Daisy Kaminari
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Joined 12-21-12, id: 4430297, Profile Updated: 04-20-14
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Soul Eater.

Basic Info:

Pen Name: Daisy Kaminari

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Favorite Colors: Sapphire blue, dark purples, and black

Favorite Books: The Beast of Noor By Janet Lee Carey, Cracker! The Best Dog in Vietnam By Cynthia Kadohata, The Third Eye By Lois Duncan, and The Hunger Games Trilogy By Suzanne Collins

Favorite Music: Anything that's by Panic! At The Disco, Vocaloid, Thousand Foot Krutch, The Offspring, Skillet, The All-American Rejects, Evanescence, or that has been Nightcored

Favorite Movie: The Sound of Music, Gone With the Wind, and the classic Disney movies

Favorite Genres: Comedy, Action, Suspense, Romance, and Adventure

Favorite Animals: Any breed of Canine, Horses, Giraffes, and Tigers

Favorite Anime: Soul Eater, Naruto, Ghost Hunt, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, and Hetalia


Me and Fanfiction:

I enjoy getting reviews 'cause they let me know how my story is doing and if it's enjoyable.

I'll read any genre of fanfic, so long as it's from one of the Anime I watch.

I tend to read rated T fanfics, sometimes rated K. For rated M...it depends. That's all I have to say about that.

I guess I can take story requests, so if you want me to write something for ya, don't hesitate to PM me about it. But the story will have to be rated T or K.

If you want me to read your stories, I will, just ask.

I always leave reviews for every story I read. Yeah, I'm awesome like that.

I always check my profile at least once everyday, but for a limited time. I have other things to do, though I would just love to have the free time to write more stories.

As for my stories, I update when I update. There's no telling when I'll finish a chapter, since there is no pattern whatsoever to my typing. I try-emphasis on try-to update quickly, though.

I am also a Beta Reader, so if you would like assistance on editing just PM me and I'd be happy to help!


Random News and Updates:

Rising Dawn Ridge is my number one priority, as it is most popular so far. I decided to just re-write Familiarity because it lacked a decent plot. Don't know what I was thinking or when it will be finished, but I'll post the new version eventually. As for This is Insanity, I still plan on polishing it up before posting more chapters.

Thanks for all the support, my fellow Fanfictioners!


My OC(s):

Daisy Safaia Kaminari:

Hair: Nearly reaching shoulder length, dark brown with blue tips; bangs that conceal right eye

Eyes: Lovely shade of sapphire blue; long lashes

Skin: Pale, peachy color

Personality: Tomboyish, tends to blend into the background, stubborn, intelligent/logical, trustworthy

Quirks: Tends to keep things to herself, kind of a perfectionist, easily fascinated by material objects

Nationality: 100% Japanese (Born in Japan, later moved to America)

Birthday: May 9th (Taurus)

Techniques:

Kaminari Kick- A powerful kick typically aimed at the opponent's chest that leaves a brief pause before the impact sends them hurtling backwards

Hyakurai- A hundred lightning charged jabs delivered through the fingers and into the opponent's body; may leave them paralyzed

Kōsoku-An uttered phrase before speed is greatly increased, giving the allowance to move at the speed of light


Personal Bio: Daisy Kaminari

Daisy is the only child of her two parents, Raiden and Hanako. She has a younger cousin named Himawari. Himawari is the daughter of her father's older brother. Daisy has often been lost in her cousin's shadow, due to the fact that Himawari has exceptional abilities in many things. She's faster, smarter, stronger, etc. Daisy tries very hard to live up to the expectations of her parents, especially her mother. But no matter how hard Daisy tried, she never saw any improvement; Himawari still beat her at everything. Finally, after yet another defeat and further harsh words from her mother, Daisy fled from home. She wandered alone for some time before coming upon Laurel Blossom Kazumi. The two quickly became friends and now travel together.

