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Joined 12-25-12, id: 4437548, Profile Updated: 12-18-21

I've been a devout reader on this site for close to 15 years and as of December 2021, I'm finally getting into writing.

I'm a newly single mother to a wonderful, rambunctious boy. Still struggling to find my identity again, so I'll revisit this in the future if I'm at all successful.

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Timeless by alexandra.emerson reviews
After breaking a time turner, Draco starts jumping through time. He finds himself married to Hermione in the future. At first, he is horrified, but after getting to know her future self he changes his mind and will do anything in his current time to get to the happy life he shares with her. A Dramione spin on The Time Traveler's Wife. Post-war, not canon compliant, happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 338,754 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/14/2021 - Published: 10/17/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by Speechwriter reviews
The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand. / An AU in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 309,858 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 6/18/2021 - Published: 3/24/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Taste of Ink by Hotteaforme reviews
This summer was going to change everything. We just weren't prepared for how much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,394 - Reviews: 3769 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 3/21/2021 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Auction by lovesbitca8 reviews
In the wake of the Dark Lord's triumph over Harry Potter, the defeated must learn their new place. Hermione Granger has been captured to be sold to the highest bidder as the top prize at an auction of Order members and sympathizers. But despite the horrors of Voldemort's new world, help seems to arise from the most unlikely of places. PART 3 of the RIGHTS & WRONGS series. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 337,885 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 6/5/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20576 - Favs: 13,353 - Follows: 7,375 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Noise by Hotteaforme reviews
Waitress Bella wants nothing to do with her boyfriend's shady drug dealings. When he forces her to do him a favor, she finds herself on the wrong side of the wrong sort of people… all except one. M for a reason. 00s vibes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,834 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 6/22/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Wait by LyricalKris reviews
He was her best friend's brother. Kind, successful, funny, always there for both of them, and sixteen years their senior. It wasn't that Bella didn't notice that he was also sexy as sin. It was just that she didn't see him that way... Until she did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,598 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,917 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Emma Matthews by Anton M reviews
Complete. Isabella has been cooperating with the DEA under her father's nose. Video footage reveals her involvement, her brother murders their father, and she agrees to be a key witness in federal criminal cases against an ex-judge, a congressman, and an array of criminals, including her brother. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,736 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked by LyricalKris reviews
Everyone is born with a unique tattoo. Whenever they fall in love, no matter the circumstances, that person's tattoo appears somewhere on their body. It's not such an easy thing to wear your heart on your skin. After all, love comes as she pleases. Unrequited. Uninvited. Undeniable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6418 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 3188 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7800 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 8042 - Favs: 10,346 - Follows: 4,439 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 8,788 - Follows: 4,629 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7161 - Favs: 5,903 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14578 - Favs: 17,391 - Follows: 8,886 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9364 - Favs: 17,639 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete