uncer giedd geador
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Joined 12-23-12, id: 4432889, Profile Updated: 04-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for Hobbit.

I am me. Want to learn more about me? Reading the stories is probably your best bet. Anything else is just plain nosiness. ;)

I suppose I could say something about the stories instead. They're just little things I come up with when I come up with them (that is to say, there is no specified time when they occur, and there are not guaranteed to be any more). Currently they're all to do with the Hobbit, a book I loved when I was little and still do now, prompted by a timely reminder from the film industry. (I still like the film, by the way, and the stories use a reasonable blend of both 'verses). Fíli and Kíli pop up in almost all of them so far, not because I'm deliberately trying to follow a trend, but because they remind me of good friends I would rather not forget.


When are you going to post /update/write something? I don't know. When I have a few free spare hours when I'm not actually asleep? Occasionally bits will appear, so just... be patient. I want to write more too you know!

þæt mon eaþe tosliteð _ þætte næfre gesomnad wæs:

uncer giedd geador.

Sort of vague guide (as of December), mostly for my own benefit

  • Third Watch - My first Hobbit fic and still the best, darn it. General cuteness and laughs.
  • Wagers - A growing short story collection featuring the whole cast of the company in various amusing situations. Born from self-questions such as 'who would win a game of hide-and-seek?', 'what effect do Radagast's mushrooms have on people half his size?', 'what is Thorin's breaking point?', and 'what excuse can I come up with this time to write about shirtless dwarves?'.
  • Durin's Day - First attempt at a childhood fic, and generally far more gentle than the second one. And shorter. Also full of good ideas of what not to give a young child as a present.
  • The Waiting Dark - Full scale story about Fíli and Kíli's broken childhood. Skip this if you're just looking for the humour, seriously.
  • Broken Strings - Bereavement self-counselling, basically. Goodness knows why I put it up here.
  • Remnants - An introspective look at grief I posted on Remembrance Sunday.
  • First Encounter - Oneshot on dwarf-elf relations. Don't worry, it's no more crazy than any of the other stuff.
  • Lost Property - My take on how the whole affair might have ended.
  • All That is Gold - A particularly angsty story about Thorin's gold-sickness, his hungering for the Arkenstone, and the effect it has on his heirs.
  • I think that's it. So far.
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    Wagers reviews
    Short story number 26 - In which past reminiscences leave Thorin a changed character and the company baffled. Can Kíli succeed in returning their king to his normal self?
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,242 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
    All That is Gold reviews
    Thorin feels the treasure of Erebor slip through his fingers, and Durin's kin discover the true price of gold.
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
    Lost Property reviews
    An alternative ending for the much loved story. Thorin underestimated a certain member of his company just a little too much...
    Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Thorin - Complete
    Remnants reviews
    For those who loved and lost and out-lived. Those left behind.
    Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Dis - Complete
    The Waiting Dark reviews
    They never mention their father. Thorin and Fíli remember him; Kíli does not. His brother and uncle prefer it that way. There are some things the young should never have to know.
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
    Third Watch reviews
    Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
    Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
    Broken Strings reviews
    Eventually, the music will be all that's left.
    Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
    First Encounter reviews
    Kíli gets just a little too friendly with the elves during their brief stay in Rivendell, and Fíli takes the opportunity to tease him mercilessly...
    Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
    Durin's Day reviews
    The turning of the year is the time for old stories and new promises, the education of the young and the remembrances of the old. Thorin attempts to teach some family history to his young sister-sons, Dís laments her kin's poor choice of gifts, and Fíli and Kíli seize their birth-right (and their new wooden swords), causing a small riot in the process.
    Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thorin, Fili - Complete