The Kaminari Clan

Daisy is of the Kaminari Clan, an elite Japanese family. The Kaminari are well known for their connection to nature, their intelligent minds, and their amazing combat skills. In short, they are a prestigious family that rank above most. The family crest is a spiked swirl engulfing a smaller circle. The word 'Kaminari' literally translates to 'thunder' in Japanese. The name is to account for the family's impressive handling with swords, which 'leave an impact like thunder'. The Kaminari also have strong relations to the Inazuma Clan, which translates to 'lightning' in Japanese.


When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked ...him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your profile (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!


If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Nagato, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10, SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai! the-only-puppet-love, Moon made of Ink, WhiteTiger BlackWolf, The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard, jasminepetals12, Daisy Kaminari


Akatsukicons!

Itachi: -/.\-

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: >.

Kakuzu: $-$


Naruto Name Meanings: (I don't know if all of these are right, but some of the translations are pretty accurate to what I know of.)

Sasuke- Parrot

Itachi- Weasel

Sakura- Cherry Blossom

Kisame- Demon Shark

Sasori- Scorpion

Kiba- Fang

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle

Deidara- Mud

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life

Hidan- Bandit gang

Pein- Priss

Hinata- Sunflower

Shikamaru- Deer

Tobi- Good Boy

Zabuza- Cuts Once

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life.

Neji- Screw

Yamato- Ancient name for Japan

Konan - Instep

Zetsu - Reed


Which Akatsuki member are YOU most like? (My results)

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[X] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 6 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. [X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. [ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient. (I tend not to show it)
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. (She annoys me sometimes...)
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me. [X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 6 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3 ]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off (only when they're loud and try to show off or are rude. hate that!)
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 1 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 3 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. (I'm not obsessed with him though)
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2 ]

I guess I'm most like Itachi and Sasori...I don't mind, they're some of my personal favorites! XD


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It is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks/underwear still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I got: 52/100...Well, everyone has those moments!


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Akatsuki pledge.

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking a little kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm a little low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolically.

I promise to remember Pein,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan,

whenever I put a child's mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto,

cuz' all the other 'tards know.

Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki!

MORE TRUE LOVE:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote. It. Now!

Book- Warriors: Dawn of the Clans: The Sun Trail : "Still curled up in his sleeping hollow, Gray Wing could hear excited chatter from cats nearby."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A wall that has a marker stain on it.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:20 P.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:27 P.M.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The song Monster by Skillet.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A couple of hours ago, walking my dog.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Soul Eater fanfiction stories, didn't read any, though.

9. What are you wearing?

My purple 'Hello Kitty' flannel pajama pants and a white shirt that says 'G.R.E.A.T' on the front.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I dreamed that I got swept away in a storm. Not very pleasant.

11. When did you last laugh?

Three hours ago when my dog broke the silence by making an odd snort.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Random pictures my 'roommate' had a friend draw, as well as a photo of Kakashi Hatake in his Anbu uniform.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

...People 'twerking' in the hallway. O.O

14. What did you think of this quiz?

...Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Despicable Me

16. What if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would get a house, a new computer, and lots of Anime/Manga things.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am an introverted anime geek and darn proud of it too.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would find a way to have world peace, which means no wars, which then means my loved ones can stay close by and safe without getting hurt.

19. Do you like to dance?

...Nope. The only dancing I'll do is on the Wii system.

20. Obama:

...Eh, I don't do politics.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I want her to be called Laurel Evangeline (Insert Last Name).

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I want him to be called Drew Alexander (Insert Last Name).

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hm, maybe if I was going to Japan.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

...I've always wondered what it would be like up here.


YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

Its hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You own/owned an XBOX

You own/ owned a Wii

You played with hot wheels as a little kid

At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball hats

You used/do collect football collector cards

Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way

Its kinda weird to have sleepover with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

You talk with food in your mouth

You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

Total= 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner

You wear the color pink

You go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like going to town

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry

You cried watching The Notebook

You have worn dangly earrings

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

You don't like watching Star Wars movies

You are/were in gymnastics

You smile a lot more than should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

Sometimes you care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses

You like wearing body spray

You wear flip flops

You used to play with dolls as a kid

You have put makeup on others

You like being the star of almost everything

You love shoe shopping

Pink is one of your favorite colors

TOTAL= 7


Warrior Cats Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart
When I see a scar on someone's face
I will remember Windclan
Every time I win a race

I'll remember Silverstream
When I see a young mother
I'll remember Violet
When I worry about my brother

I will remember Goosefeather
When no one believes me
I will think of Scourge
When someone's teased for being tiny

I'll remember Mothwing
When I find it hard to believe
I'll be reminded of Princess
When I see someone who seems naive

I'll always think of Heathertail
When someone wants to be 'just friends'
I will think of Starclan
When I am near the end

I will think of Tawnypelt
Whenever I feel judged
I will think of Darkstripe
When somebody hols a grudge

I promise to remember Cinderheart
Whenever I climb a tree
I'll remember Midnight
Whenever I'm at sea

I'll remember Leafpool
When I must follow my heart
I will think of Hollyleaf
If I ever fall apart

I'll remember Brambleclaw
When I must prove myself
I'll remember Spottedleaf
When I'm suffering from bad health

I'll remember Lionblaze
When I am feeling strong
I'll remember Tigerstar
If I ever choose the path that is wrong

I'll remember Dovewing
If I hear something far away
I'll remember Cloudtail
When a kitten catches their first prey

I'll remember Bluestar
Whenever I must choose
I'll remember Crowfeather
When the one I love, I lose

Feathertail will be in my mind
When I must be brave
And I'll remember The Tribe
When I see a cave

I'll remember Ashfur
When somebody breaks my heart
And I'll remember Barley
When me and my siblings are far apart

I'll remember Ivypool
When I try to be the best
I'll remember Firestar
When my loyalty's put to the test

I'll remember Crookedstar
When someone abandons me
I'll remember Ravenpaw
If I ever have to flee

I'll remember Jayfeather
When I have a strange dream
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowfeather
Whenever I eat cream

I'll always think of Cinderpelt
When my leg is sore
I'll remember Longtail
When I can see no more

I'll remember the Many Battles
When I see conflict or strife
I promise to remember All These Cats
For the rest of my life


Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.


I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!


List 10 characters from Soul Eater:

1. Soul
2. Maka
3. Liz
4. Death the Kid
5. Patty
6. Black Star
7. Tsubaki
8. Crona
9. Lord Death
10. Medusa

1 walked in while you were showering, what is your reaction?

Soul. "Clean up all this blood and get out before I call Maka!"

7 cooked you dinner.

Tsubaki. It would be amazing.

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

Kid and Patty. Patty trashed the mansion and made everything asymmetrical, so Kid is upset about it.

6 is mad about something, why is this? What will you do?

Black Star. He's mad that he lost a fight to Kid. I would do my best to stay out of the way.

3 told you that he will be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

Liz and Maka. Um, Liz is not a guy...but if that did happen, I would be at a loss for words.

10 is looking at photos of you on the internet.

Medusa. She's probably researching me to be a test subject for one of her twisted experiments.

You are going to do something embarrassing. Will 9 comfort you?

Lord Death. He would say something that seems totally pointless that probably wouldn't comfort me at all.

You're laying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9 by the water.

Soul, Maka, and Lord Death. Soul and Maka just defeated a potential Kishin soul and are reporting to Lord Death through a portable mirror.

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

Crona. "Wait, if we're related...THEN I'M RELATED TO MEDUSA, TOO! I'M PART WITCH!"

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Black Star. He wants to fight someone and is using me as bait.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts?

Tsubaki and Kid. "Tsubaki, why would you talk to Kid of all people about a problem like this?"

5 gives you a teddy bear.

Patty. She wants to apologize for breaking my stuffed giraffe's neck.

2 and 1 get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Maka and Soul. The best couple ever!

8 gets mad and starts swearing at 6. 7 is watching it all and is interested... But why is this?

Crona, Black Star, and Tsubaki. Crona finally snapped after challenged by Black Star to a fight and Tsubaki is worried for their safety.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. Your reaction to his kindness?

Kid. "Thanks, Kid! You're the best!" *Glomps*

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Patty. "No, you cannot have a sleepover in my bedroom!"

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by inviting you to hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Medusa and Maka. "Well, since Medusa is my mom, I can't really leave or she'll-MAKA HELP ME!"

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? Who are the random people with you?

Lord Death. "Why are you in the elevator when you can travel through mirrors?! And Crona, get out of the corner! As your big sister, I order you to!"

4 is forced to sing karaoke by his friends... and you as well. What song would you sing?

Kid. That would be a sight to see. I would sing 'Angel with a Shotgun' by The Cab.

All the listed characters get into a very epic all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Lord Death would win of course! He's Lord Death!

Soul Eater Oath!

I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something asymmetrical And promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
And I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am dissecting something
I promise to remember Asura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Eaters know


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My Crimson Thread Of Fate by Tomboi cherryblossom reviews
UNDERGONE MAJOR RECONSTURCTION! Kaiya was just a normal girl, until some stranger kidnapped her from her bedroom! Now she's being told she's the daughter of a criminal. And what happens when she meets the guy she's been dreaming about for over two years now? follow kaiya as she grows, learns, and maybe even fall in love? humanSasoXoc slight KonanXNagato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,082 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Sasori, OC] Akatsuki
Artistically Tragic by bittersweetties reviews
I'm in love with Sasori Akasuna. I have been for a while. I'm smart, I'm athletic, I'm also tragically inartistic. How am I suppose to win his love like this? Especially with a certain blond trying to sabotage me every step of the way? SasorixOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,350 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara, Sasori
Konoha's School of The Arts by XxChemicalKatxX reviews
Sakura has finally got into the school of her dreams, but what happens when the Akatsuki, a group of very talented students set their sites on Sakura. Lets not forget her dark past, creepy teachers, haters, old friends, and a heavy set of stage fright. Sakura has got her work cut out for her. Rated T for Hidan :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Darkness Follows by BrightDarkness-2013 reviews
I woke to pain engulfing the back of my right shoulder and a small portion below that. I was in my room but... Wasn't I-? "How did I get here?" "Your father carried you back, remember?" T just in case.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Death The Kid
Kismet by Witherwolf reviews
Medical students Sasori and Deidara are similar in so many ways that it's frightening, but even they have their respective problems which sometimes make life seem unberable. Their meeting is almost like a God-sent chance to rectify their lives. They can either help each other or potentially destroy each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,912 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Flower in the Rain by Ziggy of the Uchiha Clan reviews
I'm just a random rebel who enjoys rapping. How'd I get mixed up with Akatsuki, the most popular music group of all time? Most of all, how'd I get inthe attention of their leader? Here's the story of my crappy college life. PeinKonan ItaHana. Continuation of the story 'Flower in the Rain' posted on my old account (PsyMama17)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Pain/Pein, Konan
The Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
What happens when Hidan pisses off a witch? Why, she punishes him and the other Akatsuki members by turning them into kittens and sends them off into the real world. What happens when a girl then finds the Akatsuki kittens hiding under her house? What if it turns out she is a SANE Naruto, Akatsuki fan? Fun, adventure, drama and mystery. RE-WRITE T for swearing and some murder
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Akatsuki
Shinobi High by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,912 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Your my Danna by secret77752 reviews
Deidara gets kidnapped. While he's kept hostage he meets four other teens, all with different stories. When Konan, Hidan, Itachi, and Tobi all explain how they live with there masters Pein, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu. How will Dei react when he gets "addopted" by Sasori, and is taken into the world of Vampires? Continuation from my story "MY LITTLE DEI" :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
The Dark Prince by Black Rose of Fire reviews
After a failed mission Death the Kid starts acting strange, and Maka won't stop until she uncovers her friend's dark secret, even if it means joining him in the Darkness. RATING MAY GO UP! Pairing Death the Kid x Maka (One-sided Soul x Maka, Blackstar x Tsubaki, Stein x Marie) UPDATE! Editing finished! New chapters coming soon!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Silver Lightning by K.B.Maillet reviews
