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Author has written 6 stories for Hobbit.

Hi!

Like probably everyone else on this site, I'm just a little too obsessed with fictional characters. I like Star Trek, Tolkien, MARVEL, Assassin's Creed, Supernatural, Naruto, Harry Potter and Star Wars. I'm mostly hooked on the Hobbit right now, it is precious to me.

I'm shayshomemadeluck on AO3.

Anyways, here's some extended summaries of my fics!


A Not So Unwelcome Journey

Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child: she had been Bilbo the Great, the brave explorer who searched for elves in the wood and always came home trailing mud and leaves and fireflies. She had wanted to see the world when she grew old enough, but when father had died of illness she came to regret that she had spent so much of her time dreaming of leaving the Shire when she should have spent time with him. She quite lost her heart for adventure, and she knew anyway that as a woman she would be seen as a burden to any she traveled with, so she slowly settled into the simple quiet life that all hobbits wanted. She might have stayed in that life until the day she died had it not been for Gandalf’s meddling. Now she was on a mad quest to reclaim Erebor from the dragon Smaug along with thirteen stubborn dwarves, taking on dangers and all the while trying to keep her companions to the belief that she was in fact Mr Bilbo Baggins. Thank Valar for the lack of talent dwarves possess at discerning gender, because she was going to have enough to deal with, namely the rude bastard who was their leader.

Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder

Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. It turns out hobbits can be dangerous creatures, especially when they get their hands on frying pans. Lord of the Rings characters make an appearance. Basically madness with Bilbo and his frying pan at the center of things.

There and Back Again, Again

Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. Basically timtravel but with not much worrying about sticking to timelines and messing things up, as in: Bilbo is going to do what he wants, when he wants, how he wants, in all likelihood scaring a lot of people along the way.

What Grace Gave Him

A prompt fill. In which Bilbo has some elf blood in him, but who exactly it came from he does not know and for many years he convinced himself that he never needed to. When the company of Thorin Oakenshield appears at his door, however, he begins to think, starts to wonder...because while he was a Baggins of Bag-End, the fact remained that he was taller than he should be, and the trees whispered in his ears...

Mr Boggins of Bog-End

In a world where Thorin Oakenshield dies in the Battle of the Five Armies, but his young nephews do not, Bilbo opens his door one fine morning and finds Fili and Kili on his doorstep. Presented with two broken, war scarred young dwarves, Bilbo is at a loss for what to do. He is not in the best of states himself, but he supposes company might do him good. Meanwhile back in Erebor things have gone from bad to worse: King Dain is not all people hoped he would be. A dangerous dwarf, hungry for power and riches and with little respect for life- but with Thorin killed in battle, the location of the princes unknown and Lady Dis missing, the throne is his. Of course, there are those still loyal to the line of Durin and they know things cannot be left to continue as they are. They will not give up all that Erebor was and could be to a dwarf like Dain, not so soon after getting back their home. A secret war is brewing within the mountain and with Dain's talent of making those he does not like disappear and no one to replace him, things are looking bleak.

To me, he was...

Just a short Bilbo/Thorin thing set after Bilbo returns to Bag-End.

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From Academy to ANBU by theriku260 reviews
Slight AU, slightly grey Naruto. The Hokage and ANBU commander watched Naruto's use of shadow clones that night. Through guilt tripping of the Hokage, the commander gains the newly graduated Naruto for his forces. Join Naruto as he becomes Team Ro's fourth member and what it means for the plot of Naruto. Slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 170,719 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 4,912 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Naruto U., Yamato
Second Chance by GwendolynStacy reviews
Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto go back in time. Only Shikamaru and Gaara make it to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,627 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8517 - Favs: 16,025 - Follows: 17,106 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Long Road Home by Silver pup reviews
AU — In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through trials and the King Under the Mountain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,657 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Flux Casey reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,309 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 6,786 - Follows: 6,484 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Trivial Things - unfinished! by Shaytham reviews
I won't be continuing this story, but I will be leaving the original version here for anyone who would like to read it. It is currently being reworked and continued by my friend, Scotch! You can find her, and the new version, both here and on archive of our own!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Haytham K., Shay C.] - Complete
Unto The Breach by BackslashEcho reviews
With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,070 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U.
Providence by Nova42 reviews
If you could do it all over again, what would you change, who would you sacrifice, who would you save? Dean wakes up in 2007 with over a decade worth of memories that haven't happened yet and choices to make that will change the world forever. (Spoilers through season 11, time travel)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,736 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/24/2018 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Chasing Yesterday by The Jingo reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,375 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 4,249 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Naruto and the Overpowered Academy Three by Bakkughan reviews
Even when he was young, Naruto had the power, but lacked the control. What would happen if he decides that with his amount of power, he doesn't need control? The results of young Naruto's experiments with his ungodly amount of chakra take the Elemental Nations by surprise. And storm. But mostly surpise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,755 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Naruto U.
Like Smoke Into the Sand by artlessICTOAN reviews
He'd spent his whole life on the streets, scavenging in trash for leftovers, stealing what few possessions he owned, but out here there were no dumps to sift through, no merchants to steal from, no alleys to hide in, only an endless sea of sand and scorching midday sun… However it is in this strange, hostile environment that he might find a home. AU, slice of life with some plot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
The Way Home by Coffee-dono reviews
[Hiatus] Bilbo finds Kili as a child during a storm and takes him in. He ends up caring for the boy as his own son and raises him in the shire. What happens when one day his worst fears come into reality as Gandalf arrives along with a very real possibility that he's going to lose his son forever?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Feared Eyes, Heavy Memory, Soul Fire by Arowen12 reviews
Newt's arrival in New York brings change and the revelation of things unknown but to a few, Why Does Newt have the eyes of a soldier?
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Credence B., Theseus S., Newt S., Percival G.
Niffler, Thy Name is Matchmaker by strangefellow45 reviews
The Niffler and Graves are Bros. Best Bros. Except when the little kleptomaniac gets his paws on The Pocket Watch. But hey, can you blame a Niffler? After all it is shiny, and it gets the guy mommy likes to visit the case more often. Rating will probably change, but it is pritty fame for now. Was not my intent to have it be a chapter fic, but whoops. FLUFF! Read and Review!
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Newt S., Percival G.]
Like Beaters Bats to Bludgers by strangefellow45 reviews
It can be a struggle to put together a Quidditch team, balance a love life, and rebuild after a war. Oliver Wood knows this. Follow Oliver and his new team as they work to get the world turning again after the Battle of Hogwarts. Rated T for language, rating subject to change. OW/MF Contrary to how it looks, this story IS NOT ABANDONED. Life had just gotten on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - [Oliver W., Marcus F.] OC
Running after a suitcase and trying not to drown in its world by Angyield reviews
Or, Tina manages to persuade Graves to follow the awkward yet incredibly touching British boy Newt on his journey to write about and protect the beasts of the wizarding world, even though said British boy insists that he isn't of the age to be called that way anymore and he is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. [Tina/Newt, Graves/Newt]
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 11/30/2016 - [Porpentina G./Tina, Newt S., Percival G.]
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7207 - Favs: 15,626 - Follows: 11,926 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
No Such Thing As Stupid Questions by ExperimentalNotion reviews
The Arkenstone is burning a hole in her pocket, and Billa Baggins needs answers. "Thorin," she says nervously as he paws relentlessly through piles of gold, "Have you gone mad?" In which Billa Baggins confronts Thorin Oakenshield about the Elves and Men on his kingly doorstep, and won't take no for an answer.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Crossed Lines by Uruk reviews
A handsome, young Blighter finds out what it's like when the charming and deadly Jacob Frye comes to town. Eventual Jacob/male OC. Slow build up. Also bit of Jacob/Abberline because Jacob is a flirt. T for violence and language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - OC, Jacob F., Frederick A.
The Goblin Queen by phantom-lass reviews
Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Elrond, The Goblin King, Azog
Set your souls alight by black.k.kat reviews
Madara has never covered his soul-mark. This is his rebellion, his defiance. There is no time in their world for soulmates and sentimental nonsense, but Madara is his father's heir, a genius, a soldier at the age of thirteen, and he bares his wrist proudly. Across the blue-violet veins, stark crimson against his pale skin, is the name Tobirama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 246 - Published: 2/12/2016 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15368 - Favs: 23,955 - Follows: 21,068 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 6,012 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
A Pinch of Belladonna by E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Truly Unexpected Journey by IfixD reviews
AU! Rated T just to be safe... When the company of the dwarves left the Blue Mountains, only 12 dwarves went on the journey to Erebor. Kili, seemingly too young, is left behind, but thanks to dwarven stubbornness, he follows them.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,104 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kíli, Legolas
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
and i have fought (in flesh and blood) by Christina's Inferno reviews
"He is Bucky Barnes and his best friend is Steve Rogers, and Steve Rogers is Captain America." Bucky, post-Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Must Be a Dwarf Thing by Goblin Witch reviews
Prompt: "So rocks are very important to dwarrows. They pick a special one out for their intended and make it all pretty. Bilbo is extremely confused when Thorin (or someone else) gives him a polished rock. Because rock." Boffins and fluff (as if that ever happens). Written for the Hobbit kinkmeme over on Livejournal.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Green and Blue by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
Sun-King Under the Mountain by St.Alya reviews
He might have turned his brother into a myth, but it doesn't make it any less true. Fili was the Sun, and Fili was his. (BONUS CHAPTER)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Tinkers and Toy Makers by ShadowKat-Shidobukatsu reviews
Fluffy Thofur. sassythought on tumblr suggested on a post that Thorin may have fallen for Bofur over how he treated his nephews.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Thorin, Bofur - Complete
Correspondence by ByThunder reviews
In which McCoy and Spock Prime meet and become pen pals. Mild Spoilers for Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock Prime - Complete
A conversation after supper by NolaOakenshield30 reviews
Nothing Special. I decided to write a little 'Bilbofur'...bascially about how the toymaker stays behind and chats with Bilbo & just might have helped Bilbo make his decision to go on the quest to Erebor. I do hope some like it. UPDATE: On another site, I got a request or rather a suggestion to turn this fanfic into a courting story. I hope y'all like it.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. Bilbo returns home to a startlingly silent household, and a dining room that he can't bear to face. Not after...not after everything. Oneshot. "Oh my friends, my friends, forgive me..."
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Wherein Drunken Bounty Hunters are Annoying to Outrun by Acidic Dreaming reviews
Somehow, Anakin's ideas always manage to work, even if they are extremely over the top sometimes, so his master still trusts him even if he does get him in to trouble so much.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
State of Confusion by HallowedNight reviews
Bofur has feelings for a certain Hobbit and chooses to act on them. But will these feelings be returned? Will Bilbo ever stop being clueless? - Cute and fluffeh Bilbo/Bofur slash
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Both by tonystarktheautobot reviews
"... look at you, Spock. ... on a date with not one, but two illogical human beings." It was a good thing Jim's teasing tone was directed the Vulcan's way, because Leonard about spat out his mint julep. Date? Who said it was a date? It was just a friendly meeting between captain, commander, and CMO at a dimly lit, fairly upscale restaurant, and that was all! Spock/Bones/Kirk slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Hugging Your Thieves by LadyOfGlass reviews
Nori is put out about a lot of things, and perhaps Bofur can help. Because, well, if Bilbo gets a hug, doesn't Nori deserve one? Well? Doesn't he?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bofur, Nori - Complete
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Dracielle reviews
In which Bilbo is a BAMF, Gandalf is annoying, trolls are scared, elves are weird, and dwarves are oblivious. Whoops, I plot-twisted again! AU! Thilbo...nyam nyam nyam.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Little Terrors by Suryallee reviews
Or; How Bilbo and Gandalf became fathers for one day of a group of Thirteen Dwarves quite unexpectedly.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur
Masquerade by UpBrownStreet reviews
This story has a moral. That is; do not let Fili and Kili plan your party, no matter how much you think they can handle it. Thorin/Bilbo, Dwalin/Ori, Bofur/Nori and Fili/Kili (hinted.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Sharing and Keeping of Fur Hats by Rosa Cotton reviews
Five times Bofur gave his companions his hat. And one time they put it on his head. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bofur - Complete
A rather realistic dwarf by St.Alya reviews
In which Bofur trys not to scare Bilbo away with his bluntness and trys not to keep his feet on reality.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Comfort in the Dark by DamnGoodCoffee147 reviews
Bilbo can't sleep in Mirkwood, can Bofur help him out? Just a small oneshot I wrote because there's not enough Bilbo/Bofur on here :)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Bofur's Hat by Rosa Cotton reviews
It was so large, furry, must be terribly warm and soft. Was it truly any surprise that the rest of the company tried to get their hands on it? Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bofur, Bilbo B. - Complete
How to Handle Your Warg - A Handbook By Bilbo Baggins by Jhaia reviews
Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
A Rocky Tradition by planetcleer reviews
'Nother Kink Meme prompt fill along the lines of: Dwarves have a tradition of giving rocks to those they're courting, which was cool in Erebor when they dug up all these weird wonderful stones all the time. Now all they've got on the surface is lame ones... Que a lovesick Dwarf giving a very confused Bilbo some pebbles. Here there be Boffins.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Desperate Measures by Neocolai reviews
Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Bagginses is stuck by St.Alya reviews
In which Fili and Kili aren't very helpful, but have enough sense to send the right dwarf to get him out of his complicated predicament.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Unions In A Cave by TheMisfitToy reviews
Bilbo/Bofur slash! My take on what happens in the cave before the company end up in the goblin nation.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bofur, Bilbo B. - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
On The Backs of Eagles by JonsonofFundin reviews
Dwalin discovers something in an unlikely place, and with an unlikely person. He's falling in love.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Dwalin, Nori - Complete
Bones of the Reaper by steamfan reviews
st xi kink 13 fill - Bones is really John Grimm, and thanks to a cracked skull during an away mission, his cover is blown. This is a Gen friendship story, no slash or kink.
Crossover - Doom & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,963 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones
We're Looking For A Green Door by LadyOfGlass reviews
...with a mark on it. It could be a 'k' or possibly a 'g', though. And is it all right to eat stolen meat pies? My humble version of why Ori, Nori, Dori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, and Gloin all arrive at the Unexpected Party together. Movie-verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Nori, Bofur - Complete
Mad Baggins Indeed! by Incontentable reviews
This is what I believed actually happned when Thorin was late arriving to Bag End, had nothing to do with recruiting Dwarven Armies that's for sure! I also read somewhere that Bilbo used to be called Mad Baggins, so I thought it would be appropriate :) Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Misunderstandings by xXGoth LoliXx reviews
After the Battle of the Five Armies & everything is done & dusted, Bilbo leaves as quickly as he can because he feels that Bofur is too good for him. Forty-seven years later, none other than Bofur himself shows up at Bilbo's doorstep.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
A Real Burglar by thetravelinglemon reviews
'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A King that is not yet King by St.Alya reviews
His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Linguistic mysteries by St.Alya reviews
Bilbo discovers that he is a curious hobbit after all. It's not his fault that dwarves have a secret language and that Fili and Kili use it all the time. In his defense, he didn't know it would be something so private.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Of Ivy and Coriander by Eckersley reviews
Flowers are pretty damn symbolic for hobbits. And there's not enough dominant!Bilbo in this fandom. One-shot, rated T for safety, please don't shoot me for corny ideas.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Protect you by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Making a Home by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: After everything that goes down in the Lonely Mountain and the grief has settled, the dwarves are just happy to be home. All except for Bofur, who... for some reason, can't quite feel content. He still doesn't feel like he belongs. Not entirely.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5113 - Favs: 18,958 - Follows: 17,042 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Are You Holding Back? by Emerald Embers reviews
In which Dean is a jerk, Castiel is a 14 year old girl, and Sam is bemused. Sam/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by pan-pandeus reviews
"I figure that's just archangel for 'pulling pigtails'." Dean/Gabriel preslash
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,227 - Follows: 5,767 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Queen's Gambit by Yami no Kaiba reviews
When the dilithium crystals crap out on the return trip, the crew of the U.S.S. Bounty find themselves in a familiar setting. Voyage!McCoy/Academy-NU!Spock & Voyage!Spock/Voyage!McCoy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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A Not So Unwelcome Journey reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
There and Back Again, Again reviews
Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. (Timetravel fic.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
To me, he was reviews
He was everything. He was gone. (A short Bilbo/Thorin fic set after Bilbo returns to Bag-End following the battle.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
What Grace Gave Him reviews
Prompt fill. In which Bilbo has some elf blood in him, but who exactly it came from he does not know, and for many years he convinced himself that he never needed to. But when the company appears at his door he begins to think, starts to wonder...because while he was a Baggins of Bag-End, the fact remained that he was taller than he should be, and the trees whispered in his ears...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 301 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf
Mr Boggins of Bog-End reviews
In a world where Thorin Oakenshield dies in the Battle of the Five Armies but his young nephews do not, Bilbo opens his door one fine morning to find Fili and Kili on his doorstep. Presented with two broken, war scarred dwarves, Bilbo is at a loss for what to do. Meanwhile in Erebor things are going from bad to worse: King Dain is not all people could have hoped. FullSummaryInside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
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