Phoenix Lumen
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Joined 08-22-03, id: 443193, Profile Updated: 01-17-13
Author has written 11 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Star Wars, Harry Potter, StarTrek: Voyager, Matrix, 4400, Buffy X-overs, and K.

Konnichiwa minna-san! If anyone bothers to read these things, this is where you can find out some stuff about me. I'm a twenty-something year old English female, learning about computers from home, and am determined to waste some of my time, even as I look for a job. Then again, time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. I read/watch Harry Potter related things and the 'Sookie Stackhouse Vampire Mystery' novels by Charlaine Harris. Favourite tv shows as of today are, well, I actually can't remember the last time I sat down and paid attention to a tv program. Now anime? Totally different matter...

K or K Project, is my latest love, and surprisingly enough, I'm writing a story about it without having done weeks of research and drafting and planning. Black Butler is also swiftly becoming a favourite of mine, so you could soon be seeing a new story about that on your screens! I've got a Hetalia boxset heading my way also, but I'll try and finish off Red Visions of Green before I even think about going in that direction.

18/01/13 - Rough draft of the second chapter of Red Visions of Green is up! ConCrit is, as always, accepted, even requested!

02/01/13 - My newest story, Red Visions of Green, has been up for a few days now, and seems to be doing exceedingly popular. Looking at the amount of people reading it, those little flicks of possible storylines are firing up in my brain. Hopefully it won't be long before the next chapter is written!

19/09/09 - Several stories are now in the works, a Harry Potter story about an OC who is found by a Slytherin in muggle England, and a Numb3rs fic that may end up with a surprising crossover or two. Another chapter to my 4400 story may be in the works, if I can figure out a few niggly details.

29/12/08 - My new story about the 4400 has been uploaded, and my story "Second Time Around" has officially been put on hiatus. Apologies to those who have been expecting it to be updated for some time, but real life is getting in the way of my mega long story, as real life often does.

A good Buffy crossover archive is http://www.tthfanfic.org/ It has loads of crossovers with Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Stargate, Roswell, Wrestling, Smallville, X-Men, and the West Wing.

From here on out is a whole bunch of quotes and factoids that I found that I found interesting...skip to the end if you just want the stories...then come back and read these...they're interesting I tell you...INTERESTING!!

A winter statistic:

98 OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2 ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS'.

You're from Colorado if:

You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt.
It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled.
You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you copy them.
'Humid' is over 25.
Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.
You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father's day.
You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
You know what the Continental Divide is.
You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult.
You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
You always know the elevation of where you are.
You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High
Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
Everybody wears jeans to church.
You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV.
You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags.
A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.
Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.
When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.
You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.

"You know you've read to many fanfic's when...

you start thinking of the slashyness of your brother and his best friend."

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c) and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote intead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Homosexuality:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

Didn't write the poem below!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil?

In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing?

What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack?

What does OK actually mean?

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible?

Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?

Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?

Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?

Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Can mute people burp?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Can you slam a revolving door?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.

Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?

If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap?

Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’?

Do birds pee?

Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become?

How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’?

How can someone ‘draw a blank’?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?

How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved apon.

If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?

If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg?

Can blind people see their dreams?

What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?

What's the opposite of ‘opposite’?

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed?

Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican
I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things to the face DAILY
I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

Serenity Prayer

May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things that I can,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I killed because they pissed me off.

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Put a trashcan on your desk and label it 'IN.'
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, and when everyone is over his/her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
5. Finish all your sentences with,"...in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Don't use punctuation.
7. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.
8. Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer.
9. Specify your drive-thru order as 'to go.'
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't come to their party because you don't feel like it.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream," I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,” Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (P.S. I actually am learning Japanese now!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin- Black, psychoticKisshu, Phoenix Lumen

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Haunt of twilight, Phoenix Lumen

They say 98.2% of Deviants are yaio fans.
If you are a part of the 99.9% of Deviants that wonder how dA even got the percentage, then place this in your signature/profile

Quotes that I absolutely love and have gathered from so many places;

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message."

"People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere."

"I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world!"

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"Paranoia is just another word for longevity." - Anita Blake

"There are three rings in marriage: Engagement ring, Marriage ring, Suffering."

"Those with potential to do great good possess also the potential for great evil."

"Pain doesn't hurt when it’s the only thing you've ever felt."

"Scars are souveniers you never lose."

"Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels."

"Some wounds never heal."

"Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it."

"I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one."

"I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory."

"I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience."

"Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege."

"I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal."

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back."

"In theory, everything works."

“If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"The problem with reality is a lack of background music."

"I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode."

"My reality check bounced."

"Smile - it confuses people."

"Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway"

"A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it."

“Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"God must love stupid people, he made so many."

"Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects."

"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."

"Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words."

"Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?"

"If at first you don't succeed, pretend it never happened and try again."

"Stop making the same stupid mistakes and start making new ones."

"Sometimes the key to wisdom is not to answer every stupid question that somebody asks you."

"Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together."

"It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it."

"If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

"Blackmail is the answer to everything."

"I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well."

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..."

"If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth??"

"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."

"Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege."

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it."

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."

"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action"

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools."

"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing."

“STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.”

“Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!”

“Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.”

“I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.”

“Never argue with a fool. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

"Sorry, there's no cure for stupidity!"

"I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you."

"Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck."

"I hear voices... They said they don't like you."

"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you've got to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!"

“I'm awesome. Agree or die.”

"It's only funny till somebody gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

"If you scream in a library, everybody looks at you funny. If you scream in an airplane, everybody joins in."

"No matter what happens, never call on the government, the church, or any other massive controlling authority for help. They'll just send a brigade of soldiers to burn your entire village to the ground."

"Whenever you have hit rock bottom, Life has a way of throwing you a shovel."

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."

"It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?"

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again."

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."

"EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?"

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh."

"I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one I couldn't explain away afterwards..."

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."

"You STFU and I kick your ass. It's the law of equivalent exchange...bitch."

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door."

"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

"Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver - and a lot more accessible."

"Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Rule#2: When in doubt, refer to Rule#1."

"Rule #9: When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts. Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing?" Buffy: "I thought I might try violence." Xander: "Solid call.""

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"You're about to be a strange smell in the attic, or basement, or alleyway, or where ever I can put your body."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"How do I politely tell someone to go take a flying jump off a cliff without a parachute?"

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.”

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom."

"When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head."

"Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back."

"Do unto others before they do unto you."

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that."

"I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

“Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut."

"Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen)." - Cops Laws

"Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch." - Murphy's Cops Laws

"Incoming fire has the right of way." - War Laws

"When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws

"Military Intelligence is a contradiction." - War Laws"

"Weather ain't neutral." - War Laws

"Mines are an equal opportunity weapon." - War Laws

"To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence." - War Laws

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything." - War Laws

"Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you." - Murphy's War Laws

"It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious." - one of Murphy's many laws.

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't."

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

“When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.”

"Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. Now would be good." Batman, Justice League Unlimited Eps. Darkheart

"How do I set my laser printer to stun?"

"Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"You! Off my planet!"

"The truth is, it's an intergalactic road-trip through space and time. Different from a regular road-trip in subtle but very important ways, chief among which are a) we never know where the war zones are, and b) there's only one person in the universe who knows how to drive the car" - describing Doctor Who

"Welcome Strangers, you must be cold,
Stay a while, the day grows old.
Be not afraid, no dangers near,
Just recall, we're all mad here."

"Warning: Dates on calender are closer than they appear."

"We all live in a yellow submarine! We hate the stupid thing! We want to paint it green!"

"Whoever said 'Nothing’s Impossible' never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree."

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"If there is anywhere important you have to get to on foot, you can be sure that it's uphill."

"Whenever you are raking leaves or shoveling snow, the wind will never blow in the direction you want it to."

"Don't say "We don't play to win," and then keep score."

"If you have to play a sport and get nothing but strikes, play bowling."

"Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!"

"If I throw a stick, will you go away?"

"The sooner you learn that women really do control the world, the easier it'll be for you."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

"This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."

"I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect."

"I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."

"Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!"

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!"

"Good girls always fall for the bad boys - even if they don't admit it."

"When life gives you lemons, read them and drool."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

"If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either."

"Either find a way or make one."

"Normal is just a setting on your dryer."

"Consciousness - that annoying time between naps."

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?"

"Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain."

"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your drink."

"God gave men a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..."

"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT." "

"Sorry, I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a Gothic."

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool."

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?"

"You have the right to remain silent, so, please--SHUT UP!"

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years."

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train."

"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys."

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."

“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

“An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences.”

“What are the three words guaranteed to embarrass men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.”-Unknown

(As soon as I learn how to make proper hyperlinks, I'll replace the below with appropriate links. Links do not necessarily lead to the chapter that contains that specific quote)

"Being a martyr for a cause that you don’t believe in won't help anyone".-Sirius in lessthenlucid's 'Fallen' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1872358/1/Fallen

"Slytherin is a perfectly respectable house... sometimes."- Sorting Hat, "A Mistaken Sorting." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2870906/1/A_Mistaken_Sorting

"No Gryffindor has a survival instinct worth a damn."- Sorting Hat, "A Mistaken Sorting."

"Slytherin is not really about 'pure blood', you know. It's actually all about cunning and ambition. And if you don't have those traits, I'm a tap-dancing flamingo."- Sorting Hat "A Mistaken Sorting."

"Snape, it can safely be assumed, despised children. Most teachers do, but Snape had elevated it to a state well beyond normal boundaries. With his rather unique training in certain areas of magic and absolutely nil instruction in the area of teaching, Snape was to education what Voldemort was to life insurance. It had been eight years since the last official complaint against him, which said much for his campaign of intimidation".-"A Mistaken Sorting."

“Why couldn’t you have had the decency to strangle him–” an irritable jerk of the head toward the Gryffindor side of the room was sufficient to inform all present of the ‘him’ being referred to, “with his own umbilical cord in the womb?” “Who would you take your vitriol out on then, sir?” Potter – Harry, no, Potter… goddamn the quirk of biology that had resulted in Lily bearing fraternal twins, and especially for bearing them both to term! – inquired in as respectful a tone as could be managed when subtly insulting your teacher.- Snape and Harry Potter in "A Mistaken Sorting."

"Bravery was about as relevant to schoolwork as live manticores were to health care".-"A Mistaken Sorting."

"Harry stared for a long moment. Then Snape was the recipient of a smile so cold it could have kept ice cream from melting in a blast furnace. Something in Snape recognised it and started kissing robe hem.-"A Mistaken Sorting."

"McGonagall – she was never ‘Minerva’ when displeased with him, he was likely to live longer – looked insulted by the insinuation that one of her students had a mental capacity equivalent to a flobberworm. He couldn’t understand why; she had Weasleys in her House".-Snape "A Mistaken Sorting."

"In Hogwarts, everything up to and including maiming and attempted murder was possible and permitted, provided it appeared to be an accident". -"A Mistaken Sorting."

"At last. Proof of his deeply-held belief that children were all vicious, murderous little bastards twice as bad as any Dark Lord".-Snape, "A Mistaken Sorting." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2870906/1/A_Mistaken_Sorting

“Speaking of riding broomsticks, the whole game of Quidditch is sexually repressed!” Harry declared. “Throwing balls into big hoops, riding broomsticks, hitting balls with sticks, keeping balls out of the hoops — I like how there’s only two people fighting for virginity out there…” Hermione didn’t deign a response.- "So Sue Me" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3003214/1/So_Sue_Me

"Kotetsu and Genma shared a look. Until Izumo had consumed at least two more cups of coffee, they could stage a mass murder and Karaoke contest featuring Gai-sensei in the living room and he wouldn't care. Notice, maybe; care, no".-"Paperwork Ninja: A Day In The Life" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3344546/1/Paperwork_Ninja_A_Day_in_the_Life

“They're whichever is the one that means I'm not a paranoid nutball.” “Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. We passed regular paranoia awhile back.”- Xander and Jack in "Lest We Forget."

"Tony tries to remember that these people are well-educated, full-grown adults who help him solve crimes. They help protect the nation. “Wow, are we screwed,” he says absently".- Ten Nonlinear Moves http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3175751/1/Ten_Nonlinear_Moves

“Where’s DiNozzo?” Gibbs began without preamble. “Fornell tells me he’s been co-ordinating things from here.” “Um, he’s in autopsy Boss, with Ducky.” Seeing Gibb’s face drain of colour he quickly revised his statement. “Um sorry Boss, he’s not, er, he is in autopsy, Ducky had to operate but…”-"Present Thoughts, Past Endevours http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3141384/1/Present_Thoughts_Past_Endeavours

"Gibbs closed his eyes. Why did people think he didn’t have a family? This team was a family, with all the squabbles and abuse to prove it. They fought, they argued, they lied, they covered for each other… sooner or later Kate and Tony were going to kill each other and if that didn’t spell family, Gibbs didn’t know what would".- "Sleeping Together" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2412868/1/Sleeping_Together

"Gibbs sighed. Oh, well… at least he’d still have something to hit. Brains or not… DiNozzo’s head was always, always a good target. Thank God."- "Sleeping Together"

“Um… Tony?” McGee felt he should do something. Gibbs would not be happy to come back to his desk and find that his workstation had been used to cave someone’s head in. He wouldn’t be mad about the damage to the workstation, necessarily, but the blood all over his furniture might end up being a sore point.- "Anger Management" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2489820/1/Anger_Management

"John snorted. “We’ll be there in a few hours. Soon as we’re settled I’ll get some food goin’.” John’s sons suddenly stared at one another in horror. Even Bobby cast a terrified look John’s way. John Winchester’s cooking skills were legendary for being utterly abysmal, and had been known to cause ghosts and spirits of a certain calibre to turn and run when they saw him coming."- "In The Arms of Love." Not as corny as it sounds. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4186830/1/In_The_Arms_of_Love

"Let's make ourselves a graph. Five columns. Name of job. What you like about it. What you don't like about it. Whether they're likely to have that sort of job here. And whether or not I'd break several of your bones and/or your neck for trying to get that job."-Iruka, "Side Effects."

Suddenly the braided boy leaned over. "Ya know, we never introduced ourselves," he whispered. "Duo Maxwell. I run, I hide, but I never lie." "Ore no namae wa Shiraga Bakura desu," he whispered back. "Nice to meet you, Maxwell-san." The other flashed a grin. "Call me Duo. If blowing up a building together doesn't put us on a first name basis, I don't know what does." The former spirit grinned back. "Duo, then." - Duo & Bakura, from Akuryou http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1529758/1/Akuryou

“PROFESSOR SNAPE!” Harry cried joyfully– royally freaking out Snape and everyone else in the classroom– as he launched himself at the professor, glomping him around the waist. “Oh, professor, I missed you so much! All this summer, I thought of you. I never want to leave you again! You are, without a doubt, a sweet, patient, impartial, kind teacher! TEACH ME!”-Harry in "Uzumaki Harry" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/1/Uzumaki_Harry

“Where I live, people live fast, die young, and usually leave a mutilated corpse."-Harry "Uzumaki Harry. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/1/Uzumaki_Harry

"After the opening joke, Harry knew one thing: Iruka would probably kill the guy for making a mockery of the teaching profession. Then came the written test. After the fifth Gilderoy Lockhart question, Harry just rolled back his eyes, leaned on his chair and took a nap. Forget kill, Iruka-sensei would probably torture the man for as long as possible."- "Uzumaki Harry" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2636980/1/Uzumaki_Harry

"Compare it to your chosen profession of Cursebreaking. At least you Breakers wait for a person to be buried before trying to rob their vaults. Politicians do it while they’re still alive.”- "Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2889350/1/Bungle_in_the_Jungle_A_Harry_Potter_Adventure

"It also doesn’t help that the Gryffindor Seeker sucks like a three dollar…” “Harry Potter! You will not finish that sentence.” Said Hermione. “And besides, our seeker isn’t that bad.” “Isn’t that bad? I haven’t seen someone look so confused and lost concerning the location of a gold object since Minister Fudge was asked about campaign contributions.”-"Harry Potter, Remixed." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2669192/1/Harry_Potter_Remixed

"No trees were harmed during the production of this fanfiction, however, a large number of electrons were seriously inconvenienced."(Got this off Ankhutenshi's fanfiction, Cironen. It's a pretty good read, you should try it!)

"Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him. Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard."Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence." - Harry Potter, forgot which fic

“And Salazar, though sneaky and sly, never lied. He was a man of his word…it just took time to learn how to understand his word that was the problem. The twisting of the few words he did speak normally left many thinking he was a slimy liar but if told such he could easily prove every time that he never lied.” Unknown fic

“He grimaced and decided to hide in his room for the duration of the trip, sharpening his Shivs. Hopefully they’d take the hint. If not, well, he knew a lovely Air-lock only a few corridors down.” - When Worlds Collide, HPRiddick fanfic http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4044627/1/When_Worlds_Collide

"Adults should so not try to act cool." "Agreed, it's degrading for them and us." - Ebony Locks Hides God's Night, HP fic

"Don't think of it as Voldemort, think of it as a leather upholstered Chihuahua," -Harry, Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina

"...we've found that while explosives are not the answer to all problems, the number of situations where they can't be used effectively in some fashion is extremely limited.” -Fred, Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." - Douglas Adams

"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." - Andy Gibbs

"I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three." - Elayne Boosler

"Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." - Buddha

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." - Unknown

"Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back!" - Firefly

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln"

"Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out." - Michael Burke

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." - Socrates

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill.

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children." - Samuel Levenson

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"The conqueror is always a lover of peace; he would prefer to take over our country unopposed."- Karl von Clausewitz

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."- Albert Einstein

“It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth.” –Robert Armstrong

“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”- Harry S. Truman

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."Lynn Lavner

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." – Robin Williams

"Deja vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before it's because God thought it was so funny he had to rewind it for his friends."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

"I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative." -Richard Hatch

"How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" Asked Dorothy. "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?" Answered the Scarecrow. -Wizard of Oz

"There are two words I hate. Don't and stop. Unless of course you use them together..."

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopocally thin line with being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, take a leap." -Cynthia Heimel

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My Fate is Certainly Uncertain by Verdigurl reviews
I longed for a life where I could just sit quietly and drink a raspberry slushie. Too bad things never go as planned these days. Who knew that my father was a short demon? Certainly not me. (DinoXOC OCXSqualo.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 225,117 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Dino, OC] Reborn, Squalo S.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 529,341 - Reviews: 5050 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
"Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,043 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/24/2013
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Discretion by MayaTheGreatish reviews
Mr. Schuester is sick to death of the Glee club baring all their secrets and ripping apart each other's relationships in song. Kurt decides to use the anonymity of his assignment to reach out to the one person he feels needs him. Spoilers through Never Been Kissed, then we throw canon out completely.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Caro Fratello by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Hidetada is an ex-wizard and the current older brother of Tsunayoshi Sawada. He may or may not have a slight brother complex, but he did know that he would do anything to protect Tsuna. Even if that meant dealing with a baby hitman who possessed magical guns. The mafia better watch out, because he is not happy. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,017 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
From Earth to Star Wars: Part Two by Meagan and Sasha reviews
Another update! Obi-Wan, Anakin and their Padawans chase after General Grievous, hoping to catch the droid and put an end to the war. Will they succeeded or will the General escape once again? Will they all escape the battle?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 406,016 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Obi-Wan K., OC
Wolverines, Wendigos and Winchesters by SciFiNutTX reviews
SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 480,655 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Wolverine, Xavier, C., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 167,813 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
Unbridled Emotions by DarkEnvisions reviews
Several weeks after the death of the Red King still has Misaki emotionally distraught, leaving the vanguard weak and vulnerable. But Saruhiko's curiosity causes their two paths to cross and intertwine, possibly causing Misaki to become more reliant on the ex-Homra member than intended. SaruMi, warnings in chapters
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Everything Just Happens by scarleteyes21 reviews
Sebastian wants to make it up to Dave, so he decides to teach Dave how to be more comfortable and more confident with himself. He never expected to start liking Dave though.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,257 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
Family by freddyburn reviews
Mellissa never thought she would see the day she would have five sons, but it has arrived. Her "boys" are fast becoming her life, but a certain ex-husband may land something else on her lap!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Scott M., Melissa M., Isaac, Aiden
Spectator by OneHellOfAMarshmellow reviews
Some how I have ended up in a parallel world, in someone else's body with their memories, not to mention the fact that now I apparently I have the same class as the famous Dame-Tsuna. Yup, looks like I've ended up in the KHR world, with no way of getting back, well looks like things will be fun. Sorry only rated T for me having a potty-mouth.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,977 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - K. Hibari, Reborn, T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
just call me pack mom by writinginmyjeans reviews
It isn't long before Melissa McCall resigns herself to the status of Mama Wolf.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Melissa M. - Complete
So, Harv walks into a bar by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 161,022 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Two-Face
Peeping Yamamoto by imaklutz reviews
Yamamoto decided to visit Gokudera, but when he finally arrived he suddenly felt his pants tighten.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't what he expected. SebastianOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,925 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
To That Faraway Sky by cywscross reviews
Tsuna's never liked attention so it's only natural for Ienari to stand out more. But being himself means a mom and a brother who don't care about him, and Tsuna doesn't have enough tolerance to overlook it for long. He won't change who he is just to make them like him so he leaves. Three years later, Reborn arrives to train Nari, only to discover that there's one Sawada missing.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,374 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Cat Caught Your Tongue? by Sai Kaitou X reviews
Saruhiko makes a huge mistake when he angers a neko strain. The results? Misaki has to deal with Saruhiko as a neko, amongst other things. How will this incident affect their relationship? And what strange requirements are needed to keep this "neko Saru" happy? Find out. MiSaru, Yaoi, lemon. neko!Saruhiko.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Dance and Twirl by Lulu-Prints reviews
Can they not have anymore to themselves, other than a love that passed them by? Or perhaps, if he slowly breaks down the walls, Misaki could get Saruhiko to see that their relationship could indeed be salvaged.. ONE-SHOT, MisaRu, rated M for Smut.. Highly NSFW. Mostly character analysis, written completely in Misaki's point of view. Enjoy! ;3
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Pessimistic Non-Hero by Aiyu-ready4insanity reviews
Yata Misaki was drunk when he followed his enemy home. They did things that left him blanketted in regret. How can Fushimi be the hero when he won't believe that heroes exist? Rated T for course language courtesy of an adorable but foul-mouthed skateboarder. It's my first fanfic but I really want your honest R&R. Thanks and enjoy! (Work in progress...)
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Surprises by Fate Okumura reviews
It was not a very known fact that Misaki Yata was not a morning person. Never was, and never will be. And like most non-morning people, Misaki tended to get very irritable when woken up much too early for his liking. Unfortunately for him, a certain third-in-command of Sceptre 4 was not about to pass up the chance to annoy his favorite skateboarder that day. SaruMi. Oneshot
K - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S., Kamamoto R., Kusanagi I. - Complete
MISAKI, LOOK! by bloodmacabre reviews
Saru offers Misaki to watch him on his mission in the evening and surprises him! SaruMiSaru...? :3
K - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
You and Me Baby, Ain't Nothing But Mammals by Lady Androgene reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Hibari Kyouya is not immune to the fundamental laws of attraction. Still, someone needs to explain to him why the National Geographic Channel is not the best place to seek dating tips. Mainly 1827 and D80, w/ a lot of side pairings. Ch8: Hibari and Tsuna hit the messier stages of puberty while Dino and Yamamoto flirt over adverbs and injuries.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,870 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Dino, K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
What? Why? by bloodmacabre reviews
Saruhiko suddenly looked like showing no interest into Misaki. Misaki was puzzled and headed out to Scepter 4 to find out! *smuttsss* *a bit angst but very mild one* i forgot to put note that i don't own k..so yeah-i don't own k.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Don't Leave by bloodmacabre reviews
After Mikoto's death, Misaki thought that he already had nothing left. What will Saruhiko do when Misaki tried to take his own life? [suicide attempt] misarumi smutties 3 first time to write fic so tell me what d'u think :)
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Colourless World by Ittoki Otoya reviews
The world had always been a dull and colourless world to Fushimi. He hated the world and he would not care less about what would happen to it. But that changed when he met Yata Misaki. He felt himself being pulled into the shorter male's pace and his world was filled with colours for the first time.
K - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Touch Me by Ren-sama23 reviews
Tsuna accidentally drank Verde's potion and his body feels very hot. What will happen if his guardians saw him in that condition? One-shot. 182769.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Metamorphosis by gleefulmusings reviews
A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 197,027 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L., Artie A.
The Great Debate by FairyNiamh reviews
Stiles enjoys debating (read tormenting) the pack; especially the unflappable Derek
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Derek H., Peter H., Stiles - Complete
The Evolution of a Species by TheSeriousBard reviews
To Saruhiko, mankind was nothing more than a blight to the world. After meeting Misaki, the feelings that he had once rejected began to grow and shape his life—for better or for worse. SaruMi; AU; Read the warning note before proceeding.
K - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Ordinary Numbers by Kryptaria reviews
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. (Co-written with BootsnBlossoms.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,785 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Hectic Valentines Day by Tsuna-Lover reviews
It's Valentines Day and in Namimori, Tsuna didn't expect to get anything other than gifts from his female friends. It didn't dawn to him that his friends and previous enemies would give him something too; chocolates and gifts. However, will Tsuna realize what they meant by 'choice', 'answer' and 'pick'. Maybe he will, maybe he won't. All27, Shounen-ai. Slight AU, Happy Valentines!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Off Duty by silenteccentric reviews
Awashima is called by SCEPTER 4 on her day off and has to pick up Fushimi at home. / Short, Fluffy, boyslove, will maybe be continued.
K - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Awashima S.
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Don't stop by Lulu-Prints reviews
The bitter-sour relationship he shared with Misaki was built upon miscommunication and distrust, but neither of them could step out to clear this mess. When Saruhiko becomes overly intoxicated by the presence of an unconscious Misaki, however, their relationship takes a rollercoaster ride at arriving where they both wanted to be.. ONE-SHOT, MisaRu, rated M for SMUT ;)
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Set the Skies Ablaze by cywscross reviews
It doesn't take long for HOMRA to notice the nondescript man in the bar corner who always arrives at six and never stays a second past seven. But regular patrons aren't that uncommon so they leave him alone… until he stops a kidnapping attempt on their youngest member one day. Then it gets personal – they've got to repay him after all. Too bad the man refuses to cooperate.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & K - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,001 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Tainted Tea by Ink Slave reviews
Nezumi decides to spike Shion's tea with a secret something. An aphrodisiac to put it lightly. How will he react? mild pwp
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Tonfa of Love by flowerduck reviews
A young Kyoya plays matchmaker and attempts to pair his guardian Fon with his caretaker Tsuna. But the other kids and adults just keep getting in the way. Drabble series, AU. Hiatus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/4/2013 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
SoulBound by Caelum Black reviews
"I won't let anyone else die." Shiro was going to stand by those words come hell or high water, even if he had to resort to a risky, complicated, time-consuming, and near-impossible plan to do it. There would be a happy ending to this story. (A "for the sake of my continued sanity, let's try bringing back Shiro and Mikoto!" fanfic). Eventually Mikoto and Homra centric.
K - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/3/2013
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
K's Christmas by sapphire wind reviews
Summary: After the clash of the clans, it was time to celebrate Christmas. Together with the yuletide season, more than a couple of different kinds of gifts await certain people.
K - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012
You Can't Hide From Me by SpiritofLove961 reviews
Tsuna is totally freaked out over what happened with him and Hibari the previous day. He tries his best to avoid the prefect by any means necessary, but he soon learns that he can never escape his Cloud guardian. 1827 Sequel to "Do Not Disturb or Else" Remember to R&R and enjoy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Meant to Satisfy by Jiggywidit reviews
Pure shot of PWP, pretty much. Tip your head back and don't mind the burn when you swallow.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - S. Mikoto, Munakata R. - Complete
Klaus Free margaritas by onlymystory reviews
Katherine has very specific reasons for choosing Beacon Hills as a place to hide from Klaus. But this small California town might just have the power to surprise Katherine. And a human named Stiles doesn't waste any time doing just that.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,466 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Katherine, Stiles - Complete
I Wanna Reach So Deep Inside by Silverdawn89 reviews
Isaac's got a dirty mouth. Scott is surprisingly receptive to that.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Scott M., Isaac - Complete
oceanic hymns by wild wolf free17 reviews
oneshots in the Lightning Thief movieverse; gen, het, slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Poseidon
I Am by SkyGem reviews
Pre-mafia. Semi-AU. Bullying is a vicious cycle that can easily lead to the loss of a young life. And with that one life, everything that person would have achieved with it is also lost. Now imagine if one Sawada "Dame-Tsuna" Tsunayoshi became that person? Bullying awareness fic. Warning: character death.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Mean Son of a by LightningFuryStrike13 reviews
Popularity might be currency at McKinley High but being the biggest, baddest, and meanest counts for a lot too. A take on Puckleberry episode Mash Up if Puck really was as BAMF as they pretend he is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Puck, Rachel B.
All It Took Was One Weird Conversation by Thea-Zara reviews
Isaac can't figure out what Scott sees in Stiles. Or, how Isaac and Stiles became friends.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Stiles, Isaac - Complete
The Change by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. hinted mech/human, then mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel planned. Will be edited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 192,123 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
Back to the future by Narcissa1 reviews
He has the power to change the past, the knowledge to change the future, the time to save the present but does he also have the heart to change everything he has ever known, to risk too push the world into a chaos greater then the dark ages before Camelot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,774 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Of Bear Cubs, Meerkats, and Hobbits by obsessivecompulsivereadr reviews
Blaine has done the unforgivable, and Kurt Hummel is making some changes in his life. David Karofsky has done the unbelievable, and Sebastian Smythe has miscalculated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 196,986 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Make My Heart Start Beating by GoldenPetal13 reviews
AU - Set five years after Season Three, Kurt never left Lima, he never followed his dreams or got his prince. Some angst, some man on man, way too romantic over the top plot, some OOC-ness for plot reasons .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,963 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Five Months by FifiDoll reviews
Written for the kink meme. Anon prompted Kurtbastian in an established relationship, and Kurt convinces Sebastian to try bottoming for the first time. Sebastian doesn't want to be so vulnerable, but he tries it anyway. Warning for rimming and bottomSebastian. Cute and kind of fluffy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Amateur Dance Night by CeredwenFlame reviews
Filling a prompt from gleefulpotterlockian on tumblr. Sexiness inside. You have been warned. Prompt info inside. Kurt-bastian pairing. Category: Lust LoL
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Tuck Me In by CheekyBrunette reviews
The fluffiest of all fluff, in which the Dalton Academy Warblers see to it that Nick and Jeff are taken care of and tucked in every night, even if the two aren't awake to realize it... Seriously, there's no real plot, just a bunch of tuck ins with sleeping Nick and Jeff. Sweet enough to rot your teeth!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
The Kitten and Coyote by Niamh-Rain reviews
Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
That's Not My Name! by Niamh-Rain reviews
Kurt is confused: Dave, Sam, Puck, Blaine, and the new guy Sebastian are all over him, and calling him strange nicknames. It was nice to hear until Kurt wondered if they forgot his name, and now he was going crazy. What's their angle? AU Completely. Kurtofsky Endgame
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Crush by Carerra Os reviews
The avengers have been de-aged and Loki is taking care of them on the helicarrier. Focuses on Clint and Fury.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Nick F., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Kidnapping Equals Insanity by Seito reviews
Sequel to Kidnapping Equals Adoption. What other trouble could the Bat!siblings cause? Now that Wally knows who they are, let's see how he handles being a Bat. And if the rest of the team gets pulled in... oops? R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Time the Alpha Gay had to Shake His Booty by practicalamanda reviews
Not being able to "pass" is something we hear about a lot from Kurt's perspective. This is a bit about how Blaine feels about being the "alpha gay." Set pre "Heart," but honestly sort of whenever. Klaine Sugar
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Customer by practicalamanda reviews
"I tried getting my son into cars once," the man said suddenly. "We tried to rebuild a car in our garage. I wanted the opportunity to spend more time with him since he goes to boarding school. I think he took it the wrong way though." set post BTW
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Guys Are Kind of Forever Dude by SolariaLunar21 reviews
How everyone in New Directions, and even some others, realized that what Kurt and Blaine have isn't just some silly high school romance. AU after end of S2 due to having been written just after the S2 finale ended.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Super Matchmaker Kusakabe by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
Kusakabe is Namimori-Chuu's DC's vice-chairman, and Hibari's right-hand man. So when he notices the special feelings Hibari harbors for his Sky, well, its only natural that he would get involved... 1827, HibaTsuna, Hibari/Tsuna, shounen-ai
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/22/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Revelry by Mini Blue Skirt reviews
Misaki has a nightmare and really needs his baka Usagi to really be there for him right now...a bit of a stretch, I know, but I couldn't help myself. Previously named "Celebrations"
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Misaki T., A. Usami
Luminescence by eloquentfever reviews
ND is shocked when Puck comes out & is dating Sebastian Smythe no less. They decide to try & break them up for their own good, because they're both bound to cheat on each other, but Sebastian & Puck definitely surprise them when their romance is put to the test. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sebastian S., Puck - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Browncoat Revelation by Ultrawoman reviews
Sheldon had no idea that Penny shares one of his greatest passions, and when he finds out, it leads to a closeness neither could have imagined possible! Early/Mid Season 5, Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Hacker by 18Tsunayoshi69 reviews
What if Tsuna was smart, like genius hacker smart, but decided to hide it behind an average student exterior. Rating for the fact that this is a Mafia fic and possible dirty language. Rating may go up.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,454 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Tuesday's Gone by eloquentfever reviews
Response to Glee Angst Meme: Sebastian's been raped. When he finds the courage to tell Blaine, ND and the Warblers thinks he's lying and just wants attention. ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sebastian S., Puck - Complete
No Time To Regret by brighteyesbrightheart reviews
What if Kurt met Sebastian before Blaine? AU, Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Training the Perfect Uke by Kaenangel1912 reviews
Deals,broken alarm clocks, training, rewards, punishment... cat? What is Hibari planing? disclaimer: we no own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or its characters... sadly :'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/26/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Sydelle Rein reviews
"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When Your Home In His Arms Has Been Taken Away by crisssquaredneversaynever reviews
Eventually, he just drops on his knees and cries for a long time. The glass is shuddering, shaking, breaking.. And then it's all over the floor. Sebastian picks up the pieces but cuts his hand doing so. Character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Me in the Background by GoldenPetal13 reviews
Sebklaine future!fic, Kurt's graduated and reevaluates his relationship with his two boys coming to a fateful decision.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Just Wanna Hold Her by Shedim reviews
Her sobs continue while he comforts her, until she finally replies. "We could've had a baby today, Seb." After a difficult choice to make, Santana and Sebastian are left reeling. Sebtana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Until I Get You by sora.gemz reviews
Just anouther Kurtbastian fill for the kinkmeme. This time if Sebastian really wants Kurt he has to open up and be himself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Bait and Switch by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Lucifer's greatest sin was pride. After millennia in the Cage, did he really think Gabriel wouldn't learn anything new?
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Chain Reaction by berrywarbler reviews
Sebastian is the one to initiate it, but it's Blaine who convinces her. seblainchel porn because they're my new OT3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S. - Complete
Falling for the Kittens by scio scribe reviews
Eames comes in late and carrying a box of kittens. Arthur would really like to not be amused. Complete and utter fluff.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The closest to the Sky by AniManGa19930 reviews
[One-Shot] "I bite them to death for breaking the rule." Tsuna gave a questioning look. "Onii-chan, why would you hug the evils?" Kyoya mentally facepalmed. kid!Tsuna meets kid!Hibari. 1827-ish.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Might be! by Lucicelo reviews
A certain bookstore worker seems like a mixture of Nowaki and Hiroki. A clear assumption made by the doctor himself and is eager to present this theory to his lover when they visit his workplace. ONESHOT
Crossover - Junjō Romantica & Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [Hiroki K., Nowaki K.] [Shouta Kisa, Kou Yukina] - Complete
Heading for a Meltdown by JooseBoxx reviews
Puck answers Kurt's phone during glee one afternoon. And so launches Santana and Puck's quest to find the mystery caller. Season 1. Warning for homophobic slurs. Pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Mafia Wants You! by SwordsMagician reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,060 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Big Things Come in Small Packages by Emotive Gothika reviews
Tsuna's running around in his underwear at school again. But an accident has him revealing the not-so-little secret he harbors. Implied 2718.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Drunken Snuggles Can Lead to Threesomes by JooseBoxx reviews
After Rachel's party, Puck's far too drunk to go home to his ma, Mike offers his place to crash. Puck's grateful. Mike/Puck/Tina threesome. Rating for content. Spoilers for 2.16 Blame it On the Alcohol.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Puck, Mike C. - Complete
Four Horses, Six Knights, and One Handmaiden by Shamera reviews
Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
Poor, Pathetic Fool by Taylor Hayes reviews
AU after 3.05 "First Time", in which the full wrath of Kurtana is brought to bear on one Sebastian Smythe for daring to make overtures towards Kurt's man. Rated for Santana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fix Me by TjRythum reviews
We all break, and its no shame to lean on someone as we try to stand again. just because your big doesn't mean your made of stone and just because someones small doesn't mean they can't hold you up. IbikiXIruka one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
No Chick Flick Moments by howl7 reviews
...which is why Dean Winchester is an idiot. When Dean walks in on Sam grooming Castiel's wings, misunderstandings ensue, and it's all downhill from there. Dean/Castiel slash. Very silly fluff written for a kmeme prompt.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Keep On Dancing by Tarafina reviews
After being dumped by Tina, Mike starts spending his time cooped up in despair. Until Rachel Berry comes along and kicks him out of his depression with single-minded determination. Along the way, they find a long-lasting friendship in each other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mike C., Rachel B. - Complete
I ain't afraid to show it, show it by cigarettesandlatte reviews
Ritsu has powers over Masamune and he knows it! *crack-ish*
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano - Complete
Lull me too sleep with' by cigarettesandlatte reviews
He had a longtime ago accepted the fact that he still loved Masamune, but he wasn't quite ready to give Masamune what he wanted. But the closer he got, the more he would show and give him.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Masamune Takano, Ritsu Onodera - Complete
New York, New York And the Warblers by 494ELB reviews
So, when I watched New York, I couldn't stop imagining the Warblers going to support Kurt, espcially after @FreePavarotti's tweet. So I wrote it instead. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, Kurt H. - Complete
Hime Hajime by IronicNarwhal reviews
One of the most important things in Japanese society is starting the New Year on a good note. Takano thinks this certainly counts.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Masamune Takano, Ritsu Onodera - Complete
All Grown up by Faith Valconbridge reviews
"Oh... Oh, God! Usagi-san." The voice sent shivers down his spine and open mouthed kisses were planted on his neck, a breathless voice whispered seductively into his ear. "I want to make a mess of you, I think- I think it's your turn."-Seme Misaki alert. Complete story moved to my Website - See Profile
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Shy by Salazarfalcon reviews
From the Glee Angst Meme: Kurt and Blaine are both pretty touch-starved and it's wearing down on them both. Kurt can't initiate even though he'd absolutely kill for a decent hug and Blaine just wants to trust someone enough to be able to ask for it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Do Something Right For Once by Lora Perry reviews
He's never read a parenting book. Maybe he should. Post Season 2 Finale
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Alaric S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Kidnapping Equals Adoption by Seito reviews
Wally/Dick. The Bat!Family always had a special way of showing how they cared. So when the Bat!Siblings see Wally save Dick, they decided it was high time that they adopt Wally into the family. It's a shame Wally doesn't know this. R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
A Brother in Need by madwriter223 reviews
-Inspired by a prompt- There were many things the Avengers could expect from Loki. This was not one of them. Decription of Arachnophobia, slight Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Just Like Bad Wallpaper by midnightluck reviews
Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Reaching Out by IronicNarwhal reviews
Ritsu falls sick at work; shaking, coughing, feverish, miserable. It's up to Takano to care for his subordinate in the form of some Tender Loving Care. Unfortunately, Takano has never been best at administering such things...Requested by Cloaked-Kelpie
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Masamune Takano, Ritsu Onodera - Complete
One of the SixTeens by midnightluck reviews
The mentors have to face a horrible, horrible realization: even though their former-sidekicks are still nominally their partners, the members of Young Justice are all pretty much Batman's.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Barry A./Flash - Complete
Boys, BandAids and Lessons in Becoming a Badass by bellakitse reviews
How Rachel Berry became Noah's girlfriend, Mike and Sam and Matt's little sister and a badass.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Four at the Thousand Faces by Morgan Stuart reviews
John, Sherlock, Lestrade, and Mycroft are heroes, whether they realize it or not. And there is a certain journey that all heroes are entitled to make. Note: Bracketed numbers in the text correspond to endnotes that identify the various references.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
Growing Panes by PaBurke reviews
A class reunion of sorts.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - River, Sam W. - Complete
Battle of Wits by PaBurke reviews
There are just so many interesting people who play chess. How can I resist? crossover with several different universes. Harry Potter now added.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Ron W., S. Reid - Complete
Forget Me Not by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
Forget me once, shame on you. Forget me twice, shame on me. A quick, fluffy-ish one shot between Kisa and Yukina. Rated T to be safe.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Shouta Kisa, Kou Yukina - Complete
Punk On Campus by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
Who knew that the student with the highest GPA and a shoe in for valediction and Ice Prince of Dalton Boys' Academy would have such a bad ass boyfriend? Maybe, they didn't really know Kurt Hummel as well as they thought? Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Facebook Fkery by gleefulmusings reviews
Because what this fandom needs is another FB fic. Obviously. So welcome to mine, wherein everyone wants Kurt, but who will get him? Crack. Unapologetic crack.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H.
With A Little Help From My Friends by ginevra85 reviews
Series of missing moments from "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle", "Silly Love Songs" and "Original Song", featuring both the New Directions and the Warblers. The POVs change often. Mostly canon. Klaine, Artie/Britt, lots of friendships.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Midnight Snack by darkbloodylegs reviews
Matsuda is frightened out of his bed in the middle of the night by a mysterious sound. He ends up in the bed Light and L share... but is it really as innocent as he believes it to be? L/Matsuda/Light Yaoi graphic lemon threesome.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
It Was This Big! by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Brittany accidentally tells the Glee club about her little sexual endevor with Kurt. Blowjobs. Bondage? One shot. Smut. Kurtanny. Oral sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWierdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Paul stops Bella before she can jump off that cliff and ruin her life. Complications ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
On the Subject of Heartbreak by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Blaine wishes for once someone would tell Kurt not to break his heart instead
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bullied Hearts by Kagome-Inu5 reviews
Sam and Rachel bond over how they've been treated. -Evanberry -A re-write of 'Duets'.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
Smeared Porcelain by aimeeshii reviews
Caught battling with exhaustion, Kyouya was thrust into an empty alleyway by someone proving to be more dangerous than they appeared to be. D18 AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Here With You by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
"It means we don't fit, Finn! It means that you never stopped loving Quinn and you screwed Santana. It means that you forgot my birthday yesterday but four boys I didn't date for months remembered it!" EvanBerry/Puckleberry/Kurtchel/Raine friendships.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
declare this an emergency by SVZ reviews
In which a terrible case of asbestos is responsible for New Directions and the Warblers teaming up, since Dalton closed down and all. COMPLETE, ONE-SHOT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,463 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Colored by Romance by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
There seemed to him to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance. Oneshot. Mike POV. ::Implied EvanBerry::
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sam E., Rachel B. - Complete
Le Conseguenze di Pazienza by aimeeshii reviews
Dino had decided that provoking Kyouya sometimes led to the best kind of situations. "I know you like to be dominated really." D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Beautiful by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
It's amazing, the difference being called beautiful can make in your life. Rachel-centric, Rachel/Kurt and Rachel/Blaine friendship. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Sweet Denial by aimeeshii reviews
Dino had only intended to wish Kyouya a happy birthday and surprise him with a present; too bad Kyouya decided to shock him instead with a slightly unconventional fetish. D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
PINK by ahappyjtm reviews
What happens when Aphrodite has a little Pink Problem? Call on Joxer the Mighty of course. This was written in 2001-2002 as a weekly serial. If I can find the missing 4 chapters I will update the fic. as soon as I can.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Joxer, Ares - Complete
Stranger Than You Dreamt It by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
What if when everybody woke up on the plane they were met with one final surprise? And what if the mark wasn't as ignorant as he appeared? And just what is our favorite architect hidding? ONESHOT for now at least
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Ariadne, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
Inside Jokes by Lenora reviews
Though Dalton Academy is safer, sometimes Kurt thinks that it would be easier back at McKinley than try and explain the insanity that was William McKinley High School.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Return of the Mages by FireWulf reviews
Formerly Seven Deadly Sin AU. Harry goes missing after his fifth at Hogwart's only to return in september, colder and magically talented. No one knows where he went or why he is so different?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,298 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., OC
Hallucination by aimeeshii reviews
Dino never suspected that five minutes after he'd woken up, the cold steel of a tonfa would be pressed against his throat whilst a warm body was holding him down. D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Orders by Cascade Waters reviews
Allies, adversaries, and the unexpected. Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hermione G., Colby G.
Jim's Wounds by slytheringreen91 reviews
Jim beams back from the Narada with some 'not so superficial' wounds. What happens when Bones and Spock find out? Rating for language only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,294 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Family Tree Series by Lucinda reviews
An assignment to research her family tree locates an unexpected relative for Willow. Crossover with X-Men the movie. FT14: Changing the Odds now completed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,616 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Willow R.
To Make a Carnivore by phoenixtears07 reviews
In which a nine-year-old Kyouya attempts to teach a seven-year-old Tsuna how to be a carnivore.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/11/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
One Mistake One Time by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
After a heated, jealous argument - Akihiko makes a huge mistake, which could cost him his relationship with Misaki. One-Shot. LEMON at the end.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Soft and Gentle by Metamorcy reviews
For Emotive Gothika; Tsuna, as he's running from some bullies, makes his way up to the rooftop where Hibari is currently sleeping. Mainly fluff 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Starshine by Crawler reviews
Brittany doesn't like it when her friends are irritated about being in the background
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Brittany P., Will S. - Complete
Possession by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream captures Sam, he puts his mark upon Sam to claim him. However, is he Starscream's possession, or is that merely Sam's human perception of something entirely different? This is actually clean.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,614 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Do You Really Wanna Know? by Extraho reviews
Doakes got the creeps off of Dexter Morgan and after the Ice Truck Killer case his alarms have been blaring. He asks one more time. What the f*ck is wrong with you? He never expected Dexter to answer.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Dexter M., J. Doakes - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2010
Monochrome by Asilda reviews
Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Making It Work by Etrixan reviews
Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn’t going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Junjou Infinity by laydee-jiraya reviews
Usami has reached his breaking point - and it's up to Misaki to save not only their relationship, but possibly the author himself. Lots of drama, and then lots of sex! Features a slightly-uke Usami/slightly-seme Misaki. One-shot.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Learning to Share by Kousagi Angel reviews
Akihiko and Haruhiko learn a valuable lesson in sharing... Akihiko/Misaki/Haruhiko threesome
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - A. Usami, Haruhiko U. - Complete
Lick It by Emotive Gothika reviews
Tsuna's acting strange and did he just lick that! 1827 oneshot, birthday gift for me!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Syndicated SciFi Show, expanded by claudiapriscus reviews
Slightly AU for Changing Channels: The Trickster dumps Sam and Dean into Stargate: SG1. They dare to hope they're being allowed a breather episode. After all, it's some sort of fantasy archaeology show, sure to be nice and boring.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
I'm But a Stranger Here Heaven is My Home by vanillafluffy reviews
Castiel returns to Heaven and finds his Father giving orders. That's not all he finds. Spoilers for 5.22, 'Swan Song'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Castiel, Adam M. - Complete
Bail by Zessei reviews
Oneshot: Once again Tsuna spends a Saturday afternoon bailing Hibari out of jail.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/23/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Eventually by sephirothflame reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn't until he goes to college that he realizes it's because Gabriel has a crush on him. Sam/Gabriel with Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Snakeheads by San Antonio Rose reviews
Sam. Dean. Gabriel. A hotel full of System Lords. This can't be good. (SPN/SG-1, AU; SPN spoilers up to "Hammer of the Gods," implied-to-mild Gabe/Kali and Dean/Lisa)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
How the Apocalypse 2 was Really Averted by Night's Fang reviews
Set after Good Omens and before SPN 5x22. The Apocalypse was averted not by heroic sacrifices, witty plans, development of 11th hour superpowers, or hugging it out. It was averted by Matins Season for supernatural cars kicking in. Bentley/Imapala. Crack.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - A. Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
Job by Catslynw reviews
AU end to Swan Song, meant to be darker. Dean never makes it to Lisa's house. Sam is gone and things have nowhere to go but down. Features Chuck and Crowley. I needed some catharsis after the plethora of cliffhangers Kripke foisted off on the fans.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Dean W., Chuck - Complete
Seeking Revelation by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Archangel Castiel feels.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Castiel
Observations by jAnon reviews
First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 263 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Dreams by Mana Midnight reviews
Tsuna keeps having weird dreams, and he can't sleep any more... 1827 HibaTsu yaoi
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Friendemies For Life by velja reviews
Follows directly after 1x20 "Blood Brothers". After Isobel's surprise-appearance at the Grill Alaric does the only thing he can think of in his slightly drunk state. He turns to Damon for help. No slash, just a funny little friendship story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Damon S., Alaric S. - Complete
So by Nicholas de Vilance reviews
//Slash// Dean wants to ask, but he really doesn't want to know...does he? //Dean/Crowley, crack//
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Dean W., Crowley
Too Long In The Sun by Dru reviews
During a heat wave in Camelot, Merlin learns the definition of “cruel and unusual punishment”.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Kali Ma by Catslynw reviews
Tag to episode 5-19, Hammer of the Gods: Kali isn’t done fighting and she isn’t done with Gabriel. The Destroyer of Worlds has plans. The Redeemer of worlds has plans. The angels are in for a surprise. Kali/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Gabriel - Complete
The Gauntlet by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Because Gabriel was loved, they would not stand by. Short One-Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Gabriel - Complete
The Sad Girl and the Angry Girl by audreyii-fic reviews
A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Laundry by Aesculap reviews
Is that really Castiel doing laundry or is Dean just slowly going mad? Drabble set early S5
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
150 Lessons We've Learned by beyond-the-twilight reviews
Ever wondered what we've learned from Supernatural? Well, here's 150 lessons Supernatural has taught us! Mainly Sam&Dean but has other characters involved as well.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Accidentally Going: A Brenna Jones Story by Irishlass18 reviews
So after a "slight" shock I've been brought to a place that should not exist.Have I gone mad?Perhaps.But if this is madness then I never want to be sane;I'm onboard the Enterprise and warning: my story is full of amusing misunderstandings,violent take-overs,body switching,overbearing aliens,time travel,romance,chaos,and yes a wee bit of pon farr read at own peril but I'm no hero.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,444 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - C. Chapel, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Love at First Kiss? by crimzsky reviews
Tsuna smiled to himself. This was a first time that he actually saw Hibari’s facial expression change. It was….kind of cute. One shot 1827.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Double The Company, Double The Fun by velja reviews
VD crossover with Buffy/Angel. A stranger shows up in Mystic Falls, asking for Elena, and Damon doesn't like it. He vows to keep an eye on him, not knowing that it will lead him onto another fun road-trip with Elena. On pause for now, sorry.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Spike, Damon S.
The Hedgehog's Dilemna by Nike Athena reviews
Or, Five Ways in which Hibari Kyouya is a normal, human boy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - K. Hibari, T. Kusakabe - Complete
My Love, My Enemy by smc-27 reviews
Based on a spoiler for the back nine. When Rachel's heart is breaking, there seems to be only one person who really cares, even if he denies it. She's never had the attention of two boys before. She likes it. And then she's forced to make a choice.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,234 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Refuge by smc-27 reviews
PR Oneshot. A blizzard forces them together. Alone. "We need to lay out some ground rules. If the weather report is accurate, it appears that you won't be going anywhere until morning. I'm uncomfortable with your serious lack of inhibitions right now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Prodigal Brother by Raliena reviews
Seven years ago the Mariamaia Revolt failed. Seven years ago Duo Maxwell vanished. The other Pilots are still searching for him. Why did he leave? Is he still alive? The questions remain unanswered. Seven years and counting.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,065 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Duo M. - Complete
Tigernip by o-o-o-VampirianWolfGirl-o-o-o reviews
Dom decides to test out whether Casey’s tiger spirit will react to catnip. Too bad no one told RJ he too was involved in the experiment. SLASH
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Casey R., R.J./Robert J. - Complete
Palace of Memory by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Unable to sleep, Percy decides to finally ask his father some hard questions, never thinking that the answers might surprise him. One-shot, COMPLETE, Spoilers through end of series, please R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Rachel Berry is in LOVE by boldlikeblack reviews
Rachel is in love. Puck is confused.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Melt by Metamorcy reviews
Two-shot. Tsuna has had many things happen to him over his life, mafia, dangerous babies, etc, etc, but getting stuck in a room with Hibari? That’s new… HibariXTsuna 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Tokens of Interest by cruelestmonth reviews
Before and after the Threshold, Commander Vaako makes an effort to forge a bond with his new Lord Marshall while observing the rites and customs of his people. Rated M/R for swearing, violence, and some sex. Please review!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
The Darkholme Legacy by LadyV77 reviews
New chapter: Magneto and Mystique discuss their daughter, Marie and Logan attempt to be domestic. Rating for language and violence. RogueLogan pairing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,571 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Rogue, Wolverine
Affliction's Sons by Stella Andrea reviews
There's been an outbreak on New Vulcan: Vulcan men of all ages are going through Pon Farr years earlier than expected. Kirk/Spock, complete, slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,271 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Crossed Wires by LJC reviews
The thing Gaila noticed first about Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott was how his ears turned bright pink when he talked to her.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Gaila, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Dead by Whas'up reviews
A year or two has passed since the events of Journey's End, and Donna has slipped through the cracks. Abandoned and alone Donna has suffered consequences no one could foresee. Yes, it's a Donna has remembered fic. My First Fic! YAY!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,685 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Donna N., The Master - Complete
Kissing Booth by Cheondoong reviews
Attracting the opposite sex was never Sawada Tsunayoshi’s forte; and so he never quite understood why his class designated him at the Kissing Booth of all places. 6927
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Soledad reviews
With his genius, Dr. Spencer Reid could have chosen a number of various professions. What if he he’d chosen to leave the FBI after several years of work with the BAU? x-over with Stargate: Atlantis
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - S. Reid
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Late One Night by Emotive Gothika reviews
Tsuna gets a visitor on a late night at the office. TYL Tsuna and Kyouya. 2718 SemeTsuna. Yeah, I said SEME TSUNA! Yaoi lemon, rated M.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Cape Fear by Emerald1 reviews
Humans fear what they do not understand. A member of Team Gibbs faces that fear when he discovers the truth about himself. Angst and humor in equal parts in this study of what it means to be human, and what it means when others question your humanity.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,848 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Owls and Larks by BlueLunacy7 reviews
2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
What Thankless Work by yesimahuman reviews
Apollo really, really, doesn't like his new job.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Confirming Existence by StaplerPrincess reviews
It really wasn't that unlike being a doctor. 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
One of Us by CountryGirl914 reviews
How they become a family, from Puck's point of view. Also, kind of: The many moments in which Puck is a gleek and denies it, and a few where he admits it. Puck/Rachel, Will/Emma.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Users Guides To Supernatural Characters by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase! Dean, Sam, John and Castiel now up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
Battle of Evermore by Jukebox Hound reviews
Dean should’ve known that in a battle of wits over his soul, Lilith would lose to someone who’d actually wanted to be a lawyer. Oneshot, gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wandering Lonely as a by Nike Athena reviews
Most people don't know why Hibari Kyouya hates crowds so much. Tetsuya is one of the only people who does.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/19/2009 - K. Hibari, T. Kusakabe
Operation Chain Link Fence by Aesculap reviews
Jensen wants to play a prank on set and asks Misha for help. And Misha being Misha has a really good idea... contains Dean/Castiel!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Roommate Is a Wraith by Holly-Batali reviews
After a very unusual experience of being in a Hive cell with three Wraith, John Sheppard unwittingly offers assistance if he's ever needed. He has no idea what he's getting himself into. But the Wraith might not be as bad, or as different, as he thought
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,899 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - John S.
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Taking Liberties by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam receives curious dreams from the AllSpark, he realises he has an important task to carry out. However, it seems he may need help from one of the Decepticons, and if he is unwilling to give it, Sam may be forced to take it…
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,545 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Unusual by Bright Silver Lady of Midnight reviews
Be it a son of Athena who hates homework or a daughter of Hephaestus who can't forge to save her life, the freaks of the Half-Blood world do happen, and when they do, they have to stick together. One shot. T for safety. R&R, please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Are You There God? It's Me, Sam Winchester by Luvya reviews
“Dean, Cas? What are you doing here?” He watched as his older brother mouthed his name and then stared at the angel beside him who looked just as stunned as Dean did. 5.02 tag one shot- AU as of 5.03
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
The Journey Home and Beyond by SageK reviews
What happens after they escape from the black hole?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,143 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Aaron, Hotch and Hotchner by maleshka reviews
Rossi tries to peel back some of the Unit Chief's layers, trying to distinguish Aaron from Agent Hotchner when things get to be too much for the team leader. Set about mid season three. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Dying Will in Bed by Emotive Gothika reviews
What would happen if Tsuna was horny in Hyper Dying Will Mode? Surely Kyouya knows... 1827, sort of PWP yaoi lemon where you won't be disappointed... and of course, if you don't like yaoi, don't read the damn thing...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Rumor, Rumor by Nightsmoke reviews
Relationships between the Vongola members are not unnoticed at Namimori Middle. Nonromantic, but slight friendship. My last fic, so reads would be loved.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6212 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Camaraderie by Greenhemoglobin reviews
Illogical yes, but as Jim leaned on his arm whether for support or camaraderie Spock couldn’t bring him self to care. ITS K/S slash if you squint! Thank for the Reviews!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
10 Facts by Ame Namikaze reviews
Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crossing Paths by Weesta reviews
DT NS Ninjetti Mesogog plans to return the planet to the age of the dinosaurs by harnessing the Power of Earth. Now the battle is fully engaged, who will be victorious, and at what cost?
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 201,021 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Tommy O., Dustin B. - Complete
Angels High, Demons Wild by Hickumu reviews
Post "Heaven and Hell" pre "Sex and Violence". Crowley and Aziraphale aren't about to let their hard work averting the last Apocalypse go to waste, and travel to America to help. Unfortunately, their lives become interesting when they meet the Winchesters
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Shut Up by Itazuki-no-Hime reviews
WARNING: SHOTA, BL. Because eventually Ciel has to get a sex drive.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Diary, oh Diary by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
As if being the weird twin sister of the most beautiful woman on the planet wasn't enough; now my lab partner is god's gift to heterosexual females . . . and he wants to roast me alive. I hate college. // AN: I'll be honest, this is on hiatus.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Warren P.
The People He Sees by EstelRaca reviews
As a doctor, he sees them at their most vulnerable and their most open. A series of interconnected one-shots featuring McCoy as head medical officer for the Enterprise. Some chapters will contain medical descriptions of injuries.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
Still Waters by Emerald1 reviews
A horrific case haunts Gibbs even after it's closed. Will McGee's secret help him find the closure he needs? Friendship fic, two parts.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Safe and Sound by LJC reviews
Gaila doesn't understand human women. Pike/Gaila
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - C. Pike, Gaila - Complete
Parts of a Whole by schweinsty reviews
Some families are born; others are chosen and tested and trusted to watch your back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/25/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Not Like He Imagined by Cheshire reviews
Zachariah should have really considered all the angles. Post finale. DeanXCastiel, LuciferXCastiel. Slash. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Castiel, Zachariah - Complete
The Bells of London Town by Penguin reviews
Misaki/Akihiko. Perhaps it's because they're in a new setting, but when Usagi challenges Misaki to show his feelings, he doesn't find it all that hard.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Healing Faith by Mus4u reviews
Dean's tired of the fight. Castiel knows that he can restore him to the warrior he was. With friend and foe on both sides of the battle field how will they chose their battles. slash Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,967 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Apron by Horriblefreak reviews
Akihiko persuades Misaki to wear a frilly apron and that seems to bring about a new side of Misaki, one that is proactive and likes to be control.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Art of Balance by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dedicated to and written for charis-kalos. Dean 21, Sam 16. Sam is given a writing assignment in English class which leads him to make unsettling discoveries about his family. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Vessels by Eediva reviews
Takes place after 4.04. Castiel tries to prepare Dean for his part in the war, not realising that he too has a part in the war, one he wasn't expecting. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,898 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 4,665 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flagged by Advialoth reviews
Don really should have thought about exactly what else Charlie does for a living before running his fingerprints...
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Charlie E. - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Demigod Bill of Rights by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"Not all parents are created equal."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Light And Dark by SciFiNutTX reviews
Future fic set after the final AU confrontation with the yelloweyeddemon, not canon just my warped mind. Dean and Sam have a new contact, an archangel who influences Dean more than either of the brothers thought possible. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 151,056 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Mistletoe by The Blonde Midget reviews
Who knew Kaiba Seto was one to follow humbug traditions...well, Katsuya finds out for himself. SetoJou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2008 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Because Peter Said So by Rolletti reviews
What happens to Peter's fatherly role since their return from Narnia? Only the children parents can answer that. NO SLASH WHAT SO EVER!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Otanjoubi Omedetou Gozaimasu by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: It's Seto's birthday, and he wonders why the 'mutt' wasn't at his party. Mokuba informs him, and he can't help but feel badly for how Joey was left out. And then he finds the present he's always wanted on his bed... WARNING: LEMON!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2008 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Pillow Talk by silverkat1620 reviews
This is never gonna work."
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Casey R., R.J./Robert J. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5027 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Little One by sigyn-chi reviews
You never play with the Ten Years Bazooka... especially when Giannini-san just tuned it for you. 18SHOTA27 with a bit of 18SHOTA2769.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/8/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Finally Getting What He Wants by BrokenSouledPoetess reviews
On a Friday night, Naruto's greatest temptation knocks on his door. Can he resist? Or will he take a certain raven for his own?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Favour For a Favour by LittleMewLugia reviews
Being alone on Earth with Barricade puts Starscream in an embarrassing position. Unable to trust Barricade with his needs, Starscream turns to the other potential solution – an unwitting Sam Witwicky. Warning: CRACK ALERT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Fallen by lessthanlucid reviews
Harry has changed in order to survive his godfathers death. This leads to new situations that no one could have imagined. Adventure, intrigue, and everyday life have really taken a twist for Harry and co. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,219 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,656 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taking Advantage by BrokenSouledPoetess reviews
A heartbroken fox gets the chance to experience real love the kind he had always been meant to know. ShinoNaru end pairing. SasuNaru to start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shino A., Naruto U.
Ero Ero by doodlelover reviews
Naruto hates his life. Why did Iruka have to leave him alone with this pervert! In which Sasuke sexes up our favorite blonde. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Sheets by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
JF-Five times Casey sees RJ drunk. Rasey with slight RJ/Casey/Dominic.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Casey R., R.J./Robert J. - Complete
What Money Can Buy by sigyn-chi reviews
A not so innocent auction turning into a very un-innocent situation. created for T-gal's Deadly Intention voting contest, 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/14/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Best Actor Ever by Lost Demon Kunoichi reviews
Naruto is truly the best actor ever. His perfect act is shattered though, after a series of events of Kakashi seeing through the happy mask Naruto always wears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Defenders by vericus reviews
G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Archangel by badkarma00 reviews
Endings, Beginnings
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,914 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
The Bet by SereneQuill reviews
The betting pool run by Vince around the Jack/Nathan/Allison love triangle as told from the perspective of most of the town. Humour, slash. Jack/Nathan, side pairing Vince/Paul Suenos. Spoilers for all of Season 2.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Surviving Pegasus by Gundambaby reviews
The ultimate guide how to deal with the craziest Galaxy right after the Milky way. 32th Chapter: How to write a mission report
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Like It Rough by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Cid walks in on Vincent naked. Vincent stalks Cid for a little while and notices that Cid smells good. Then they have sex. That’s all really. Valenwind YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Friends like his by Shamenka reviews
Joxer is in crisis - Ares comes to the rescue ... and then the real fun begins! Oh, and someone should have told Aesclepius it wasn't supposed to be a real baby! Mpreg, Ares/Joxer and a lot of chaos... here comes mischief and mayhem bwahahaha!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Ares, Joxer - Complete
Stork Raving Mad by J. Tyler reviews
The future of mutantkind will depend on a pregnancy and a lawsuit. The Brotherhood and the XMen must work and live together to make it happen. Meanwhile, an unknown friendly power wants Rogue to defeat the Phoenix without hurting Jean Grey.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 109,129 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Magneto
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oblivious by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Cold Winter's Night by Stealth Dragon reviews
Power failures and freezing temperatures make for a long night on Atlantis. Spoilers for season four.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Published: 12/27/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
My Detective Has Gone Sane! by weiss kittyn reviews
Sequel to My Son Has Lost His Mind. When L returns, what madness awaits? Poor Souichiro looks on in horror as the insanity unfolds. Another mild attempt at humor.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Angel by Iris magic reviews
It's either the Decepticons suddenly have a Medic of their own or there's something very wrong with the Autobots. Pairings: many implied. Warnings language, mentioned adult situations, OOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Chilli Hot by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru Oneshot] Sasuke had almost sworn off the color red on anyone's face until he saw Naruto sitting there at Ichiraku Ramen looking so... ravishable. [Hot and silly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Open Mind for a Different View by psychochick1 reviews
Letting Dean loose unattended in a bookstore, while enlightening, can be hazardous to Sam's mental health. A character study inspired by a book, Metallica and Philosophy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Pet by Misa The Lolicon Lolita reviews
Misa thought of L sort of like their mascot. The cute little critter hopping around and acting all cute. [L x Misa Fluffish]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - L, Misa A. - Complete
St Ferris of Wheel by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
For the sgaflashfic cake or death challenge. Their fate rests on their ability to bake? Teyla said, a look of abject horror coloring her face.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parting of Ways by supermantitanium reviews
As Harry deals with the aftermath of his 5th year of Hogwarts he makes choices that he other wise wouldn't and breaks ties with the people he once thought he could count on. RHr Hmultiple pairings rated R for violence and other stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,784 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Harry P.
Pretty in Pink by princess narnia reviews
Tracy and Mrs. Turnblad head to a department store straight after getting ‘outfitted’ at Mr. Pinky’s. While waiting for Edna to pay the bill at the store, she is surprised by a familiar face. LinkTracy, fluffy oneshot, Tracy's pov.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by svgurl410 reviews
COMPLETE! The penthouse wasn't the first time Clark met Oliver. He just doesn't remember when or where. But as the memories return, he finds his fateful summer in Metropolis isn't as long gone as he thought. ClarkOliver, mm, slash. Please read & review!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,943 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Things Not To Do On the NX01 by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Some things are just not on...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
In Case of Emergency by CountryGirl914 reviews
You see, Emergency Programme ONE leads one to believe that there is a two, and a three, and a four...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/18/2007
A Phone Call by Wysawyg reviews
On returning from a hunt, John Winchester has an important message waiting on his phone. Mix of humour hopefully, angst and Hurt!Dean and Worried!Sam thrown in. Series. Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,768 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
The Book of the Dead by Jeune Chat reviews
Principal Powers knew Sky High had to change. What did she turn to for inspiration?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Firefly Forever Again by CountryGirl914 reviews
Because there are so many more quotes out there, just waiting to be used... First one is angsty, but the rest should be humorous.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
Who Was He? by Bico reviews
Late one night Jiraiya and Tsunade discover the shocking secrets they have been keeping from one another. How is the Fourth Hokage involved? One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Across the Years by MistyC reviews
Aragorn meets a distant relative from the far future who needs his help. Now Complete. 3rd place 2007 MPA award in the Elseworlds category.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,523 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Seduction of Shikamaru Nara, part 1 by Orohime reviews
The heir to the Nara legacy is on the outs with his longtime lover. A few words dropped from the right lips take root in his imagination, leading him to a new experience with an unexpected partner. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Gun Fighting by Beaker Bait reviews
Rules for Gun Fighting in the Pegasus Galaxy.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Rachelle Ryan reviews
X-Over with X-Men. After more than 17 years of drug and alcohol induced vagueness what does Xander Harris' mother realize when she comes out of it?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 7/3/2003
Gift by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*NejiShikaNaru, Lemon One-Shot* Naruto always had to spend his birthday alone, but this year something is going to change...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 220 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Slytherin Child by Jolie1 reviews
What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,638 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Madness by SilverLocke980 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,919 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
A War Mages Path by Angel Shinigami reviews
After being sent to the mages for two years, Harry and his new friend and family have come to Hogwarts. So far this is only PG13 but certain things will change. My fics tend to be alittle diffrent. I hope you like it. Totaly AU, Last Chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,601 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Like the Richard Gere Movie by domenika marzione reviews
To the Marines preparing to go to Atlantis, Major John Sheppard is neither a hero nor the star of their show.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2006 - John S. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winchester Meets Halliwell by StoryDiva reviews
A short crossover with Supernatural. Both sets of brothers continue to stumble upon the same demons and sometimes end up fighting together.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Elise R., Belthazor
The Sharing by Pairatime reviews
What John Sheppard saw and learned during the sharing at the end of Sanctuary. Re-uploading parts 1-13 cleaned up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Firefly Forever by CountryGirl914 reviews
The diagnostics team that quotes Firefly together stays together. Come on, you know you want to read it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Forever Red: Again by TrueRomantic reviews
When a new evil awakens, the red rangers prepare to defeat it. All the girls find out and go to prove themselves and help the guys. After DT, mainly TommyKim, some KatJason, and others.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Kim H., Tommy O.
Rules for Borrowing My Jedi Master, Obi Wan Kenobi by Eryninn reviews
Just what the title implies. Anakin lays down a few rules, inspired by two sources. One, SG 1's fic about borrowing Daniel. And crazyundeadfairy's Obi Wan's rules for dealing with Anakin. R and R. I don't bite.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan by crazyundeadfairy reviews
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker, as composed by ObiWan Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 309 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Prophecy of the Phoenix by Storyspindler reviews
Complete and edited! Harry's fifth year will send him on a journey to discover his destiny and who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,735 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secrets of Hogwarts by Takeda Lee reviews
PostOotP: Harry's Hero Complex has, until now, worked in his favor. But what can he do when the whole world needs saving? What should be done when there is no clear division of light and dark, and lifelong enemies and allies refuse to remain that way...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,533 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Harry P.
A Family Affair by dragongrrl reviews
Sara's "nephew" comes to her for help; Ian Nottingham becomes involved.
Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 305,847 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 9/19/2002
Harry Potter & the Heir of Ancients by anon2 reviews
Harry is NOT the heir of Gryffindor OR the heir of Merlin. He is the heir of a far greater and more ancient wizard. Who? Starts summer before year five. H/Hr romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Plain Sight by Aratlithiel1 reviews
Hobbits don't take instruction very well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Frodo B., Faramir
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ignorance Isn't Bliss by Scaled phoenix reviews
Slash HPDM A boy's rise to power. As secrets are revealed, ignorance and innocence are shed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
In Every Darkness by WolfMoon reviews
-Complete- Following The Death Harry is feeling angry, helpless, and forgotten as he must spend the summer with the Dursley's once again. But Harry is about to discover that in every darkness shines a light- All he has to do now is find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 91 - Words: 218,625 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Prophecy Girl by Azurite reviews
Téa has a strange dream that leads her to Domino City Museum. Isis tells her that her destiny is intertwined with the Pharaoh's... and the Priests. [ST, Ch2!]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004
Me, a Malfoy by writeright reviews
In the summer before Harry's 7th year, Harry learns that Lily and James weren't his real parents...who were? I think the title gives it away! Lucius-EX-SPY, Draco-Best Brother Ever, Harry-Sexy Blonde, Severus-Best Friend, Luci-cute kid! Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,751 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Awakenings by Kimberly-A reviews
When Wendy's thimble stirs confusing feelings in Peter Pan, he finds himself facing an entirely unfamiliar way of relating not only to Wendy, but also to his own body. Rating for sexuality COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Rubber Sword by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
Subtle Signs by Regann reviews
COMPLETE & REVISED. With the help of some unlikely advice, Jounouchi discovers something interesting about Kaiba. Oh, and there's ice cream. Joukai.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
Omphalos by Marcus Rowland reviews
A Key comes out of the Wormhole... then things get weird... BtVS Deep Space Nine, COMPLETE - epilogue added 27.11
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,391 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Dawn S. - Complete
Of Dwarvish Ale and Battle Scars by Aratlithiel1 reviews
In which Frodo is a bad influence, Faramir can't hold his ale, Aragorn can't sing and Gandalf can't take it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Frodo B., Faramir
The Doubledged Sword by Myrradin reviews
The rescue is just the beginning, as Harry transforms from the tarnished hero. Trained by a master long thought dead, burned into minds and souls as ancient prophecies are unveiled and... fufilled? ... AU 5th yr...WARNING: Slash, but not for a while...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,079 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Contortionist's Pussyfoot by She's a Star reviews
Lucius Malfoy, as we all know, is capable of some downright evil deeds. But no one ever expected...this. Includes a horrified Narcissa, a rather rowdy Dumbledore, and a Dark Lord who just wants his mummy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Lucius M., Albus D.
A Christmas Truce by NemKess reviews
Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Red Visions of Green reviews
In a bar, an eleven year old girl drops a glass. It hits the floor. It smashes. Juice splashes everywhere. The girl hits the floor. There is blood. Then there is uproar. AU, visions, non descriptive Mikoto/Reisi, Yata/Fushimi (Please excuse any incorrect genres, or suggest correct in a review)
K - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - K. Anna, S. Mikoto
The Evolution Of Aurora reviews
She looked within, and looked without. The multi-verse was a metaphysical marble in her metaphysical palm. How easily she could crush this fledgling creation. She was a god in a world without faith.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009
The 4400 & the Extra's Unknown
On September 16th, 2007, a day that in history will be given many names, the world changed. My world changed. Now I will be changed along with it.
4400 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,155 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - OC
The Brain Black Hole reviews
All around the world, scientists of great intellect were disappearing. We all wondered what was happening. I certainly did. My life changed the day I met Lt. Col. Samantha Carter.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - S. Carter/Sam, OC - Complete
Second Time Around reviews
It had been an increasingly monotonous day, and he was growing ever increasingly bored. The newest visitors had just been trying to stay alive when they'd arrived. Now things have been set in motion that cannot be undone. ON HIATUS
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,618 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
The Siege: Part Three reviews
He was prepared to sacrifice himself to save humanity. (some slight swearing)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Sharing reviews
Following John's last visit to Proculus, strange things begin happening around him. One of these, is the arrival of three females, who seem to know everything about him
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2005 - John S.
Marcus reviews
It was a typical day at Le Vrai. Until the desk clerk was thrown through the doors and his family decided to pay him a visit.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Merovingian
Icheb and Q's Wacky Transdimensional Journey reviews
Icheb, wishing for friends, suddenly finds Q in the cargo bay. The pair decide to go a journey, looking for friends, and maybe love, along the way.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Icheb, Q Junior
Ode to Snape reviews
Just my answer to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Severus S.
Anakin's OtherWorldly Adventure reviews
He fell asleep in his own bed in the temple that night, after an exhausting day of exams. The following morning, he woke up in the library of my mansion. Weird, huh?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
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