I didn't expect to hit my car into a fictional character on a cold winter night or that the events after that would turn my quiet and comfy life upside down when people started to come after me but I accepted the difficult (sometimes stupid) decisions I had made along the way. This story is about no matter how hard life gets, there will always be someone there for you. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,448 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Death of Death by ManicMidnight13 reviews
**ON HIATUS** Kid is abducted from his home one night by Medusa. He is injected with a fluid that causes the Lines of Sanzu to fade away and eventually disappear. Along with this he undergo's days of torture until finally being rescued. Will Maka and the gang be able to retrieve the antidote, or will the Lines of Sanzu disappear? If they do, Kid will die...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
The 10-step Program For Reforming Villains by NarutoRox reviews
Ever wonder what happens to your favorite villains, once they've been killed off or written out of their series? Well, the Akatsuki are about to find out...with the help of two very troublesome therapists that simply don't know when to quit and their 10-step program for 'reforming' the Akatsuki. Uh-oh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Akatsuki
Wonderland? Wait What? by ChasingDreamsLikeAnIdiot reviews
While out on recon, Deidara happens across a strange sight. Follow the white rabbit and you get a hell of a lot more than you bargained for! He must now work with Sasori to save Wonderland and escape it at the same time, while surviving horrifying trials, embarrassment galore and maybe even learn a thing or two about friends and why you need them along the way!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Excalibur's 1000 Provisions by Four Dimensional reviews
A list of 1000 provisions you must follow to be Excalibur's meister!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Excalibur
Aloha Akatsuki by Zerokiryuchick reviews
The Akatsuki members are going on a much needed vacation to Hawaii. With mall security, late night clubs and the Hawaiian legend after them will the Akatsuki survive! OCs. HidanxOC, Itachi/Sasori/DeidaraxOC Changed the rating just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan
Teach Me How to Fight by EdgyPixel reviews
Only the most brilliant minds reside at the academy, and only the academy accepts brilliant minds... Or so Maka thought. What if a life of painstaking studying isn't the only way to live? Is living on the streets really a considerable alternative? Possibly, but only with some assistance from Death the Kid. KidxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.]
Once Upon a Fairy Tale by Nasulilninja reviews
What does the Prince do when he meets a green-eyed commoner? He does what every other Prince does in every other fairy tale! KiMa fanfic. Mash up of classic fairy tales. Rated T for safety :P
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] Blair
It Takes a City to Raise a Kid by H0lmeser reviews
A series of snapshots of the life of Death the Kid. One-shots. R&R.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,106 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Define Normal by cronashy-absentia reviews
It started out as a typical day in Death City, including reluctant roommates, broken doorknobs, cardboard boxes, twenty-four stripes, and pet snakes. Normal is strange and strange is normal as three groups of partners, and a few extras, try to survive everyday life. That won't work well... (Pairings: SoulXMaka SteinXMedusa. WARNING: Anime spoilers. COMPLETE)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,983 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] Black Star, Death The Kid - Complete
Revenge is Best Served Cold by angelpixroyale reviews
After a breakup with Uchiha Sasuke, Sakura wants more than to just cry over her poor, poor loss. She wants revenge, and the one way to do it is to try and date Akasuna Sasori, the most popular guy in school and Sasuke's rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,577 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Embrace of Death and the Kiss of Life by GarGoyl reviews
With barely any memory of her past life as a meister, Maka was sentenced to serve in a Temple of Death for the rest of her days. But maybe death is not the only way out… Kid/Maka darkfic, slightly AU. Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,160 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
Keyboards and Writer's Block by TheSymmetricalist reviews
Kid makes an attempt at becoming an author. But it turns out that writing is extremely stressful and irritating, what with the fact that he can't conjure up any imagination to save his life, and the fact that the keyboard hates him. But when he suddenly decides to help a certain timid boy through some recent troubles he's been having lately, inspiration might just strike him.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,386 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti
Heart Of A Puppeteer by FagglesMcGee reviews
12 years after being taken in by Konohagakure's Shizune, Yukine Ayuzawa has become a master tracker who has caught the eye of the Akatsuki. Wanting control of that tracking power for their own uses, they attempt to kidnap her. However, it seems that their target is a lot more difficult to catch than first anticipated. Have the Akatsuki finally bit off more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,743 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sasori
Outlaws by LittleRedAuthor reviews
"Of course I've got rebels! What kind of rebellion leader would I be, if I didn't even have rebels!" -Rated 'T', but the rating may change. Full summary inside. Warning; Sasori isn't a puppet, and AU; Medieval Era, sorta. Summary explains it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, OC
Kindness by DemonMisstress reviews
(AU) Tsunade decides to support 9 boys from the Akatsuki sanctuary in the war torn country of Amakagure for Sakura's birthday. When the war ends, the 9 boys will be brought to Konoha for a new life. But what happens when Tsunade is on a year-long trip in the Alps and Sakura is home alone when the boys- now men, show up at her doorstep. Oh god, what will the neighbors think?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sharpened Perception by darksideofnight reviews
"It just seems strange to me," he said. "That a thing which I live for will most undoubtedly be the thing which ends me."
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Akatsuki Babies? Well, lets blame Tobi by I love creepy things reviews
After a Jutsu goes wrong, the Akastuki transform into six month old babies and are teleported into a alternate dimension. April Waters is a young run away that finds the babies and, after taking pity on the babies, takes them to her hide out. Now how will April and her roommate handle taking care of eleven old babies? What if it turns out that everything is Tobi's fault?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Kitten: Phoenix Corporation Overhaul by phoenixyfriend reviews
In the world of parodies, logic is a power all of its own. An OC doesn't need to be special to be interesting, and romance isn't a necessity. When the Akatsuki fall into the real world, catty to the extreme, well... only more can follow, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,753 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Akatsuki, Yahiko
Demons and Wolves by JayLawliet818 reviews
Maka moved to Death City with her father to escape from the people trying to capture her, for she harbors one secret that catches the eyes of people. Meanwhile, murders are happening at night and suspicions are rising. They are quick to blame the outsider, but the real murderer is among them... KidXMaka R&R please! Rating may change due to violence, language, etc
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
The Kitten Curse Deleted Scenes by I love creepy things reviews
These are deleted scenes from what didn't show in the story. Tobi wakes Deidara needing to pee? Ashlen teaches Akatsuki members to read English? What happens after Kisame and Itachi go talk to Michael? What do the Akatsuki do while Ashlen and Michael are at school? Well come inside and read to find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Akatsuki
Letters to The Akatsuki by redpetal888 reviews
Welcome to the Akatsuki fanmail database, where you can send letters (via pm or review) to any of the Akatsuki members, and they (might) respond! (we are not responsible for any injuries caused by Hidan or anyone else.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Interviews by Dark and Death reviews
Shortly after their death, the Akatsuki must answer ten interview questions in order to proceed to Heaven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Akatsuki
Time Travelling and Wrong Redheads by Drindrak reviews
While attempting a Time Travel jutsu, Sakura is sent too far into the past. Waking in Suna as a child, she looks for a certain, familiar redhead. And boy, does she find a familiar redhead. The wrong familiar redhead. One five year old Akasuna no Sasori. Slow SasoSaku, slight TobiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H.
JellyBabies by CheesePie reviews
Deidara is 21 and in need of a place to stay, what happens when he is taken in by his highschool friend Itachi who just happens to live in an apartment building inhabited by the Akatsuki? will he side with Itachi and get his life together or fall into the hands of the crime life? WARNING: Yaoi, SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings implied. DLDR. rated for violence & language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,704 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Skipping by BrightDarkness-2013 reviews
I put one of my hands over my mouth to stifle my coughing a bit. Blood coated my hand as I coughed. He couldn't totally, completely explode on me. IF he found out. I didn't do it for a thrill or to prove myself. I did it for him. I forced myself back up. I was shaking. Come on! Pull it together! I'm a shinigami! I could handle it. I had to.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Death The Kid - Complete
Tobi Funny Story by AlexAkatsukiDragon reviews
