always try to do, or writing my Author's Notes, I apologize in advance, but I tend to babble- a lot. But I like talking fandom, so if you want to chat or have any questions, feel free to PM me. I'm also on Tumblr, AO3, LiveJournal, Whofic (Doctor Who), and FictionPress (Original Works) under the same username.

Thanks for stopping by!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Dear Whovian Authors by scarletphlame reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 260 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/24/2013
He Sees You When You're Sleeping by betawho reviews
River Song gets a visit from Santa in Stormcage. The Doctor's never gotten to play Santa before...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Family Tradition by betawho reviews
She didn't know why she let him talk her into these things... (Even the Doctors and Ponds have family traditions.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Future by DragonflyxParodies reviews
(And when it gets too much he finds River and she makes him forget, until the future comes crawling back and Clara calls and she and Rose blend together until he can't tell them apart) 100 Theme Drabble, #42. Short, one-shot. Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O., Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Admission by shanfourteen reviews
Henry does something and Jo asks questions. Abe thinks the situation is hilarious.
Forever - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez - Complete
100 Worded Stories by GhostDog401 reviews
100 Stories, each 100 Words, following the Doctor and ranging from angst to humor...what could possibly be better? PREVIOUSLY: Endings, the Doctor hates endings, but they happen anyways UP NOW: It Hurts, The Doctor is dying and it hurts [The End of Time tie-in]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 32,566 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Out of order by Whovian overload River Song reviews
River is mad at the Doctor for something he hasn't done yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
WHO needs bedroom rules, anyway? by rger22 reviews
Amy, Rory thinks, has a very soft hair. He likes the way that he can stroke all her short hair without having to move his hand very far... That's when he opens his eyes, now fully waked up. Short hair. He's feeling short hair through his fingers. He's stroking short hair...His wife doesn't have short hair.- OR How Rory think about the bedroom rules for the first time. *Drabble*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2014
Not One For The Diary by hannahncakes reviews
Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 139,871 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Friends in Need by betawho reviews
The Doctor's desperate, he turns to his oldest friend for help, Sarah Jane Smith... ("How do you make French toast?")
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Old Skills by betawho reviews
River is a master of martial arts, but the Doctor too has many skills...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Never Impossible by Laura Schiller reviews
To make up for the ordeal of Christmas, the Doctor offers Clara a childhood dream come true. Her request? To meet her favorite author, Amelia Williams. 12/River, Amy/Rory. A thoroughly fluffy fix-it for "Angels Take Manhattan" and "Silence in the Library" at once.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O., River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Progeny by Kerjen reviews
Every loving mother takes a moment now and then to take a good look at their child. Amy Pond is no exception.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Black and White by betawho reviews
Nothing about the Doctor and River's relationship is black and white, except one thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Car Ride by DDs Tea Cup reviews
The Impossible Astronaut Add In. What happened during that trip to the diner?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, 11th Doctor Teselecta - Complete
Learning From The Outcast by Steve the Icecube
Koschei is failing English. Badly. No one else seems to have much clue either. Well, except Theta Sigma. But no one even speaks to him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014 - 1st Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Frozen Lord of the Rings by PhoenixCycle reviews
Are you sick of people singing songs from that movie Frozen? Get a laugh with the parodies of those overplayed songs with a theme of Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Complete
Nothing But the Enemy by Rjalker reviews
Because in a single instant, in one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind, we became monsters. Updates will be random, but hopefully not too far in between. PLEASE NOTE: This story is completely AU to the others.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Rose T., Silence
When They Saw by Lizzie Pond reviews
When people looked at River Song the saw a completely different person than the Doctor saw. Please read and review.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Grown Accustomed to Her Face by Dobby's Socks reviews
After the events of "Day of the Moon", the Doctor must grapple with why he asked along the mysterious River Song, and whether or not it bothers him that she turned him down. Oh, and that kiss. No spoilers unless you haven't watched through the Season Six opener, Doctor/River and mentions of Amy/Rory, rated for minor suggestiveness and one swear, title taken from "My Fair Lady"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Already Taken by Dobby's Socks reviews
An alien Queen comes to Earth seeking a mate, much to the alarm of humanity. But when the Doctor attempts to intercede, he's chosen instead! Unfortunately for the aliens, River Song is none too pleased. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan", also features Jack and Kate Stewart, rated for innuendo and some language COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
The Fortune Cookie by betawho reviews
River has a fortune cookie, she won't let the Doctor see...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
That's My Grandfather! by tkelparis reviews
Rose Tyler makes an assumption about the young lady the Doctor is talking so intently to. The truth, however, is more alarming and eye-opening. Basically, what if Rose acted wrongly toward the wrong person from the Doctor's past? (Not exactly Rose at her best, just to warn you.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 1st Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Something Comforting by betawho reviews
There was something comforting about River Song, and that was possibly the oddest thought he'd ever had...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Is She Worth It? by MrsLovettMalfoy reviews
Ten and Eleven talk about River Song. Based at the end of the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary episode.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2013 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Bath Time by sarahhjanesmith reviews
The Doctor attempts to give his daughter a bath all on his own, sadly it doesn't go quite as he planned.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Missing the Doctor by sarahhjanesmith reviews
Sarah Jane is in a complicated situation, and she's missing the Doctor more than ever. This is a super short fic that I wrote to put in my friend's ask box on Tumblr. (I'm rude and needed to give her some feels.) If it's any consolation I cried while I wrote this.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
When the War Ends by Rae325 reviews
The Doctor had promised to find Amy's baby, but he has a stop to make first. Timebaby story; post-A Good Man Goes To War.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Chronos and Ananke by ninakinsmn reviews
Written for the R/D AU Ficathon on Tumblr. Prompt: The Doctor is an evil warlord in ancient Greece and buys River on clearance from a slave trader who couldn't control her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
One Last Spoiler by Rae325 reviews
"Nothing changes in this place, River knows, and yet the air feels different as she walks to her bedroom. She feels everything shift around her, and for an instant River could swear that the TARDIS is about to appear." Clara realizes that saving the Doctor means saving his wife. Library fix-it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O., 12th Doctor
The In-Laws by LavenderAndTime reviews
It took the Doctor WAY longer than it should have to finally realize what his connection was to the Ponds... One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Crossings by betawho reviews
Rory always knew the Doctor had other friends on Earth. He just never expected to meet one...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rory W., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Texts Of A Time Lord by WhoLockedGirl11 reviews
In which the Doctor uses his phone (that can call anywhere in time and space) to text with Amy, who in this fanfic is pregnant, and other characters. R&R. Criticism accepted but please, no flames.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - 11th Doctor
And He Gave Her Them All by NinjaNovelist reviews
"It was a cold, hard fact, one that they had tried to overlook only to find themselves staring straight in its face once again. Humans and Time Lords weren't meant to reproduce." Oneshot, rated for feels. Title from Forest of the Dead.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
It's For You! by Lissy Strata reviews
It doesn't matter how big and bad you are. When a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., The Master - Complete
A Flower for My Lady by Starry-EyedandStormy reviews
The Doctor knows that there's a custom of giving flowers to people you love, but he doesn't think he's very good at it... Doctor/River fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Wedding of River Song Alternate Ending by betawho reviews
Here's an alternate ending I wrote for "Wedding of River Song." It's based on the idea that Amy, Rory, and River really did think that the Doctor had died at Lake Silencio, that there never had been a Tessalecta duplicate, and the Doctor had come up with another way to fake his death.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Pretty Boy, With Me by Thnx4theGum reviews
Retelling of "Silence in the Library" and "Forest of the Dead" entirely from River's POV. Takes everything from the Series 7 finale into account, though no direct spoilers if you haven't seen "The Name of the Doctor." Definite spoilers from Series 4 through "Angels Take Manhattan." Rated "T" for mild language and just to be safe. Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor - Complete
We Just Leave Her There by Hannahtardis11 reviews
What did Amy and Rory think, immediately after leaving River at the hospital at the end of "Let's Kill Hitler?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Mine by sunflowerb reviews
For the first time in their whole twisted, timey-wimey relationship, he feels like he's stumbled on an actual, big, genuine spoiler. Not just a teaser, not just some quip that she could be making up to annoy him or turn him on, but a real, proper, life-changing, future-revealing spoiler. And he can't handle it. DoctorRiver. oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
You'll Never Sink When You Are With Me by CaffeineChic reviews
"What! River! We're married, you can't be dating other people. There are rules!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Peer Pressure by betawho reviews
Even the Doctor can't always get what he wants.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Irony by George Weasley's Ear reviews
The tenth Doctor's last thoughts... maybe. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Five Times The Doctor Mentioned River Song by PatronusDream81 reviews
The five times that the Doctor mentioned Professor River Song, and the the times he didn't. Written because I was upset that the Doctor hadn't mentioned River to Clara much, when all he mentioned Rose a billion times after she left. In my head he did mentioned her, but Clara put it together wrong...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Clara O. - Complete
For Amy by lonerism reviews
Her daughter had always remembered. It's just that back then, Amy had no idea at all. (Post TATM)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
The Valeyard by almondina reviews
The Doctor awakens alone, confused and freshly regenerated in the console room of a TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - 9th Doctor, Valeyard - Complete
Give Me Hope In The Darkness That I Will See The Light by alphayamergo reviews
TNotD spoilers. AU: Clara takes a break from saving the Doctor to save River instead. ElevenxRiver. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
River Who by Peonywinx reviews
Rule one: The Doctor lies. He lies because he knows too much, because he doesn't want to talk about things, because it hurts too much. Especially when it concerns a certain professor of archaeology.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Heatstroke by Soleless Sam reviews
Sherlock gets heatstroke - but being Sherlock - doesn't want to take a trip to hospital. I bet it's really out-of-character, but it's my favourite kind of fanfic... A SICKFIC! Please leave a review or a prompt! I love writing for people :D
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
New Beginnings by insanereader3 reviews
"Last time I did this, I ended up a toddler." "She'll help you." "She belongs with us. With you. She's your daughter." "We've got things to do, you and me. We can go anywhere. Everywhere. You choose." "You're my daughter and we've only just started. You're gonna be great. You're gonna be more than great... You're gonna be amazing."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, 11th Doctor
Mint Green Waves by Sagethorn reviews
Small little 11/River oneshot. Prompt was 'Ocean'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Paging Doctor Holmes by storylover18 reviews
A glimpse at the Holmes Brothers as children in which 5 year old Sherlock "take care of" a 12 year old (sick) Mycroft. A bit of an experiment in writing kid Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Civil by betawho reviews
The Doctor sat hunched on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. River sat beside him, holding his hand. "You couldn't have prevented it, Sweetie," she said...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I'll Be Yours by hannahncakes reviews
Two words are never just two words. It's more of a promise, an unspoken agreement between the two of them. [one-shot. drabble]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Watching Doctor Who: Series 1 2005 by WatchingNewWho reviews
When Eleven, Ten, Rose, Amy, Rory, River, Ianto, Gwen and Jack are all put into a room, they get a note telling them to watch the doctor who episodes, so of course, they oblige.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,471 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Exceptions by Tuesday Williams reviews
Devastated by the loss of his two best friends, the Doctor returns to his ship alone and without a destination. However, through a turn of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey events, the Time Lord finds himself in the company of an old friend... or two. Set post-Angels Take Manhattan and pre-Snowmen. DOCTOR WHO IS THE PROPERTY OF THE BBC. I HAVE NO CLAIM OVER CHARACTERS USED IN THIS STORY.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate
Honour Thy Father by Kerjen reviews
The Doctor popped in frequently in the Ponds' life before the tragic events in Manhattan, but where was River through it all? It all comes down to Jack and Martha arriving on Father's Day during Power of Three where Amy and Rory have taken Brian and Augustus out to celebrate. Covering all episodes as well as prequels, the last 2 Christmas Specials, and PS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Silly Putty by Sherlocked Gallifreyan reviews
Amy is woken up by the Doctor and River playing with a little ball of Silly Putty. Just a little piece I wrote for fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Blink, Melody by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
(An Angels Take Manhattan fix-it. Enormous spoilers, obviously.) While she was watching her mother walk towards the Angel that taken her father moments before, River just knew what it was going to come down to.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Sherlock Oneshot- a Baby by TheHarlequinnCat reviews
A baby. A baby was abandoned at a crime scene, with no one to take it. Being the good man he was, John Watson had taken the burden upon himself to take the child home for a night before taking it to the hospital; there was no time for that. Anyways, how bad could caring for a baby in Baker St. be for one night?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Toast by Kermit's Rainbow Connection reviews
Unfortunately, Amy only remembered the Doctor in time to dance at her wedding. But what if perhaps the Doctor had been remembered a bit earlier by Amy? The Ponds decide to assign him to undertake a very important role in the wedding: the best man. And being the best man, the Doctor is required to deliver a speech. Which spirals into the Time lord publicly embarrassing Rory... again
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor's Daughter? by WhimsicalWonderings reviews
The Doctor and River come across a young girl on one of their adventures. Who is she? Who are the people that are out to get her? Why do they want her? And where have they taken Amy and Rory?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Dinner for Two, or Three by betawho reviews
What must the Doctor and River's life look like, looking from the outside in? Martha comes to dinner.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
If the Ring Fits by Dobby's Socks reviews
An AU version from a scene in "The Pandorica Opens". Amy's line of questioning about the mysterious ring she found takes a rather confusing and ultimately humorous turn- purely at the Doctor's expense. Spoilers for Series Six, Doctor/River, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Child's Play by Dr Blanche Mottershead reviews
River steels a device that ends up shrinking her and the doctor the six year old versions of them selves. How will Amy and Rory cope with the bickering children? read and review please.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Alternative by elloimthedoctor reviews
After his final trip with River at Darilium, the Doctor feels exhausted from all the loss and falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in the alternate universe with Rose and his clone, along with alternate Ponds, Martha and Donna. The Doctor has dinner with his former companions in AU. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
A Mad Man Goes Crazy by Fandomness reviews
The Doctor is acting strange. Strang-ER. Desperate for help Amy and Rory call on the aid of River Song to try and figure out what's wrong. Amy and River begin to fear for the Doctor's sanity. And Rory's too. Two-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Family Album by 10Blue10 reviews
A follow up to Goodbye, as suggested by Princess Pinky. Warning: this might be slightly confusing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Brian W., Augustus P. - Complete
Father's Day by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
"Do-" Rory seemed to reconsider, then barreled ahead anyway. "This is a silly question, but, do you have a dad, River?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Safe In Her Mother's Arms by KathyPoison reviews
She didn't care how young she was, she just wanted to be in her mother's arms one last time. Set between The Doctor's Wife and The Rebel Flesh. Spoilers for The Angels Take Manhattan. One-shot. Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Sweet Melody by DoctorWhoGal reviews
When Amy Pond decided to go exploring in the TARDIS, the last thing she expected to find was a music room...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
There's so much time but not enough to know by TisZiny reviews
He heard a very unusual sound coming from his son's house. He frowned, turning back to face the open door and listened. It rang out again; the doorbell, someone was ringing the doorbell. - Two years after the end of The Power of Three, Brian Williams is watering the Pond's plants.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Brian W. - Complete
Penny For Your Thoughts by Princess Pinky reviews
While Amy and Rory are stuck in bed with the chicken pox, Mels gets to have a little quality time with Brian.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Melody P. II/Mels, Brian W. - Complete
A Most Unusual Goldfish by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
"This," noted the Doctor as he charged ahead of River, cricket bat at the ready to defend a tank full of goldfish against all and sundry who might stand between them and the TARDIS, "is unquestionably one of the most absurd nights of my life."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Souvenirs by doodleswriter357 reviews
The Doctor doesn't just like to wear a fez because it looks cool. It's a memory of someone important and a promise that he made to himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Susan F., 11th Doctor - Complete
if they want you, they're gonna have to fight me by stormcages reviews
Mels and Rory have a nightmare.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Rory W., Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
if i was santa claus, i'd fight for the cause by stormcages reviews
"Because there isn't any Santa!" Amy spoils Santa for Rory. Santa doesn't agree.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rory W., Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Isn't She A Bit Old For You? by betawho reviews
It seems the perennial question whenever he and River go adventuring together. And this time they've actually been arrested for it. But what does the Doctor really think?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Child of the TARDIS by TheSovereigntyofReality
Fresh out of the Time War, the Doctor finds the escaped Melody Pond. This is the beginning of a timey-whimey wibbly-wobbly event. Includes a few old friends. Doctor/River Amy/Rory. I only own Dani and associated characters and concepts
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,691 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Avast Timetraveller! by Doctor-River reviews
An inconvenient run in with pirates leads the Doctor and River Song on board the Black Pearl and heading towards a new journey across the seven seas. Note: This story is on hold until I get more time to update.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,413 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Telling the Grandparents by Grass-eating Zombie reviews
Becoming a father wasn't on top of Rory's list, but telling his parents can be even more agonising. Especially when you have to explain River Song. And we all know how complicated that can be. (Written before series 7)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Smith and Jones and Ponds by jaimewriteswords reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory run into Martha Jones while on an adventure. Nostalgia ensues. Amy/Rory. Ten/Rose and Eleven/River Implied. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Fair Warning by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sometimes Rory thinks that the Doctor should come with a warning label. Danger: volatile. Do not shake, heat, or underestimate.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Ablaze by TygerTyger9 reviews
Rory finally gets exactly how cool his mum is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Rory W., Melody P. - Complete
River Knows by Basil Allegri reviews
The Doctor invites River to see his 'death'. She is slightly amused until she begins to realize just how much this experience may affect her, fake death or not. River/11th Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
I wouldn't have nothing by Citizenofwhoville123 reviews
River and the Doctor pay Amy and Rory a visit - but they're too early. 2nd Part - Revenge!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Opposites Attract by betawho reviews
Amy catches the Doctor and River dancing, unaware that they are observed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Daddy's Girl by betawho reviews
Somebody makes Mels cry and little Rory goes and sorts them out...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Melody P. II/Mels, Rory W. - Complete
Daddy by betawho reviews
Sometimes River would catch Rory just staring at her. She knew he was looking for his daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Close your mouth and open up your heart by savvyliterate reviews
"Hello, Mum! Dad! How would you two like to go to Space Vegas?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I'll be right home to you by alinaandalion reviews
Pre-series. It's the first Christmas Parker has ever gotten any presents. Written for Leverage Bingo. Prompt: Archie Leach
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Parker, Archie - Complete
My Bad Girl by betawho reviews
The Doctor stared down at the picture in his hand. It was of River, or, rather, young River. Mels, as Amy still called her. Lovely dark skin, silky black curly hair, and "bad girl" stamped on every inch of her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
no song to sing by gidget89 reviews
He never answers his phone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Stop it! by thatblue reviews
Jack finally meets River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Four Times River Isn't At All Surprised by nextstop-everywhere reviews
And one time she is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
tap dancing on the future by madis hartte reviews
Steven Moffat, in Production Notes: Asgard was No. 10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It's always darkest before the dawn by beverlymaldoran reviews
Every night since the wedding, River has had the same terrifying nightmare that she struggles to keep from the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by strawberryjamandridingcrops reviews
Molly wraps Sherlock's christmas present. Spoilers for Season 2 - Episode 1 Short Drabble, just a quick idea I had in my head.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Growing Up in the TARDIS by Temporal Austenite reviews
This will be a bundle of AU one-shots about what would happen if Melody Pond was saved when she was a baby and was raised in the TARDIS. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Melody P.
Fish Fingers and Custard by MuslimBarbie reviews
When Amelia Pond is seven, a mad man in a blue box falls out of sky and lands in her backyard. He babbles funny things and eats fish fingers and custard and it's probably the oddest thing she's ever seen. - Eleven/Amy if you squint.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Fixed Points by betawho reviews
Fixed points don't necessarily have to be rewritten. And when the Doctor first met River, he didn't know everything about her. Including what she had up her sleeve.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor - Complete
Regarding Mrs Smith by JunoInferno reviews
Last thing Donna Noble remembers, it was her first day at a new job. She wakes up to find herself married to a strange, skinny man with ridiculous hair and no idea how it happened. Your basic JE fix it because I never got over it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,821 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Only Turtle in a Box of Frogs by betawho reviews
Sometimes Rory felt like the only turtle in a box of frogs...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Forever, they will run by Artemis of Ephesus reviews
Among the people of the Gamma forests, there is a myth, as old and as dark as time itself, of a man, and the woman who calls herself his wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
He Cradled and He Rocked Her by olivia.23 reviews
Melody Pond isn't scared of anything. Except them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Melody P.
Farewell is Not Forever by PrincessAndula reviews
Mels' last morning with her best friends before "Let's Kill Hitler". Minor spoilers for series 6. Takes place halfway through "The Eleventh Hour". Major fluff! K for a partial swear-ish word.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Birthday Visit by olivia.23 reviews
River and The Doctor visit for Amys Birthday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy
Mothering Sunday by Eliza Spootkitten reviews
I can't think of a sum, but it's about Mels growing up and how she delt with mothering sunday/mother's day. It's pretty short. Just wrote it for the fun. Haven't written in a while.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Inevitable by arliddian reviews
She's Amy. He's Rory. In the end, it's inevitable. One-shot. Set in the compressed-time universe of 6x13, 'The Wedding of River Song'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Rory the Roman's Fist by Legolas0 reviews
A completely random fic in which the Doctor finds himself at the receiving end of a father's wrath - only he doesn't know it. 10, Rory, and a cameo by 11. Doctor/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
the doctors problem by aastrid reviews
suddenly the doctor is ill. and this gives some heavy emotions to the companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
Rory Williams: PartTime Horcrux Hunter by goldenegg31 reviews
In which Rory Williams defeats Lord Voldemort in his spare time. Crackfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rory W., Voldemort - Complete
To Daddy by ncfan reviews
A quick question and a quick answer. River, Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Baby Talk by hannahncakes reviews
AGMGTW spoilers! The Doctor is left in charge of a baby Melody while the Ponds have a night off- it'll be fine though. He speaks baby. I promise nothing but a good bit of fluff. One-shot unless I change my mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
With love in the loving cup by gidget89 reviews
He'd seen Amy's wrath, and while he was reasonably sure Rory wouldn't give Amy his sword, he wasn't nearly as convinced Amy wouldn't steal it herself and run him through if he didn't comply. Spoilers for 6x07. Written for the spoiler song ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Cot by ncfan reviews
The Doctor and a cot. Spoilers for 'A Good Man Goes to War.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Sherlock Pond, or, A Timely Rescue by libraflyter reviews
Doctor Who/bbc!Sherlock crossover. What happened after the screen went dark on The Great Game. Crack!fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sick Day by Otter Child reviews
Broken bones and a few days in the med bay leave the Doctor's daughter a lot of time to think. To explore the TARDIS data banks. Even to explore her father's past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Her Name Is River by Princess Pinky reviews
In a long forgotten room of the TARDIS, The Doctor explains to River the difference between what was and what is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Kiss by MuseDePandora reviews
River doesn't do anything ordinary. Even first kisses.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Duty Calls by sunflowerb reviews
WoM SPOILERS. You said it yourself, Doctor. You're the universe's janitor, not it's captain. This is not your place, this is not your decision to make. drabblish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Adelaide B., 10th Doctor - Complete
International Relations by SophieWofy reviews
Eleven&Jenny. What happens when Jenny meets a good-looking young man in London, who owns a blue police box?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Sonic Pens, Telescopes, & Mistletoe Woes by Sally Scotte reviews
The Doctor has one theory about why Donna doesn't like Christmas, and decides to see if he can change her mind. No, this is not a ship fic, but you're welcome to read it that way if you like.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Gates of Downing Street by lovablegeek reviews
S3 - Harriet meets someone in front of Downing Street, and is reminded of herself. - One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harold Saxon, Harriet J. - Complete
Memories by timydamonkey reviews
Oneshot. Set some time after The Chase. It wasn't that Ian and Barbara had hated travelling with the Doctor – it'd just been that it was potentially the only opportunity to get back, and at the end of the day, there's no place like home.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Barbara W., Ian C. - Complete
Fireflies by xfirefly9x reviews
Mal/Inara. Mal and Inara watch a firefly onboard Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Womb-Born by nostalgia reviews
Ever failed to fit in?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002
Matriarch by nostalgia reviews
Visiting time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

All The King's Horses and All the King's Men reviews
Human AU in which Rory has the perfect family with his mother, River, and step-dad, Brian, the Doctor is more than a bit mad in several ways, and Amy learns there's no such thing as a perfect family. Dark. M for family secrets. Mind A/N.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W., Brian W. - Complete
At Close of Day reviews
An interesting girl, a bit of flirting, and a mysterious bright light that keeps calling to the Doctor. What more could any Doctor want? Unless it's all so, so wrong. A non-fix-it fic. (Martha/Nine; Amy/Ten; Eleven/River; Twelve/River; Eleven & Amy; Osgood & River) K plus for thematic elements, not content.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Mr Song and Mrs Smith reviews
One shots of the Doctor/River. Mostly 11, though other Doctors may appear. Occasionally same events from multiple views. Shameless fluff. Occasional angst. Ideas welcome, along with a dose of patience. MOST RECENT STORY: The Doctor's stuck in an impact suit on Christmas. River has a solution to his problem. T rated chapter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
That's Not How it Works- Yeah It Is reviews
Series of one-shots involving River and the Ponds and occasionally the Doctor, mostly K plus with the occasional "T" rated one marked. Also, expect some cameos from other characters in the Whoniverse... LATEST STORY: Amy's not feeling well and Rory and River show her she'll soon be all right.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 89,894 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy] Melody P. II/Mels, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Que Tengo Miedo Tenerte y Perderte Otra Vez reviews
In which the Doctor reads spoilers, slowly falls in love, and gets his hearts broken. Or "every time the Doctor 'accidentally' glimpses River's diary, another first awaits him." Story and chapter titles from versions of the song "Bésame Mucho." T for later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
Not Exactly the DIAMOND Anniversary reviews
The Doctor and River exchange anniversary gifts. The Doctor misunderstands, much to the chagrin of the Ponds... and the delight of River Song. Strong T for the implications of the gifts and the results of the misunderstanding.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
With a Capital T reviews
Missy meets River Song. The Doctor never had a chance. Fluffy one-shot written mostly for the joke in the middle. Time Baby. Twelve/Missy Twelve/River Amy/Rory Title from the Music Man
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] The Master - Complete
Handy Developments reviews
The Tenth Doctor Duplicate and an 11th-era Clara Echo meet, fall in love, and discuss the absolute perfection of every aspect of Russell T. Davies' and Steven Moffat's Doctor Who eras. Or lack thereof. Absolute and utter crack, with some incidental character bashing. K plus for satire.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Clara O.] - Complete
I've Gotta Take a Stand, But I am Just a Man reviews
What made George stay and stand up to Biff, knowing Biff could hurt him? It's time for George to take a stand. Strong T for scene in the film, further explained in Author's Note.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [George McFly, Lorraine Baines McFly] Biff Tannen - Complete
You'd Be Like Heaven to Touch reviews
In which the Doctor keeps trying to peek in River's diary, they flirt, and absolutely no plot happens whatsoever. K plus or T- same rating you'd give the show.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Not a Hair on His Head reviews
Adam meant what he said when he told Henry he'd never hurt Abraham. It's true, the two had much in common, but only Adam knew just how much. What were the odds of a baby being perfectly healthy in one of the most notorious death camps in history? Strong T for Holocaust violence & situations. Mostly Adam & Abe, with mentions of Henry/Abigail.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Adam, Abe - Complete
The Beauty in the Brute reviews
Belle is quite enchanted with her life in the castle, and now Gaston realizes he can't use his brawn to save her from the Beast, who will do anything good or bad to become human again. He'll just have to find a different approach to rescue Belle. Mostly one-sided Gaston/Belle; Belle/Beast. Based off a prompt on AO3.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Gaston, Belle] Beast/Prince, Maurice - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 2- Spoilers! reviews
River gets a very unsuspected suprise when she boards the Doctor's ship with her parents. Sometimes, surprises can be bad. Sometimes, they can be the greatest things ever. River/ Eleven Amy/ Rory TimeTot fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,440 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy] [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
Rewriting the Last Page reviews
Amy and Rory learn to adjust to life in Manhattan, with correspondence and surprises from River and the Doctor. Manhattan fix- it. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Memento Mori Sed Memento Vivere reviews
Clara finally deals with the events of Dark Water/Death in Heaven with the help of someone else who'd learned long ago how to move forward and let go. Spoilers for Series 8 finale. Intense theme, but general audience content. Clara/Danny implied.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Clara O., Danny P.] Ian C., 11th Doctor - Complete
Bechdel Who? reviews
A girl's night out vs. a boys night in, in which the men fail the "reverse" Bechdel test spectacularly and the women have a good time. K Plus for Jack on the TARDIS. Amy/Rory, Rose/10 Duplicate (implied), 11,12/River, Donna, 10, Jack/Jenny (attempted), Mickey/Martha. Silly, plotless fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 3- More than the Earth reviews
River Song surprises the Doctors and his companions with a more dramatic event than someone moving the earth. T for banter. Features Jackie, Donna, 10, 11, 10.2, Mickey, Sarah Jane, Jack, Jack, River, Rose, and cameo by Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, 11th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H.
This Awful Twist of Fate reviews
River reflects on just where she and the Doctor went wrong, and makes an unlikely friend who helps her deal with her heartache. Just trust me. AU. K plus for discussion of loss of a loved one. Two-shot. Mentions of past Ten/Reinette; Doctor/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
A Mad Box and a Man reviews
What kind of TARDIS steals a Time Lord and runs away? Well- this kind. Some reasons or thoughts in the life of a TARDIS. Series of One-Shots. LATEST STORY: The Doctor wasn't the only one banished to Earth.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - TARDIS, 1st Doctor, Susan F., Bad Wolf
Eye of the Beholder (Survivor Remix) reviews
The Doctor was once just the man who ran away from home to see the universe. But he's become so much more than that since the war. K plus for survivor angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2014 - War Doctor, 9th Doctor, Brigadier, 10th Doctor - Complete
Poetic Licence
Interpretation of various Catullus poems into poems into English. T for the crude language or subject matter in some of the poems- noted & summarized in each chapter.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 353 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 9- Companions for All reviews
Bella Song thinks her father needs a full-time companion. So she and her companion ensure he and one Rose Tyler will travel together. Fluff, dash of romance, one-shot. K plus for kissing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2014 - 9th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Rose T., OC - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 7- Learning to Do Domestic reviews
The Doctor hasn't been a parent for a very long time, so he goes to an unlikely source for advice. Hopefully, she won't slap him this time. K plus for possible scenarios.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, Jackie T., OC
Second to None reviews
11 first times for Mickey Smith and Martha Jones, and how they fell in love.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Martha J., Mickey S.] Jack H. - Complete
A Beautiful Loss reviews
The TARDIS mourns after Angels take Manhattan and reacts to the new companion. Angst. And...crack?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2014 - TARDIS, Rory W., Clara O. - Complete
Two Bodies, A Single Soul reviews
River wants the Doctor but he dismisses her advances. If only he could explain to her why. Strong T for the advances, the discussion that follows, and mild symptoms of inebriation. One-Shot. Friendship, family, and comfort.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Too Much that Time Cannot Erase reviews
A short Journey's End fix-it. Title from Evanescence's My Immortal.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, Donna N. - Complete
Watching All the Dreams We Had Turn into Static reviews
A different take on why the Doctor had to leave Rose behind in Pete's World with his metacrisis. Introspection/Hurt.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
I Love You I am at Rest with You I have Come Home reviews
River willingly gives the Doctor her nights. She just can't always be sure what that entails. Written for trope prompt: sharing a bed. Absolute fluff. T for supposed implications.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Quite the Dilemma reviews
River has found herself in a very unexpected predicament. She goes to her parents for their advice, terrified of what the Doctor's reaction will be once he finds out. T rating explained in author's note. Title changed from "Difficult Decisions of a Time Travelling Prisoner."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Undoubtedly Unconventional reviews
The Paternoster Gang helps the Doctor rescue an old friend from the Shadow Proclamation. To Strax's complete bewilderment, they will have to use a stealthier form of warfare to win this battle. One-Shot. K Plus for Jack being Jack and for gender confusion by Strax.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Straxus, Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra, 11th Doctor - Complete
Killing You Softly reviews
A rewrite of Let's Kill Hitler, featuring Ten, Rose, Jack. Same storyline. Different companions. Different Doctor. No infringement intended. T for episode content.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Rose T., Jack H.
Softened at the Edges, Tempered with a Spine of Steel reviews
Emily Gilmore's daughter just took her grandbaby and ran away. Richard hates seeing his wife so grief- stricken, but he can't seem to pull her back to herself. One-Shot. Title from Jodi Picoult
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Emily G., Richard G.] Lorelai G. - Complete
May the Best Woman Win reviews
Martha and Rose both care deeply for the same man. So of course, the only logical thing to do is fight for him. With jousting poles. AU, obviously. Includes all companions from New Who, and a few others, including Amy, Rory, Donna, Jack, Harriet Jones, etc.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Martha J., Rose T., 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
His Best Kept Secret reviews
There's a reason his name is hidden, so secret no one else can know it. Until that day he shares it with River. And she learns why he guards it so passionately. One scenario where the Doctor tells River his name.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] OC - Complete
WHO are you? reviews
The Doctor gets a phone call, and doesn't know whether to be insulted or flattered when the caller asks which Doctor he is. Humorous little one-shot that amused me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Martha J., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 1- Right Place, Wrong Time reviews
The Ponds get a few surprise visitors. Only, it wasn't meant to be a surprise. Oops. 11/ River Amy/ Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.]
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 8- Not All that is Over is Past reviews
River, Amy, and Rory meet someone from the Doctor's past. River doesn't take it well. She doesn't take it well at all. Will she really make her husband choose between two people he loves deeply? And why is she being so irrational to begin with? T for eventual injuries. Title from JRR Tolkien
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.]
And His Madness She Did Possess reviews
Someone has been waiting for the Doctor a very long time. Now, he's back and the Ponds learn more about their friend than they ever imagined.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy]
All in Your Head reviews
River has a certain habit she does around her husband. What happens when this time, her husband isn't the only one affected? Includes Amy, Rory, Martha, Donna, Jack, Canton, Mickey, and Rose. Rated T for the premise itself, as well as insinuations. One- shot, though universe may grow.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Stepping Out reviews
People forget there were TWO men who have walked on water. This is the story of the other one.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Peter, Jesus - Complete
You're Welcome, My Dear reviews
The Doctor has a reason for why he thinks things that aren't really cool are. Or "the origins of some of the Doctor's quirks." LATEST STORY: The OTHER name the Doctor chose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - 1st Doctor, Susan F., TARDIS
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 4- Healing Nature reviews
The Doctor is depressed after becoming Time Lord Victorious. He could do with a childish outing for a special girl's birthday. Rated now T for banter and implied situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] OC - Complete
Not So Strange Bedfellows reviews
Ten, Eleven, and River have to share a bed, and each at different points have trouble sleeping. Here is how each of them react to restlessness, and how they all deal with it. One- shot so far. T for River flirting.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] 10th Doctor - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 5- Two of You! Under revision reviews
River Song has ended up on Pete's World. There's only one man she'd ever go to to help her. Even if Rose Tyler would rather she didn't. Rated T for suggestive scenes. *See A/N at beginning for revision status*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor Duplicate] Rose T., Jackie T.
A Healer, a Warrior, a Wise Man, Bespoken reviews
The Doctors started something long ago, but how did they know it needed starting? They need someone they can trust to spread the word. Luckily, someone pops by who can't wait to see all of them... again. Fluff. Rated T for suggestiveness. Major spoilers for 50th. One- shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] 10th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
A Tangled Web of Beauty Part 6- Mommies and Mistletoes reviews
Bella sees something very troubling. She goes to Amy and Rory for a solution. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
You Need Someone to Stop You reviews
Donna isn't sure she likes visiting different places on earth- but she already said no to the Doctor. Should she take that decision back? Would he even let someone like her go with him?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - 1st Doctor, Donna N., The Master
Let me Count the ways reviews
A random piece comparing the Doctor and River Song's relationship to a Browning poem. They have their own way of saying things...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
who AM I? reviews
A look at the men chosen to represent the human race. K plus for situations and insinuations. Please review.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Abraham, Isaac, Jacob/Israel - Complete
Hold Tight Amy reviews
Amy's Thoughts during A Good Man Goes to War. K for theme.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Melody P.
Soldiering On reviews
How does he keep going when he has lost everyone he loves?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Promise You, You'll Never Be Alone reviews
River has nightmares and gets scared too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Rory W. - Complete
My Life in Your Hands reviews
Behind the younger Doctor's mood swings and actions in beginning of The Impossible Astronaut.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Awesome or just intriguing DW
Focus: TV Shows Doctor Who