Luna Safire
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Joined 12-22-12, id: 4431508, Profile Updated: 06-27-13
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Winnie-the-Pooh, and Harry Potter.

Hi, everyone! Welcome to my profile! Make sure you vote on my poll! Yes, that means you. It's still there, y'know.

Check out my forum for fanfic recs: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Greatest-Hetalia-Fanfiction/134442/ We're just getting started!

A little about myself:

I'm a complete language nut. While I'm technically only fluent in English, working with other languages is very fun for me. I'm currently learning Spanish and sort of attempting to teach myself French. Hopefully, I'll also eventually learn Arabic. I like to use a lot of foreign-language words in my writing, and while I try my best on these translations, I can only do a little Spanish myself, and Google Translate isn't exactly reliable. If anybody fluently knows a language I write in and notices a mistake, please tell me. Really, please do. I'm more than happy to correct myself, and I love the language lessons!

My favorite Hetalia character is Estonia. My favorite group is the Nordics (but Estonia should be one!). You'll be seeing a lot of them too. I generally dislike Russia, since he's a sadistic psycho and had control of Eesti in the Soviet years. Besides, Russia makes a good antagonist.

I mostly prefer hetero pairings, and lately I've gotten especially caught up in IceLiech, CanUkr, and the AusHun/PruHun love triangle. However, you will often see me making PruCan, DenNor, or FrUK references.

Another thing I enjoy is MBTI. I have actually typed a bunch of Hetalia characters. If anyone's interested, just let me know, but I won't use room here.

My fandoms include, but are not limited to:
-Hetalia (most of my fics will be Hetalia or Hetalia crossovers)
-Inheritance Cycle
-My Little Pony (Don't judge!)
-Harry Potter
-Winnie the Pooh (Again, don't judge!)

Anyway, thanks for visiting my profile! See you later, and thanks for reading my stories!

-Luna

P.S. Please feel free to review or message me! I love hearing from people.

--My regular stories--

Maple: When someone breaks into Canada's maple syrup reserve, he gets ticked. The World Conference becomes that much crazier for it. I had way too much fun writing this. I sort of surprised myself by using Latvia, but hey, why not? Thanks for all the views, guys!

Colored Pencils: A ghost has stolen Piglet's colored pencils! Can Pooh, Piglet, and Eeyore find the culprit? This is what happens when someone gives me thirty minutes and a completely random prompt. I have no idea why I used Winnie the Pooh; I guess I couldn't come up with anything Hetalia or Inheritance that quickly, but whatever. Winnie the Pooh is just that awesome.

Ask Hetalia: I just brought all of the Hetalia characters together in my new apartment to answer your questions and requests. I'm sure it will work out fine just as long as I can keep everyone from killing each other first. Wish me luck! Review with your ideas; rules in the prologue. On pseudo-hiatus due to Hetalia: Expecto Patronum, but soon it'll be back and better than ever!

--My crossovers--

Hetalia: Expecto Patronum: Liechtenstein and Iceland gain magical powers, but a spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Now thirty nations have magic, and they're all going to Hogwarts! Friendships are made and broken, secrets get out, and house rivalries are are at their fiercest. Is magic really all it's cracked up to be? Many pairings eventually. I've worked really hard on this. I have unique schedules, wand designs, and plot points set out for nearly every character, and I'm really proud of it. Please read it if you haven't!

--Planned stories, subject to change arbitrarily--

An HP/Hetalia crossover sequel to Hetalia: Expecto Patronum, entitled Hetalia: Avada Kedavra: I'd give you a summary, but if I were to tell you about it, there would be spoilers for the first one. I will tell you it includes Monaco, Hong Kong, Sealand, Belgium, and a Triwizard Tournament... with a twist.

An Inheritance Cycle/Hetalia crossover, working title Memoriam: Canada gets sick of being forgotten and goes to Alagaesia to get his memory spell taken off. But after finding a new life with a dragon, will he ever come back to Earth?

A Hetalia story, working title RPG: Stuck inside a game-like universe, the nations must face the perils before them and complete their quest to get back home. Partially based off of Pathfinder and Inotia.

A My Little Pony/Hetalia crossover, working title My Little Nations: Alliance is Magic: Summary not set yet, but this will happen.

A Hetalia story, entitled Falling in Love with the Telepath Next Door: When 15-year-old Elizabeta receives an acceptance letter for Gakuen, a school for people with superpowers, she expects to learn to control her visions... not go to war with a delinquent Romanian empath, ally with a "Prussian" shapeshifter, or lose her heart to an Austrian telepath. One thing is for sure - by the end of the year, Elizabeta's powers will be the least of her worries.

--Other Stuff (as if my profile isn't long enough as it is...)--

A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
Luna Safire

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
(Sometimes, but then I'll follow up with something relevant)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper (I just type on my iPod, but that counts)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D. (I barely avoided getting tested, luckily)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You start laughing and then wonder why you're laughing, and then realized it was something that happened in your head.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (No, but I scare my teacher every day!)
Copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions!

Hetalia meme challenge!
1. Your favorite character: Estonia!!!!!
2. Your least favorite character:
Russia, definitely.
3. Character you'd date:
Probably Estonia.
4. Character you'd like to go shopping with:
Oh, France has a beautiful sense of style!
5. Character you'd like as your child: Weird question, but I'd have to say Finland.
6. Character who would probably be your rival:
America. We'd keep trying to one-up each other.
7. Character you have most in common with:
At the risk of sounding redundant, Estonia.
8. Character you look like the most:
Probably Belgium.
9. Character you'd bring home to your parents:
Switzerland and/or Liechtenstein.
10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents:
Russia, America, Prussia, Germany, Denmark, Britain... shoot, almost everyone.
11. Character you'd become best friends with:
Probably Ukraine.
12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu:
I'd have to actually say Veneziano on this one.
13. Character you'd go camping with:
All of them! HETALIA CAMPING TRIP!
14. Character you wouldn't mind bein
g roommates with: Belgium or Liechtenstein.
15. Character you'd want to cook for you:
China. Yummmmm...
16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you:
None. Really, that would be really weird.
17. Your OTP:
Right now? IceLiech.
18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent:
Not sure if this counts, but I'd love to grow up with the Nordics.
19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with:
All of them! HETALIA KARAOKE PARTY/CAMPING TRIP! In a duet, I'd probably go with Estonia or France.
20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid:
Lithuania. He's so responsible and nice, but downright BA when he needs to be.
21. Five characters you'd invite to a party:
Only five? With limited room/resources, I'd say Prussia, Hungary, Denmark, Ukraine, and Spain.
22. Another OTP of yours:
AusHun.
23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender:
ESTONIA!
24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit:
Oh, this one's good. I'm going with France.
25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band:
Hong Kong would be fun for a band...
26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss:
Japan or maybe Austria.
27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley:
Russia, Belarus, and France.
28. Character you'd want as a dog:
America, China, or Canada!
29. Character you'd want as a cat:
Britain, America, or Norway!
30. Character you'd want to cosplay as:
Estonia, though the only cosplay I've ever actually attempted was Romano.

--Quotes--

“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.” -Mark Twain
"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future." -Oscar Wilde
"Never complain. Never explain." -Katharine Hepburn
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche
“Don’t corral me, and I’ll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.” -Sandra Bullock
“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” -Mark Twain
"Paris is always a good idea." -Audrey Hepburn
"Promise me you will always remember... you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin
"I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything." -Oscar Wilde
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
"And with tears of blood he cleansed the hand, the hand that held the steel: for only blood can wipe out blood, and only tears can heal." -Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaool
"PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" -Italy
"I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun." -Katharine Hepburn
“A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.” -Mark Twain
"Without music, life would be a mistake." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"If I'm honest I have to tell you that I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all." -Audrey Hepburn
"I have nothing to declare but my genius." -Oscar Wilde

--Bible verses (because I am a proud Catholic)--

Now there are varieties of gifts, but the same Spirit; and there are varieties of service, but the same Lord; and there are varieties of activities, but it is the same God who empowers them in everyone. To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good. For to one there is given through the Spirit the utterance of wisdom, and to another the utterance of knowledge according to the same Spirit, to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healing by the one Spirit, to another the working of miracles, to another prophecy, to another the ability to distinguish between spirits, to another various kinds of tongues, to another the interpretation of tongues. All these are the empowered by one and the same Spirit, who apportions to each one individually as he wills.
1 Corinthians 12:4-11

Seeing the crowds, he went up on the mountain, and when he sat down, his disciples came to him. And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied. Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall by called sons of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you."
Matthew 5:1-12

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The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/26/2011
Globus by xXNaidaXx reviews
The world conference was as always going terribly wrong... until Italy literally opens the door to a new world! Luna, Alexia, Flora,and Sofie are in for the multi-lingual, multi-cultural quest of a lifetime. As they poke holes in the fabric of space and time and screw up international relations, will they find themselves at the center of another world war? The hilarity in sues!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013
Brothers by incurableinsanity reviews
One-shot. Dave and Dirk Family. ...You're standing on a record surrounded by lava, and you're staring into identical pointed shades. You just know this is Dave's Bro, and your alternate self. It's like looking into an older, slightly broader, taller, hat-wearing mirror.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Dave S., Dirk S., Bro - Complete
The third option by Republic of Yolossia reviews
The year is 3102. Tired of their heavily controlled lives, Lovino and his friends join an underground resistance group. But as he's pulled deeper into this secret world of music, culture and love, Lovino realises just how inportant it is to fight the evil that controls his world, but if he fails, he will face the most horrific of choices. Spamano and others. Futuristic AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,368 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Turkey, Netherlands]
The Great Fandomstuck Investigation by Bri Nara reviews
After noticing that multiple fandoms are disappearing, the Superwholock trio, Hetalia fandom, and Homestuck fandom go off to investigate. Warning: Language and Tumblr jokes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
The Adventures of Marching Band by Watersong77 reviews
A series of one-shots telling stories of my adventures with my band.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012
Like a Bug on a Windshield by MCL1150 reviews
What the hell do you do when you find yourself plastered to the side of a big blue box hurtling through the Time Vortex when there shouldn't be anything there and all you were trying to do was mess with Vantas? You knock on the door.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Dave S. - Complete
Ten Fingers by Anon from 196 and 204 reviews
The Nations play a game of Ten Fingers. De-anon from the Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Switzerland - Complete
I Want You by Pozagee reviews
The Second World War has ended, so Switzerland and Lichtenstein are visiting the other Nations, taking stock of their currents states. Only...that includes having to visit Austria... Human and Nation names used. Headcanon: Don't like, don't read. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Fight for Perfection by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
Norway can't help but compare himself to Sweden and Denmark. They're strong and muscular, while he's … not. He decides he needs to get rid of that extra fat the fastest way possible: by not eating at all. After all, he needs to be perfect for Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] - Complete
The Sixth Nordic and the Baltic Duo by addledwalrus reviews
Estonia is finally accepted as a Nordic. How will Latvia and Lithuania react? Inspired by Hetalia Comic Birz chapter 14.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Estonia - Complete
Poppies by FazzyGrl.22 reviews
As Germany sat there looking at the woman sitting across from him, he took a deep breath and spoke in a quiet voice. "I want to be your friend."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Belgium, Germany] - Complete
Life in Seconds by CantoCookieMonster reviews
"Hello. Nice to meet you. Who am I? I am just a random person on the street that you don't know. I am normal. A normal 18 year old that fits in with everyone else on the street. Normal except for the fact that I see glowing numbers that don't reflect anywhere." Matthew Williams-Jones has lived eighteen years watching seconds go by. Seconds that no one gets back once they hit zero.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
I Do by the butt-loving cynic reviews
It is Elizabeta's wedding day. She should be ecstatic - she's marrying Roderich, after all. Yet...she can't shake the heavy feeling from her heart. And she knows it's all because of a certain arrogant albino. PruHun, minor AusHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Tautų miršta sunkiai per Kalėdas by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta reviews
or, "Tautų kalėdinis kietas riešutėlis." The Baltics were looking forward to a nice Christmas vacation, but terrorists across the street changed that. Rated for a lot of violence. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
Minecraft: To Sum it Up by quietboxed reviews
A sardonic, hilarious point of view on the ups and downs of Minecraft. Brief but funny. See, see I used good word choice, that must mean it'll be good. :/ Yeah, I know, I'm pathetic.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
It All Started With A Big Bang by Electra Minos reviews
Sheldon and Leonard were walking home to their apartment when they heard a crash from their apartment. Rushing upstairs they are met with 4 unlikely guests. As they meet Alfred, Arthur, Francis and Matthew. The pair along with Howard and Raj have to work out what to do. Comedic piece! First Crossover! Hope you guys like!
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sheldon C., England/Britain - Complete
Call Me Maybe - The Marching Way by umeRi87 reviews
It's everyone's favorite song by Carly Rae Jepsen (nope, I'm not her, so I don't own it), but it's Marching Band-ified. Enjoy!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
The 137th Date by coeurgryffondor reviews
Matthew counts the dates he takes Irina out on; each one is special, unique. He's learned her family's quirks, seen who she really is, and loves it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Norway by Jarenth reviews
"Doing the coastlines was always my favourite. Used to have endless fun doing all the little fiddly bits round fjords." Short, drabblish, crossover.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Slartibartfast, Norway - Complete
Born to Soar by Chatlantic reviews
Alfred is a peasant with no family. Emil is a prince with too many brothers. The two of them set out on a journey they didn't know they were going to start. USUK, HongIce
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - America
Karkat's Quadrants, In Anapestic Tetrameter by silverfire526 reviews
A lighthearted poem from John to Karkat. Mentions of pale Gamzee/Karkat, ashen Kanaya/Karkat/?, caliginous Dave/Karkat, flushed Terezi/Karkat, and non-quadrant John & Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
The Couch by Emma CS Me reviews
He's been declared safest nation in the world, and becomes a source of comfort. Estonia and... everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Estonia - Complete
Four Times by xShiningStarxx reviews
Four different sides to 24th February and how it was celebrated. Historically correct.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Estonia - Complete
The Boggart by webcomix reviews
Trapped at the front of the room in his least favourite class, Lovino is forced to face his greatest fear. Crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Spiral by Emma CS Me reviews
They're all shocked, lost, confused that one of their own would do something like this. Nordics, trigger warning for a suicide attempt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
bubbles by THE AMBASSADOR OF HUGS reviews
They're dead, the Doctor realizes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/25/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Gloves by Liradawn reviews
Each Nordic has his own reason for wearing gloves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Un Beso Con Tú y Sólo Tú by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Lovino wants his first kiss to be with Antonio, and come hell, high water, or rotten tomatoes, he's going to kiss the idiot. And Antonio's gonna damn well like it. Spamano, side PruCan and USUK. Cute and funny fluff, rated for language. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Truth by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
A boggart is let loose in the World Conference meeting! Facing fears is harder than the nations realize, and winning against them almost impossible, especially for England. T for Turkey's mouth and kissing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
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Hetalia: Expecto Patronum reviews
Liechtenstein and Iceland gain magical powers, but a spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Now thirty nations have magic, and they're all going to Hogwarts! Friendships are made and broken, secrets get out, and house rivalries are are at their fiercest. Is magic really all it's cracked up to be? Many pairings eventually.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,020 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Liechtenstein, Iceland] OC, France
War reviews
Nostalgia and love and killing and eternity and escape and smiles and war. World War Seven from seven points of view. Warning: epic angst, character death, and a few implied stuffs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Germany, Latvia, Switzerland, Belgium - Complete
Something Better To Do reviews
When nations fade away, because the life they lived was so full of strife and grief, harder than any mortal could face, they're given another life. A human life, normal. They can grow old, and fall in love, and pass away, just as any other human. They look just like they did as nations, but hold none of the memories... I was in my limousine when I saw him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Colored Pencils reviews
A ghost has stolen Piglet's colored pencils! Can Pooh, Piglet, and Eeyore find the culprit?
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Ask Hetalia reviews
I just brought all of the Hetalia characters together in my new apartment to answer your questions and requests. I'm sure it will work out fine just as long as I can keep everyone from killing each other first. Wish me luck! Review with your ideas; rules in the prologue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
Maple reviews
When someone breaks into Canada's maple syrup reserve, he gets ticked. The World Conference becomes that much crazier for it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Canada - Complete