What happens when Tobi asks what bad words ? A/N. You must read the whole thing to be able to get the joke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Life and Death by JayLawliet818 reviews
Kid is an angel with black wings, or a death angel. Everyone resents him because he's different and the only death angel alive. Maka hates him the most though she refuses to speak of why. What happens when God gives Kid and Maka, who happens to be a white winged angel, a mission to travel to the living world? KidXMaka Rated T for cussing. OOC-ness don't like don't read.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Flower in the Rain by PsyMama17 reviews
I'm just a random rebel who enjoys rapping. How'd I get mixed up with Akatsuki, the most popular music group of all time? Most of all, how'd I get inthe attention of their leader? Here's the story of my crappy college life. PeinKonan ItaHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,093 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Last Friday Night by NarutoRox reviews
Song parody to Katy Perry's 'Last Friday Night (TGIF)'. The Konoha 12 might have gotten a little out of hand last night... What is Shino wearing? What's that on Lee? WHO got a tattoo? And most importantly...has anyone seen Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai - Complete
Convalescence by pastel cynics reviews
Only memories of the people who depart the world are left on the surface. Maybe saying something more at the right time would have been appropriate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
This is why you dont let Itachi drive! by Adrian Sol Nightshade reviews
Terror strikes in the Akatsuki household! They are in the real world with no ninja history and are living together under one roof. What happens when they run out of toilet paper and someone has to drive to the store. Find out who and what fresh hell the others will go through! Rated T for Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
A New Kind of Family by LittleRedAuthor reviews
Sasori opens his door one day to find an abandoned baby Deidara left on his door step. He takes the boy in and adopts him as his own. Four years later a woman named Evelynn and her son, Adrian, move into an apartment two doors down from Sasori's. Their children become friends, and decide that Adrian's mommy, and Deidara's daddy are perfect for each other. AU; Modern world-ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,237 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hidan's Diary of Doom by Tara Terra reviews
Hidan is given a diary by Pein, what does he write in it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Remember? by OmgItsPocky reviews
When people are lonely or under pressure, they will often speak out to their parents, friends or someone they can trust. But for Sakura, she would rather talk to a man who dresses as a hotdog for his job. "Mr. Sausage, are you a pedophile?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,328 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Number Eleven by Michi Shojo reviews
Number Eleven was a puppet, brought to life with a reanimation jutsu. Chiyo gave her a reason for existing, befriend Sasori. She exists to serve him, but he leaves her. Can she overcome the obstacles that have torn them apart? And even if she finds him, can she keep them together as everything shatters? In her heart she understands, sometimes friendship isn't enough. SasoXOC Review
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Chiyo, OC - Complete
How cliche Kittens by LittleRedAuthor reviews
Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi get turned into kittens, and sent to our world by a girl who's father was killed by Sasori. They get adopted by three, basically, normal girls. (For the sake of the story, Sasori isn't a puppet. Bear with me.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasori, Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Curse of the Dogs by I love creepy things reviews
A jutsu created by Orochimaru turns the Akatsuki into dogs and send them into a alternet dimension. What happens when a young orphan girl comes across the ten stray dogs and reuses them from the pound? Now what happens when the Akatsuki do not realize they are in a different dimension and the girl has no idea what Naruto is? RE-WRITE also hurt/comfort. Pein/Konan OC pairing for som
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,094 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Akatsuki
Trust by ChibiFoxx reviews
Living in a vampire infested neighbourhood, Deidara had been kept from such supernatural creatures from young. However, everything turns upside down when he witnesses a murder, and subsequently infuriating a red headed vampire. To survive, we sometimes toy with other's trust. But is it taking it too far by turning it into a game? Sasodei, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Obey Me Akatsuki by swirlheart reviews
Summery: As the only girl in the Akatsuki, you're entitled to a little fun. So what happens when Konan discovers a way to mess with people's minds? Great. She can hypnotize them. This is gonna be good. Requested fanfiction. Rated T mostly because of Hidan. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,803 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Birthdays by Perzona reviews
