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Exonerated by thecouchcarrot reviews
AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 31: The hallway past the courtroom is cavernous white marble and echoes like a cathedral.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,732 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Are You Ready To Order? by bakabelle reviews
Destiel. Sabriel. Coffee Shop/Domestic AU. Dean's new regular seems anything but and he can't stop thinking about him. Suspicious happenings, family drama and love, lust and lost. Fluff, Crack, Angst. Chap!26:'"Dean, I swear to God you'd better get your ass in here or I'm going to start without you," Dean gulped as Sam and Gabe groaned in disgust at their brothers' display.'
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,310 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Once Upon a Wendigo by somethingintheperiphery reviews
Mr. Milton's favorite student has an enthusiasm for drawing terrifying monsters — in vivid finger-paint detail. Concerned for Sam Winchester's 4-year-old psyche, Mr. Milton schedules a parent-teacher conference.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,296 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Free to Be You and Me by mishaoverlord reviews
Coffee Shop!AU and University!AU rolled into one. Castiel Novak is the introverted English Literature major at the University of Kansas. Dean Winchester is the elusive cool guy who happens to work in Castiel's favourite coffee shop. This is how they meet, and this is how Anna and Crowley play cupid. Dean/Cas, Anna/Crowley. WARNINGS: Angst, violence. TW: Homophobic bullying.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,806 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna, Crowley - Complete
Win A Date With Dean Winchester by FollowingButterflies reviews
When Hollywood actor Dean Winchester gets caught up in a scandal that could threaten his career if exposed by the press his agent draws up a deal with the press. They won't expose the story if they can run a competition offering a date with Dean as the prize. Everything is fine until Dean meets the winner, Anna Milton, and her brother Castiel who Dean can't seem to stop looking at.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,818 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
No More Rhyme by Laota II reviews
The last days of Team Free Will before Sam and Dean go to meet a certain someone in Detroit. Now complete. Spoiler Warning: Takes place throughout season 5's finale, "Swan Song"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Temper by Clowns or Midgets reviews
Dean's text message sent Sam racing back to Amelia. What happens when he gets there, no one could have seen coming.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Castiel's Secret Diary: Everyone, Especially Dean, Keep Out by pondastic reviews
Cas is now human, Dean has given up hunting and the two of them are sharing a flat. The daily struggles of Cas' battles with emotions, mobile phones and Dean forgetting to water the plants. Not to mention the fact that Cas is hopelessly in love with his flatmate.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Goodbye Stranger (817 Alternate Ending) by Dark-Phantasmagoria reviews
This is just what I imagined as a possible ending for the newest EP. Destiel becomes canon, though there's no smut. This is what I had seriously thought was going to happen while watching it. Oh well, maybe someday soon. That was pretty much a love confession though from Dean, XD
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Annoying Neighbours And Blue-eyed Strangers by refugeofthemind reviews
A new neighbor has just moved into the apartment next door and he's annoying as hell but Dean's too busy thinking about the amazing guy he keeps meeting in his coffee shop to care. AU!Dean/Castiel slight Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Build-A-Home by jkateel reviews
Sam gets why Dean wants to install a washing machine in the Men of Letter's compound. He just doesn't trust that Dean knows what he's doing.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Angel, the Bunker, and the Bedroom by ZeenoMCR reviews
"When he first sees his room, it's a shock." I have to imagine they'd have given him a room—done something nice for Cas, for when he finally did come home.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Castiel
Long Distance by lepetitmonde reviews
Sam hasn't heard from Dean nor his father the entire time he's been away at college. Dean decides that he needs to check up on his baby brother. Sam receives his first family phone call since he's been gone, and remembers how much he misses his big brother.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Little Mama by dragonflybeach reviews
The first time Bobby Singer met the Winchester boys, Dean was five. But Bobby wasn't prepared for how old the child was.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Bobby S., Dean W. - Complete
Equestrian of Taste by TheYmp reviews
E/O Challenge: Withdraw. 200 words. Dean's entered an eating contest. Sam has concerns. Parody. Crack!Fic. Warning: Terrible puns and multiple references to horsemeat contamination.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Best Of Times by CrimzonChyld reviews
Sixteen year old Sam has a bad day at school and makes a confession to his 20 year old brother Dean. Only AU because of the slashish kinda content but not Wincest . . . which makes me sad but it's not right for the fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tears mixed with the blood of a righteous man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Cas feels insignificant. Neither fully Human nor Angel, he knows no one can understand him...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Three Rings and a Hang Up by Fuzzball457 reviews
Sam only calls once from Stanford. AU - warnings for heavy suicidal themes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Try the Pie by Darkened Angel Feathers reviews
Dean's lived here for years, and never noticed the little bakery tucked away into the folds of the town. It's small and unassuming, but inside is one of the most beautiful people he's seen in his life. Baker!Castiel/Teacher!Dean AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Family Means Forgiveness by BookLizard reviews
How I wish Dean would've handled Cas's little confession in Hunter Heroici. And because I'm a shameless Destiel shipper and I wanted some Dean comforting Cas fluff. Enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fell on Black Days by SnarkyMuch2 reviews
You can only take so much before you break. Since Dean returned from purgatory, Sam has been taking hits. This was one hit too many.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Serial Killers by nat13cat reviews
The Winchesters as seen from the normal, monster-less world, where they are the ones hunted, even if they don't know it. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Counting Blessings by kyaticlikestea reviews
Dean has a cold, and Cas offers to look after him. Things do not go quite as planned.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Through Every Winter by psquare reviews
By Your Side 'verse. Season 7. The boys go on a hunt. Sam's sick. Dean's struggling. Lucifer's there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Appreciated by Sandman Sam reviews
Cas wants to know more about Valentine's Day, but Dean doesn't seem to care very much for the holiday. Adorable Sam. Destiel. Kisses! Present by Nonny request. SHENANIGANS!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Thumbnail Ridges by whiteraven1606 reviews
As a child, Dean made sure Sammy got feed, even if that meant Dean didn't eat. It was hard work, right up until it wasn't anymore.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Pie Town, USA by RainbowBetty reviews
Dean insists he doesn't like surprises, but Sam is pretty sure he'll like this one. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My New Tie by notgoodbye-seeyouthen reviews
Just a short Destiel fluff piece. It's cute. Also, if you can't handle a Twist and Shout reference or two you should ask the valet to bring your car around.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Large Dark Roast by SirenSamantha reviews
Dean Winchester owns his own coffee shop in Palo Alto CA where he lives with his younger brother Sam who attends Stanford. Dean's life is average, he's happy working in his self-owned shop, but one morning with the arrival of a new customer his life changes. Destiel coffee shop AU with some Sabriel on the side.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What They Say by SuperAgentWolf reviews
Dean remembers the only time Cas ever missed school because of what people said. He never wants Cas to feel that alone ever again. highschool!AU, Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
To Build a Home by sirtosspot reviews
A series of snapshots into the domestic life of Dean Winchester and Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
How to train your angel 9 by zeppx reviews
Porn and Happy Meals. That is all.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by luckypixi reviews
A Christmas Destiel. After Castiel wakes Dean up at half past one in the morning he insists that they go outside, to the snowy motel car-park, where snowy shenanigans ensue. Fluff and snow, please review!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Here at the End of All Things by Mousme reviews
Dean's constant drinking comes back to haunt him when he does something he actually has good cause to feel guilty about for once: he drives under the influence and very nearly runs over a child. But the child is lucky: Sam pushed him out of the way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
We Burn Bright by zeppx reviews
Well. Let's just say it's an S5 AU. Cas is human, Dean's injured and Sam is secretly awesome.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
With Tuppence for Paper and Strings by Daylight reviews
After everything is over and things start getting back to normal, Dean is left with one problem: How do you cheer up a fallen god? AU inevitably ending to season 7
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Country of the Heart by Mousme reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sam finds himself put in foster care after being hospitalized for meningitis. For a while he thinks he's found "normal," but when John and Dean go missing on a hunt, he sets out to reunite the family he's always truly wanted.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
One of Nature's Masterpieces by zeppx reviews
So this a collection of all the one-shots set in my 'verse. It's AU after the happenings of season 5. It's extraordinarily fluffy at some points. Chapter 21: another family expansion, basically? Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,453 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
BFFs by zeppx reviews
Cas and Becky are totally BFFs. Dean does not approve. There is also teal nail polish and strawberry daiquiris. Don't ask.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Castiel, Becky R. - Complete
How to train your angel 3 by zeppx reviews
A companion to the others. Can be stand alone though. Dean tries to teach Cas to cuss.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
After Effects by Misato reviews
Castiel is having a hard time shaking off Pestilence's sickness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Patients by tectrices reviews
"Sam had stormed out after that, leaving Dean and his angel alone. Whatever. If they wanted to have kinky sick person sex, that was entirely their business; Sam wanted no part." Prompt: illness-shared. Sam, Dean, Cas: teeny hints of D/C
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sick day by zeppx reviews
A sick Dean and a touchy feely angel. Just needed an excuse for some misplaced misery.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche by Mousme reviews
Brady's not the same boy Jess knew, but he's still a friend.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Saddle Up! by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean/Cas, Sam/OFC. Dean and Cas decide to get Sam back on the dating horse. Well, Dean decides; Cas humors him. Does Sam have any say in the matter? Of course not! Now Complete. Ch.12: Because 67impala demanded it - more boy necking.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I Am Weary Let Me Rest by Mousme reviews
Set in the middle of 5.21. Dean gets sick, then Castiel, leaving Sam to take care of them. Written for a schmoop prompt on LJ. No plot, just h/c and schmoop and a bit of angst. Spoilers right up to 5.21.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Wait Wait Wait by thecouchcarrot reviews
Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dust Busters by Mousme reviews
A fun, cracky sort of prompt from a Sam-centered h/c comment-fic meme. Sam & Dean go undercover as a housekeeping service during a hunt, only to have Sam's dust allergies flare up. Rating is for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
RaBB verse: Health Concerns by authoressnebula reviews
No spoilers for show or series, really. John takes the boys grocery shopping. Bantering ensues over snacks. Dean's 16, Sam's 12. John's far too old for this sort of thing. Can be read as stand alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
RaBB verse: It's All Fun and Games by authoressnebula reviews
Post RaBB's "Just Be There": It starts in an ordinary diner in an ordinary town. The infamous Prank War; Dean's 15, Sam's 11. Hurt!Sam, laughter, bigbrother!Dean, infinitely-patient!John, happy endings, and Nair.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Cold by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Sam's got a cold...which, considering their current case, is just perfect.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
The Crazy Eights by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Dean knows just how to distract a sick Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete