Oh hey. Lhasaapsl here. I like writing. I love the clique series, and I like playing on the computer. I like fashion, reading, being on the computer, eating ice cream, if not cookies, i also like jokes, making up characters, (generating characters from my imagination is fun!), and I like pranks, and crack-ups, like this from hawtjuicyaddict's profile:
If You Live In America, you post this
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
I live in America, and no, NONE OF THESE ARE REALLY TRUE...i don't think so anyways.
Are you asian? Take this quiz to see if you look asian!
1. You have slanty/smallish eyes
2. You naturally get tan
3. You have dark hair and eyes
4. Sometimes you wear glasses or contacts
5. You smile with your two front teeth showing
6. You laugh at random things
7. Sometimes you swear
Post that if your interested in it or your just asian!
OK NOW FUNNY STUFF...
Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss! :D
Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe. :(
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well, I think the gun helps because if you just stood there and yelled BANG at the top of your lungs and made a finger gun, no one would be killed. :/
(")_(") THIS IS BUNNY. COPY AND PASTE HIM TO YUR PROFILE TO HELP HIM GAIN WORLD DOMINATION. Along with the president and government..OOH BUNNY PRESIDENT! :D
()_() MEET KITTY. SHE IS VERY SWEET. COPY AND PASTE HER TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE A KITTY OR WANT KITTIES TO TAKE OVER PEOPLE YOU HATE. :D
OK THATS IT FOR FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D