Read how each of the Akatsuki members celebrate their birthdays. A collection of one shots. Rated T for cussing and possible gore. -Now continuing and rewriting the first few chapters-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Akatsuki
In the Life of the Akatsuki by otakufangirl101 reviews
Konan decides to set-up a video camera to let the members of the Akatsuki record their daily reports instead of having a meeting everyday, but will they take it seriously? Or will they get a little too carried away and reveal some of their true feelings and thoughts?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Family Reunion by LazyFucktard reviews
When Pein notices that he has fewer members than planned, he realizes that most of the Akatsuki members have little sisters... who are just as sick and twisted as they are... recruiting them and having them suck people's souls shouldn't be a problem, right? (Crack-fic, and a disturbing one at that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Akatsuki
The Good Guys Are the Bad Guys, The Bad Guys Are the Good Guys by SunaT.U reviews
During an encounter with the Akatsuki, Ino's jutsu goes wrong. Now everyone has switched bodies and the Akatsuki have the perfect disguise to infiltrate the Leaf village. That is, if they can figure all this out without completely blowing their cover first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Akatsuki
When The Boys Open Up HD by triggerspec reviews
Kisame and I live on our own, with some financial help from our parents. He is friends & teammates with THE hottest boys in the school. Me on the other hand live for soccer. It's odd seeing the real sides of the tough guys. RE-DONE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
I Made A Promise To A King by MadeOfSunshine reviews
Set in medieval times, Deidara's father sends his son in disguise as a Princess in order to appease his Kingdom's otherwise hostile enemies, the Uchiha. Deidara goes to live at the Uchiha castle with no one but his Knight Sasori there to help keep the secret of his gender.He is due to marry the Prince Itachi, but the risk heightens as the day of the wedding consummation approaches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Say you're my lover by cr0nkang3l reviews
Sasori has a small mental breakdown.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sasori - Complete
The Akatsuki from KSUH by Celtic Water Spirit reviews
It's been three years since their days at Konoha-Suna Union High and the Akatsuki are still stopping crime and enemies from the shadows. While some members are beginning to settle down in their lives, there is a charge in the air that can mean only one thing. War. They have to stop it before that happens. Somehow. Itachi/OC, Sasori/OC, sequel to "Konoha-Suna Union High", semi-AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
I'm Not Singing by Wrath76 reviews
The Akatsuki just got a Karaoke machine from Kami-knows-where. And everyone, except Sasori, was singing. Soon, the Akatsuki force, or try to force, him to sing. But who can? Sasori's like, the ultimate killjoy... Rated T due to a certain Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
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Rising Dawn Ridge reviews
Nine teenagers make the fatal mistake of entering the house haunted by the restless spirits of the Akatsuki. Now, they're trapped inside, with the only option to escape together, or die trying. *Rewrite of The Haunting of 10 Ghosts. More info inside.*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,495 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Akatsuki
This is Insanity reviews
For ten years, I have kept my son ignorant about the past. With madness running rampant like a disease in Death City, however, I know that there is no denying the truth any longer. He will soon come to know that Medusa's latest plot revolves around none other than his forgotten older brother.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Asura, Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Medusa G.
The Haunting of 10 Ghosts reviews
Three girls buy a big house for cheap...that should have been a red flag! Now they have to deal with the unsettled souls already living there! Can they do it? Or will the violent spirits scare them senseless? Rated T for cussing and horrific scenes. *IMPORTANT! READ THE LAST CHAPTER TO FIND THE AUTHOR'S NOTE! IT CONCERNS THE EXPLANATION FOR THE STORY!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Akatsuki
A Valentine's Day to Regret reviews
After the events of Christmas, the Akatsuki yet again experience another holiday: Valentine's Day! What happens when a surprise visitor turns their day upside down? Sequel to Akatsuki Christmas Cheer! Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Christmas Cheer! reviews
Well, it's Christmas season and Tobi wants to spread the holiday cheer! The other Akatsuki members aren't too fond of the idea, however, but Leader has declared the celebration mandatory. Not to mention the surprise visitors! Oh, Jashin help them. Full summary inside. Rated T for Hidan's foul mouth and possible violence or awkward situations. R&R! Now completed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete