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Joined 08-23-03, id: 443792, Profile Updated: 05-04-11
Author has written 17 stories for Resident Evil.

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THE LONG HOLIDAY

Yes, I am still alive and YES I have been working. Mostly on revising some of my older stories, including the three "Memories" stories and Camp Umbrella. I'm hoping to have the revised editions up shortly along with the long awaited Prologue to Alexandra Wesker's next adventure... "Redemption Through Fear". So be on the look out for updated chapters, I'll be sure to put them in the descriptions for you!

Also, you will notice a change in the list of stories. My Chris/Wesker Yaoi will be removed, temprorarily, until I can do extensive rewrites on it. The same will be done for, "The Creepy Spooky Mansion" fic. Sorry for anyone that is a fan, they will be back!!

Sorry about the delay guys and thanks to everyone who encourages me to write!

~ WC ~


*UPDATE*

- Memories of Yesterday and Memories of Today are both updated with the rewritten material.

- Redemption Through Fear is now up with the Prologue and will soon have Chapter 1.

- Rumors that Survivor: Resident Evil Vs Devil May Cry will be coming back...are swirling. For fans this could be a good thing.

- A possible sequel to Camp Umbrella is being discussed, there are no details at this time...

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Resident Evil: Super Quest by kamesen reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
Resident Evil Damnation by Shakahnna reviews
Albert Wesker leads two lives - RPD officer by day, Umbrella spy and researcher by night. A story of his duplicity, from years before the Mansion, to the aftermath of the Antarctic. Various OCs and cameos. Slight crossover with Mortal Kombat.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 679,968 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker, Joseph F.
Wesker's Death Game by Sci-Fi-Reader reviews
Wesker is now on the edge of insanity after living a life of faluire. He now seeks revange for all those who made him the man he is today and wants them to pay with their lives! R&R! A bit of Romance later on.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/13/2004 - A. Wesker - Complete
I love you not by Whisperings Of a Little Flower reviews
Albert Wesker x Chris Redfield. Wesker catches Chris off guard at an undisclosed Umbrella facility and confiscates the younger man's gun. What will happen?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2007 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Outbreak: The Musical by ResidentChevy reviews
Eight ordinary people in a Raccoon City bar must face the invasion of something far worse than just zombies...random musical numbers! R&R And yes, you SHOULD be scared... Chapter 4 now up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006
Glances by Chronos Keeper reviews
Random day at Raccoon City S.T.A.R.S. headquarters. Jill takes a few moments to look over her captain.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
A minor drawback by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
There are various ways of messing up a perfectly simply plan for world domination. And soon Osmund Saddler will find out the hard way that Ramon Salazar is not the only thing their fandoms have in common...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2006 - O. Saddler - Complete
Growing Pains by Ayla Curtis reviews
A collection of moments during the early years of Sparda and his earthly family. AU depending on your POV. Chapter 17 finally done The Anniverary: Side B!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Dante, Vergil, Eva, Sparda
Resident Gameshow by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
It's horrible, terrifying, worse than the whole RE series combined. It's... a game show! [Chapter 3: The Dating Game]
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
Albert Wesker: Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2006 - A. Wesker - Complete
Raccoon City by Magick Tricks reviews
In a underground lab called the Hive. There is a team that must protect us from genetic freaks. We're doomed.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004
SOUSUKE SAGARA: The Complete User's Manual by Wild Goose 01 reviews
Ladies and Gents, the complete guide to maintaining a healthy Otaku - Yes, it’s a guide to taking care of a SOUSUKE SAGARA! Read on!
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
The Art of Silence by The Jolly Leprechaun reviews
Sanzo and co decide (Hakkai's idea) to write New Year's Resolutions for each other. What possible chaos could ensue? This should be interesting...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005
Resident Evil CODE: Veronica Y by Sonic19902 reviews
Claire Redfield has been CAPTURED! Gasp! Now she needs to find a way to get out of Rockfort Island alive, and needs to survive hanging out with a buncha idiots! Parody of RECVX.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,520 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002
Wesker's Horrible Day by Mystic Snake reviews
Wesker has a horrible night!!! He trys to order a pizza... But thats where the trouble starts!!! Please R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 4/28/2003
The Question Being by Dark Manifest reviews
Trish is hauling an unconscious Dante home after a battle, and she's got a question or two for him. Beware of language and polyester.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Trish, Dante - Complete
Cora's Story by CassSpaz reviews
- Complete! - How does Umbrella choose it's soldiers? The story of how a young woman's dreams turned into nightmares.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Complete
The Consequences of Following a Talking Ferret by I heart pie reviews
A parody of the first Matrix film. Chapter 14 is up! Thus ends the sad tale of the Aflac duck. And Mouse. OOC! IT'S HUMOR! PG-13 for language and stuff.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,338 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Tribute to Perfection by MisterGray reviews
My tribute to Albert Wesker, greatest of the RE characters. Simply an assignment of his taking place shortly after RE, and before RE2 and Code Veronica. A side story if you will. Did I mention I like reviews? I do.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,990 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Bathtime by Dark Manifest reviews
Demon hunting is such a dirty business . . . Dante, Trish, Herbal Essences. Need I say more?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Dante, Trish - Complete
STARS Members! by shadowheartqueen reviews
RE parody of the 'Ghostbusters' song.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2003
RE: The Disney movie by Tifa Redfield reviews
What if RE was a mix of disney movies?? Leon has turned into nemesis and Claire must fall in love with him! Wesker and Birkins are singing 'A whole new Virus' together(??) Basically its madness. R+R ppl!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002
What Capcom didn't want you to see!!! by ShadesOfBlack reviews
So what if the insane bartender is the only sane one in the city? Hey, why is everybody running? Maybe Nemesis only wants a friend! Please R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2001
Monkey Moon by Aletheia reviews
It's a Monkey Island/Sailor Moon crossover! The Monkey Island crew don miniskirts to do battle with the evil forces of the Negaverse (yes, ALL the Monkey Island crew). Sailor Pirate Power!
Monkey Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2001 - Published: 10/23/2000
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Redemption Through Fear reviews
A S.T.A.R.S. team arrives in a small town in Washington state, soon after a new mission will trigger a fear Alex hasn't had in some years. Can she survive or will her chosen path be short and bloody? Part I of the Redemption Trilogy
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011
Tattered Lives reviews
ChrisXWesker Yaoi. When Chris saves Wesker's life, his reason for doing so is unclear. Soon, however the two discover feelings they never knew they had. Will their new found love survive or will the the men who held Wesker captive destroy them both?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
In Small Doses reviews
A collection of one shot humor based in the Resident Evil universe. Expect updates as soon as I get off my lazy butt and write them. [Story 13 is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2004
The Creepy Mansion in the Spooky Woods reviews
It’s been done before…BUT I DON’T CARE! Wesker is a hair gel addict, Chris is a moron beyond comprehension, Jill has anger management issues…I take the Remake storyline, drop it in a blender,and hit puree! [Chap 7 is up]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
When Sherrys Attack! reviews
What really happened on Sheena Island? Was Umbrella making Tyrants, or something far more sinister? Join Wesker, McDonalds, Spastic, and several new friends in this the sequal to Resident Evil 365!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Camp Umbrella reviews
It's BACK! Bigger! Longer! In Story Format! Join varous RE characters as they enter a world far more frightening than anything they have yet encountered...Summer Camp! [Final Chapter is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,253 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Memories of Tomorrow reviews
Rockfort Island. Kent's twisted plan brought Alexandra here, but only she can choose how to leave. Madness, Destruction, Redemption. What path will she chose and who will she ultimately betray? [Final chapter of the Memories Trilogy]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,414 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Survivor Resident Evil Style reviews
Based on the hit reality show Survivor. 20 RE characters are thrown on an island together. Wesker is the host. Who will survive?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,438 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas In Raccoon City reviews
One shot Parody of the Chrismas poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'. From Leon's point of veiw. Again I'm feeling festive...only this time I butcher a poem...MWAHAHAHAHAHA! rated for a bit of swearing
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Slappy the Big Jawed Cerberus reviews
One shot song Parody of 'Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer'. Just because I'm feeling festive and I like butchering Christmas songs...hehe...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Queer Eye For the Resident Evil Guy reviews
Based on the show Queer eye for the Stragiht Guy. RE characters need a makover and we have just the team for the job. (A Wesker Chick CassSpaz Production[Chapter 4 is up]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
Memories of Today reviews
After surviving Raccoon, Alexandra is relocated to an U.B.C.S. training facility. Here she will learn a bloody lesson in betrayal...Umbrella will learn just how much like Albert she truly has become...Part two of the Memories Trilogy Completely Rewritten
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
The 12 Days of a Resident Evil Christmas reviews
A song parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas as sung by the entire RE cast. Just because I'm feeling festive!
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Memories of Yesterday reviews
Alexandra has worked for Umbrella for 4 years. She is about to be thrown into a situation she has worked her entire career to prevent. Can Albert's baby sister survive Raccoon City's final hours? Part One of the Memories Trilogy Completely Re-written
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,716 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Resident Evil 365: The Final Insult! reviews
I bet you think you know what happend after the Spencer Incident...Well, you're wrong. Wesker was still in Raccoon, along with a few new freinds...Meet the survivors of 'Coon City... Cowirtten with Dimitri Chavez
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Wesker Went Up to Umbrella reviews
One shot song parody of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" as sung by Leon, Hunk, and Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Bye Bye Mr Wesker Guy reviews
A one shot song parody as sung by the Surviving members of S.T.A.R.S.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete