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Knight of the Heart by Jarl of the North reviews
Once upon a time, there was an heir to a mighty King, who adored her father greatly. Upon learning of her heritage, she tried to gain his acknowlegement... and was ultimately rejected. But... say one thing changed long before this could happen. Certainly, one small pebble couldn't change the entire flow of the river of time... right? AU Collab with Batomys2731 on DA
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 85,023 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Arturia Pendragon, Lancelot, Mordred, Guinevere
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 639,199 - Reviews: 8922 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A.
Once More by ItsHardToFindAPenName reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War was over, and Naruto was finally captured by Madara. But is hope truly gone? And what the heck is happening to the Gedo Mazo? Join our favourite blond hero and the nine Tailed Beasts on their great journey to the past! Powerful, but NOT Godlike!Naruto, AU, Accidental!Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 344,710 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Team Seven
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 296,004 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 8/8/2014
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
The Spartan Effect by Gatekeeper333 reviews
Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 408,557 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Zero Summing by Poliamida reviews
Mocked by her peers and a failure as a mage, now she finds herself alone in a foreign land ravaged by a civil war. With the world on the brink of destruction her life couldn't get any worse, could it? Reverse summon AU.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 368,453 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Louise
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,779 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Labcoats and Loners by Betrayed Dreams reviews
She was his teacher. He was her student. They both had their misgivings. But unexpectedly their interactions grew. Grew into what? Who knows? These two clearly don't. (THE SEQUEL WILL BE UPLOADED INTO VIGNETTES, SNIPPETS, DRABBLES ETC)
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/4/2016 - [Hachiman H., Hiratsuka S.] - Complete
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 379,774 - Reviews: 5151 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 7,374 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Merlin's Beard, IT'S Merlin! by Paulzies reviews
'Tis I, the great Merlin. Wizard Extraordinaire. Maker of Kings. Most Handsome Man Alive. And I have returned, and only because some random kid survived the Killing Curse and I, for the life of me, just can't figure out how.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/13 - Merlin
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,345 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Saber Alter Does Her Taxes by ANTAG reviews
Gay goth lady with a major wardrobe malfunction shoves boot up the system's ass so deeply that the resulting loop collapses on itself and creates a black hole, killing the entire universe.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5
A Verse of Swords and Jewels by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
The followers of R'hllor had long searched for their lord's champion, the one who would sit on the throne of swords. Well, who better than to sit on a throne of swords than a man who is made of them? Hell, he's already acquainted with the princess. To bad neither of them actually wants the throne. They just want to convince everyone to stop killing each other.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/9 - Shirō E., Rin T.
Agatha Emiya and the Fifth Holy Grail War by Satire Swift reviews
Agatha Emiya was looking forward to ending her last year in high school and going off to college to earn those degrees in Physics and Engineering. However, all is not well in the city of Fuyuki, and for the girl with the wondrous and mystifying inventions, this means trouble. There's some kind of secret war starting among shady individuals using... magic? How unscientific.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,356 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Saber, Agatha H.
Little Insane Gudako by revdb reviews
On that fateful night, instead of a certain King of Knights coming to save his life, he gets a small girl that flips his world upside down. Features child Gudako. Inspired by the artwork of young Gudako by 拉麺企鵝.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Shirō E., Rin T., Ritsuka F.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 180 - Words: 785,758 - Reviews: 11539 - Favs: 5,070 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/4/2005
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 368,545 - Reviews: 4687 - Favs: 5,916 - Follows: 5,723 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
FGO GO by revdb reviews
Written for April Fools 2018. Follow Guda on their quest to become the best Servant Master along with their starter Servant, Mashu. This is a crackfic, not to be taken seriously. Brought to you by the writer of the Insane Gudako series.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/1 - Mashu/Shielder, Ritsuka F.
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
The Lion King Vs The Wrought Iron Hero by Drow79 reviews
This New Singularity...it hurts...every time I think about it I can only think about how ashamed she would be. It's time to end this, once and for all. (Oneshot. Based off the comic with the same name. WARNING MILD SPOILERS FOR THE CAMELOT SINGULARITY OF FGO!)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/22 - Archer, EMIYA - Complete
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,387 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/5/2010
Nunnally of the Insurrection by shanejayell reviews
One event has changed this world, now Nunnally vi Britannia must wage war to avenge her brother and mother!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,705 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Nunnally L., C.C.
NaruToons by pain17ification reviews
Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Samui, Shizuka, Kin T.]
I Can't Believe It's Not a Game! by LightofPurgeandShadowofEmbrace reviews
Two Years before the upcoming Heaven's Feel, a new app is released for free. A game which deals with something very familiar to those of the Moonlit World…
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,868 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Shirō E., Rin T., Waver V.
The Way to the Clocktower's Heart by Engineered Muse reviews
Shirou swears revenge on all the Clocktower, and after a year of training, gets it. Although his magecraft may have changed a little (or a lot) in the process. Originally a oneshot that is now evolving into an ongoing story (with real plot!) in which Rin is surrounded by crazy people. She is not amused.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Sakura M.
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,731 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 8,254 - Follows: 7,432 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 143,191 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 7,796 - Follows: 9,579 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Fishing for Trouble by PyrothTenka reviews
This happens to him all the time. You'd think he'd learn to carry different pokemon with him by now.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Complete
To Love 'Ruto by Drake Wilson reviews
Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 497,480 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Lala S. D., Yui K.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Vigilantes Vague by littlewhitecat reviews
There is only one possible explanation, the God-Emperor had decided to test his faith and his resolve. Why else was his life the mess it currently was. No matter, he will prevail to smite the enemies of Humanity once more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 132,219 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Complete
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 432,051 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Tales of a brownie by SlashEmperorEdem reviews
As Rin begins her education as a member of the Mage's Association Shirou must face his greatest challenges yet as a janitor of the Clock Tower. The brownie of Homurahara will be faced with the dangers of British cafeteria food, card tricks, and a cult that keeps claiming he destroyed Atlantis.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Shirō E., Rin T., Waver V., K. Zelretch S.
Avalon:First Order by FiendLurcher reviews
The long-separated lovers who reunited in Avalon awaken to the prologue of mankind's destruction. Prompted by the sight of Fuyuki in flames, they set forth to fight together once more.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,750 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 354 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,377 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 7,843 - Follows: 8,285 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9008 - Favs: 6,982 - Follows: 6,194 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
I shan't ever bonk me Mum by The Ruff Pusher reviews
Shiro of Emiya gets into a conundrum during the War when Rin proposes something he won't ever do: make love to a being who's literally a copy of his mother. AU/pseudo-incest
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Shirō E., Saber, Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,993 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7502 - Favs: 6,431 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
She's Keeping Her Hand in It by DezoPenguin reviews
The action in Yang's trip to Mistral was supposed to start when she got there. The ferryboat ride over was supposed to be nice and easy. Unfortunately for them, people keep insisting on involving her in their private problems. The question is, will they have more regrets from Yang's fists and feet...or her sense of humor?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Complete
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,848 - Follows: 5,748 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 3880 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Anomaly by Statchar reviews
Mito Uzumaki didn't expect a mysterious young man by the name of Naruto to come falling out of the sky. She didn't think he would be suffering from a case of amnesia as she attempts to help him. Although she did partly expect falling in love with him. NarutoxMito. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,411 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Mito U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Naruto: What If by Blade8821 reviews
Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 228,118 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Anko M.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Romantic Overtures by Racke reviews
Mikuru is beautiful beyond compare. That's just fact. See, Haruhi agrees with me too, and we never agree an anything at all. Ever.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2017 - [Haruhi S., Mikuru A., Kyon] - Complete
Jewels and Crows by Jaenera Targaryen reviews
Rin Tohsaka and Sakura Matou...sisters set apart by fate, one to shine and the other to fall. But...there is always room for chance to muddle fate...or a certain old vampire with a reputation for causing mischief. Fate no longer rules. Jewels must contend with crows to determine who would shine, and who must fall.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Shirō E., Rin T., Sakura M.
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space by EarthScorpion reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
Dead Man Walking (Or Something) by College Fool reviews
Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.) (Now posting how it should have died.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,538 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Projected Denial by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,325 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Shirō E.
Gryffindor Colors by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The reasoning of pureblood fanatics is incomprehensible to anyone halfway normal, and even Harry Potter is close enough to ordinary to find himself at a loss for how on earth Narcissa Malfoy so suddenly became Mrs. Ronald Weasley. [crackship, crackfic, crack premise; Roncissa, lemon-scented]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Narcissa M., Ron W.]
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 4,821 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
A Certain Droll Hivemind by EarthScorpion reviews
'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 10/30/2013
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9114 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 4,852 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Tales of Babysitting Uchiha Itachi by PyrothTenka reviews
Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 6,075 - Follows: 7,073 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
Through the Ages by CrossyCross reviews
A tale of two beings meeting through the ages and eons. Of a monster seeking completeness and slowly learning how to love, of a hero banishing evil again and again and its consequences. And how one leads to the other. This is a story of the unlikeliest of bonds, and of why humans are allowed to live in the deathworld that is Remnant.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Jaune A., Salem - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
My Stay Over Plan was Suspiciously Successful by weewah reviews
[No OCs in this story.] After entering his 3rd year of high school, Hikigaya Hachiman loses a very important thing: alone time. In a desperate attempt to regain it, his only hope is to ask to stay over at the house of a girl whose name he does not even know.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,486 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Hachiman H., Saki K.] Iroha I. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5505 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Scythemaker by atree reviews
A mother is perfect to her daughter. Or, how Crescent Rose is born. [Years later, when Weiss mockingly declares that Ruby loves her weapon as if it is her own flesh and blood, Weiss – whose Myrtenaster has been bought with a king's ransom – will never understand just how close she is to the truth.]
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Ruby R., Qrow B. - Complete
Just Another Tuesday by BrightestDarkness reviews
In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.
Crossover - Marvel & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,356 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014
Doppel-kun and Clone-chan by itsmemac reviews
"Ara? Have you lost your mind, Doppel-kun?" Oh? That nickname came out of nowhere. I can't say I love it, but we don't have a way to address each other yet. So if I'm Doppel-kun then I guess that makes her... "Hm? Perhaps I should ask you the same question, eh, Clone-chan?" Kyon x Kyonko
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Kyon
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 163 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
It Got Loose and Killed All Our Guys: The Project Lazarus Story by Moczo reviews
Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
Time Travel Fail by PyrothTenka reviews
Babysitting gone horribly wrong. Oh, well. At least Eighteen's getting paid by the hour.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Trunks, Goten, Android 18 - Complete
Village Hidden in the Smog by PureWaterLily reviews
I tried to self-insert. It backfired.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC - Complete
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Patience by atree reviews
Hikigaya, Hiratsuka, and what could've been. ["Don't get any bright ideas, idiot. Student-teacher relationships are strictly forbidden."]
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Hiratsuka S., Hachiman H. - Complete
Bookworm by erbkaiser reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time Goes On by Mystwalker reviews
22 years after the summer of 2010, the Steins;Gate world line is on its way to a bright future. A snapshot of the Future Gadget Lab and Okabe Rintarou a few years down the way. One shot.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Okabe R., Kurisu M.] Hashida I., Suzuha A. - Complete
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Ashes of Tomorrow by Nemesis13 reviews
Sequel to Code Geass: Let Me Share the Burden. For two hundred years Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has built a mighty imperium away from the eyes of the galactic community; drawn out by Turian aggression the Holy Empire of Britannia now stands ready to take its rightful place in the galaxy, whether the Council likes it or not. Please review folks
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,864 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 5,957 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
BRPD - Big Rok Polees Departmunt by Tau22 reviews
Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks, The Empire, Daemons, Eldar
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Death Becomes Us by axellon2008 reviews
On a wild-goose chase that leads him outside the village walls, a young Naruto inadvertently finds the Uzumaki Clan's Mask Storage Temple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 5,648 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Only Uchiha go to Heaven by Kagaseo reviews
SPOILER: The battle is over, and everybody gets his happy ending... or is it? Can Sasuke redeem himself at last? No worry, shoulder angel Tobi is here to show him the way! Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,301 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Extracurricular Activities by Moczo reviews
Beacon Academy, a school for Huntsmen and Huntresses to learn to do battle with the darkest forces in all the world. It is a place filled with stories of adventure and horror, sorrow and hope, deep and meaningful tales that explore the human condition. These are not those stories. These are any silly, stupid drabbles that come to my twisted mind. But hey, it's something.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 6,759 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 6,288 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
What is Love by Racke reviews
Like many wonderful stories, this one started out with a kiss. Bromance!Platonic!Haruhi/Kyon; or Haruhi and Kyon as heterosexual life-partners.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Meet Me At The Cafe by RamenRenegade reviews
When Haruno Sakura overhears a conversation she was never meant to hear she finds her entire world turned upside down. Unable to get things back to the way things were, she must decide whether to give in to new passions or let a treasured friendship die away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,534 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Not The Goldfish! by staringatstars07 reviews
There's something weird about the new transfer student, but why is Naruto the only one who can see that brainwashing classmates is not normal? Oh... right.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Fever by RamenRenegade reviews
When Sakura finds herself stricken with illness it's left to Naruto to nurse her back to health. Or will he just make everything worse?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Why Uzumaki Kushina was Never Given a Genin Team by Midnathething reviews
When Minato was injured and ended up in the hospital he knew he'd need someone to keep training his Genin team. He later learns that his girlfriend Kushina may not be the best teacher. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Kushina U., Rin, Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The Daedric Princes Must Be Crazy by Ms-Deunan reviews
You are the (mostly retired because there is nothing else to do) heroic Dragonborn who saves the girl (temporarily) and dooms Westeros (probably). Crack!Fic. Warning: fantasy swearing, past drunkenness and debauchery, future-suggested multiple character deaths.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 4811 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 5,093 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
An Unexpected Adventure in the Minds of Others by Zenthisoror reviews
The Sage of the Six Paths had planned his Grand Entrance to perfection. That plan had not involved arriving early and getting lost on the outer perimeters of Naruto and Sasuke's Minds. Since neither Mind wants to die any time soon, guides have been sent to help the Sage get back on schedule. (Spoilers post-Chapter 669, a vaguely surreal meandering tour, borders on crack)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hagoromo Ō, Kyuubi/Kurama, Orochimaru - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 5,530 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto's 'Tails' by Outlook Positive reviews
Minato's mistake during Kyuubi's attack caused a very different kind of fox to be sealed into Naruto instead of the nine-tailed engine of doom - This is the adventure of Kyuubi-less Naruto as he seeks to create a path for himself in the shinobi world with the help of his accidental hostage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,199 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Naruto U., Shino A., Haku, Yakumo
Code Geass-Let Me Share the Burden by Nemesis13 reviews
A technological breakthrough in the early 1980s instigates an imperial decree, all royal children must undergo prenatal genetic engineering to ensure a perfect ruling class. What happens when a vindictive immortal is put in charge and causes one Empresses child to have a twin, and how will this sister change his fate?- Epilogue up folks, mwahaha can't wait for the sequal
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,259 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S., OC - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 910 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Deadpool PSA Six Fantasy Versus Reality by megamatt09 reviews
Some people can't understand what is done in fiction, might not be condoned by the author in real life. Good thing everyone's favorite Merc with the Mouth is going to try and set everyone straight.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loopy Lovegood by Trieo reviews
Harry and Hermione approached a distraught Luna after the Battle of Hogwarts. They made her a promise to not abandon her, a promise that turns out to be more than they bargained for. Will they come up with a way to fix things before they all go loopy? Time loop, long loops. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,851 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 274 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Perspective of the Damned by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Naruto is doomed to repeat a cycle of stupidity and debauchery over and over again. He's not amused. This is part of the reason why most people think Naruto crossovers are doomed to be stillborn. What would the canon Naruto react like to the actions of those cheap copies?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Princess of Monsters by Vaunt reviews
Since no one believes Shepard when she says the Reapers are coming, she'll just have to make her own army.
Crossover - Princess Mononoke & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2009
The Great Troll of 662 by PureWaterLily reviews
Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
She Who Dwells In Eternity by INeedAHaircut reviews
When a decision by the Sandaime Hokage seems to end Naruto's life before it can truly begin, his only companion is the one engraved upon his soul. A relationship between human and demon could never be one of equals, but that doesn't mean they can't find happiness with each other. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 323 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.] Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 306 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pokémon, Orange Version! by PureWaterLily reviews
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... dattebayo!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8774 - Favs: 7,494 - Follows: 4,473 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Of Men, Mer, and Daedra by intothelight001 reviews
The dragonborn has become the object of Azura's desire, but Nocturnal won't let that attachment go unchallenged.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Azura, Nocturnal] - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
A Win is a Win by omnidestruction5678 reviews
Natsu, after being beaten by Erza for the umpteenth time, take a walk to think of a new strategy. During his walk, he meets a weird, old, man who offers to teach Natsu a new technique to beat Erza. Yet, how will Erza react when Natsu uses this technique on her and how will it affect her relationship with Natsu? Slight crossover and home for Natsu/Crack ideas.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,117 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Natsu D., Erza S.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 182 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Through The Veil by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry falls through the Veil instead of Sirius and goes back in time. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Dr. Granger - Complete
Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 1: Classified Memories by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
Commander Wednesday Shepard is the Alliance's first Spectre, both their brightest star and darkest secret weapon. She is also an Addams. Tune in as she wreaks havoc on the galaxy at large, as only an Addams truly can. Rated M for violence and relationships, both unconventional and devious. Now Complete, and will be followed by 'Interlude'
Crossover - Mass Effect & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,807 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Wednesday A., Pugsley A. - Complete
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
Izanagi Solves All Problems by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Madara makes the critical mistake of teaching Obito a jutsu that makes reality an illusion and the illusions reality before making sure Obito was dumb enough not to use it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Obito U., Madara U., Rin, Minato N. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Enough is enough by Tostie reviews
AU fourth year one shot (possible future sequel) – During Harry Potter's years at Hogwarts he had a couple of less than pleasant experiences. What would happen if Harry had finally enough after an incident in his fourth year– covers the entire fourth year – minor Harry/OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,824 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 256 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Quest: To Win a Maiden's Heart by Negligible1 reviews
Soon after Lisanna returns to Earthland she wonders about her relationship with Natsu. Confessing her doubts to her sister Mirajane seemed like the smart thing to do. With Mira's mad plan in the works, will Lisanna be able to confess her feelings at last. This is Natsu's mad quest: To Win a Maiden's Heart!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Lisanna S., Natsu D. - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Grass is always Greener by Tostie reviews
AU post timeskip oneshot/posible WIP - 'You want to do what' "I wish to resign my position as Genin of Konohagakure no Sato.'- What would make Naruto give up his dream to be the Hokage? - Naruto/OFC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Horrendously Helpful Harry by Afrokot reviews
A different scene at the Shrieking Shack (HP and the prisoner of Azkaban).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A typical day in the life of Harry Potter by Tostie reviews
AU fourh yearth - The yule ball is approaching and Harry Potter has to find a date for the ball, but when suddenly a mysterious gate appears along with five children who are strangely familiar. The Yule ball will be the least of his problems. - Some references to this time we do it right - oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Zero's Shock by Rogue Vector reviews
It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Louise, Jack R.
For a Barrel of Booze by Negligible1 reviews
…how far would you go? Well Cana knows how far she'd go. She just didn't think that she'd end up going that far. But she is sure as hell glad she did. And so is Natsu for that matter.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Cana A., Natsu D. - Complete
Giraffes, Bears, and Periods, Oh My! by omnidestruction5678 reviews
Side fic to A Win is a Win. Inspired by Anchorman. The first step of womanhood is a special thing, well it would be if Wendy didn't have to deal with it with the clueless guys of FT, bears, and giraffes. At least Natsu is there being the voice of reason. Yeah, she's doomed. Natsux Wendy, NatsuxWendy, Ultear, Meredy, and Erza. OOCness, slight yuri, NPH Laxus and crack. Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Natsu D., Wendy M. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 5,440 - Follows: 3,695 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Smileyfax reviews
Whilst dating Hermione, Harry meets her parents, and learns something upsetting about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Psucode Samurai's one shot by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
Hey everyone, this is Psucode Samurai's wining one shot finally out. I hope you enjoy it. And here I leave a challenge for you: If Naruto had a harem of pokegirls, in which neither were fox girls, who would they be? This is a Naruto/pokegirl story. Onwards!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 814 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 1,206 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
170 by Razor Scion reviews
Kurisu has finally had enough of Okabe claiming to have an IQ of 170 and forces him to put his money where his mouth is.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Okabe R., Kurisu M. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's Just That Time of Year Again by The Wumbologist reviews
For years now Fairy Tail had dreaded the coming of the month of August. Each and every year, the Fire Dragon Slayer would suddenly become agitated and restless. With the addition of two more Dragon Slayers to the mix however, things will reach a boiling point. Is the end result the product of feelings? Of instinct? Maybe both... A NatsuxWendy story. Rated T for suggestive stuff.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,985 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Natsu D., Wendy M. - Complete
Mater Intra Machinam by Albus Pegasus reviews
Have you washed your ears? Have you changed your socks? Did you eat enough? You never phone me! Not even a card on my brithday! I could be dead for all you cared! But that's okay. I still love you. You should marry! But not with that redhead. She's no good for my little Shinji. Separate rooms? Hah! I know what you're doing in your "separate rooms." I may be old, but I'm not senile!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Shinji I., Yui I. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 400 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The will reading of HJ Potter by Tostie reviews
Oneshot - AU after fifth year – this is the will reading of Harry Potter based on the cliché of a manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
This time we do it right by Tostie reviews
AU redo 4th year fic Harry Potter, his wife and daughter go back in time to make a better future stong/independent!Harry HP/DG - complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,840 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The First Mission Back by JacksBlade reviews
Seeing how bored his brats looked, Makarov decided to give them a special mission he had in store. But as we all know, things are always easier said than done.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Natsu D., Mirajane S. - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/20/2012
Mary Sue vs Itachi by PureWaterLily reviews
Guess who'll win. No really, guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
CATastrophe by Witty Eagle Proud Ravenclaw reviews
Crookshanks attacks Harry, leaving him with a harsh bruise as a reminder. Ginny, Ron and the twins back him in this statement, but Hermione won't hear of it, believing her beloved cat is a wonderful angel as always. Ron, in his crazy ways, puts his foot down. Crack-fic of sorts, set during Goblet. Featuring Insane!Ron. Truly a cat-astrophe. The actual story isn't, so review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4648 - Favs: 15,325 - Follows: 14,032 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 7,638 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 1,030 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
A Very Good Reason by expectopadfoot reviews
Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 239 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lost Time by forcedInduction reviews
Harry laments the time they lost pining for one another. Hermione knows how to get some of it back. (A fairly lame abandoned story in which two 16 year olds feel nostalgic for some reason. This idea went nowhere.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 556 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Felix Felinis by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione is annoyed at an itch on her back that she can't reach and Harry decides to help her out. What he discovers when he does itch her back on that particular spot is quite...interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/15/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 179 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Cross Compatible by Gundam Kaiser reviews
The real reason Unit-02 wasn't involved in the cross-compatibility tests had nothing to do with making Asuka feel special, and everything to do with Shinji's number one fangirl: her mother. M for safety.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Shinji I., Kyoko S.] - Complete
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
ME2:The Sequel that needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
The only Mass Effect 2 Parody not in Script Format or staring a Mary Sue! Join Commander Shepard as he encounters new challenges such as annoying squad mates, ever persistent loyalty missions and the occasional love square! Rated M for Mature.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Hereward's Harem by Polydicta reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphania by Polydicta reviews
The trio are brewing a very special potion in Slughorn's class ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What's In a Name? by apAidan reviews
It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 5,393 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Summoning by LordsFire reviews
Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,222 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Louise - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Trouble with Being a Dragon Priest by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Just a bit of fun. One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Accidentally by Miki Boy reviews
AU / The first time they met, he pinned her to the ground and ended up straddling her - accidentally of course... And from there, started what could only be a beautiful relationship with no flaws what so ever… Not.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Wendy M., Mystogan/Edo Jellal - Complete
White as Snow by EnricoDandolo reviews
King Charles is the mightiest of all! Yet when the magic mirror tells him Nunnally is mightier, she will have to hide from his wrath-and where better to hide than at the dwarvish Black Knights? Just wait for big brother / Charming to come ... crack
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Nunnally L., Lelouch L. - Complete
Midnight Snack by forcedInduction reviews
"Do you remember how nice it was, touching, skin on skin?" Hermione whispered, closing her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate stay away by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Short vignette scenes presenting a Fate scenario where Shirou summons a Saber closer in persona to Saber Alter.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
Don't Mess With the BDA! by Drauchenfyre reviews
Ever wonder why Voldie & Co. never attacked the Grangers? The answer: Professional Courtesy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Midnight Hours by silversun07 reviews
At the stroke of midnight, Zuko sees something of his sister he can't unsee, and in the royal bathhouse, at that... [Oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 720 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Simple Question by Miki Boy reviews
Lucy's apparently pregnant, Gajeel's blushing, Juvia's frozen, Mirajane's horrorfied, and the entire Guild is in chaos... Wendy, you really need to stop being so curious and asking questions.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Wendy M. - Complete
Letting Go by RamenRenegade reviews
The Fourth Great Ninja War has ended and Sasuke has returned to Konoha. But as Team Seven tries to heal thier emotional scars, Naruto begins acting strangly. Now Sakura is out to find out why. But will the answers heal Team Seven or destroy it for good?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
From Mother to Daughter by randompandattack reviews
When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 470 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meta by Xelan reviews
Harry and Hermione are together, their foes are defeated and everything is simply brilliant. Then why does it all seem so very odd? Read to find out. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 855 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 254 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Faker of the Rings by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Crack. The FSN cast interprets the LotR story.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
LivingContradictory by erickmenk reviews
During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lelouch L.
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
Harry Potter and The Horny Hallows by ItsLeviosa reviews
The following is a result of 24 hours without sleep and a weird conversation between me and my friend. The whole thing is just a pile of text messages co written by ItsLeviosa and Geekstatus. Smutty and hilarious, bad grammar and such
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 6,322 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dismissal of Zero by Sithking Zero reviews
Louise summons a familiar, it's a crossover character, blah, blah, blah. You've seen it before. But usually, familiars aren't this... dismissive, of the young mage and her society. God help them. Crack.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Louise - Complete
Ikari Lee: The Green Beast by Magnus9284 reviews
Magnus fic. Ikari Shinji was dumped at the age of 3, Rock Lee was an orphan found at the age of 3, coincidence?, I think not, let's see how Lee will deal after finding that his true name is Shinji!. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,830 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Resurrection Happy by Xelan reviews
Tom Riddle has gone further down the path of immortality than anyone else, but is that a blessing or a curse? A more blood-thirsty Harry and Hermione show Voldemort how unpleasant immortality can be. Extreme violence at the end. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Voldemort
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Crane's Wish by shintahikari reviews
Epilogue for Code Geass. It starts when C.C. speaks the very last lines said in R2. "Right, Lelouch?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Not As Hard As You by Lavanya Six reviews
Azula took her growing anger and stuffed it down into her stomach. It'd be more useful once it cooled. It always was. "You think I couldn't get a boyfriend if I wanted? Fine. Want to wager on it?" - An AU take on The Beach. TyZula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 7,713 - Follows: 2,822 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 240 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Laluzi reviews
When Edward Cullen suddenly appears in Skingrad, the local vampires are not dazzled. At all.
Crossover - Twilight & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Vicente V. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 497 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5410 - Favs: 10,834 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Can't Get Worse by Zentrodie reviews
A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 553 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Soul Stealing Sneezes by VampireApple reviews
The Slytherins are convinced Hermione is going to take over the world. She decides that's not such a bad idea. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/27/2010
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 738 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 875 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 1,598 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Works by Xelan reviews
Albus has always meddled in things that were none of his business, but now he finds himself in over his head in the face of Fate and Hermione Granger. Meddle not in the affairs of Hermione Granger, for you are old and have a heart condition. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by koa-chan reviews
AU. She has always been a dreamer. She dreams of every past life. He was always there. They always meet. Always touch. Always collide. And always keep one step in between. - Yet HE wanted to change that. SHE watches him try. / Lelouch/C.C.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 424 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fyendfire by Folaan reviews
When you've fought and suffered so much for other's sake, what would you do when your family is targeted? What would you do, if despite your best efforts, nothing ever changes? DARK!H/Hr, not for children. M for dark themes, not for under 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6372 - Favs: 12,145 - Follows: 4,665 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 5,770 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Threesome by Remenants reviews
FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 13164 - Favs: 18,979 - Follows: 7,582 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Plans by BahamutX978 reviews
AU One-Shot. When Nunnally has a date, Lelouch is determined to make sure that whoever this boy is, he stays away from his sister.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
More Than Meets the Head Mounted Optical Sensors by Loopy777 reviews
Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons! This crossover between "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Transformers" is more than meets the eye, it's a parody in disguise! Collect them all!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Aang, Azula - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 520 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why Sororitas and Alcohol don't Mix by AllGoodNamesWereTaken reviews
After the Imperium of Man defeates a renagade planatary government, a lone Guardsman learns the hazards of celebratory drinking. Inspired by a round-robin on a gaming forum.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Bane Of Cain: A Ciaphas Cain Story by The Naked Pen reviews
While clearing a town of Chaos cultists, Cain is abducted by an insane Inquisitor and forced to help him fight a daemon of Khorne. Will this be the end for the Hero of the Imperium, or will luck and cowardice find a way?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 414 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 797 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 319 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 154 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Great Student Council Treasure Hunt! by waftimah reviews
In which Lulu is a philanderer, Rolo is adorably murderous, Rivalz doesn't get enough attention, Shirley is a stalker, Suzaku follows the rules, and Milly is...well, also her normal self.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 800 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Family Man by DB Sommer reviews
It's eighteen years in the future and Naruto relates the 'good old days' to his son.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Zero Requiem: Errata by Mereo Flere reviews
The world doesn't need this kind of Zero.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Suzaku K. - Complete
The Distress Call by Knightfall1138 reviews
Many decisions lie ahead. Most of them pointless.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 946 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 240 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 674 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Code Geass 2008 Christmas Special by Person With Many Aliases reviews
Also known as Code Grease: The Search for More Money. The evil race of Black Knights plot to steal every breath of Fresh Air from the peace loving planet of Planet Britannia. It's up to two Space Bums to out Keikaku the villains. Merry Christmas.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Suzaku K., Euphemia L.B. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 409 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Orange Ever After by ProtoBlues reviews
Lelouch and the orenji farm: now with one hundred percent less fourth walls and tact.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Pizza Delivery is Serious Buisness by sasahara17 reviews
In which Suzaku Kurugi learns the hard way that pizza delivery is serious business.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kallen S., Suzaku K. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 1,567 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
CC Saves the Day by Kagurazaka reviews
“This is also your punishment,” she stuttered, and, struggling to think of what Lelouch would say, slumped forward onto Zero as she conjured up the rest of the monologue in that split second allotted. Crackfic.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/4/2008 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Bungee Jump by Maloran reviews
One-shot Harry was bored. Harry should never get bored, or things like this will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
A Tale of One Kitty by cloneserpents reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 311 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Animal Instincts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It was at times like this that Pikachu wished he could tolerate his pokéball. AshxMisty.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 722 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry's Hydrotherapy by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 1,122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 1,301 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 425 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9218 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 170 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 206 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 710 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5494 - Favs: 5,864 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate:initiative roll by Person With Many Aliases reviews
A mysterious power surrounds Fukyuki City. Emiya Shiro finds himself picking up a quest that surrounds his friends and family. Together, they must find the Holy Grail. Then roll a dice to see their chances of successfully capturing it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 251 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Helping Hands by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Naruto has a problem only a woman can solve. Scratch that, make that a few women. Lemon Naruto X Princess Yukie X Naruko X others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Koyuki
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 606 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Potter Twins by Plato reviews
James and Lily Potter had twins who are about to discover the wizarding world. This story follows the Potter Twin through their first year.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Buffy S., Harry P. - Complete
The Prince and the Troublesome Maiden by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ever wonder how Shikamaru's parents got together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Potter the Poet by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 416 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Fuel for the End by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 159 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Uhwhat? by Viopathartic reviews
It was just a small misunderstanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 350 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 203 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 1,100 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Overlooked World by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] When Ranma lets his mask of stupidity slip, Nabiki attacks Cologne. Even with his intelligence, Ranma can not fix things. Can he break them in a new and better way? I don't think I've seen a story quite like mine. Not angst, somewhat hap
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ranma - Complete
I'm Not Neurotic! The Diary of Hermione Granger by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in her diary: from Harry sneaking into her bathroom to Ginny setting Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is about to get out of control. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,557 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ginny W. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Innortal reviews
An Omake File presentation. You ever have a day go downhill because you helped someone? Ranma has, and it's today.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,712 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 5,248 - Follows: 1,040 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Charm School for Ninjas by Ambrant Arandel reviews
A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 744 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Blood Sisters by KharBevNor reviews
Integra takes the curse of eternal life to ensure the survival of Hellsing. A Hellsing fanfic cliche with a twist. IxS. Yuri. Semi-explicit lemon. The problem with Chapter 9 has been fixed.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,340 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Integra, Seras - Complete
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
The Evangelion Matrix by sentinel28 reviews
This is it...the final chapter! Will Shinji come into his own as the Third Child? Will Asuka confess her deepest secret to Shinji? Will Gendo sacrifice Shinji? Will Scout Moon figure out who Tuxedo Mask is? Thanks for sticking with meR&R if ya want.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,066 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Oh My Evangelion! by sentinel28 reviews
Belldandy, Keiichi and company end their misadventure in Tokyo3. Belldandy's last stand shown! Gendo's wish to Urd revealed! Asuka embraces death! Shinji gets lucky! In that he lives, you perverts. The final chapter is here! R&R!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Complete
Misato's Predicament by Ammadeau reviews
Misato has a problem, but her indirect solution ends up making it everyone's problem. Co-writen with Lara Bartram.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2001
The Virus by C. Jones reviews
'The Virus' is a story about what goes wrong when we play with things we have no control of. It's a story that talks about life, chaos, and the mixture of the two. It's a story in which Tenchi, Keiichi, and Kunou all turn into girls. Aaannnyyywayy.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/16/2000