Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Winnie-the-Pooh, and Harry Potter.
Hi, everyone! Welcome to my profile! Make sure you vote on my poll! Yes, that means you. It's still there, y'know.
Check out my forum for fanfic recs: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Greatest-Hetalia-Fanfiction/134442/ We're just getting started!
A little about myself:
I'm a complete language nut. While I'm technically only fluent in English, working with other languages is very fun for me. I'm currently learning Spanish and sort of attempting to teach myself French. Hopefully, I'll also eventually learn Arabic. I like to use a lot of foreign-language words in my writing, and while I try my best on these translations, I can only do a little Spanish myself, and Google Translate isn't exactly reliable. If anybody fluently knows a language I write in and notices a mistake, please tell me. Really, please do. I'm more than happy to correct myself, and I love the language lessons!
My favorite Hetalia character is Estonia. My favorite group is the Nordics (but Estonia should be one!). You'll be seeing a lot of them too. I generally dislike Russia, since he's a sadistic psycho and had control of Eesti in the Soviet years. Besides, Russia makes a good antagonist.
I mostly prefer hetero pairings, and lately I've gotten especially caught up in IceLiech, CanUkr, and the AusHun/PruHun love triangle. However, you will often see me making PruCan, DenNor, or FrUK references.
Another thing I enjoy is MBTI. I have actually typed a bunch of Hetalia characters. If anyone's interested, just let me know, but I won't use room here.
My fandoms include, but are not limited to:
-Hetalia (most of my fics will be Hetalia or Hetalia crossovers)
-My Little Pony (Don't judge!)
-Winnie the Pooh (Again, don't judge!)
Anyway, thanks for visiting my profile! See you later, and thanks for reading my stories!
P.S. Please feel free to review or message me! I love hearing from people.
--My regular stories--
Maple: When someone breaks into Canada's maple syrup reserve, he gets ticked. The World Conference becomes that much crazier for it. I had way too much fun writing this. I sort of surprised myself by using Latvia, but hey, why not? Thanks for all the views, guys!
Colored Pencils: A ghost has stolen Piglet's colored pencils! Can Pooh, Piglet, and Eeyore find the culprit? This is what happens when someone gives me thirty minutes and a completely random prompt. I have no idea why I used Winnie the Pooh; I guess I couldn't come up with anything Hetalia or Inheritance that quickly, but whatever. Winnie the Pooh is just that awesome.
Ask Hetalia: I just brought all of the Hetalia characters together in my new apartment to answer your questions and requests. I'm sure it will work out fine just as long as I can keep everyone from killing each other first. Wish me luck! Review with your ideas; rules in the prologue. On pseudo-hiatus due to Hetalia: Expecto Patronum, but soon it'll be back and better than ever!
Hetalia: Expecto Patronum: Liechtenstein and Iceland gain magical powers, but a spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Now thirty nations have magic, and they're all going to Hogwarts! Friendships are made and broken, secrets get out, and house rivalries are are at their fiercest. Is magic really all it's cracked up to be? Many pairings eventually. I've worked really hard on this. I have unique schedules, wand designs, and plot points set out for nearly every character, and I'm really proud of it. Please read it if you haven't!
--Planned stories, subject to change arbitrarily--
An HP/Hetalia crossover sequel to Hetalia: Expecto Patronum, entitled Hetalia: Avada Kedavra: I'd give you a summary, but if I were to tell you about it, there would be spoilers for the first one. I will tell you it includes Monaco, Hong Kong, Sealand, Belgium, and a Triwizard Tournament... with a twist.
An Inheritance Cycle/Hetalia crossover, working title Memoriam: Canada gets sick of being forgotten and goes to Alagaesia to get his memory spell taken off. But after finding a new life with a dragon, will he ever come back to Earth?
A Hetalia story, working title RPG: Stuck inside a game-like universe, the nations must face the perils before them and complete their quest to get back home. Partially based off of Pathfinder and Inotia.
A My Little Pony/Hetalia crossover, working title My Little Nations: Alliance is Magic: Summary not set yet, but this will happen.
