Sky Lantern Paradox
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Joined 12-22-12, id: 4432333, Profile Updated: 07-27-13
Author has written 1 story for Codename: Kids Next Door.

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Sky Lantern Paradox Mission...

Operation: P.R.O.F.I.L.E.

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Lamely

Executed

...And that's exactly what this profile is going to be: LAMELY. EXECUTED.

Now then, if you dare proceed a line further to continue onto my profile description, please, carry on with caution. This profile page may just burn your eye sockets out.

Yes, yes, as you can probably tell from just reading that situation going on above, I am (and have been) a long time Codename: Kids Next Door fan. I've been obsessed with this very show for as long as I can remember (specifically, the day it first aired on television.) Only a few days ago did I just randomly remember this show out of the blue, but I'm glad I did. I'm working on re-watching the episodes in order to refresh my memory.

Aside from being a KND lover, I'm a living breathing high school teenager moving through everyday challenges of a little thing called life. I'm trying to overcome my shyness in order to make new friends and get to know people outside of my protective shell. Where I have grown up being shy and quiet since I was little, this makes my wish to be more outgoing very difficult to accomplish.

My lifelong wish is to become a writer, animator, or mangaka at the very least. It's funny how I only just notice I'm shooting for pretty high goals in my life... Nevertheless, I hope I can at least accomplish one of my goals.

I'm an active reader (whether it be fanfiction or an actual book), a music lover (of all kinds! With the exception of hip-hop and some rap), a watcher/reader of anime/manga, an artist, and a very rambunctious child at heart. I love animals of any kind (my favorites being wolves, cats, and foxes.) I own two very wonderful balls of fur I couldn't live without. One in particular can drive me bonkers, but I still love her. The other one is my very old guy who has always been nothing but a lovable little scamp.

You probably want to leave my profile now, don't you? Eh, wouldn't blame you. I'm a pretty boring person XD

Thanks for stopping by anywho! (Even if I bored you to death!)

Sky Lantern Paradox

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Update (1-16-13)

Regarding those who have read, 'Ask Nigel' here before its unfortunate removal, if you still wish to ask Numbuh 1 your questions, feel free to submit them here on my Tumblr!

Update (1-15-13)

As of the following date listed above, 'Ask Nigel' has been removed from the site. I greatly apologize to those looking forward to the next installment of the story. However, due to complaints brought up to me by both a community and a site member, I was left with no other choice than to appease them to avoid causing problems.

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Great Lengths by Dead-bY-n0w reviews
He does not have a crush on Numbuh Three. He doesn't.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Two Duties by the-lizard-wizard reviews
No matter how much experience he had with the danger of going undercover, Chad still couldn't help but feel responsible for more than just his job. Oneshot. Rated T for Teenage Swearing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Burden by PersonifiedKat reviews
Hoagie's father just passed way, and he has been worrying the team. Can he be helped, and if so, by who? Another little one shot, I hope you like it :)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
The Quiet One by PersonifiedKat reviews
I've always been quiet... it's my way, my nature... but that never stopped her. Lee tells Sonya a bit about himself.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sonya/Numbuh 83, Lee/Numbuh 84 - Complete
Summer Or Winter? by BeautifulMorningStar reviews
Meet Abigail Lincoln - an attractive teenager experiencing an alarming increase in headaches; but is it merely because of her tangled love life, or something more? Caught between cute best friend Hoagie and mysterious new boy Heinrich, Abby has her work cut out for her. Rated M for future chapters. Also, angst and adventure in future chapters. Bit fluffy for now.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Heinrich/Henrietta vM.
It's only a matter of time, Sector Z by DelightfulChild reviews
Perhaps it was both a blessing and a curse that Sector Z could never be permanently re-commissioned...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2013 - DCFDTL - Complete
Voicemail by Numbuh25-KND reviews
Oneshot. Hoagie's decommissioning day. There is sadness, tears, a dark day for everyone. Hoagie and Abby share their last goodbye, and the grim deed is done. But as the now 13 Hoagie Gilligan starts a new life, one Voicemail message, from someone he doesn't recall, will confuse him, make him feel something strange. Something strange, but something familiar. Can love outlast memory?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Dark Chocolate - KND by BeautifulMorningStar reviews
Numbuh Five is lured out and kidnapped during a mission - can she face her greatest enemy, and his weakness until help arrives? This is an angsty Numbuh 5/Heinrich one-shot, with either Numbuh 5/Numbuh 2 or Numbuh 5/Numbuh 1, depending on what you like and want to see... although I intended Numbuh 1 to come off more as a friend here. Rated M for kissing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Heinrich/Henrietta vM. - Complete
29 Tries by TickleTheToast reviews
Wally has tried to say it twenty-nine times...you gotta hand it to him, the boy doesn't give up. Wally/Numbuh 4xKuki/Numbuh 3. (Thanks to Ajir for the cover art!)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,316 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Operation ANNOUNCEMENT by ritsu01 reviews
Anything Not New Over Unsightly Nemesis Could Effect (to) Most Never-ending Troubles. Immediately after the new Totally Awesome Kids Next Door Moonbase is restored, Nigel Uno, a.k.a Numbuh One, calls everyone for an announcement. Sector Z will always be in our hearts.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - DCFDTL, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Breaking The Fourth Wall by Marty522 reviews
ONESHOT - It's the last sundown before Hoagie's decommissioning, and he and Abby share a moment. That was the premise. But, Abby's a little picky, so the scene didn't exactly play out...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Midnight Snack by the-lizard-wizard reviews
While the rest of the treehouse sleeps, Nigel and Kuki share a few words. Friendship oneshot.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Operation: STAKEOUT by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Nigel gets way more than he bargained for when Kuki decides to tag along for a stakeout. Although, that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Operation RETURN by Negs of Baker Street reviews
Really Embarrassing Trials Used for Remembering Numbuh one. With a new menace attacking the KND, Supreme Leader is in need of the 'best operative on the planet's help. But can Nigel Uno recall his past in time? Set when Sector V operatives are 16/17
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,623 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1
Ain't no crush by Numbuh Eleventy reviews
Wally ponders girls and what makes them so annoying, only to find himself thinking about a certain somebody despite his previous judgement. Oneshot- 3x4, Wally's POV.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Return to Sender by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Rachel is put through the grinder when odd occurrences begin happening around the Moonbase.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Harvey mK./Numbuh 363 - Complete
The Inside Scoop by Numbuh Phenon reviews
On the eve of her thirteenth birthday, Numbuh 10 interviews The Steve in hopes of finding the answer to a question that has always weighed on her mind.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Numbuh 10 - Complete
Resistance Is Futile by Numbuh Phenon reviews
In the middle of the night, Wally is ambushed and taken hostage. With no way out, he can only sit and wait for the horrors in store for him.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Knock First by Numbuh Phenon reviews
All Father wanted to do was have a simple movie night with his favorite nephew. What he got, however, was an eye full of Nigel's girlfriend and a trip to the hospital.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Benedict U./Father - Complete
Seven Plus One by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Nigel and Rachel are forced to keep score as two beings play an interesting card game.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Please Hold by Numbuh Phenon reviews
In which Nigel tries to make a business call. Keyword being try.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Zuzu's Petals by Numbuh Phenon reviews
"What if I gave you the childhood you wanted? Would it be worth it in the end?"
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
The Gift of the Aussie by Numbuh Phenon reviews
The holiday pressure is getting to Wally, so he finally decides to do something special for his crush. But when Kuki walks in on him planning, he'll have to use some clever tricks so his secret isn't revealed too early. Too bad Kuki has her own tricks.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
A Messed Up Thanksgiving by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Motion controls, skewed references to pie and handcuffs? The holidays just get more hectic every year.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
The One True Swinger by Numbuh Phenon reviews
In which Rachel is forever mentally scarred by her boyfriend.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
A Lazy Evening by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Nigel may be cunning, but Rachel has her own tricks.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Origin by Numbuh Phenon reviews
The truth of how the show, Codename: Kids Next Door, came to be. This is the dark story Sector V never wanted you to see.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
A Rainy Night by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Rachel really did love her husband, she just wished he wouldn't play dirty sometimes.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Demons and Suits by the little harlequin reviews
Written for VikkiHeat's birthday. While following the trail of a dangerous creature, Dean has an encounter with one, Barney Stinson.
Crossover - Supernatural & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Dean W., Barney S. - Complete
Brilliance by super ario reviews
-"Numbuh Five - do you think I'm smart?"- post-doghouse.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Addiction by super ario reviews
-"I don't have a problem, Abby."- Wally might not think so. But, she's sure of it. Silly, 4/5 friendship.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Aftermath by Afalstein reviews
...And that was the last time we saw Numbuh 1. We all missed him so much... but I think Wally took it the hardest." The last days of Sector V, and the struggle of each member, as told by an heir of their legacy. 2x5 and 3x4. Now Complete.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,279 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
One Crackerjack Story reviews
When a certain little tot is having difficulties sleeping at night, it's up to Daddy to come to the rescue and get to the bottom of it in order to assure a more sleep-filled night. Possible drabble collection.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Monty U. - Complete