Author has written 139 stories for Malcolm in the Middle, Criminal Minds, Monk, Two and a Half Men, Garfield, Misc. Movies, New Tricks, CSI: Miami, Misc. Tv Shows, Big Bang Theory, CSI: New York, Inspector Rex/Kommissar Rex, Dexter, Bones, Cold Case, How I Met Your Mother, Boston Legal, In a Better World/Hævnen, Psych, Mentalist, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Elementary, King of Queens, Sherlock, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, Law and Order, Prison Break, Veronica Mars, Backstrom, Saw, Medium, and Law and Order: SVU.
Hi everyone! I'm from Zagreb, Croatia. I'm also a male, which is, I guess, rather rare in the fanfiction world.
My favorite TV shows are Malcolm in the middle, CSI, CSI NY, RIS Paris (RIS Police scientifique), Yes Dear, Medium, Seinfeld, Full House, How I met your mother, Mentalist, Elementary, and Monk. My favorite writers are Hrvoje Kovačević, Agatha Christie, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Mary Higgins Clark. I am against the death penalty. My favorite songs are:
Heaven is a place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle
Let it be by Beatles
Here comes the sun by Beatles
Time of your life by Green day
Ho hey by Lumineers
Let her go by Pasenger
Running up the hill by Placebo
Save tonight by Eagle-eyed cherry
Faith by George Michael
Fountain by Sarah Lov
Keepsake by State Radio
I got my mind set on you by George Harrison
Start Anew by Beady Eye
Pumped up kicks by Foster the people
Sve još miriše na nju by Parni Valjak
I take requests for stories. I will write pretty much anything, for any fandom I am active in, with any rating, but there are few rules:
-no OC stories
-no character death
-no character bashing
[I like weird pairings, such as Howard/Priya in Big Bang theory fandom, Malcolm/Heather and Malcolm Cynthia in Malcolm in the middle fandom etc. I like reading Cracked.com and Uncyclopedia.]
Where else to find me:
Archive Of Our Own (penname Mislav)
Fictionpress (penname Mislav)
Taskey (penname Mislav)
Big Bang Theory Fanforum (penname Mislav)
TV Tropes (penname Toortle)
Straight Dope (penname Mislav)
YouTube (penname Mislav)
My favorite quotes:
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Mahatma Gandhi
Without a darkness there could be no light. Lao Tzu
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
There are times to laugh and times not to laugh, and this is not one of them. Peter Sellers
Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked. Kevin Bacon
Try not to cry
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shoot the gun, it hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother
Momm, please tell Daddy: that I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister: that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest,
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in Heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to new Zoo,
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true
And Mommy, all I need to say is: Mommy, I love you.
In Memory Of The Columbine Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on, maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye."
November 20th 2016
Note: I probably won't be posting for a while. Anxiety problems... hopefully I'll get better eventually.