Zbluez
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Joined 12-25-12, id: 4436498, Profile Updated: 09-15-16
Author has written 4 stories for One Piece, Death Note, and Naruto.

I am now on AO3 too.


Name: Rasputin. No, really.

Age: 10100

Sometimes when I write a good scene I imagine epic music in the background. I don't feel ashamed.

I have, at the moment, one true love, Kvothe; and one true hate, Rothfuss, who I haven't murdered yet because the bastard is clever and keeps putting off the publication of his third book. Dah.

...I'd say I'm a nice reviewer, but I'm not. I'm honest. Brutally honest. If you review any of my stories, I expect you to be, as well.


I, Zbluez, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.


Art Links: since this site is stupid, put them all in a Google Doc. Copy paste this into the address bar and remove the spaces:

https : // docs .google .com/document/d/1EwwXUzSQKdKNXK9dHoL33Ex_0e-C52B840w31ySII7U/edit?usp=sharing


No, dear fanfic authors, 'Defiantly' is not the same as 'Definitely'. And 'Their' is not the same as 'They're' or 'There'. 'Wary' is not the same as 'Weary.' 'Than' and 'then', 'affect' and 'effect', they are spelled differently for a reason. Get a dictionary. Eat a pretzel. Have a nice day.


Plot bunny dump / future projects:

- The Years Before (Legend of Zelda - Skyward Sword): Link's adventures in Skyloft before Zelda gets sucked in by a tornado. Because I want to write a male protagonist. Also, floating islands.

- Part two of Setting Sail (One Piece): I think it's my best piece so far, and it's designed for a sequel. Though it does need some polishing before that.

- Zoro Alone (One Piece): He never met Straw Hat Luffy, because, in this world, Straw Hat Luffy wasn’t even born. But destiny has a way of fulfilling itself and Zoro has a promise to keep - regardless of who he meets, or who he doesn’t, along the way. A story in which Luffy never existed, featuring the rest of the original cast.

- A NarutoxStarWars crossover: Uchiha Sasuke is saved from execution by an incomplete teleport jutsu that lands him in a foreign planet. The Dark Side? Heh, he's been there and got the T-shirt. Though he's not too convinced about these Jedi goons either.

- ZUTARA! ZUTARA! ZUTARA! Seriously, ZUTARA! (Am I the only one who's rediscovered Avatar and loved it even more than I did as a kid?)

- Hindsight (Avatar: TLA) They lose the war. The spirits give them one last chance by sending Zuko back to the past, to his thirteen-year-old body, standing outside his father's war room. Intelligent!Zuko Political!Zuko.

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Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 242,512 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 246,136 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 7594 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,048 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 8,838 - Follows: 10,220 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 274,541 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
The Gentleman of Weapons by Menamebephil reviews
AU: In a different world, can a mysterious and ancient Order possibly defeat a ruthless Fire Lord? No. They're utterly screwed, actually.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 140,110 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Piandao, Azula
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 4916 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will by Phalanx reviews
What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Zoro, Kuina
Navegante by NagachikaRashii reviews
La tripulante más fuerte de la banda mugiwara, que dio la vida por sus compañeros y la que soportaba heridas una tras de otra con tal de permanecer a su lado; la que ayudó a la banda a surcar cada océano, por que eso es lo que era: una navegante.
One Piece - Rated: K - Spanish - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Complete
The Stuff of Legends by 1004-Angel reviews
Zoro sacrificed himself for Luffy, giving his life for him at Thriller Bark. The distraught Straw Hats struggle to decide what to do next. Robin reveals a Legend of Ressurection on Myth Island, but it calls for the dead man to have been in love. Despite being skeptical that Zoro could love anyone, the Straw Hats set sail. However, under a 48 hour time limit, will it be too late?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,382 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Zoro, Robin, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Subtlety by MadRabbit reviews
Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,353 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mihawk
What's My Name? by Raven Ehtar reviews
In the early days of the Wammy House, there were some bugs in the program. What does it take to turn a boy into a killer? Beyond Birthday's story, without the filters. Rated for disturbing imagery, language, psychological trauma and gore.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,074 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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What Doesn't Kill You reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,153 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Chasing the Greatest reviews
"But I assure you, L is real! I do exist!" Not every gifted orphan made it to Wammy's House - but that didn't mean they were any less gifted, and it certainly didn't mean they were any less ambitious. Jaylin, a seven-year-old genius at the Weeping Willow Orphanage, is determined to find the truth behind that capital L, scandals and kidnappings notwithstanding.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,046 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - L, Near, OC - Complete
Setting Sail reviews
"I have seen dragons," he grinned. "I have rescued Kings. I have met giants. I have tamed the scariest monsters in the Grand Line. I have been to an island in the sky, where I have fought God, and won. I have gone back in time, escaped prisons, and found treasures that you've never even dreamed of." His grin widened until it showed all his teeth. "Come to the sea with me."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,258 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Luffy, OC - Complete
Lace reviews
The Strawhats return to Alabasta for a break, and, amid the chaos and insanity, Zoro can't seem to get the lace of her corset out of his mind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Zoro, Robin - Complete