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Joined 12-26-12, id: 4438165, Profile Updated: 07-22-16
Author has written 15 stories for Walking Dead, Lost, Castle, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Blakes 7, Avengers, and Mentalist.

I have been writing fanfiction for years. Its so much fun. I have a few unfinished pieces in my fanfic here and I am sorry about that, but trying to juggle real life and writing is incredibly hard at the moment. Please know that I aim to finish them all as soon as I can.

As a new note: I have recently had a neck injury. Its slowing things down, but I am still trying to finish all the fics. Hope you can stick with me.

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Under New Management by Perspex13 reviews
Beckett returns to the precinct to find that things have changed more than expected. Set early in Season 4.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,392 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Rick C., Kate B., Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
The Courtship of Katherine Beckett by GeekMom reviews
Castle's adventurous and creative courtship of Katherine Beckett. Just like Castle, Andrew Marlowe and his band of cronies have wooed us into playing in his adventure park. Thanks for your inspirational characters and for letting me hang around the sand box. Set during season five.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,358 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
What Makes You Stronger by skygirl55 reviews
For Detective Kate Beckett, getting to know her barista, Rick, better may end up being more than she bargained for. Caskett AU. Trigger warnings inside.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,592 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Kate B., Rick C.] - Complete
Enjoy the Silence by leuska reviews
"The call comes at nine in the evening. They've had nothing, literally nothing, not a single, solitary lead, and then suddenly, everything moves so fast, it makes her head spin." Spoilers for the - gasp - 6x23 finale. Enjoy. Chapter 35.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,887 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C., Martha R.
Rich Man, Poor Man : A Darker Path by idiosyncratic1 reviews
AU: What if Castle had never become a famous, successful, and wealthy writer? Struggling to make ends meet, failed writer Richard Rodgers meets Detective Kate Beckett under quite different circumstances.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,313 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
The Possibility of Magic by GeekMom reviews
Castle Halloween Bash 2015 Entry. Richard Castle has certain abilities. If only one of them was making a particular NYPD Detective fall in love with him. Season 3. A/U. Supernatural. Grateful acknowledgement to the great and mighty wizard, Marlowe and his familiars for creating this wonderful magic. I am under their spell.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,890 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Rick C., Kate B., Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
The Making of the SCU & A Makeshift Family by LouiseKurylo reviews
How did the SCU start? How did a motley group become a tightly-knit team and makeshift family? By necessity Jane doesn't appear till chapter 5, after formation of Lisbon's team and gradual team bonding. Promise it will be interesting anyhow! Warning: Descriptions of Jane's post-slaughter mental state. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,882 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Breaching The Castle by GeekMom reviews
Sequel to The Castle Wall. The Buchanan brothers have escaped. Joe holds Castle responsible for his failed life and Liam, his older brother, is just plain evil. I don't own Castle or any of the characters created by the imaginative and creative minds of Andrew Marlowe and company. I do own the plot and the additional characters. I hope you enjoy. Thanks for reading! GeekMom
Castle - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,829 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Rick C., Kate B., Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Learn to Have Been by chezchuckles reviews
This is a Season 7 supposition only. I have no knowledge of spoilers or teasers, this is purely an idea at what their winter would look like in 2014-2015 after that season-ending fiery accident.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,051 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Back Stories Book III by mal4prez reviews
The crew's efforts to heal the captain are made more and more difficult by the ship's pursuers, but Inara means to do all she can to help.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,337 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Mal, Inara
The Castle Wall by GeekMom reviews
The everyday lives of an NYPD detective, a New York Times Best Selling author, their friends & family. Their hectic schedules and what happens when fans cross the line. Set sometime in the fall after "Probable Cause" I do not own nor would I ever claim the wonderfulness created by Mr. Marlowe and company. Just taking them out for a spin or two. *Please review. Thanks!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,933 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
It's like you are screaming by leuska reviews
Inspired by a fanvid by Half0utLoud and pe4alhar. It was supposed to be easy. A visit to a suspect and asking him some questions. Just a regular job. But this particular visit turns out to be anything but such for Castle and Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Dead Diary by Hoobajoo reviews
An accountant is at work when the outbreak occurs and documents his experiences in a diary. Now out of the city and soul-sick off all the death and horror, is survival worth the effort? Based on my life circumstances.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012
Bandiagara by ebfiddler reviews
Picks up right where One Man's Trash left off. With a cargo hold full of gleanings from the junkyards of Beylix, Serenity heads towards the remote Rim world of Bandiagara. Can the crew avoid the notice of Blue Sun? Humor/Romance/Action/Drama. Ninth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,259 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
One Man's Trash by ebfiddler reviews
The crew delivers a cargo of cattle to Beylix for Sir Warwick Harrow. Jayne encounters someone from his past, and Mal discovers why River keeps quoting a certain aphorism. Humor/Action/Drama, and yes, some Romance, too. Eighth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,819 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Break Out by ebfiddler reviews
The crew discovers the dirty secret of a terraforming operation, and Mal concocts a plan. Fifth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Adventures in Sitting by ebfiddler reviews
The crew lands on Beaumonde for a job. Turns out legal cargo can be just as dangerous as the illegal kind. Action/Drama/Romance/Humor. Mal/Inara, Simon/Kaylee. Features entire crew. Second story in series. Follows A Lion's Mouth. Please review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Saffron - Complete
A Lion's Mouth by ebfiddler reviews
Serenity encounters unexpected company. The crew experiences uncomfortable scrutiny from the almighty Alliance, and Mal revisits his darkest hours. First story in a series. Drama/Action/Humor/Romance. All canon characters.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Mal - Complete
Red Sands by Kristen999 reviews
Stranded on a harsh, desolate world, John and Ronon learn that merely surviving is only half the fight. A simple summary for a complex story. Gen: Drama, Action, H/C
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,450 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
A Safe Place in the Mind by natalee moon reviews
After 3 months of torture in prison Mal is unreachable. It is up to Inara, with the most difficult of her arts, to bring him back. MalInara
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Blue Sun Job by Guildsister reviews
Mal and Zoe decide to rob the Blue Sun treasury. The job strains and reveals their relationship and past.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,035 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Truthsome by Guildsister reviews
A small-scale smuggling job goes direly bad for Mal & Co., reviving old memories and leading to a night of confessions. Prequel to Blue Sun Job.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
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Revelations (prompt fill) reviews
Tumblr Prompt fill (or attempt): Castle has been hiding his hearing loss. His secret is revealed during a bust gone wrong. Set in the early part of the series. Thank you to everyone who is reading, following and reviewing.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,890 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 9/24/2015
Lines of communication reviews
One shot - post White Lines (s6x11). The team winds down back at the office and Jane works on his communication skills, with some encouragement from the team.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Complete
Going Home reviews
Post-Schawarma ONE-SHOT the group heads home in one of Stark's Limousines. Its not a smooth ride. This story has been in my mind for a bit. Hope you like it. Rating changed (thanks for suggestion!) - there are only a few swear words in it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Monster Under the Bed reviews
I just can't believe I found this fic after all this time. A character exploration focusing on Sawyer, set the morning after the episode: The Long Con. Please R&R. Please...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Sawyer - Complete
May Fortune Favour reviews
FORMAT CORRECTED! Yet another of Blake's plans doesn't go according to plan... An early fic of mine sitting gathering dust for want of motivation to complete it. Reviews are highly motivating... hint hint (even if you hate it!)
Blakes 7 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2015
Do not go gentle
Darker (hence M rating) and longer sequel to One Long Night (involves minor OC character deaths). Please R&R - even if you hate it!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,945 - Published: 5/12/2015
One Long Night
FORMAT CORRECTED! "Spike trying to eat Buffy despite the chip is only the beginning. Hell has slipped through the Hellmouth and come up for air, and this time it may be more than anyone can handle..." Set in Season 5. The first fanfic I ever wrote from years ago. Please R&R. Love to hear what you think.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,233 - Published: 5/12/2015
Remember reviews
Post 'Driven' Season 7. Castle is starting to remember. This is an idea I have had floating around for a while. I am nervous about sharing it. If there's enough interest out there I will continue it. Please let me know what you think - good or bad. [Likely won't be finished, so sorry. Muse has fled the building and Life has moved in].
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Rick C., Kate B.
James and the Giant Con reviews
Sawyer's taken the guns. He's not giving them back without a fight, but the rumour is that the castaways have had enough and are willing to do whatever it takes to get them back; even the unthinkable. Only Kate can prevent it. If she can just convince Sawyer that he's worth saving.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Kate, Sawyer
Roomies Prequel reviews
Prequel to Roomies. Occurs immediately after Kate takes Sawyer out from the Hatch for the first time when she sees the horse. It starts as they return to the Hatch. Enjoy! I hope.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
The Chat - the morning after the night before
Just a little sequel. Thanks to everyone who has read and reviewed my previous stories. Thanks. Its much appreciated. Hope you like this one shot.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Roomies sequel
A working title really! Sequel to Roomies I started, but didn't finish, a time ago. It follows on from Roomies almost straight away and dips in and out of cannon. Again, some chapters are rated M for sex scenes - be warned! I didn't finish this, but its still on my mind!
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,471 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Kate, Sawyer
Roomies reviews
Romantic hurt/comfort fic that followed Sawyer's recovery from being shot. Its an old fic of mine when I was using the old penname Bcat. Hope you like it.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Kate, Sawyer
The Chat reviews
A Kate/Sawyer one shot. A midnight chat after the episode "Hunting Party". Originally this was posted to another fic archive under my old penname 'Bcat'. Rated M for swearing and adult concepts.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Memoirs of a Geek reviews
It's the far side of the end of the world and I'm going down. I have to find somewhere to hole up and some good people that'll have me. So far I've found nothing but trouble and I think it's just about too late for me. I don't know what to do. (OCxmain cast, season 3, There will be M rated language, violence and more I am sure). THIS IS NOT A DEATH STORY.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012