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Joined 12-25-12, id: 4436806, Profile Updated: 04-05-13
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Ok, so originally i only set up this account to read fanfiction and favourite and stuff. But an idea for writing my own fanfiction has been plaguing me for weeks now and I would just like to know whether people think this is a good idea.

Basically its about a girl who finds out she is an elemental (someone who doesnt need a wand to do magic) on her 16th birthday. She cannot control her powers and gets thrown back in time the marauders era. here, she has many adventures with the boys, but dissapears after her 7th year. everyone thinks her dead. then in harry's fifth year, Sirius is telling him about this girl he knew years ago and how much he misses her...

PM me what you think and if i should do this or not?


This is all just for fun XD Simply set iPod or MP3 to shuffle/random mode and use each song title as the answer to each question

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Dog Days Are Over by Florence and the Machine (pretty neat motto tbh)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Broken Doll by Paloma Faith (cheers guys -.-)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

The Ketchup Song (i hate ketchup)

4. WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2?

I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I Cry by Flo Rida (coz she's so beautiful)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

We Found Love by Rihanna (interesting)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Don't You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Lucky by Glee (most definately)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Till I'm Gone by Tinie Tempah

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Halo by Beyonce :D

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac (aaaaaaha irony)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi (brilliant choice :D)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Pack Up by Eliza Dolittle

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Troublemaker by Olly Murs (they say its always the quiet ones hehe)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus (LOL)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Penguin by Christina Perri (penguin world domination?)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Worst Pies In London by Sweeney Todd Cast (if i ate one then yeah)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Love, Live, Life by Ndubz (not really)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Gravity by Pixie Lott (imagine if we didnt have any?)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Mama Do The Hump by Rizzle Kicks (erm...)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Love You More by JLS

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Silly Love Songs by Glee *shudders*

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Beautiful People by Chris Brown (AHAHA XD)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Some Nights by Fun.

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Hips Don't Lie by Shakira

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY...?

Try by Pink (try, try again)

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

It's A Kinda Magic by Queen

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

The Silence by Alexandra Burke (yah, they need to know when to shut up)

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Tea and Toast by Lucy Spraggan

30. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Hold On Til The Night by Grayson Chance (its a struggle getting through the day)

31. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

We R Who We R by Ke$ha (describes us perfectly)

32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Any Way You Want It by Glee

33. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Power by Kanye West (makes sense...)

34. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Upside Down by Paloma Faith (from lack of gravity hehehe)

35. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

All Of The Lights by Rihanna ft Jay Z (they all shine bright)

36. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Next To Me by Emelie Sande


1.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
Roald Dahl, Someone Like You 'Richard Pratt was looking at Mike, smiling with his mouth..'

2.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
some blankets

3.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Mock The Week

4.

Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:20pm

5.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:24 pm

6.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my brothers, my dad yelling at my brothers, the xbox

7.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
11 am today, about to go and babysit my cousins

8.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook

9.

What are you wearing?

Long white top with grey leggings

10.

Did you dream last night? What was it about? (Added a question)

i dont even know

11.

When did you last laugh?

Earlier this morning whilst babysitting my cousins. we were on his ipad and the voice recognition mistook 7 elmside house for I am an ass.

12.

What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Banksy Artwork, Pictures of friends, the handprints of my friends in multi coloured paint

13.

Seen anything weird lately?
Someone walking down the road at 11 in the morning wrapped in a giant duvet

14.

What do you think of this quiz?
its ok i suppose

15.

What is the last film you saw?
The Amazing Spiderman

16.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Aha, I've thought this one out many times. I'd give a quarter of the amount to each of my parents, put some in a bank account for my brothers for college, Uni, first car, first house etc, pay off any oustanding bills, go on holiday and then SHOPPING.

17.

Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm Batman. SSSSSSH.

18.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Poverty. And i know that it seems the obvious choice and kind of cliche but the things is i've lived in poverty, i've seen people in poverty and i've seen people in the lap of luxury. how is that fair? this year, my mum, rather than buying us all an extra christmas present each, she bought a poor african family a chicken. that chicken could be the difference between life and death for them. it was only £10 but that is a HUGE amount of money for them. Yet, i saw on facebook someone complaining about how the only thing they got for christmas was an iphone4 and in a rage smashed it up. what the hell is up with humanity?!

19.

Do you like to dance?

On my own, yes.

20.

George Bush:

meh.

21.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ivy or Callie Rose

22.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
James or William

23.

Would you ever consider living abroad?

possibly in Austrailia

24.

What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

Welcome to my crib.

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Secrets Burnt at Both Ends by orangezauber reviews
The Marauders are curious as to why Remus gets letters from a mysterious girl by the name of Becky. Remus is tired of his friends trying to figure out who Becky really is. And Becky wants to know why Remus won't introduce her to his school friends. The summer before 7th year, Remus must stop this friends from meeting Becky and revealing his biggest moonlit secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,637 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 151 - Words: 156,241 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
We're Back by Miss Ginevra Magdalene Darcy reviews
The Light Side are returning, Lily, James and others who died by Voldemort in the first or second wizarding war are returning. Kind of canon couple - H/G N/L H/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 496,611 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
His light in the dark by Just so Sirius reviews
When Sirius Black's daughter is born just before he turns 15, she becomes the light in his darkness. Three years later and Charlie is an adorable toddler with her fathers mischievious ways. Follow Charlie and Sirius as they face loss, love and friendship. Can Sirius protect the light he loves so deep through these hard and dark times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,630 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sirius B., OC
Two and a Half Men by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 5,811 - Follows: 7,201 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Day Draco Made A New Friend by SlytherinHoney reviews
A Muggle stops into a bar for a drink. He soon finds out it was the WRONG bar to walk into. Now the Aurors are after him (whatever THOSE are) and Draco Malfoy has an extremely comfortable couch. But he really wants to know- Why on earth can't HE have a wand? It's just not fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Draco M., OC]
The Unbearable Burden of Caring by Tessa Crowley reviews
Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
When I See Stars, That's All They Are by gotalittlebitstronger reviews
A collection of one-shots, mostly RLSB, some JPLE. Rating may change later. o25. James asks for Remus' help proposing to Lily...because lesbihonest, he could use all the help he can get. "It's the perfect proposal!" "Yeah - if you want her to say no AND break up with you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,909 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back to the Time of the Unknown by HarryPotterManiacWrites reviews
Upon acquiring a mysterious time turner, Harry is accidentally transported back to the year 1977. He temporarily takes upon the DADA teacher post. How will Harry, interact with his parents in their 7th year? More importantly, can he change the future for the better? What other challenges will he face?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,190 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Said the Dragon to the War Chief by Sijglind reviews
Draco tells Scorpius a bedtime story and Harry can't keep his mouth shut or his hands to himself. [HPDM slash, fluff, kinda EWE, COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
A Predicted Match by lumoscrimsom reviews
The boys talk to a seer during a careers fair and more than one of her predications may come true…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by 0idontknow0 reviews
"I got someone pregnant," he said. "Draco Malfoy to be specific."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Lupin and the Monster in Harry's Tummy by LeontinaStardust reviews
Harry and Draco are thrilled to be expecting their first child together. Unfortunately, Teddy isn't so happy about the new baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L. - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Harry just wanted one normal year at Hogwarts. He should have known that 'normal' is for other people, not him. And this time it's not even his fault. What's an eighteen-year-old boy, who also happens to be a virgin, to do when he suddenly discovers he's pregnant? Warnings for mPreg, non-explicit slash, and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,703 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beach Scene by Blackrose Malfoy reviews
This is my take on the beach scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Drarry style. Story is told from Ron's perspective as he finds out about Harry and Draco's secret relationship. One-shot. HP/DM slash. Written for a few challenges on the HPFC forum. Sorry for the lame title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Joke's On You by EvilIAm reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Snape are trapped in a room together and forced to watch A Very Potter Sequel because Dumbledore got bored. Slight Ronmione. AU around the end of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Unsaid by DianaArtemis16 reviews
"Perhaps a man who wants to redeem himself in the memory of the mother would, in turn, give comfort to a child." Dumbledore grinned at the other man's unbidden expression of shock. "But when said like that, it hardly encompasses the depth of emotion when I see you have cradled Harry Potter to sleep after a nightmare." Severus scowled. "I was not cradling him."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,139 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
School Student's Saviour by Alli97nomel reviews
For all those students stuck in a shitty class and need an escape for a bit. This story involves the next generation Hogwarts students after they finish their last year of school. One apartment, ten people, let's see how it plays out. Swearing&Sex scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,399 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - James P., Teddy L., Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Second Strangest Bathroom He'd Ever Visit by fuckingbrianaman reviews
Harry Potter is about as cut out for parties as Voldemort was cut out for nose modeling. Malfoy is drugging people, the kids are running rampant, and when did Harry get a dance floor? And what is his son doing with Scorpius in the bathroom? :: Basically crack. Lots and lots of crack. See: 'Remus Lupin: After Death' for a bit of context.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Superheroes and Secret Identities by do i need a pen name reviews
As a child, James Sirius Potter thought his dad was a superhero. It isn't until he gets to Hogwarts, though, that he discovers Harry Potter is so much better than the likes of Superman. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Some People Have Real Problems by onebigscribble reviews
Sirius Black is rich, going into his last year of school, and has a great group of friends. What is there to worry about? Other than today being the day Sirius plans to tell best mate and fellow marauder Remus Lupin that he loves him. Winner of Jack's Albumfic Challenge on the Twin Exchange Forums. Rated M for language and adult scenes. Contains slash! SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,709 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lily's Daughter? by ginnytwin95 reviews
When Lily Potter went into hiding she told only a few her secret, because she knew about the propecy and she was having twins. What happens when in order to protect her children and the world she sends her only daughter away?On OTHER SITE ALSO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - OC
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by kitcat234 reviews
A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,965 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Somewhere in Time by Stelra Etnae reviews
Teddy Lupin and Lily Luna Potter travel back in time to 1977 due to a broken timeturner. Is this a blessing or a curse? How are they going to get back before they mess up the timeline? Or perhaps the real question is, will Teddy want to leave? Teddy is 17, Lily is 7. Marauders era. Some JP/LE, one-sided SS/LE, and RL/NT. OoTP in later chapters. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,691 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Remus L., Teddy L., Lily Luna P.
Irregular Cameos by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Baker Street Irregulars. Follow the adventures of Sherlock, John and the Irregulars though their entire lives, written as a series of one-shots, two-shots and AU's. A mix of genres and ratings at a multitude of different lengths. Be prepared for laughing and for tears. Reuploaded as it wasn't working.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Luna's Radishes by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Over Christmas at Grimmauld Place in his fifth year, Harry talks with Sirius about his mistletoe adventures. Extremely juvenile humour, no continuity with my other stories. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Baker Street Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sequel to The Irregulars. The Irregulars continue to baffle and amaze the police force on London under the watchful eye of Sherlock. London's strangest family continues to live, laugh and cry together. Mixture of Genres
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,513 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
what the water gave me by show.me.the.stars reviews
Who wouldn't be stunned speechless when your practically flawless girlfriend of several years randomly says ' oh love, I come from twenty years in future; by the way, would you like a slice of lemon in your tea? ' - Even for wizards, time travel is farfetched, right? Wrong. JamesHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/27/2012 - James P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eosophobia by tripodion reviews
As Sherlock traverses the globe to burn what remains of Moriarty, John turns away from his past life and begins a new one. Desperate to break out of the darkness of his best friend's coffin, John Watson, soldier, becomes John Watson, assassin, and he's about to find that the name Sherlock Holmes is next on his list.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,345 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Less Traveled by theunnamedGryffindors2 reviews
My version of a characters read the series, I know it's been done before but I felt like doing my own. This is my first story so please be nice. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,245 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., James P.
Secrets Left Behind by zyxw reviews
My attempt at a Hermione time travel. There will be action. There will be romance. There will be friendship. I just don't know when yet. But it will be good so r&r. hg/sb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 96,554 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sirius, Harry, and the Time Travel Potion! by Periwinkle Dwarves reviews
Sirius picked up the vile but it was slippery and it crashed to the floor with a puff of grey smoke, which engulfed them. Soon all nine had disappeared. An accident while cleaning Grimmauld Place sends them 15 years into the future. Some swearing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Burn of the Phoenix by laughandlove reviews
...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Have A Seat, Son by FaithTrustAndALittlePixieDust reviews
A series of one-shots about the boyfriend meeting the father. There'll be various characters. Now we have Ron and Mr. Granger. "George Weasley sat, in a tux, cleaning a machine gun."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011
Time Turner Mishaps by NinjaTerra reviews
A Next Generation Time Travel fic. James accidently breaks a Time Turner, sending him along with Albus, Lily, Teddy, Victoire, Rose, Hugo, and Fred to the past. Not only that, but they end up in, where else, the head quarters for the Order of the Pheonix!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L.
The Time Traveler's Burden by leafhouse reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione is hit by a rogue curse that sends her to the Marauders' era. How will she change the future for the better? Will she allow herself to fall for Sirius? Sirius/Hermione Time Travel, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,168 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans by kitcat234 reviews
Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,073 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Crazy by GreenandPurpleMonkeys reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3933 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Believe In Love by Tracy-Lou reviews
After a drunken night at a party, Sirius and Remus find themselves physically attracted to each other, but can it lead to more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So They All Rolled Over and One Fell Out by Solstice Muse reviews
There were seven in the bed and the little one said, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out. Ron and Ginny say goodbye to Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Ron and Hermione: A Life Lived by silverbirch reviews
Follow Ron and Hermione through their lives, starting after the defeat of Voldemort. There will be good times and bad. Highs and Lows. Life, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,089 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
My daughter, my story by silverbirch reviews
You know her as one of the Golden Trio. I know her as Hermione, my daugher. I am John Granger, and this is my story. JKR owns, I borrow. This is about a teenage girl growing up, hence the rating. Reviews are very welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 274 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Oscillate Wildly by V.G. Marks reviews
After a particularly gruelling Occlumency lesson, Harry finds himself living partway between two lives. One is his life at Hogwarts. In the other, he's been in a mental institution for the better part of six years. HP&DM Slash, Partially AU [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,734 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Time Traveler by Jitterbelle reviews
*Completed and AU* Harry opens a book that sends him 21 years into the future where he meets Lily Potter, his fiery teenage daughter. Harry wants to know his about future but it seems that everyone he trusts is keeping secrets from him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 160,049 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
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Where Was My Mercy? reviews
Wrong BWL. Harry is mad. Harry is powerful. And he's finally questioning his parents on their decisions that fateful Halloween night. Just a quick musing on what Harry might say if the cliched wrong BWL plotline actually happened to him. What would he say?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incognito reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if two muggle parents had a magical child and they had both already read the Harry Potter books? What if they were both jokers? Following the story of a muggle family, with a magical member. Just a bit of fun. One shot. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, that right goes to JK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - George W., OC - Complete
Taralynn
"Our worlds are more intertwined than you might think, Mr Potter." Harry is puzzled over the mystery that is Taralynn. She comes blazing into his path like a firetruck. Who is she? And what grudge does she have against the few remaining death eaters? NOT a romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., OC
On The Recliner
Sometimes, magic isn't the answer for everything. Sometimes you have so much emotion inside you, building and building that doing something 'mugglish' is necessary. Harry talks. And feels better for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P.
Why The Hell Are You So Calm? reviews
The aftermath of Dudley hearing Harry's tale, as requested! Dudley is horrified, Harry is amused and Sarah is just plainly awestruck. Disclaimer: I'm not Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Gred
A poem about George's feelings after Fred dies. 'Fred is dead. Unbelievable no matter how many times said.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 4/22/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Tell Me About Harry Potter reviews
After Dudley's daughter goes to Hogwarts, Dudley realizes it's about time he knew more about his cousin, Harry Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete