The first, very important, fact you should know about me: I am very lazy. Seriously. Do not rely on anything to be on time, deadlined, complete and/or finished by the time all the other authors on here have packed up and gone home. If the story doesn't say 'hiatus' but hasn't been updated in the last year and a half, that means the same as a teenager saying 'ok' to his/her mother's 'clean up your room'. It will take zonks. If it doesn't take zonks, that is me being very very very dedicated and lovely. (Kidding. That is me at a keyboard thinking 'er... I've exhausted Youtube... what now?')

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'If you see writing in a book, you must report it to the library' (Overheard in a library)

'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.' -Groucho Marx

'Do I contradict myself? Very well then... I contradict myself. I am large... I contain multitudes.' -Whitman

'War's not about who's right: it's about who's left.'

'I want to be a stud. I already have std; all I need is u.'

'I don't 'dress to impress'; I dress to depress. I wanna look so good that people hate themselves.'

'Stop waiting for Prince Charming. GET UP AND FIND HIM. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...'

'True invincibility is being at the very bottom of the ladder, and not at the top.' -Liffae ()

'The voyage of discovery is not about seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.' -Marcel Proust

'Of course it was my fault. There's no-one else here who could be responsible for anything.'

'Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months.'

'If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.'

'If you can't trust yourself to remember who you are, pick someone to remember it for you and do whatever they think you would do.' -sparrowette ()

'Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.'

'Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.'

'“But Hokage-sama, you can’t possibly expect me to work with him. He’s lazy, he’s always late, and… and… he’s a PERVERT,” yelled Kurenai. Kakashi looked at Kurenai with annoyance. “I am not lazy.”' -Cybergades ()

'I was wise once: when I was born, I cried.' - Welsh Proverb

'The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.'

'Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.'

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FANFICTION –– UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), Wereninja(USA), DarkHorseBlueSky (USA), FullMetalCanine (USA), Alibi Nonsense (England)

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I own nothing. Disclaimed. Done. I am playing with the action figures of greater, wiser, more interesting and more successful people.

Also... (and this is just me being egotistical) if anyone is inspired enough by my work to want to write stuff based on it, or draw pictures of it, or translate it, I would be honoured. Honoured. Not that it will happen - just, it's more likely to if people know I like the idea. But... y'know... if you could reference the original? :) And send me the link, because it would be awesome.