A Hetalia story, entitled Falling in Love with the Telepath Next Door: When 15-year-old Elizabeta receives an acceptance letter for Gakuen, a school for people with superpowers, she expects to learn to control her visions... not go to war with a delinquent Romanian empath, ally with a "Prussian" shapeshifter, or lose her heart to an Austrian telepath. One thing is for sure - by the end of the year, Elizabeta's powers will be the least of her worries.
--Other Stuff (as if my profile isn't long enough as it is...)--
A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Sometimes, but then I'll follow up with something relevant)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper (I just type on my iPod, but that counts)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D. (I barely avoided getting tested, luckily)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You start laughing and then wonder why you're laughing, and then realized it was something that happened in your head.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (No, but I scare my teacher every day!)
Copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions!
Hetalia meme challenge!
1. Your favorite character: Estonia!!!!!
2. Your least favorite character: Russia, definitely.
3. Character you'd date: Probably Estonia.
4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Oh, France has a beautiful sense of style!
5. Character you'd like as your child: Weird question, but I'd have to say Finland.
6. Character who would probably be your rival: America. We'd keep trying to one-up each other.
7. Character you have most in common with: At the risk of sounding redundant, Estonia.
8. Character you look like the most: Probably Belgium.
9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: Switzerland and/or Liechtenstein.
10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: Russia, America, Prussia, Germany, Denmark, Britain... shoot, almost everyone.
11. Character you'd become best friends with: Probably Ukraine.
12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: I'd have to actually say Veneziano on this one.
13. Character you'd go camping with: All of them! HETALIA CAMPING TRIP!
14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Belgium or Liechtenstein.
15. Character you'd want to cook for you: China. Yummmmm...
16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: None. Really, that would be really weird.
17. Your OTP: Right now? IceLiech.
18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Not sure if this counts, but I'd love to grow up with the Nordics.
19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: All of them! HETALIA KARAOKE PARTY/CAMPING TRIP! In a duet, I'd probably go with Estonia or France.
20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Lithuania. He's so responsible and nice, but downright BA when he needs to be.
21. Five characters you'd invite to a party: Only five? With limited room/resources, I'd say Prussia, Hungary, Denmark, Ukraine, and Spain.
22. Another OTP of yours: AusHun.
23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender: ESTONIA!
24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Oh, this one's good. I'm going with France.
25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Hong Kong would be fun for a band...
26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Japan or maybe Austria.
27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Russia, Belarus, and France.
28. Character you'd want as a dog: America, China, or Canada!
29. Character you'd want as a cat: Britain, America, or Norway!
30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: Estonia, though the only cosplay I've ever actually attempted was Romano.
“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.” -Mark Twain
"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future." -Oscar Wilde
"Never complain. Never explain." -Katharine Hepburn
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche
“Don’t corral me, and I’ll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.” -Sandra Bullock
“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” -Mark Twain
"Paris is always a good idea." -Audrey Hepburn
"Promise me you will always remember... you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin
"I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything." -Oscar Wilde
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
"And with tears of blood he cleansed the hand, the hand that held the steel: for only blood can wipe out blood, and only tears can heal." -Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaool
"I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun." -Katharine Hepburn
“A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.” -Mark Twain
"Without music, life would be a mistake." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"If I'm honest I have to tell you that I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all." -Audrey Hepburn
"I have nothing to declare but my genius." -Oscar Wilde
--Bible verses (because I am a proud Catholic)--
Now there are varieties of gifts, but the same Spirit; and there are varieties of service, but the same Lord; and there are varieties of activities, but it is the same God who empowers them in everyone. To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good. For to one there is given through the Spirit the utterance of wisdom, and to another the utterance of knowledge according to the same Spirit, to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healing by the one Spirit, to another the working of miracles, to another prophecy, to another the ability to distinguish between spirits, to another various kinds of tongues, to another the interpretation of tongues. All these are the empowered by one and the same Spirit, who apportions to each one individually as he wills.
1 Corinthians 12:4-11
Seeing the crowds, he went up on the mountain, and when he sat down, his disciples came to him. And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied. Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall by called sons of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you."