Author has written 15 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Star Wars, StarTrek: Voyager, Matrix, 4400, Buffy X-overs, K, Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ, Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun, Hatsukoi Limited, Kamigami No Asobi/神々の悪戯, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
Konnichiwa minna-san! Favourite t.v. shows as of today are, well, I actually can't remember the last time I sat down and paid attention to a t.v. program. Now anime? Totally different matter...
KUROKO NO BASUKE FANS!
Because I started getting interested in it, and wondering just who played against who at the Winter Cup, I present to you...
The Tournament Table!
I can guarantee that the prefectures are correct, but not necessarily all the team names, since Google Translate was one of my biggest aids for creating it. So for anyone else who wonders the same thing...
From here on out is a whole bunch of quotes and factoids that I found that I found interesting...skip to the end if you just want the stories...then come back and read these...they're interesting I tell you...INTERESTING!!
"You know you've read to many fanfic's when...
you start thinking of the slashyness of your brother and his best friend."
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil?
In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?
How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing?
What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack?
What does OK actually mean?
Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor?
When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?
Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible?
Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?
Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?
Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?
Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?
Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Can mute people burp?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?
Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Can you slam a revolving door?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.
Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?
If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap?
Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’?
Do birds pee?
Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become?
How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’?
How can someone ‘draw a blank’?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?
How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved apon.
If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?
If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg?
Can blind people see their dreams?
What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
What's the opposite of ‘opposite’?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Is the fear of flying groundless?
Do mimes watch silent movies?
Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed?
Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 that would be laughing your ass off.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
They say 98.2% of Deviants are yaoi fans.
Quotes that I absolutely love and have gathered from so many places;
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Welcome Strangers, you must be cold,
"Warning: Dates on calender are closer than they appear."
"We all live in a yellow submarine! We hate the stupid thing! We want to paint it green!"
"Whoever said 'Nothing’s Impossible' never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"If there is anywhere important you have to get to on foot, you can be sure that it's uphill."
"Whenever you are raking leaves or shoveling snow, the wind will never blow in the direction you want it to."
"Don't say "We don't play to win," and then keep score."
"If you have to play a sport and get nothing but strikes, play bowling."
"Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!"
"If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
"The sooner you learn that women really do control the world, the easier it'll be for you."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
"This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."
"I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect."
"I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."
"Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!"
"Good girls always fall for the bad boys - even if they don't admit it."
"When life gives you lemons, read them and drool."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
"If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"
"I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either."
"Either find a way or make one."
"Normal is just a setting on your dryer."
"Consciousness - that annoying time between naps."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?"
"Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain."
"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your drink."
"God gave men a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..."
"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT." "
"Sorry, I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a Gothic."
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?"
"You have the right to remain silent, so, please--SHUT UP!"
"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years."
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train."
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."
“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
“An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences.”
“What are the three words guaranteed to embarrass men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.”-Unknown
(As soon as I learn how to make proper hyperlinks, I'll replace the below with appropriate links. Links do not necessarily lead to the chapter that contains that specific quote)
"Being a martyr for a cause that you don’t believe in won't help anyone".-Sirius in lessthenlucid's 'Fallen' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1872358/1/Fallen
"Slytherin is a perfectly respectable house... sometimes."- Sorting Hat, "A Mistaken Sorting." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2870906/1/A_Mistaken_Sorting
"No Gryffindor has a survival instinct worth a damn."- Sorting Hat, "A Mistaken Sorting."
"Slytherin is not really about 'pure blood', you know. It's actually all about cunning and ambition. And if you don't have those traits, I'm a tap-dancing flamingo."- Sorting Hat "A Mistaken Sorting."
"Snape, it can safely be assumed, despised children. Most teachers do, but Snape had elevated it to a state well beyond normal boundaries. With his rather unique training in certain areas of magic and absolutely nil instruction in the area of teaching, Snape was to education what Voldemort was to life insurance. It had been eight years since the last official complaint against him, which said much for his campaign of intimidation".-"A Mistaken Sorting."
“Why couldn’t you have had the decency to strangle him–” an irritable jerk of the head toward the Gryffindor side of the room was sufficient to inform all present of the ‘him’ being referred to, “with his own umbilical cord in the womb?” “Who would you take your vitriol out on then, sir?” Potter – Harry, no, Potter… goddamn the quirk of biology that had resulted in Lily bearing fraternal twins, and especially for bearing them both to term! – inquired in as respectful a tone as could be managed when subtly insulting your teacher.- Snape and Harry Potter in "A Mistaken Sorting."
"Bravery was about as relevant to schoolwork as live manticores were to health care".-"A Mistaken Sorting."
"Harry stared for a long moment. Then Snape was the recipient of a smile so cold it could have kept ice cream from melting in a blast furnace. Something in Snape recognised it and started kissing robe hem.-"A Mistaken Sorting."
"McGonagall – she was never ‘Minerva’ when displeased with him, he was likely to live longer – looked insulted by the insinuation that one of her students had a mental capacity equivalent to a flobberworm. He couldn’t understand why; she had Weasleys in her House".-Snape "A Mistaken Sorting."
"In Hogwarts, everything up to and including maiming and attempted murder was possible and permitted, provided it appeared to be an accident". -"A Mistaken Sorting."
"At last. Proof of his deeply-held belief that children were all vicious, murderous little bastards twice as bad as any Dark Lord".-Snape, "A Mistaken Sorting." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2870906/1/A_Mistaken_Sorting
“Speaking of riding broomsticks, the whole game of Quidditch is sexually repressed!” Harry declared. “Throwing balls into big hoops, riding broomsticks, hitting balls with sticks, keeping balls out of the hoops — I like how there’s only two people fighting for virginity out there…” Hermione didn’t deign a response.- "So Sue Me" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3003214/1/So_Sue_Me
"Kotetsu and Genma shared a look. Until Izumo had consumed at least two more cups of coffee, they could stage a mass murder and Karaoke contest featuring Gai-sensei in the living room and he wouldn't care. Notice, maybe; care, no".-"Paperwork Ninja: A Day In The Life" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3344546/1/Paperwork_Ninja_A_Day_in_the_Life
“They're whichever is the one that means I'm not a paranoid nutball.” “Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. We passed regular paranoia awhile back.”- Xander and Jack in "Lest We Forget."
"Tony tries to remember that these people are well-educated, full-grown adults who help him solve crimes. They help protect the nation. “Wow, are we screwed,” he says absently".- Ten Nonlinear Moves http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3175751/1/Ten_Nonlinear_Moves
“Where’s DiNozzo?” Gibbs began without preamble. “Fornell tells me he’s been co-ordinating things from here.” “Um, he’s in autopsy Boss, with Ducky.” Seeing Gibb’s face drain of colour he quickly revised his statement. “Um sorry Boss, he’s not, er, he is in autopsy, Ducky had to operate but…”-"Present Thoughts, Past Endevours http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3141384/1/Present_Thoughts_Past_Endeavours
"Gibbs closed his eyes. Why did people think he didn’t have a family? This team was a family, with all the squabbles and abuse to prove it. They fought, they argued, they lied, they covered for each other… sooner or later Kate and Tony were going to kill each other and if that didn’t spell family, Gibbs didn’t know what would".- "Sleeping Together" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2412868/1/Sleeping_Together
"Gibbs sighed. Oh, well… at least he’d still have something to hit. Brains or not… DiNozzo’s head was always, always a good target. Thank God."- "Sleeping Together"
“Um… Tony?” McGee felt he should do something. Gibbs would not be happy to come back to his desk and find that his workstation had been used to cave someone’s head in. He wouldn’t be mad about the damage to the workstation, necessarily, but the blood all over his furniture might end up being a sore point.- "Anger Management" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2489820/1/Anger_Management
"John snorted. “We’ll be there in a few hours. Soon as we’re settled I’ll get some food goin’.” John’s sons suddenly stared at one another in horror. Even Bobby cast a terrified look John’s way. John Winchester’s cooking skills were legendary for being utterly abysmal, and had been known to cause ghosts and spirits of a certain calibre to turn and run when they saw him coming."- "In The Arms of Love." Not as corny as it sounds. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4186830/1/In_The_Arms_of_Love
"Let's make ourselves a graph. Five columns. Name of job. What you like about it. What you don't like about it. Whether they're likely to have that sort of job here. And whether or not I'd break several of your bones and/or your neck for trying to get that job."-Iruka, "Side Effects."
Suddenly the braided boy leaned over. "Ya know, we never introduced ourselves," he whispered. "Duo Maxwell. I run, I hide, but I never lie." "Ore no namae wa Shiraga Bakura desu," he whispered back. "Nice to meet you, Maxwell-san." The other flashed a grin. "Call me Duo. If blowing up a building together doesn't put us on a first name basis, I don't know what does." The former spirit grinned back. "Duo, then." - Duo & Bakura, from Akuryou http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1529758/1/Akuryou
“PROFESSOR SNAPE!” Harry cried joyfully– royally freaking out Snape and everyone else in the classroom– as he launched himself at the professor, glomping him around the waist. “Oh, professor, I missed you so much! All this summer, I thought of you. I never want to leave you again! You are, without a doubt, a sweet, patient, impartial, kind teacher! TEACH ME!”-Harry in "Uzumaki Harry" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/1/Uzumaki_Harry
“Where I live, people live fast, die young, and usually leave a mutilated corpse."-Harry "Uzumaki Harry. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/1/Uzumaki_Harry
"After the opening joke, Harry knew one thing: Iruka would probably kill the guy for making a mockery of the teaching profession. Then came the written test. After the fifth Gilderoy Lockhart question, Harry just rolled back his eyes, leaned on his chair and took a nap. Forget kill, Iruka-sensei would probably torture the man for as long as possible."- "Uzumaki Harry" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/1/Uzumaki_Harry
"Compare it to your chosen profession of Cursebreaking. At least you Breakers wait for a person to be buried before trying to rob their vaults. Politicians do it while they’re still alive.”- "Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2889350/1/Bungle_in_the_Jungle_A_Harry_Potter_Adventure
"It also doesn’t help that the Gryffindor Seeker sucks like a three dollar…” “Harry Potter! You will not finish that sentence.” Said Hermione. “And besides, our seeker isn’t that bad.” “Isn’t that bad? I haven’t seen someone look so confused and lost concerning the location of a gold object since Minister Fudge was asked about campaign contributions.”-"Harry Potter, Remixed." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2669192/1/Harry_Potter_Remixed
"No trees were harmed during the production of this fanfiction, however, a large number of electrons were seriously inconvenienced."(Got this off Ankhutenshi's fanfiction, Cironen. It's a pretty good read, you should try it!)
"Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him. Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard."Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence." - Harry Potter, forgot which fic
“And Salazar, though sneaky and sly, never lied. He was a man of his word…it just took time to learn how to understand his word that was the problem. The twisting of the few words he did speak normally left many thinking he was a slimy liar but if told such he could easily prove every time that he never lied.” Unknown fic
“He grimaced and decided to hide in his room for the duration of the trip, sharpening his Shivs. Hopefully they’d take the hint. If not, well, he knew a lovely Air-lock only a few corridors down.” - When Worlds Collide, HPRiddick fanfic http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4044627/1/When_Worlds_Collide
"Adults should so not try to act cool." "Agreed, it's degrading for them and us." - Ebony Locks Hides God's Night, HP fic
"Don't think of it as Voldemort, think of it as a leather upholstered Chihuahua," -Harry, Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina
"...we've found that while explosives are not the answer to all problems, the number of situations where they can't be used effectively in some fashion is extremely limited.” -Fred, Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." - Douglas Adams
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." - Andy Gibbs
"I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three." - Elayne Boosler
"Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." - Buddha
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." - Unknown
"Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back!" - Firefly
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln"
"Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out." - Michael Burke
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." - Socrates
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill.
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children." - Samuel Levenson
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
"The conqueror is always a lover of peace; he would prefer to take over our country unopposed."- Karl von Clausewitz
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."- Albert Einstein
“It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth.” –Robert Armstrong
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”- Harry S. Truman
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."Lynn Lavner
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." – Robin Williams
"Deja vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before it's because God thought it was so funny he had to rewind it for his friends."
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks
"I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative." -Richard Hatch
"How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" Asked Dorothy. "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?" Answered the Scarecrow. -Wizard of Oz
"There are two words I hate. Don't and stop. Unless of course you use them together..."
"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopocally thin line with being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, take a leap." -Cynthia Heimel
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